Sunday, April 28, 2013

CLARK The Shark DIDN'T QUALIFY FOR OBAMACARE ! ,..OOOH ,..BAD NEWS - OH and if I Didn't, GUESS WHAT ?? ,..Neither Might YOU TOO !

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You all know Clark the Shark,..

You've all seen the Videos and heard all the songs,..

An' you'se probably also know too ,..that I ain't gettin' that rich on here ,..doin' all this Mp3 Shit,..

I'm a fairly poor dude here,..

And Like Most American Idiots,.. my bank account constantly goes down,..

Not up,..

I buy what ever I want now ,.. because tomorrow, I may not be here anymore,..

I go to Subway and McDonalds n' Shit ,.. When I'm out there cleanin' my Swimming pools n' shit,.. around San Diego's beautiful North County,..

I go to Chevron and 76 and Shell and Just like all the other morons, I pay the five bucks for the dumb ass Obama's Gas,..

( Disclaimer Note here ; If we had elected Romney back in November instead of President-Gas, ,...well ,.. Chevron and Mobil Gas would right now probably be like $2.50 a Gallon ,.. but you jerk offs already know that and I guess YOU don't care !,.. and you'se would rather pay more and keep the Schmuck from Kenya that we got stuck with back in 08' ,..all because you don't wanna look like a "Racist" ,...and plus Obama is so cool ,.. He's hip and he hangs out with Jayz and Beyonce and Oprah and Ellen and Conan ,... yeah: they're all way fuckin' smarter than you  huh dipshit ?? )

( Disclaimer 2; Gasoline Prices are everything ,...EVERYTHING YOU DUMB CREEP !! ,...IF WE HAD LOW GAS PRICES RIGHT NOW,.. MAYBE YOU'RE AND MY BANK ACCOUNT MIGHT BE A' GOIN' UP ,..maybe things would be better all around in general ,.. as EVERYTHING and it's Bottom Line would be better too ,... but nahh ,..yer probably right ,..Mittens the Massachusett's Rat doesn't give a shit either,.. even with Slick Willard there right now,..you might still be paying $8.50 for a gallon of 87,..)

But anyway,..

Back to Obamacare,..

And Clark the Shark's lack of qualification ,..

Ya see

Recently, I've been puttin' up with some retard lawyer from up in Torrance ,..whose been sucking on our family Trust AND SUCKING IT DRY ! ,..as my dipshit sister somehow wormed her way into being "The Sole Trustee" ,..whatever the fuck that means,..

And boy, did I ever find out,..

It meant that poor old Sharky was gonna get like Mega-Stressed out n' shit ,..and with a capital M !!

Well,..Poor old then-47 year old Shark landed his way into a hospital down here in San Diego this past October,.. ,..sufferin' from chest pains ,...and a hella' tons of real anxiety ,..built up over many months,.. actually more than a year ,..

( The Doctors Did these like insane Tests and they said they had never seen somebody more stressed out over something. I remember one asked me what was wrong and I said 'Living Trust" and he laughed and said: "Say No More,..")

I found out over four nights of living in a hospital and getting my blood drawn over and over by nurses covered with tattoos ,..that all was well ,..but that I was a wreck ,..from the legal issues of the Family shit,..

And ya know what else Sharky found out too ??

I fuckin' found out that a guy that LOSES about a thousand a month on average,..'DOESN'T' Qualify for ,.as the nurse called it ,.. the 'NEW' HEALTH CARE LAW'S PLAN(S) ,...ANY OF THEM !!

YA SEE,....according to their math, Clark the Everlovin' Shark from Greenhouse Effect - G.e. and the everlovin' Geek Editor of one Bam Magazine from Los Angeles ,..he makes TOO MUCH ,..TO GET ON OBAMA'S GRANDE Retarded PLAN !!

AND BELIEVE ME !

They tried to cut the math every which way,..

They were askin' for the same shit like as if I was buyin' a house !!

Bank Statements, Pay Stubs ( though I'm self employed ) , Past three years Tax Forms,..etc,..yadda yadda ,.. ANYTHING !! ( They even wanted to know if I 'really' was ,..an American Citizen ,..Gassp !! )

And ya know what ??

