I SEE TRUMP MAKES THE OCCASIONAL MISTAKES ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL ,.... THEY ARE RARE ,..BUT REALLY BAD WHEN THEY HAPPEN ,..

I sit here writing, promoting and defending Donald The Dimwit ,..

And I am amazed at how few blunders he has occur ,..

Donald can at times be a brilliant cookie ,..He can even shift my head with his wisdom at times,..

Him and his team can out think Wayne Gretzky or Einstein ,...

But he can also be pretty fucking stupid here n' there,..

And we cross our fingers and hope and pray that he doesn't accidentally do this with the red telephone and nuclear buttons someday ,.. 

Trump skipped that Debate right before Iowa ,..due to that Faux News Asshole named Megyn Kelly ,..

That was not one of Trump's Grandest designs ,.. 

He damn near Lost the whole fucking election to the likes of Ted Cruz ( and others ) ,..when he did that ,.. 

For,..

Had he gone to Iowa ,. ...

This race likely would have been over and fast ,..right at New Hampshire,..

Trummy The Dummy would have ran the proverbial frickin' table Jack !!  

Even the Cruzster was gushing that back then ,... Trump gave him a fresh open door !! One that was not there !! ,..before !!

Now,.. Trump has made another costly unforced error ,..

There was plenty of buzz in the air lately that he was gonna debate the Bern ,..and at a Massive Stadium ,... and Trump now has BLOWN IT !! 

Again !!!

TRUMP OWNS THIS ONE !!

HE HAD A GLORIOUS CHANCE TO MAKE HILLARY LOOK SMALL AND IRRELEVANT AND HE LET IT SLIP AWAY ??

AND IN LIFE,... YOU DON'T GET MOMENTUM CHANCES LIKE THAT AGAIN MAYBE !!

THIS DEBATE WOULD HAVE MADE HILLARY LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT !!

People - and in the media too - would have been mumbling that she is ready to maybe drop out soon ,.. Oh ,..that would have been fuckin' KILLER SHIT !! 

IT WOULD HAVE KILLED 2 BIRDS WITH ONE STONE !! 

FOR,..

IF IT EVER COMES DOWN TO TRUMP VS. BERNIE ,... WE ALL KNOW TRUMP WOULD CRUSH THAT,..

VOTERS - IN GENERAL - AREN'T GONNA VOTE FOR AN AGING 75 YEAR OLD SOCIALIST ,..CERTAINLY NOT AGAINST A VIBRANT DUDE LIKE TRUMPSTER !!

TRUMP BLEW IT !! 

AND THIS IS THE OBVIOUS GLARING KINDA SHIT THAT WORRIES AND BOTHERS ME ABOUT TRUMP,..

SOMETIMES THE GUY JUST CAN'T SEE THE PLAIN LIGHT ,..

Too often this nutcase can't see the forest through the trees ,.. 

OH I KNOW WHAT TRUMP AND HIS ADVISERS ARE THINKING ,..

THERE'S A VIEW AND THEORY THAT TRUMP DOESN'T WANNA MARGINALIZE HIMSELF ,... SINKING TO THE SILLY LEVEL OF BERNIE ,..THAT MIGHT PLAY RIGHT INTO HILLARY'S HANDS ,..

Yeah right !! Sure,..


AND OF COURSE ,..WHAT 'IF' TRUMP WERE TO 'LOSE' TO BERNIE ,... AND FEEL THE PROVERBIAL BERN ??

TRUMP IS SOMEWHERE RIGHT NOW THINKING 'THAT' MIGHT BE THE DISASTER,..THAT FINALLY DOES HIM IN ,..

NONSENSE !!

BULLSHIT ,..

TRUMP HAD A CHANCE TO MAN UP HERE AND HE BLEW IT AGAIN ,.. THE GUY DOES GET FRAZZLED AT TIME I SEE,..

MARCO RUBIO HAS HAD TRUMP TURNING RED AND SQUIRMING against the ropes ,..WE ALL SAW THAT AT THE DEBATES,.. and we saw it a LOT !!

AND NOW HE IS DENYING THE BERN ???

TRUMP IS CERTAINLY NOT THE COMPLETE UNBEATABLE INVINCIBLE MASTER THAT HE CLAIMS HE IS ALWAYS ,..AND THAT WE PLAINLY SEE MOST OF THE TIME,..   

TRUMP HAS TO REMEMBER THAT HE MADE MINCE MEAT OF THAT GOP FIELD AT THE DEBATES,..

HE CRUSHED SOME GOOD PEOPLE FROM TED CRUZ TO BEN CARSON TO RAND PAUL AND BEYOND,..

