Sunday, April 15, 2012

The Obama Prostitution Secret Service guys thing is the fall out from having a moron Like Obama there in the first place.

So,...


Obama's Secret Service People are philandering with Prostitutes n' such,...


Well,..


"That" Says a lot right there about Obama Himself ,..


And also the state of our Nation,...


Uh,...usually, Secret Service guys are like these ultra clean cut but smart and tough yet secretive dudes who don't mess around at all


They're very serious.


That Might be why they call them the 'Secret Service' maybe,..


That is,..


When they are dealing within the seriousness of a Serious country,..


Like the one that used to be America,..


But now is not,...


Sure,..


'Yer all sayin' that this all happened in a foreign country so what's the big deal - it's no big whoop ,..


But it 'is' a big Whoop Whoopie Goldberg !! GET IT ??


Right now, North Korea are fucking around and tryin' to Launch big ICBM Missiles,..


And We are piddling around with a very too aggressive and boorish Soon to be Nuclear Iran ,..


Things should be more serious right now,..


But obviously,...


,... They are not,..


This incident shows me what our secret service 'really' thinks of Obama,..


And maybe also,..


What he really thinks of them,,...


Think About it,..


THAT'S RIGHT ,...


And take a while,..


And get back to me,..

Thursday, April 12, 2012

BARACK OBAMA IS GOING TO LOSE 2012 - AND The TRAYVON MARTIN CASE IS WHY ! THEY ARRESTED ZIMMERMAN ?? WE'RE LIVING IN NAZI GERMANY !

"BARACK OBAMA IS GOING TO LOSE 2012 - AND The  TRAYVON MARTIN CASE IS WHY ! THEY ARRESTED ZIMMERMAN ?? WE'RE LIVING IN NAZI GERMANY THEN PEOPLE !! YOU NEED TO WAKE UP !"
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I can't Fucking really believe that they Arrested this George Zimmerman Guy ... THIS CAN'T BE REAL,..


This is fucking Completely ridiculous and absurdly unfair,,..


If you want the truth,  this is "WORSE" than the Old Soviet Union 'and' Nazi Germany,.. 


TOO !


 ( As in....Where and 'What' is the Evidence ?? )


In fact, the old Soviet Union is Laughing at us all right now,...


THEY'VE Lived and they've Learned through shit sorta Like this.


We have Fucked up piece of shit So-
Called "News" Organizations purposely editing tapes,... And Blurring views,.. and with intent ,..



We have had news organizations "Apologizing" and retracting for their Lousy biased News ,...'Cause  they've been easily called on it ,..Right and Left ! Abc, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, ...ETC,.. And Nobody even needed Bernie Goldberg ,..to catch it ! All you needed was yer easy eyes,..


BUT ,.. They Don't care ,..the dirt-ball Reporters,..


They just keep doing their shit anyway,...the Media ..


They think somehow that they fight for the 'Little guy',.. And maybe the Good Lord above might catch their "Good Intentions",..vibe 


I don't think the Lord will,..
He sees right through these D-Bags,...


They don't fight for anything; They just want Ratings ,.. And more stupid and ill-informed Liberal Voters,..


More stupid People to mindlessly buy their mindless stupid shit.


That's what they want ,..


It's easy to spot a Fraud.,,..


It's easy to spot a phony,..


Liberals and Democrats are dishonest and Deceitful fraudulent People....


Period ! End Of Story !


They've always been that way since birth,..


Their whole lives are derived from being Fake,...


It's all they do,..


It's all they Know,..


Phony Entertainment.


Like the Kardashians, E Channel, Ryan Seacrest, Hip Hop, MTV, and their reality shows , Chelsae Lately ... Oh yeah ,.. And Foo Fighters,..too


Liberals are fucking Dirtbags and Pieces of shit,...


That's all ,..


And I can't fucking wait for that Day when God almighty confronts their worthless Piece of shit and wrong Liberal asses One on one at Judgement ,..AND NO! - i DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS WHAT GOD THINKS OF ME ! Yeah,... I'm writing this anyway,..


This is straight from the Shark heart !!


God'l Do the right thang though .,..When He does it,..


And he sends their knowing stupid worthless ass liberal bodies and Souls STRAIGHT down to hell faster than Trump Sent down Green Lou the Hulk Right down the elevator the other night ,...


Yeah,... Socialists are going down ,..


,..WHERE THEY DESERVE,..


'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY DESERVE,..


They're Not individualists,...


They just copy, clone, and steal,..


DITTO !!


Yeah,..


EVERY One of their days is justa 'nother Ditto -


They Got Nothing,..


'Never Did'


And Never will


either,..


They think in some weird way that being unoriginal and trendy is cool and the way to be,..


But it ain't the way to be,...


It's just the same old boring shit,..


Just Like 1992,..


IT'S ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF NO GOOD WORTHLESS HUNKS OF SHIT ARE GONNA GET,..


AND THEY GOT IT COMING,..


And boy do they know it now and deserve it -


Or maybe they're so stupid they don't know it ,..


Maybe they 'Do" smoke too much pot ,... And drink too much Beer,..


And they're always in a foggy haze ,...


I Don't fucking care,...


Neither does God,...


This kid Trayvon Martin's Parents know damn well that this kid was a little fucking jerk Thug hoodlum and not an 11 Year old smiley AYSO Soccer Kid ,..or at least he was on his way there soon ,.. Check his internet shit homie !! 


So too should does most of the black community and all people in General ,..


Everyone knew this kid was trouble - Just take a Look at him !


