WILL SLICK WILLARD THE GOP RAT CHOOSE DONALD THE DOUCHEBAG AS HIS VP ???

'SOUNDS ENTICING,...


MITTY THE RAT WITH DONNIE THE DOUCHE ??


YEAH YEAH,..


WE ALL KNOW IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE FLORIDA MARCO - AND TO GRAB ALL THOSE HISPANIC VOTES,..


AND THAT WOULD BE A VERY WISE CHOICE,..


BUT WHAT ABOUT DONALD THE D-BAG ???


HE MIGHT BE GOOD TOO,..


Ya See,..


Uncle Donnie the Douchoid is a Ratings Magnet Bonanza ,..


His Apprentice Show always gets watched a lot,..


Lotsa yabos like to TUNE IN AND watch Aubrey and the Jersey Housewife Chick and Lisa Lampenelli - err whud'evverr the 'uck er' name is,.. Do their Drama battles as the Likes of Arsenio watch on,..AND THE INCREDIBLE HULK ARNOLD DUDE ,..ETC,..


While the Donald just sits there and Loves it all,..


Nothing Bad ever happens to the Don ,..HE'S THE BOSS -


Or Does it ??


Personally, I don't think that Donald The Dumb-shit 'Can" accept the Job from Mittens the Rat !


The VP Job does not pay enough for the Don - who as we all know ,..is in a constant state of being broke and owing Banks Zillions of Semolians ,. $$


The Donald does EVERY-THANG ON CREDIT ,..


HE HAS NO REAL ACTUAL MONEY,..HIMSELF ,..


AND EVER !!!


HE NEEDS THE CHECKS FROM THE TV NETWORK NBC ERR' who ever it is ,..Abc - what the fuck,..


To constantly be paying back his mighty debts to banks ,..


That go back decades,...


The Donald has tried his hand at a few Bankruptcies in his days,..


But that don't work when you owe Like the Donnie does !!


Donnie has to keep up his appearance that he is some big man,..


But he ain't really a big man ,..


At all,..


He's a child who plays with other People's money,..


And the other People can't do a damn thang,..


because he's the Donald !!


In some weird way - he IS AMERICA ,..and he must be propped up ,..and for as long as can be too !!


The Don represents everythang wrong with America,..


AND MAYBE EVERYTHING RIGHT TOO !!


He's a broke gazillion air living in a massive mansion ,..and the MONTHLY Payments are 50,000 $ Per Month !! AND HE'S FOREVER UPSIDE DOWN AND BIG TIME !!


AND unlike the rest of us,...


he can't hit the streets ! Or we ALL DO !!


HE 'HAS' TO PAY IT AND MAKE IT ,... EVEN IF THEY HAVE TO KEEP SENDING HIM MONEY !! And Printing up new funny money to give him and not next to a street pole marked "X" !! If ya know what I mean Oj Jury !!


WHEN THE DONALD GOES DOWN,..WE ALL GO DOWN !!


IT'S SORTA LIKE THAT DAY SOME DAY WHEN MICK JAGGER FINALLY DIES,...


IT'L BE A SAD DAY FOR US ALL,..


HEY - EVEN JACK LELANE IS GONE ,... BUT WE'RE ALL STILL HERE !!


WE CAN MAKE IT PEOPLE


WE CAN GO ON NO MATTER WHAT !!


IF WE CAN SURVIVE 2012 ,..AND 911 - WE CAN SURVIVE ANYTHANG !!


BUT THE BUMMER FOR DOUCHEBAG DONALD IS THE VICE PRESIDENT JOB ONLY PAYS ABOUT 200,000 $ PER YEAR,..


AND THE OL' DONNIE NEEDS MUCH MORE THAN THAT ,..


IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY THAT THE DON COULD BE THE VP WITH ROMNEY 'AND' ALSO STILL RUN HIS APPRENTICE SHOW !! ??


Nahhhh,.....


BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE,..


AND THE THANG ABOUT THE DON,..


It's not that we all respect him - and his fowl angry potential condemnation ,..and of anyone of us ,..( This guy might even call Mother Teresa a Loser ),..


It's not so much that we Respect the Donald,..


It's that we Fear him,...


NOBODY WANTS TO BE "FIRED,..."


'Certainly Not the Everlovin' Geeky Sharky From Bammy Grammy Magazine !


And that's not a good way for the Don to Live - and one day face the Lord,... Up thar in thee 'ol Sky,...


The Donald has to come clean and be honest,..


With himself and with us,..


When it comes right down to it,...


he is nothing More than just a broke billionaire,..


who runs and operates on credit,..


And maybe too Like a lot of us do,..


THE DONALD 'IS' US !!


China Owns The Donner !! Lock, Stock, n' Frock Too !!


Truth is - Rosie the Loser ,..probably has more money and Capital real than Donald the Douchoid has,...


THINK ABOUT it !!


- CLARK THE EVERLOVIN' SHARK


HE "NEVER" KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT - : (


EDITOR IN CHEF' BAM MAGAZINE


THREE WRITING DEGREES FROM STANFORD ( Stanford Writing School Clinic of Lomita Calif. )


April 7, 2012


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NOTES; I DON'T REALLY BLAME THE DONALD FOR HIS MONEY WOES ,...HE'S BEEN SCAMMED TOO AND LIKE ALL THE REST OF US !!


I "Do" However agree with him the way he has Lambasted Rosie O"Dumbshit ,... She 'is' a Fucking jerk and she deserves it !!