Clark the Shark didn't make the Cut,..

And I won't BE ALONE !! EITHER,..

NOW,.. ALOTTA ' YOU'SE POOR BLACK PEOPLE, MEXICANS , WHITE TRASH N SHIT,..

YOU all think yer gonna get free healthcare now all because YOU voted for Obama last November 6,..

Well ,...

You better fuckin' go think again ,..

And you better pack a lunch ,.. Pal !

'Cause I think ,...

,..THAT

,...there's a damn good chance,..

THAT YOU'RE NOT !!!

AS IN ,...

YOU AIN'T !!

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NOTE; THE WAY I SEE IT NOW ,... YOU GOTTA BE WORKIN' PART TIME ONLY AT A Mickey D's or Jack in the Box or Starbucks to get on Obama care,.. ( AND I MEAN PART TIME BABY !!),..

Either that,... OR YOU GOTTA BE OUTRIGHT UNEMPLOYED ALTOGETHER !!

NO JOB !!

'NUTHIN !!!

OR YOU'SE ain't a' gettin' on it !!

I don't care if yer an illegal or whuddeverrr the fuck ya are,..

They're gonna fight you tooth n' nail to keep you from gettin' their free shit !!

GET IT ??

OH - AND I 'KNOW' IT ,.........

OH ,... I KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE ALOTTA DOUCHEBAGS GETTIN' THEIR WAY ONTO IT,..

People on SSI and Welfare and all that shit ,..

Well Maybe,..

But maybe Not !!

THINK ABOUT IT !!

NEXT TIME YOU VOTE FOOL !!

NOTE; They tried to cheat for me,...they carved up the math , tried to fake my income, tried to finagle my spendings, THEY TRIED EVERYTHING !... nothin' could get me on it !!

MAYBE ,..It's because ,..

I'm white ,..

WHO KNOWS ,..

But all I know is this: They couldn't get my Wife onto it either !!

AND SHE'S BLACK !!!

Note; 
I guess ol' Sharky must be part of the 1 %
Huh ?,..
too damn rich ,... geez

Disclaimer: And Don't think yer gonna get on this shit 'just cause ya got a kid or two either !!
That one may not work ! ( Anymore ),..

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

WHAT IF 'BOSTON' HAPPENED WITH PRESIDENT ROMNEY THERE IN POWER RIGHT NOW ???? I WONDER,....

Just try to imagine this.

Think from this angle,..

What if the Boston Bombing happened just the same,..

Except that instead of President Barry O Douchebag there, We had President Mittens the Wily Rat,...

Hillary Clinton would be crawing out of her ever-lovin' hole of a warren,... ya know ,.. her retirement shadowy place,..

Chris Mathews wouldn't exactly have the ol' proverbial thrill up his leg,..

Matt Laure would be echoing Hill the Thrill rather quick with almost daily quips of "What Did Mittens Know ? ,... and "WHEN" Did he know it ???",..

Bill Maher right now ?? ,..why, he'd just be going insane as he would be screaming at how shallow and poor our Homeland Insecurity is now with 'ol Massachusetts Mitty !!

Oprah and the View / Wendy type shows would just be goin' fuckin' Nuts,... 'Women just so threatened by the Feeble and un-protective Mitt man ,..

Michael Moorov The Fat Soviet Fuck would basically be out picketing in the streets with his silly signs ,..demanding that Mitt steps down ,..as he preaches of his new movie about Poor Mitt "Bowling for Boston" ,..or some other worthless shit like that,.. and he'd be loudly bitching about how "Now TWO terrorist Attacks have happened on our soil with Bush and now Mitt ,..and how this is just such great proof that Repubs are weak and can't lead,..."

Dianne Sawyer would be saying that Mitt's failures as commander in chief make ol' Bhengazi look like frickin' child's play,..

Anderson Cooper might stay calm and objective,... maybe even slightly classy at CNN ,..but he would be quite irritated as he insists: "Where was Mitt the day of the Boston attacks ???" 

All the newspapers right now from USA-TODAY ( if it still exists ) to the New York Slimes would be running big headlines about the poor economy and Boston and how the two hurt Mitt ,..oh ,..and those Gas Prices of April 2013 that are 5 bucks per g ?? ,..why ,..they are all Mitt's fault ,..and "Polls" back it all up ,..