And don't try to tell me he was just 'goin' through a phase'.. or some crap like that !


SOMETIMES ONE BAD STUPID PHASE IS ALL IT TAKES TO GET YA DEAD - GET IT ?? So Don't Do it !!


Yet People have the nerve and the gall to take up for this little fucking Jerk Innocent Angel ! And when they "Know" he was wrong and he attacked Zimmerman from that Brandy Green's House where he came running from ! Everyone knows he jumped Zimmerman !


Everyone can see now that Zimmerman is a Little Dude - Atleast compared to the Kid Anyway - a kid that recently was playing football ?!!


Gimme a frickin' Break here People !!


And who knows ?? Maybe had this kid Lived, He mighta' eventually Killed someone ,.. OR RAPED SOMEONE ! Or God Knows what else,..


Lately,..this kid was no angel-Prince - and believe you me, Brandy Green and the kid's Dad were probably damn nervous to have the kid around their house too IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN !


It's said that he recently had been suspended from school ( Again yet ),..and maybe even took a swing at a bus driver ??? 


What kinda schmuck would stand up for that ?? A real Loser Sucker - that's who !!


And what-about where this D-Bag was headed in Life ??


Maybe he would have killed someone that 'YOU' KNOW,..or Me ! - EVER THINK OF THAT -GENIUS ??


You wouldn't want this kid staying with you - in your house either !


HE CERTAINLY WASN'T HAVIN' MUCH OF A HEART AS HE WAS POUNDIN' GEORGE ZIMMERMAN'S HEAD INTO THE CEMENT !! WAS HE ?? WHILE THE ZIMSTER WAS BEGGIN' FOR HIS LIFE ,..


MAYBE GOD WAS SAVIN' SOMEONE'S LIFE WITH THIS ,...


WHO KNOWS ??


LOOK AT THE RECENT PICTURES OF THIS FUCKING JERK ,...HE CALLED HIMSELF the "NO LIMIT NIGGA" on Facebook and Twitter !


'Dude was Prolley in a Gang !


Sounds a Little Like a Little Rat Fink "Racist" kid too - if ya ask me,..


...that is,.. if he's 17 and already knows well how to throw around the ol' "N" Word ,...huh ??


Who was raising this guy ???? How many 17 Year olds do you know that go chasing down and beating up 28 Year old guys ????


And couldn't the kid plainly see that Zimmerman was the Neighborhood watch dude ?? Or atleast some kinda authority - He had to have 'heard' Zim on the phone with 911 didn't he ?? At first, he was close enough ,.. I don't give a shit if he was "Unarmed" ,..he shoulda ran into Brandy Green's house and stayed in there AND LOCKED THE DOOR - or ran right out the entrance to the place in the rain - and kept right on runnin',.. but holy cow man - Don't go back and fight a dude in the dark,..in the night ,..what? Are ya dumb ??


WHO TAUGHT THE KID THAT ?? THAT'S FUCKING STUPID SHIT !!




And Listen to the Likes of the Black Panthers,..


An organization who stirs fear,..


And creates worthless chaos ,..


They think they're so persecuted but maybe they haven't checked who the guy is in our White House Lately,..


Yeah,... HE'S ONLY HALF WHITE - BUT HE'S HALF THIS OTHER THING THAT MAYBE THE PANTHER'S MIGHT LIKE HUH ??


People Like this are gonna contribute heavily to the causing of more riots that are gonna leave people homeless and cost our country zillions of dollars again ,..to fix and clean up their shit,... never mind all the stress and anxiety ,..


And what about the pure straight facts that most of the crimes against blacks are done by other blacks - We're still waiting for Jesse and Al there - on that one !!


And,..


These fucking Cowards in Florida in the Government Authority who arrested and charged Zimmerman today - THEY MAKE ME FUCKING SICK,..


THESE GOVERNMENT COWARDS ARE BACKING DOWN TO THE LIKES OF THAT WORTHLESS CREEP Proud-Racist JESSE JACKSON and that other Piece of Shit Al Not-So-Sharpton !! And the Panthers ???


When the truth is we ALL DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED,..


AT ALL !!


WE DON'T FUCKING KNOW !!


YET THEY ARRESTED THIS GUY ??


Yet we do indeed,... We know the real deal here,.. Could be maybe this is all about a chap Named Barry O in Washington who needs a place called Florida,.. but that's another blog,..


Yeah,.. Like Good Elian Gonzalez arrestin' Florida Nazi's ,..they arrested the dude,..


ALL BECAUSE WE HEARD THE SCREAMS OF A LITTLE BOY WE ALL THOUGHT WAS FIVE FEET TALL AND ELEVEN YEARS OLD AND A LITTLE LEAGUER,.. Baseball Player,.. eating skittles,.. {it didn't happen and it wasn't true,.. at all}


For yeah,..


AND NOW IT TURNS OUT THAT 'THOSE Screams' WERE THE SCREAMS OF ZIMMERMAN,.. Not the Kid - the Kid who was now Six Foot three !!!! While Zimmerman it now turns out was 5 foot eight ,..


AND ZIMMERMAN HAD WOUNDS ON HIS HEAD - THAT WERE NEATLY EDITED OUT BY OUR LEFT-WING WORTHLESS MEDIA,..


THE POLICE DIDN'T CHARGE ZIMMERMAN THAT NIGHT BECAUSE HE DID NOTHING WRONG YOU FOOLS !


THEY COULDN'T CHARGE HIM - YOU KNUCKLEHEADS !


WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU OUT THERE ON FRICKIN' CRACK OR METH ??


WE DON'T LIVE IN HITLER'S GERMANY PEOPLE !!


WAKE UP !


WAKE UP NOW,..BEFORE IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE !


ZIMMERMAN DID NOTHING WRONG - HE'S INNOCENT !!


Dummies !!


Or Should I say "Innocent For Dummies" ,...


AS FAR AS I KNOW AND CAN SEE ANYWAY -


AND WE ALL KNOW IT,.. ( And See it !! ),...


WHAT ? - ARE WE JUST TRYIN' TO APPEASE AND SATISFY JESSE JACKSON AND THE BLACK PANTHERS ??


...what - are we frickin' CRAZY ?? HAVE WE GONE MAD ??


ARE WE REALLY ALL THAT FUCKING STUPID !!


MAN,..FUCK ALL OF YOU COWARDS !!


YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK !!


WE DON'T ARREST PEOPLE FOR LAYING ON THEIR BACKS AND GETTING THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF THEM ,..AND THEN SHOOTING SOME SCUMBAG THUG !!


'THATS' WHAT Yer supposed to do ,... Dumb Ass !!


Otherwise yer gonna be dead !!


'AND' FURTHERMORE,..THERE IS ALSO A WITNESS,..


AN EYE WITNESS WHO THAT VERY DAY DID MEDIA INTERVIEWS - AND HE TOLD THE POLICE AND NEWS EXACTLY WHAT HE SAW !!


And he had no time to Lie !!! It was right THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU FOOLS !!


"JOHN" WHO LIVED RIGHT THERE AT THE SHOOTING SITE ! 10 FEET AWAY FROM IT !


AND FUCK THAT BLONDE BIMBO LADY - She didn't see shit ,..that Liberal Appeaser !! Fuck her !!


The John Dude is all I care about - He was there !


AND HE SAW TRAYVON ON TOP OF ZIMMERMAN AND BEATING The shit outta HIM AS ZIMMERMAN SCREAMED FOR HELP AND FOR HIS LIFE !!


YA Got that Blue Meanies ??


FUCK OUR MEDIA,..


LET ME TELL YA,..


THERE 'IS' A GOD,..


AND ALL OF YOU RACISTS OUT THERE ARE GONNA BURN IN HELL,..


RACISTS FROM THE SCUM-SUCKING KKK NEO NAZI'S ,..


AND ALSO RACISTS FROM THE BLACK PANTHERS AND OTHER BLACK PRIDE GROUPS,.. too


RACIST FROM LA RAZA


ASIAN PRIDE RACISTS TOO


IT DOESN'T MATTER,..


Yer all the Same,..


IF YER A RACIST OF ANY KIND,..


YER GONNA FUCKIN' BURN MOTHERFUCKER,..


ALL OF YOU,..


THOSE OF YOU PUSHIN' YOUR POLITICAL AGENDA ,..AND HIDING BEHIND THIS N' THAT,.. Yer the Worst of all ,..


FUCK YOU TOO


YOU STUPID FUCK,..


YER GONNA GET YOURS,..


And there is no ,..


escape,...


You People who start wars,..


You People who contribute to the starting of riots,...


You fucking jerks in North Korea,..


You fucking Arab Muslim Jerk Motherfuckers,.. You too


Hey Arab Motherfucker - JESUS CHRIST IS LORD - UP YER ASS


AND AROUND THE CORNER !! Howz That ?


EAT THAT ARAB MOTHERFUCKER,..


IN JORDAN
IN SYRIA,..
IN SAUDI ARABIA
In Turkey,..


HEY ,..AND HOW COME YOU SO OPEN MINDED ARAB MOTHER-FUCKERS DON'T LET WOMEN DRIVE CARS OR VOTE,.. ?? What's up with that ?


WHAT ,..are ya stupid or somethin' ???


And what's with you Arab Populations,..


Why do you keep replacin' one scumbag dictator for a new one ??


Dontcha wanna be free ??


No,..I guess ya don't ,...


Yeah,..


I think if Barack Obama and the Democrats think they gotta winner of an issue with this Trayvon Martin thing,.. that I think they better think again ,..


THEY GOTTA 'NOTHER THING COMIN'


"Cause this Florida Trayvon thang ???


It's a sure Fire LOSER!! POLITICALLY OR OTHERWISE,..


IN FLORIDA


IN ANYWHERE,..


AND IT JUST SHOWS how Desperate Barack and his gang really are now,.. I think they're gonna Lose To Romney ,..


Yeah,..


IN THE LONG RUN,..


IN THE LONG RUN, PEOPLE THINK,..


IN THE LONG RUN,..VOTERS THINK !!


AND THEY ARE GONNA SEE THIS ALL FOR WHAT IT IS ,..


AND THEY ARE GONNA VOTE "AGAINST" BARACK OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS ON THIS ONE,...


I REST MY CASE !!


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Notes; Why are People Proud ?? We only Live for a short time on this Earth folks ,...Why waste it with Pride ??
A Lot of You Black People get mad AT THE WHOLE WHITE COMMUNITY ALL BECAUSE WE ARE STUCK WITH A FEW BAD KKK APPLES MIXED IN AMONGST US,.... BUT YOU ARE INSULTING US WHEN YOU GROUP ALL US SO-CALLED 'CRACKERS' IN WITH THE NAZI'S AND THE KKK'S,...