TRUMP HAD A POPULAIST WAY AGAINST THOSE REPUB STIFFS ,..AND HE COULD DO IT AGAINST THE BERN TOO ,..AND OH WHAT A SPECTACLE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ,..IN SOME 100,000 SEAT STADIUM ,..TO HAVE WATCHED THE TRUMPSTER DISPATCH BERNIE THE SCHMUCK !! 

MAYBE TRUMP THOUGHT ABOUT IT ,..AND MAYBE TRUMP is "afraid" of feeling the Bern ,..

???

He sees what the Bern is doing to Hillary ,..and he wants no part of it himself !!

Well ,... I don't think it's that,..

I just think at Times Trump is stupid ,..and he displays poor judgement here n' there ,..especially in fast quick decisions ,... he ain't good at those !!

HAD HE GONE ALL IN WITH BERNIE ,... IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN THE END FOR HILLARY ,....

IF HE REALLY WANTS TO BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT ,... HE SHOULD PLAINLY SEE SHIT LIKE THAT !! 

DUH !!!

HOW MUCH DID DONALD TRUMP PAY TED CRUZ TO DROP OUT OF RACE ,.... BECAUSE THAT CAME IN THE NICK OF TIME,..NOW TRUMP "IS" CRUSHING HILLARY IN POLLS,...

I thought that Ted Cruz hanging around so long was slowly dooming Trump,..

AND IT WAS ,...

Kasich wasn't helping any either,..

But then suddenly, Trump Won Indiana ,..and this race was quickly Over ,...and with a Fast Capital "O" !! 

A sniveling Cruz abruptly bowed out ,..

And then so too did Johnny from Ohio ,..

then the speculation began ,...

Who is Gonna be Trump's VP ??
What kind of champagne is Trump ( and massive parties ) ,.. gonna be guzzling after Hillary gets smacked hard in November ?? 
Is Trump really gonna work to stamp out Same Sex Marriage and build a wall and deport people ?? 
Is Trump gonna give immigration powers to individual states,..??
Is Trump Gonna suddenly come out of some phone booth as Pro Choice ( again ) and that Liberal guy from the Apprentice Days ,... right the day after 70 Million Voters shove him into 1600 ???

But wait ,...

Something is wrong here !!

Cruz could have still stayed in this race ,..he had many chances to keep the Trumpster from 1237 ,... He could have beat Trump out in California with the Latino Vote,.. ( and other ),..

Yet the so stubborn Cruzster bolted ?? 

As did Cleveland John ,...

why ???

Did these two clowns run out of their money ??

Were they getting too stressed out seeing that this is pointless and hopeless ,..?? 

Fruitless ???

Me thinks not ,..

Me thinks Trumpster bought off Cruz ,... he doubled whatever Glen Beck, the Koch Brothers, Mitt, and or other Gop filth were paying him ,..

And Cruz took it !!

I bet Trump gave Ted 5 million bucks ,..

That's what I think !!

And 'THATS' really why Cruz is now Gone !!

Oh ,..

Ted the Schmed will be back soon ,..

Cozying up with Trump the Chump ,.. 

Despite all the crap Trump said about Cruz' wife n' such ,... etc,.. 

Ted has a VP gig awaiting ,... or a Supreme Court one ,..and Ted ain't stupid ,.. he sees now that the voters want the Trumpster,..

Even if 'HE' Doesn't !! 

I have a serious feeling that any day now ,..we are all about to see Trump and Cruz standing together at a microphone stand and smiling ,..

Their previous games all a rouse ,.. 

I think Ted Cruz will make a fine Vp pick for Trump,...

I just think Marco Rubio would have been better,...

But Trump has already made up his mind and so too have the Voters: They want Trump and Cruz !! 

I just think that this impending pick WILL NOT get the kinds of Hispanic Voters that Trump wanted AND NEEDS ,..

MARCO RUBIO might have done that ,..

MARCO RUBIO 'WOULD HAVE' DONE THAT ,...

His personal life story so amazing ,... even 'if' the guy really is just a prick ,... and a real jerk !!

I AM CERTAIN that Trump paid off and bought off the likes of Rubio too long ago ,..plus Perry , Walker,..( early on ) ,...and yes of course The Crispy Cream dude from Jersey too as well ...!! 

Yes,..it would have been nice to win Miami-Dade and Broward,.... it would have been cool to grab West Palm Beach ,...

Those might not happen now ,..

But Trump is opening up such big nice leads ( in certain Polls ) ,..on Hillary Now ,... this thing is already well on it's way to being already over ,..

We just need a keen eye on all the Democrat Voter fraud out there,.. 

of which we know there IS MUCH !!

,..and 

Lets just cross our fingers and hope Hillary doesn't get Bernie as VP ,...

OR MAYBE HOPE THAT SHE 'DOES' ,.. and IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN !!

