Monday, April 9, 2012

DONALD TRUMP IS A (COWARD) DOUCHEBAG ! WHAT AN IDIOT ! HE FIRE'S LOU AND KEEPS THAT CUNT LISA LAMPA-WHATEVETHEFUCK,..



Ok ,.. Here I go,..


I really rarely watch all these lame Network Tv Shows n' Such,... 'Reality shows too,..on cable


But My wife watches them and often I get sucked right into ...the Drama !! Of,..


The Basketball Wives, Beverly Hills Housewives , Jersey Wives,..etc,..La La's Full Court Life,.. etc,..


And of course once in a while too,..


Douchebag Donald's Mighty 'Apprentice',..


Now,.. the show that I happened to stumble upon and watch tonight,..


Will go down in History TV Land as maybe the only other,..


Allison DuBois Moment !!


And You all remember that one !!


Man,..was it frickin' infamous,..


The psychic CHICK from hell !!


But tonight took the fucking Proverbial cake !!


Douchebag Donnie had the Golden opportunity to show off his real manhood ( What's Left of it anyway) and Fire that fucking jerk Lisa Lampa-whathtefuck ,..and keep the incredible Green Hulkster Lou from the 80's !!


THAT...   Didn't happen...
Unfortunately,


Now,..


We all know that insecure fat girls are mean and cold and can have very foul mouths,..BLAH BLAH ,..NOTHING NEW THERE,..


It's how they survive in this world !!


AND WE all know maybe the Hulkster ain't the Most Brilliant Chap since Einstein ,..


We know insecure pretty girls ( Like Aubrey ) are sorta like Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal and are pretty and lovely but they don't see that in the mirror - all they see is a fat mean spiteful bitch - which is who they really are ezackly <--On the inside !! ( Oh No Shark Di-int' ),..


Now Donnie The Douchoid,.. maybe could have and should have Let Lou go long ago apparently ,..and for whatever politically correct or other wise reasons,..hasn't - and has kept Lou around,..


But getting rid of Lou tonight was the wrong night,.. (Maybe Last week or next week Donner Party !!)


Now,..


We all watched in horror as Mega unhappy and morbidly obese Super Creep Lisa Lampanelli simply lit into and unfairly lambasted a helpless Lou ,..who finally had had enough and basically threatened to toss the portly bovine through a wall !! As his scared mouth quivered ,..


And I don't Blame him,..


Perhaps the Donald should just have an all guy show or all girl show ,..but tonight, we saw where mixing the two can turn deadly !!


The truth is ,..Lou isn't doing all as bad as Lisa the Witch says and facts be known, ,..other People won'y take Lou and his ideas serious enough when he speaks up ,..probably because he talks like Arnold and has a disability with hearing ,.. ( I Shark have a Blind and drifting Left eye - and Look what a bang up great Life I've Lived with it !! Fuck - they always listen to me and they just Love all my ideas ,...sheeesh )


Now,...


Angry Cunt Lisa makes it sound like Lou is just this complete idiot dunce moron while she is just this amazing hard working and gifted leader who gets things done,.. ( I mean if it has to come to this - Why doesn't she just gracefully exit the show quietly - because it just isn't fun any more at this point,...AS IN it's crossed into bad hurtful mean TV now ....ROSIE O'DONALD STYLE ,...SO WHAT IS THE POINT TO ALL OF THIS DONALD DOUCHE  IS DOING HERE ? What is being Displayed or Proved ?? ),..


and maybe she is and does,...


MAYBE LISA really 'does do' the Great Job as the show mandates,..


But that isn't the point ( Let me interject TOO here ALSO that she does lose regularly though - even 'with' all her genius ideas for D-bag Donnie's show !! )


Ya see,..


Couth and class go a long way,..


You don't always have to be Super nice to people ( especially in a cut-throat game like Donnie's Apprentice ),...


And i sorta respect and appreciate Lisa's mean Spunk and stern way of defending and standing up for herself and preserving herself in her own way too ,..


But fer' Heaven's Frickin' Sake ol' Gal !! Lisa makes Arsenio Look quite Pleasant and reasonable indeed ,.. !!


Yes !!!


But there are lines in Life that we do NOT CROSS !! AND LISA LAMPANELLI JUST PISSED ALL OVER THE GOOD LINES OF TASTE, ,..NEVERMIND DIGNITY AND CLASS,..


As in.....She has the magical mean abilities to almost make a Grown Lou man cry !! ( Allison DuBois is somewhere blushing tonight )...


THE CHICK IS A HOPELESS INSECURE AND UNHAPPY LITTLE BULLY WEENIE ,..AND FOR HER scathing ATTITUDE ALONE,..


DONNIE THE SCHMUCK SHOULDA FIRED THE LITTLE ASSHOLE - and tonight too !!


And Without hesitation !!!!!


It woulda made the Don look like a man,..


Today - he looks like a pathetic FOOL !!


IT ISN'T THE POINT that Lisa may do good or whudevverr on Donald's show,..


It's just that we don't wanna send the wrong messages to our kids like honesty is bad and loyalty is good or better !!


THAT'S EXACTLY EVERYTHANG THAT'S WRONG WITH OUR WORLD - DUH ,..EVER HEAR OF A GUY NAMED OBAMA IN OUR WHITE HOUSE DONALD ??


Don asked Lou to give an honest answer and Lou said Lisa's show commercial sucked - which it did !!


And Don used 'THAT' AS THE EXCUSE TO GET RID OF LOU ??


O-M-G !!!!


COME ON DOUCHEBAG DON !! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT !!


I NOTICED IN LISA'S COMMERCIAL THAT THEY USED ACTORS AND NOT THEMSELVES LIKE THE OTHER TEAM DID !


MAYBE IF Lisa was as bright and gifted and totaly genius as she says she is, they mighta starred in their own commercial and maybe won !! THINK ABOUT IT DOUCHOID DONNIE !! YA CREEP !


WHEN YA GROW A BRAIN !!


JUS SAYIN'


-CLARK THE SHARK HILTON


TV BLOGGER


AND HOLLYWOOD TMZ SPOOFER


SNOOPER !!


NOTES; UNITED STATES MANHOOD TOOK A BAD BEATING TONIGHT TO FEMALEHOOD THAT WAS ALL MUCH UNNECESSARY, UNFAIR, AND BAD TIMING UP THE YING ,..AND LOU KNEW IT WHEN HE SAID AND DECLARED TO DOUCHEBAG DON TO; "TAKE IT BACK,...HE SHOULDN'T BE FIRED"


AND HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TOO !!


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