HEY JESSE JERK-OFF JACKSON - YER STARTING RIOTS ALL BECAUSE 'SOME' WHITE PEOPLE ARE D-BAGS ,... BUT NOT "ALL WHITE PEOPLE" ARE,..


'BETTER REMEMBER AND THINK ABOUT THAT ,..


NOT ALL BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE ARE PERFECT ANGELS EITHER ....REVEREND AL !!


SLEEP ON THAT ONE TONIGHT - YA JERK !


IT AIN'T ALL MONOLITHIC,..


EVERYBODY IS DIFFERENT !!


IT'S LIKE A BIG PIZZA - THIS WORLD


GET USED TO IT !!

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

EXTRA! EXTRA - READ ALL ABOUT IT - MAXWELL SMART A' DROPS OUT ! - AND THE MIRACLE CURE !! EXTRA !

Good OL' Mittens the Rat
has been given a sudden and unexpex-cted Gift from Tricky Ricky
today,..


And Mad Max Tricky Rick Doesn't exactly have even one kind thang to say about oL' Willie the Rodent today Either I See ?? !


Aweee ,... What's Wrong Tricky Ricky ??


I guess Mr. Santorum finally ran out of money and or got wise,..


Maybe he grew a brain and a heart and he finally sees that his daughter is more important after all and all along than beating Willard Headroom The Massachusett's Chevy Dealer,..


But I'll say one thang here,..


Things are Gonna change from this day forward - yes this day; April 10, 2012,..


Willard is "Officially" the Man now,..


And it ain't even close as neither Crazy Ronald or Kooky Newty is ever gonna catch him ,...


Santorum could have shown some class and some couth today and endorsed Romney ,..


But as usual for the mean grumpy old Richard from Penn, ..that of course didn't happen,..


And probably maybe,..


Never will


The truth is ,.. the gloves really came off - and surprisingly so - between Mitt and Rick,..


Shockingly even more so than between Mitt and NEWT !!


AND I'M REALLY KINDA AMAZED ,..that Mr. Santorum and all his clever fiest,... he never went after the Mormon thang,..


When he knew he could have,..


It May have been a hit song with all those Evangelicals and Catholics out there amongst us,..


Or maybe not,..


Who knows,..


Now,..


We will never,...


We can all see plainly now that Rick Santorum - and just Like Newt - Does not like Willard the Rat personally,...and I don't really blame the two of them,..


Because,..


Willard really 'IS' A RAT,..


NOTHING MORE,..


AND NOTHING LESS,..


SLICK WILLARD IS A CLEVER AND PLOTTING CONNIVING JERK ,..WHO IS VERY CALCULATING,..


YEAH,..


THIS GUY REALLY 'HAS BEEN' RUNNING FOR PREZ FOR 8 YEARS err whudeverr,.. There's No doubt about it ,..


AND NEWT AND ROCKY Rick LET HIM REALLY KNOW ABOUT IT - and the whole time,..


It wasn't ever gonna be a Cake Walk for Slick Willie !!


And for that I commend Mad Maxwell from Penn,..


And in some ways I don't,..


I've discovered that Rick Santorum is one of the most vicious callous Fighters in a game that I have ever seen ,..


And this guy does not have a'lotta class,..


but in some weird way ,.. That's exactly what we all love about Tricky Ricky !!


Tricky Rick will say anythang,..


Tricky Rick will "DO" anythang,..


This guy will try every way to win !! And if that doesn't work, he'll put on camouflage and go chameleon ,..and he'l try something else ,..


Truth is,..


None of us in Politics have EVER SEEN ANYTHING Like Tricky Richard from Pennsylvania,..


This guy had NO MONEY


AND REALLY HE HAS ZERO CREDIBILITY AFTER HE GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY BOB CASEY IN 2006 ( A YEAR THAT WAS TOUGH FOR ALL GOPS ...THOUGH TO BE FAIR ),...


AND YET,...JUST LIKE SOME KINDA WACKY ROSS PEROT,..


TRICKY RICKY DAMN NEAR COULDA WON THIS THANG,.. ( And try to imagine if there had never been no Newty in the Game !) 


Had HE EVER FOUND A WAY TO BE MORE MAINSTREAM ,..AND LESS EXTREME,..


AND HE WAS SLOWLY learning and developing that way too - and if ya know whudda I mean !!


This race Coulda got real close Delegate wise,... And real scary nasty ,... ( I think Obama Could have beatin' Ricky easy - but he would not had wanna gone up against this crazy guy - Believe Me ,...ol' Barry mighta been mentally exhausted by the end of it )


I'm actually kinda Proud of Tricky Ricky Santorum and I tip my hat To Mad max !!


This guy is a campaigning genius if ever we saw one,..


And he has a mean spirit streak and a dirty mouth - that can make Lisa Lampanelli blush,..


I'm kinda bummed to See ol' Mad Maxwell Smart go - and Leave this race,...


The guy was tireless ,... He never wavered once,.. He stuck to all his ideals and told us all to go FUCK OFF TOO !


Today, is officially Mitt Romney Day USA - He can just basically announce now - that "He' is the guy,...


But I'm gonna miss Rick ,..


We all will,..


Newt is just so rehearsed, calculated, Predictable,..and Boring,..


Santorum was NONE OF THESE things,...


Good Bye Tricky Ricky 2012,...


,..and Hopefully,..


HELLO MITT AND THE WHITE HOUSE


NOVEMBER 2012


- CLARK HAGINS


Mitt Should be damn strong now - after going through and surviving Ricky-Mania 2012 !