'CAUSE I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS AT THIS POINT,..

HILLARY IS DOWN BY 5 AT RASMUSSEN MAY 2016 ,....

MAYBE TRUMP SEES THAT HE DOESN'T NEED RUBIO ,...

ANYMORE ,.....

,..

but I say...

YOU 'DO' NEED MARCO DONALD !!

BETTER THINK TWICE !! 

AN OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP : YOU MUST SELECT RUBIO AS YOUR VP - NO OTHER OPTIONS.

Hello Donald Trump! 

From Clark The Shark At G.e. ,... "Everlovin" Editor in chef here at One Bam Magazine !!

MR TRUMP !!

You MUST Select Marco Rubio as your VP,..

Kasich would be good ,..at least for Ohio ,..but he's not gonna move any Hispanic needles beyond there,..

Marco Rubio WILL !!

YEAH YEAH ,.. WE KNOW WE KNOW ,..WE HATE RUBIO ,..He is a RINO GOP Estab-Darling ,..a friend to Jeb and MORE !!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ALL THAT TECHNICAL SHIT ,..

LITTLE NARCO-MARCO IS THE MAN !!

MARCO IS A FEISTY LITTLE PIT BULL ,...

HE MANNED UP TO YOU DONALD ,..AND AT MORE THAN JUST A FEW OF THE DEBATES,..

MARCO was way more convincing than Ted the Lion ,...

I Like Lyin' Ted though ,...he might be good ,..but for some reason ,.... Marco the Maniac just seems way better,..

Mean little Marco can bare his nasty fangs ,..and he loves to sink them in where ever and when ever ,...HE'S ALWAYS READY FOR ANY FIGHT !!

YOU RARELY SEE MARCO BACK DOWN ,..

Just like any MMA Psycho ,.., Marco can pin just about anyone and make them submit ,..

Don't knock him though ,..just because he finally met his match and couldn't handle Donald Trumpster the Dumpster,...

Few men can take down The Teflon Don,..

But Marco really tried ,..and he damn near succeeded !! 

Marco seems tough enough and he has both Tea Party and Rino credentials galore ,..  

He's a solid typical Politician ,.. and his talking points are always well organized and READY TO GO !!

LATINOS LIKE MARCO TOO ,..HE WILL CLEAN UP THE VOTER FRAUD DEBACLES of Miami-Dade, Broward, and West Palm Beach areas ,... and he will deliver them to Donny the Dummy indeed ! 

It's actually a shame that Marco isn't our choice for Prez and Donny the dimwit should BE the VP ,..

BUT OH WELL ,..

WE GOT DON ,..THE FOUR BK GENIUS RUNNING OUR SHOW NOW,..

AND THE STUCK UP CREEPS DEEP IN THE BRASS OF THE GOP AIN'T HAPPY

WELL FUCK THEM,..

THEY CAN EAT SHIT !!

DONALD KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING,..

UH,..I GUESS,...

AT LEAST THE VOTERS THINK SO ,..

ANYWAY ,... Back to Kasich and Ohio ,..this guy is just a lil' bit "TOO" Rino ,.. he seems too genuine ,..and in that bad way ,..

And Lyin' Teddy just seems too friendly and meek ,.. his attack really goes impotent quick ,..

New Mexico's Suzanna Martinez seems interesting ,.. She's kinda tough and sturdy ,... an even more Earthy Sarah Palinesque type ,..but with even more bite back !

but Marco just has the edge ,... he grabs you much more than Ben Carson ,..although Ben might be OK ,..

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump has ALREADY made up his mind and has picked Ben ,...

Maybe Trump has tabbed Christie in his mind long ago  ,..thinking he can quickly pick off two Blue States fast on Wolf Blitzers election day map ,..this November ,..and maybe just maybe Trump CAN DO THAT,..

OR MAYBE NOT ,...

GET MARCO DONNY !!!

YOU WON'T REGRET IT !! 

Happy Cinco Dinero '!!!


-Clark The Shark
May 5, 2016


Notes;

1: I don't mean to creep you out Don, hypnotizing you like this is the Manchurian Candidate,...BUT DO AS I SAY !! 

2: MARCO Will be a Good guy to have there 8 Years from now Donny !! Much better than when Bush tabbed that creep Cheney ,.. ( That was genius ,.. )

3: DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS ROMNEY THE RETARD !! FROM 2012 ,..When he grabbed that jerk named Ryan from the Badger State,.. when he could have easily won it ,..{ Even being Mormon and all },...

4: Marco also possesses a sensitive and gentle side that shows up now and then ,.... I'm not saying he is all that woman-friendly ,...but in that department,... he probably easily beats out Cruz, Kasich, etc,..