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Good OL' Mittens the Rat
has been given a sudden and unexpex-cted Gift from Tricky Ricky
today,..


And Mad Max Tricky Rick Doesn't exactly have even one kind thang to say about oL' Willie the Rodent today Either I See ?? !


Aweee ,... What's Wrong Tricky Ricky ??


I guess Mr. Santorum finally ran out of money and or got wise,..


Maybe he grew a brain and a heart and he finally sees that his daughter is more important after all and all along than beating Willard Headroom The Massachusett's Chevy Dealer,..


But I'll say one thang here,..


Things are Gonna change from this day forward - yes this day; April 10, 2012,..


Willard is "Officially" the Man now,..


And it ain't even close as neither Crazy Ronald or Kooky Newty is ever gonna catch him ,...


Santorum could have shown some class and some couth today and endorsed Romney ,..


But as usual for the mean grumpy old Richard from Penn, ..that of course didn't happen,..


And probably maybe,..


Never will


The truth is ,.. the gloves really came off - and surprisingly so - between Mitt and Rick,..


Shockingly even more so than between Mitt and NEWT !!


AND I'M REALLY KINDA AMAZED ,..that Mr. Santorum and all his clever fiest,... he never went after the Mormon thang,..


When he knew he could have,..


It May have been a hit song with all those Evangelicals and Catholics out there amongst us,..


Or maybe not,..


Who knows,..


Now,..


We will never,...


We can all see plainly now that Rick Santorum - and just Like Newt - Does not like Willard the Rat personally,...and I don't really blame the two of them,..


Because,..


Willard really 'IS' A RAT,..


NOTHING MORE,..


AND NOTHING LESS,..


SLICK WILLARD IS A CLEVER AND PLOTTING CONNIVING JERK ,..WHO IS VERY CALCULATING,..


YEAH,..


THIS GUY REALLY 'HAS BEEN' RUNNING FOR PREZ FOR 8 YEARS err whudeverr,.. There's No doubt about it ,..


AND NEWT AND ROCKY Rick LET HIM REALLY KNOW ABOUT IT - and the whole time,..


It wasn't ever gonna be a Cake Walk for Slick Willie !!


And for that I commend Mad Maxwell from Penn,..


And in some ways I don't,..


I've discovered that Rick Santorum is one of the most vicious callous Fighters in a game that I have ever seen ,..


And this guy does not have a'lotta class,..


but in some weird way ,.. That's exactly what we all love about Tricky Ricky !!


Tricky Rick will say anythang,..


Tricky Rick will "DO" anythang,..


This guy will try every way to win !! And if that doesn't work, he'll put on camouflage and go chameleon ,..and he'l try something else ,..


Truth is,..


None of us in Politics have EVER SEEN ANYTHING Like Tricky Richard from Pennsylvania,..


This guy had NO MONEY


AND REALLY HE HAS ZERO CREDIBILITY AFTER HE GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY BOB CASEY IN 2006 ( A YEAR THAT WAS TOUGH FOR ALL GOPS ...THOUGH TO BE FAIR ),...


AND YET,...JUST LIKE SOME KINDA WACKY ROSS PEROT,..


TRICKY RICKY DAMN NEAR COULDA WON THIS THANG,.. ( And try to imagine if there had never been no Newty in the Game !) 


Had HE EVER FOUND A WAY TO BE MORE MAINSTREAM ,..AND LESS EXTREME,..


AND HE WAS SLOWLY learning and developing that way too - and if ya know whudda I mean !!


This race Coulda got real close Delegate wise,... And real scary nasty ,... ( I think Obama Could have beatin' Ricky easy - but he would not had wanna gone up against this crazy guy - Believe Me ,...ol' Barry mighta been mentally exhausted by the end of it )


I'm actually kinda Proud of Tricky Ricky Santorum and I tip my hat To Mad max !!


This guy is a campaigning genius if ever we saw one,..


And he has a mean spirit streak and a dirty mouth - that can make Lisa Lampanelli blush,..


I'm kinda bummed to See ol' Mad Maxwell Smart go - and Leave this race,...


The guy was tireless ,... He never wavered once,.. He stuck to all his ideals and told us all to go FUCK OFF TOO !


Today, is officially Mitt Romney Day USA - He can just basically announce now - that "He' is the guy,...


But I'm gonna miss Rick ,..


We all will,..


Newt is just so rehearsed, calculated, Predictable,..and Boring,..


Santorum was NONE OF THESE things,...


Good Bye Tricky Ricky 2012,...


,..and Hopefully,..


HELLO MITT AND THE WHITE HOUSE


NOVEMBER 2012


- CLARK HAGINS


Mitt Should be damn strong now - after going through and surviving Ricky-Mania 2012 !


Final Note; Rick L' never be Mitt's VP Now ,... He can't possibly be after all the mean things he's said about Willard ,..and everybody else near him too ! 


Or 'can' he be ???????


Nahhh


It's still Gotta be Marco from FLA ,..or Maybe Donald the Dum Dum ,..