Final Note; Rick L' never be Mitt's VP Now ,... He can't possibly be after all the mean things he's said about Willard ,..and everybody else near him too ! 


Or 'can' he be ???????


Nahhh


It's still Gotta be Marco from FLA ,..or Maybe Donald the Dum Dum ,..

Monday, April 9, 2012

DONALD TRUMP IS A (COWARD) DOUCHEBAG ! WHAT AN IDIOT ! HE FIRE'S LOU AND KEEPS THAT CUNT LISA LAMPA-WHATEVETHEFUCK,..



Ok ,.. Here I go,..


I really rarely watch all these lame Network Tv Shows n' Such,... 'Reality shows too,..on cable


But My wife watches them and often I get sucked right into ...the Drama !! Of,..


The Basketball Wives, Beverly Hills Housewives , Jersey Wives,..etc,..La La's Full Court Life,.. etc,..


And of course once in a while too,..


Douchebag Donald's Mighty 'Apprentice',..


Now,.. the show that I happened to stumble upon and watch tonight,..


Will go down in History TV Land as maybe the only other,..


Allison DuBois Moment !!


And You all remember that one !!


Man,..was it frickin' infamous,..


The psychic CHICK from hell !!


But tonight took the fucking Proverbial cake !!


Douchebag Donnie had the Golden opportunity to show off his real manhood ( What's Left of it anyway) and Fire that fucking jerk Lisa Lampa-whathtefuck ,..and keep the incredible Green Hulkster Lou from the 80's !!


THAT...   Didn't happen...
Unfortunately,


Now,..


We all know that insecure fat girls are mean and cold and can have very foul mouths,..BLAH BLAH ,..NOTHING NEW THERE,..


It's how they survive in this world !!


AND WE all know maybe the Hulkster ain't the Most Brilliant Chap since Einstein ,..


We know insecure pretty girls ( Like Aubrey ) are sorta like Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal and are pretty and lovely but they don't see that in the mirror - all they see is a fat mean spiteful bitch - which is who they really are ezackly <--On the inside !! ( Oh No Shark Di-int' ),..


Now Donnie The Douchoid,.. maybe could have and should have Let Lou go long ago apparently ,..and for whatever politically correct or other wise reasons,..hasn't - and has kept Lou around,..


But getting rid of Lou tonight was the wrong night,.. (Maybe Last week or next week Donner Party !!)


Now,..


We all watched in horror as Mega unhappy and morbidly obese Super Creep Lisa Lampanelli simply lit into and unfairly lambasted a helpless Lou ,..who finally had had enough and basically threatened to toss the portly bovine through a wall !! As his scared mouth quivered ,..


And I don't Blame him,..


Perhaps the Donald should just have an all guy show or all girl show ,..but tonight, we saw where mixing the two can turn deadly !!


The truth is ,..Lou isn't doing all as bad as Lisa the Witch says and facts be known, ,..other People won'y take Lou and his ideas serious enough when he speaks up ,..probably because he talks like Arnold and has a disability with hearing ,.. ( I Shark have a Blind and drifting Left eye - and Look what a bang up great Life I've Lived with it !! Fuck - they always listen to me and they just Love all my ideas ,...sheeesh )


Now,...


Angry Cunt Lisa makes it sound like Lou is just this complete idiot dunce moron while she is just this amazing hard working and gifted leader who gets things done,.. ( I mean if it has to come to this - Why doesn't she just gracefully exit the show quietly - because it just isn't fun any more at this point,...AS IN it's crossed into bad hurtful mean TV now ....ROSIE O'DONALD STYLE ,...SO WHAT IS THE POINT TO ALL OF THIS DONALD DOUCHE  IS DOING HERE ? What is being Displayed or Proved ?? ),..


and maybe she is and does,...


MAYBE LISA really 'does do' the Great Job as the show mandates,..


But that isn't the point ( Let me interject TOO here ALSO that she does lose regularly though - even 'with' all her genius ideas for D-bag Donnie's show !! )


Ya see,..


Couth and class go a long way,..


You don't always have to be Super nice to people ( especially in a cut-throat game like Donnie's Apprentice ),...


And i sorta respect and appreciate Lisa's mean Spunk and stern way of defending and standing up for herself and preserving herself in her own way too ,..


But fer' Heaven's Frickin' Sake ol' Gal !! Lisa makes Arsenio Look quite Pleasant and reasonable indeed ,.. !!


Yes !!!


But there are lines in Life that we do NOT CROSS !! AND LISA LAMPANELLI JUST PISSED ALL OVER THE GOOD LINES OF TASTE, ,..NEVERMIND DIGNITY AND CLASS,..


As in.....She has the magical mean abilities to almost make a Grown Lou man cry !! ( Allison DuBois is somewhere blushing tonight )...


THE CHICK IS A HOPELESS INSECURE AND UNHAPPY LITTLE BULLY WEENIE ,..AND FOR HER scathing ATTITUDE ALONE,..


DONNIE THE SCHMUCK SHOULDA FIRED THE LITTLE ASSHOLE - and tonight too !!


And Without hesitation !!!!!


It woulda made the Don look like a man,..


Today - he looks like a pathetic FOOL !!


IT ISN'T THE POINT that Lisa may do good or whudevverr on Donald's show,..


It's just that we don't wanna send the wrong messages to our kids like honesty is bad and loyalty is good or better !!


THAT'S EXACTLY EVERYTHANG THAT'S WRONG WITH OUR WORLD - DUH ,..EVER HEAR OF A GUY NAMED OBAMA IN OUR WHITE HOUSE DONALD ??


