HAPPY EASTER FROM CLARK THE EVERLOVIN' SHARK Of G.e. !! May The Lord Bless You All with A Great Day !

Clark the Shark is a Multi-faceted, Jack-Of-All-Tradesmen, Dude with a Lotta' hats,..as Most of You'se Know,..


And Of course as many of you know, I am also a Devout Christian who seldom misses his beloved Sunday Church Service,..


I'm Sorta LIKE the Tim Tebow of Highly Watched internet Rock N Roll / Political Bloggers,..


THERE'S ALWAYS LIKE IMMENSE Pressure on me to like keep bein' really good n' stuff,..


And on this Glorious Sunday, I wish You all a Happy Easter and I thank You so much for Loyally returning to my sites to read my Blogs,..


You People all out there Watch My Song Videos, Read my stuff, and seem to be quite interested and intrigued by a Shark,..


And I am quite fond of you all too,..


Without YOU,... None of this would be happening,..


So always remember that a Shark writes FOR YOU !! FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT !


YOU LAUGH AND GET JOY FROM A SHARK !!


AND I HOPE I CAN KEEP GETTING THE SKILLS DELIVERED TO ME FROM GOD ABOVE TO KEEP COMING UP WITH GREAT NEW IDEAS TO DELIVER TO ALL OF YOU !!


MANY OF THEM I FORGET,..


I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY KEEP A TAPE RECORDER OR PEN AND PAPER WITH ME AT ALL TIMES,..


MY BRAIN IS ALWAYS ACTIVE - EVEN WHEN I SLEEP,...I THINK UP FUNNY NEW IRREVERENT THINGS ,..


I'M SORTA LIKE GREG GUTFELD, PEREZ HILTON, AND SMOSH,..


EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I REALLY 'DO' HAVE ORIGINAL AMAZING TALENT ,..UNLIKE THEM - WHO PROBABLY OTHER'S WRITE IT FOR THEM !!


From some agency,...


TRUTH IS,..I'M ON PAR WITH THE ABSOLUTE WORLD BEST OF ALL TIME,..


MICHAEL SAVAGE AND MARK LEVIN ARE ABOUT THE CLOSEST THINGS TO ME ,..MAYBE THE LATE BREITBART,..


BUT THE FIVE FOOT FIVE CLARK THE SHARK IS MILES AHEAD OF EVERYONE,..


BECAUSE I HAVE THE TORTURED SMALL White LIFE EXPERIENCE THAT OTHERS CANNOT TOUCH IN A MILLION YEARS,...


IT MAKES ME THE ABSOLUTE BEST BLOGGER ON THE INTERNET,.. In the entire World,..


And for this, I am happy - AND NEVER PROUD !!


AND 'YOU' THE CHOSEN SHARK FOLLOWERS ALL KNOW IT,..AND CONTINUE TO LOOK TO THE SHORT STATURED SHARK FOR ABSOLUTE LEADERSHIP,...


TRUTH IS,...


There really aren't many good writers on the internet,..


A thing Like a Shark is very rare,...


And you all know it,...


I always worry that one day I won't be as good as I am consistently - That I will slow down ,..and or get Lazy,..


So one thang I do is I make sure that I always PRAY !!


I ASK GOD TO KEEP GIVING ME THE HILARIOUS SKILLS TO KEEP YOU ALL LAUGHING AND ABOVE ALL ENTERTAINED !!


MAYBE ONE DAY ,..God will stop sending me His signals,..


Maybe I'll get into a car wreck,..


And there won't be a Clark The Everlovin' Sharky anymore,..


NAHH


I DOUBT IT,..


THE SHARK WILL BE HERE TO COMFORT YOU ALL FOR ALONG LING TIME TO COME !!


HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE !!


AND ROCK ON !!


-CLARK THAT EVERLOVIN' SHARK


EDITOR IN CHEF'


BAM MAGAZINE


APRIL 8, 2012 !!