Don asked Lou to give an honest answer and Lou said Lisa's show commercial sucked - which it did !!


And Don used 'THAT' AS THE EXCUSE TO GET RID OF LOU ??


O-M-G !!!!


COME ON DOUCHEBAG DON !! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT !!


I NOTICED IN LISA'S COMMERCIAL THAT THEY USED ACTORS AND NOT THEMSELVES LIKE THE OTHER TEAM DID !


MAYBE IF Lisa was as bright and gifted and totaly genius as she says she is, they mighta starred in their own commercial and maybe won !! THINK ABOUT IT DOUCHOID DONNIE !! YA CREEP !


WHEN YA GROW A BRAIN !!


JUS SAYIN'


-CLARK THE SHARK HILTON


TV BLOGGER


AND HOLLYWOOD TMZ SPOOFER


SNOOPER !!


NOTES; UNITED STATES MANHOOD TOOK A BAD BEATING TONIGHT TO FEMALEHOOD THAT WAS ALL MUCH UNNECESSARY, UNFAIR, AND BAD TIMING UP THE YING ,..AND LOU KNEW IT WHEN HE SAID AND DECLARED TO DOUCHEBAG DON TO; "TAKE IT BACK,...HE SHOULDN'T BE FIRED"


AND HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TOO !!


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Sunday, April 8, 2012

HAPPY EASTER FROM CLARK THE EVERLOVIN' SHARK Of G.e. !! May The Lord Bless You All with A Great Day !

Clark the Shark is a Multi-faceted, Jack-Of-All-Tradesmen, Dude with a Lotta' hats,..as Most of You'se Know,..


And Of course as many of you know, I am also a Devout Christian who seldom misses his beloved Sunday Church Service,..


I'm Sorta LIKE the Tim Tebow of Highly Watched internet Rock N Roll / Political Bloggers,..


THERE'S ALWAYS LIKE IMMENSE Pressure on me to like keep bein' really good n' stuff,..


And on this Glorious Sunday, I wish You all a Happy Easter and I thank You so much for Loyally returning to my sites to read my Blogs,..


You People all out there Watch My Song Videos, Read my stuff, and seem to be quite interested and intrigued by a Shark,..


And I am quite fond of you all too,..


Without YOU,... None of this would be happening,..


So always remember that a Shark writes FOR YOU !! FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT !


YOU LAUGH AND GET JOY FROM A SHARK !!


AND I HOPE I CAN KEEP GETTING THE SKILLS DELIVERED TO ME FROM GOD ABOVE TO KEEP COMING UP WITH GREAT NEW IDEAS TO DELIVER TO ALL OF YOU !!


MANY OF THEM I FORGET,..


I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY KEEP A TAPE RECORDER OR PEN AND PAPER WITH ME AT ALL TIMES,..


MY BRAIN IS ALWAYS ACTIVE - EVEN WHEN I SLEEP,...I THINK UP FUNNY NEW IRREVERENT THINGS ,..


I'M SORTA LIKE GREG GUTFELD, PEREZ HILTON, AND SMOSH,..


EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I REALLY 'DO' HAVE ORIGINAL AMAZING TALENT ,..UNLIKE THEM - WHO PROBABLY OTHER'S WRITE IT FOR THEM !!


From some agency,...


TRUTH IS,..I'M ON PAR WITH THE ABSOLUTE WORLD BEST OF ALL TIME,..


MICHAEL SAVAGE AND MARK LEVIN ARE ABOUT THE CLOSEST THINGS TO ME ,..MAYBE THE LATE BREITBART,..


BUT THE FIVE FOOT FIVE CLARK THE SHARK IS MILES AHEAD OF EVERYONE,..


BECAUSE I HAVE THE TORTURED SMALL White LIFE EXPERIENCE THAT OTHERS CANNOT TOUCH IN A MILLION YEARS,...


IT MAKES ME THE ABSOLUTE BEST BLOGGER ON THE INTERNET,.. In the entire World,..


And for this, I am happy - AND NEVER PROUD !!


AND 'YOU' THE CHOSEN SHARK FOLLOWERS ALL KNOW IT,..AND CONTINUE TO LOOK TO THE SHORT STATURED SHARK FOR ABSOLUTE LEADERSHIP,...


TRUTH IS,...


There really aren't many good writers on the internet,..


A thing Like a Shark is very rare,...


And you all know it,...


I always worry that one day I won't be as good as I am consistently - That I will slow down ,..and or get Lazy,..


So one thang I do is I make sure that I always PRAY !!


I ASK GOD TO KEEP GIVING ME THE HILARIOUS SKILLS TO KEEP YOU ALL LAUGHING AND ABOVE ALL ENTERTAINED !!


MAYBE ONE DAY ,..God will stop sending me His signals,..


Maybe I'll get into a car wreck,..


And there won't be a Clark The Everlovin' Sharky anymore,..


NAHH


I DOUBT IT,..


THE SHARK WILL BE HERE TO COMFORT YOU ALL FOR ALONG LING TIME TO COME !!


HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE !!


AND ROCK ON !!


-CLARK THAT EVERLOVIN' SHARK


EDITOR IN CHEF'


BAM MAGAZINE


APRIL 8, 2012 !!

WILL SLICK WILLARD THE GOP RAT CHOOSE DONALD THE DOUCHEBAG AS HIS VP ???

'SOUNDS ENTICING,...


MITTY THE RAT WITH DONNIE THE DOUCHE ??


YEAH YEAH,..


WE ALL KNOW IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE FLORIDA MARCO - AND TO GRAB ALL THOSE HISPANIC VOTES,..


AND THAT WOULD BE A VERY WISE CHOICE,..


BUT WHAT ABOUT DONALD THE D-BAG ???


HE MIGHT BE GOOD TOO,..


Ya See,..


Uncle Donnie the Douchoid is a Ratings Magnet Bonanza ,..


His Apprentice Show always gets watched a lot,..


Lotsa yabos like to TUNE IN AND watch Aubrey and the Jersey Housewife Chick and Lisa Lampenelli - err whud'evverr the 'uck er' name is,.. Do their Drama battles as the Likes of Arsenio watch on,..AND THE INCREDIBLE HULK ARNOLD DUDE ,..ETC,..


While the Donald just sits there and Loves it all,..


Nothing Bad ever happens to the Don ,..HE'S THE BOSS -


Or Does it ??


Personally, I don't think that Donald The Dumb-shit 'Can" accept the Job from Mittens the Rat !


The VP Job does not pay enough for the Don - who as we all know ,..is in a constant state of being broke and owing Banks Zillions of Semolians ,. $$


The Donald does EVERY-THANG ON CREDIT ,..


HE HAS NO REAL ACTUAL MONEY,..HIMSELF ,..


AND EVER !!!


HE NEEDS THE CHECKS FROM THE TV NETWORK NBC ERR' who ever it is ,..Abc - what the fuck,..


To constantly be paying back his mighty debts to banks ,..


That go back decades,...


The Donald has tried his hand at a few Bankruptcies in his days,..


But that don't work when you owe Like the Donnie does !!


Donnie has to keep up his appearance that he is some big man,..


But he ain't really a big man ,..


At all,..


He's a child who plays with other People's money,..


And the other People can't do a damn thang,..


because he's the Donald !!


In some weird way - he IS AMERICA ,..and he must be propped up ,..and for as long as can be too !!


The Don represents everythang wrong with America,..


AND MAYBE EVERYTHING RIGHT TOO !!


He's a broke gazillion air living in a massive mansion ,..and the MONTHLY Payments are 50,000 $ Per Month !! AND HE'S FOREVER UPSIDE DOWN AND BIG TIME !!


AND unlike the rest of us,...


he can't hit the streets ! Or we ALL DO !!


HE 'HAS' TO PAY IT AND MAKE IT ,... EVEN IF THEY HAVE TO KEEP SENDING HIM MONEY !! And Printing up new funny money to give him and not next to a street pole marked "X" !! If ya know what I mean Oj Jury !!


WHEN THE DONALD GOES DOWN,..WE ALL GO DOWN !!


IT'S SORTA LIKE THAT DAY SOME DAY WHEN MICK JAGGER FINALLY DIES,...


IT'L BE A SAD DAY FOR US ALL,..


HEY - EVEN JACK LELANE IS GONE ,... BUT WE'RE ALL STILL HERE !!


WE CAN MAKE IT PEOPLE


WE CAN GO ON NO MATTER WHAT !!


IF WE CAN SURVIVE 2012 ,..AND 911 - WE CAN SURVIVE ANYTHANG !!


BUT THE BUMMER FOR DOUCHEBAG DONALD IS THE VICE PRESIDENT JOB ONLY PAYS ABOUT 200,000 $ PER YEAR,..


AND THE OL' DONNIE NEEDS MUCH MORE THAN THAT ,..


IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY THAT THE DON COULD BE THE VP WITH ROMNEY 'AND' ALSO STILL RUN HIS APPRENTICE SHOW !! ??


Nahhhh,.....


BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE,..


AND THE THANG ABOUT THE DON,..


It's not that we all respect him - and his fowl angry potential condemnation ,..and of anyone of us ,..( This guy might even call Mother Teresa a Loser ),..


It's not so much that we Respect the Donald,..


It's that we Fear him,...


NOBODY WANTS TO BE "FIRED,..."


'Certainly Not the Everlovin' Geeky Sharky From Bammy Grammy Magazine !


And that's not a good way for the Don to Live - and one day face the Lord,... Up thar in thee 'ol Sky,...


The Donald has to come clean and be honest,..


With himself and with us,..


When it comes right down to it,...


he is nothing More than just a broke billionaire,..


who runs and operates on credit,..


And maybe too Like a lot of us do,..


THE DONALD 'IS' US !!


China Owns The Donner !! Lock, Stock, n' Frock Too !!


Truth is - Rosie the Loser ,..probably has more money and Capital real than Donald the Douchoid has,...


THINK ABOUT it !!


- CLARK THE EVERLOVIN' SHARK


HE "NEVER" KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT - : (


EDITOR IN CHEF' BAM MAGAZINE


THREE WRITING DEGREES FROM STANFORD ( Stanford Writing School Clinic of Lomita Calif. )


April 7, 2012


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NOTES; I DON'T REALLY BLAME THE DONALD FOR HIS MONEY WOES ,...HE'S BEEN SCAMMED TOO AND LIKE ALL THE REST OF US !!


I "Do" However agree with him the way he has Lambasted Rosie O"Dumbshit ,... She 'is' a Fucking jerk and she deserves it !!

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Are Barry Hussein Obama's Military Cuts Causing F-18's To Crash ??



Hmmmm.....


I Wonder,...


The Pentagon Cut about 14 Billion from Navy Requests for Plane ( And other )  Fixin' uppin's in fiscal 2013 as compared to fiscal 2012,..


And this kinda thang is goin' down every year,.. Ya'all ,..


To President Obama, Our Military matters less and less each year,..


But those Welfare, Food Stamps, SSI, and fake Disability checks goin' out ?? And More Gov Unions ??


That's Right Big B !!


They keep a ,...'fiscally a' Goin' Up,..


Yeah,..


THAT'S RIGHT - YOU GOT IT !!


A SECURE 'FUTURE' and in place Democrat Voter Block base is always bein' cemented in and Constantly bureaucratically ,...


Even Grand Fathered in ,... if ya know whuuda I means,..


While shit that matters most,..


Like our military ,..


And the spendings to fix up our planes, ships, missiles, etc,..


Is a goin' down yo !


Well,...


Needless to say,...


That doesn't make any sense,..


Oh ,...But it makes Perfect sense to Good Ol' Chairman Mao Tse Obama,..


Think about it,.. Now


If you spend less on the Procurements of Aircraft , Ships, Missiles, ,...the shit might crash once in a while,..


Like the F-18 that crashed into an apartment complex today - GET IT ??


That coulda been my house,..


Only maybe I might have been out to work ,..


And all my neighbors and wife coulda got crushed and burnt up ,..by the plane,..


Or who knows,... Maybe it's all that Cheap Chinese Shit that we're always buyin' ,...and Out-Sourcin' to buy it,..


We should spend more on our Military,..


That Might be a better idea,..


Give our Navy money when it wants it,.. To fix their Planes n' such,..


We should have a good modern military,..


Not a Moth balled 'Tiny" Obama Armed forces who are smaller and weaker - Yet go EVERYWHERE,..


YES,..


THEY SAY THAT GOP'S WANT A HUGE MILITARY - THAT DOES NOTHING AND GOES NOWHERE,..


AND THAT DEMOCRATS WANT A SMALL UNDER-EQUPPED MILITARY ,..BUT THAT TRAVELS ABROAD LIKE CRAZY BREAD !!


I'LL TAKE THE FORMER OVER THE LATTER,..


- KERNAL MO'AMAR CLARK HAGINS AP
BLOGGER EXTREME
AND WEB TRAFFIC SEO GURU
AND NOW MILITARY COMMANDER EXPERT extraordinaire ,...


I MAY NOT KNOW MUCH,...BUT I CAN DO MATH


LESS WORK ON F-18'S Mean more of them crash into Stater Brothers and Vons and Shell Gas Stations,.. and oh yeah ,...Houses and Apartment Complexes, and Condos too -


More work and "More Money" into them means they fly better ,...and Hopefully Bomb the fucking shit outta Iran soon -


Thanx


THE END


' DON'T MENTION IT !

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Republican Delegate Count Most Current - April 4, 2012 -

1. Slick Willard The Used Car Sellin' Travelin' Gop RAT;  658


2. Maxwell Smart - The Profanity laced Wanderin' Angry Geo Conservative;   281


3. KKK Cracker Newty THE NOTORIOUS Georgia Racist;  135


4. Kooky Ronald;       51 ??

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

NORTH KOREA = FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS !!

Barack Obama is a Weak President.


He doesn't know how to handle North Korea - Who are just about to Launch some Big new kinda Missile..


AND WHERE that Piece of shit missile lands and or breaks up - know one knows,.. if it flies far at all,..


But if it works well,..
They may test it again,..


And then Sell it to Iran ,..


Or Venesuela,..


Or some other Assholes like that,..


And eventually soon ,..


Yes, Obama can't handle the North,..


But then again,..


Barack Obama can't handle much of anything else either,..


His Healthcare is about to go down in flames - and the flames that it deserves,..


Unless he can figure out a way to wack a Judge,..


The Way he maybe Wacked Breitbart ???


But Bad People always Lose in the end,..


Yeah,..


We all know Liberals are evil,..


We all know that they're intentfull


We all know they're appeasers,...


But when yer dealing with something screwball Like North Korea and or Iran,..


It's time to be strong,..


And President Barack Obama is certainly not strong,..


I don't think North Korea would be trying this shit right now if Bush was President,..


But there's Only One Problem,..


Bush isn't President,..


Barry Hussein O'Dummy is,..


So we got Problems,.,.


We got Problems big indeed here People,..


If it were President Me ,..I wouldn't Let North Korea Launch this missile,..


And I wouldn't give a shit what China Says or does,..


I would have resolve,..


Like Reagan,..


Shit man,..


Even Like Kennedy !!


We should embargo, blockade, Cut off all aid,..and Demand a World Wide shun of the North,..


RIGHT NOW !!


AND IF 'THAT' DOESN'T WORK,..


WE NEED TO TAKE DRASTIC ACTION,..


WE CAN'T LET THESE SMALL COUNTRIES PUSH THE MIGHTY UNITED STATES AROUND ANYMORE,..


OR,..


WE ARE STUPID !!


LET'S NOT BE STUPID PEOPLE !!


LET'S UN-ELECT BARACK OBAMA 2012 NOVEMBER !!


IT'S URGENT !!


THIS FUCKING GUY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING !!


BUT,...


WE SHOULD !!


AS A PEOPLE !!


WE GOTTA THINK CLEARLY HERE AND NOW !!


WE CAN'T LET IRAN GET A HOLD OF THIS SHIT,..


AND WE CAN'T LET HUGO AND VENESUELA GET IT EITHER !!


-CLARK HAGINS
MARCH 3, 2012


DEFCON 3