And ya know what else too .,... ??

It's all true because the average douche-fuck on our streets would be eating this all up and believin' it ,.. yeah ,..Because Sharon Osbourne on the Talk says so !!!

Ya know all the yahoos out there whose nose blows where-ever its told to ,..

Oh but do you hear that deafening silence right now,.. ??

Yeah ,..it's that media of ours with their hands off kid gloves approach to Barack the Schlock !

They're busy throwing lovin's for Boston everywhere right now ,... ya know,...advisin' all you'se what YOU CAN DO ,...Community-wise ,..for Boston ,.. when, where, and how you can send money to the United Way and the Red Cross n' all that,..

Yeah ,..you don't hear a Dicky Bird bit of even slightly bad about ol' Barry right now,.... do ya ??

And why should you ??

Because nothing is ever Barry's fault to David Letterman and Howard Stern and George Schlup-all-over-us ,....

And all the other Look the other way Puke Liberals,..

Right now, Boston would just be like this amazing media Scandal frenzy that would just be eating President Willard alive,..

He would practically have to frickin resign as he performs one mea culpa at the White House microphone day after fucking day !!

But not ol' Barry the Weasel,..

Nahh

it's all good there dog,...

he sends a thrill up legs still ,...

Willard and those mean old Flat-Earth Repubs just don't ,..

They need a glass of water,..

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Note; Gop and Christian people are classy and nice: We don't blame Democrats when shit like this happens ,... but check them out ,... and look yourself in the mirror if you vote for these fucking scumbags ,..

They're on the wrong side of Life !!

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Muslim Terrorists Bomb Boston - And with Our Weak President and his Apathetic Weak Voters too ,... I'm very worried ,...

Barack Obama is a Weak President,..

And his voters are Wendy-Show-Watching RHOA Types who ain't the brightest - or strongest - bulbs on the Proverbial Christmas Tree ,..

Oh sure,.. We all always hear how Liberal and Democrat type people are so 'educated' n all ,..

So enlightened and cultured,..

Sure they are !!

We always hear about how those Oklahoma and Texas backwoods knuckle-dragger types are just too boorish , brutish, and mean ,..and how we shouldn't elect them anymore,..

We should just pull the voting lever for Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer type Politicians,..

Colluders and appeasers,..

Gay-Friendly and Green-thinking "Progress-i-v-ists" ,...

Madonna For Attorney General !!!!!!!!!!

Ya know ,... We should be more "Open-minded" and Vote for Perez Hilton for Senator and No-Joy Beyhar for Governor ,..

And maybe Kathy Griffin for Congress,..

Or how about one of the Judds ??

Ya see how great they always turn out to be,..

Just Look at that Genius Al Franken that the Dimwits in Minnesota Elected,..

Nahh - In the Shark's humble opinion here,.. I'd rather elect Clint Eastwood ( Not the Creepy one from today but the guy from the Dirty Harry era Long ago circa 70's ) ,.. or maybe Chuck Norris !!

Electing weak Liberals ( Like Obama ) is a Green Light signal to Bad guys around the world that America really is a buncha Douchebags,..

Who can't defend themselves,..

And you can sit there and whine all you want about how Obama got Osama ,..and maybe he did ,..and maybe that's the real only reason that the jerk was re-elected ,..but I say the way America is now is very wimpy ,..and the way we now are ,..is an invite to terror - NOT A DETERRENT  ,..and from terrorists all over the world,.. and ,..who 'immigrate' here oh so humbly,.. and meekly ,..

Terrorists are attracted to weakness ,...

Not strength ,..

And hear me completely out;

Weak politicians ( Like Obama ) come with all this other horrible baggage too ,..

Democrat / Socialist / Appeaser types are government growers. They worry about dumb things,..

They waste money on stupidity ,..

They rack up massive debt,..

They rack up massive spending,..

They throw stupid parades ,..

Hiking up the Welfare State,...

They are busy looking one way when BAM !!

The bad guys strike from the other direction !!

Having Democrats in power will eventually result in more bad stuff like this I think,..

Not less,..

And I highly doubt this would have happened at all with President Romney or President McCain or The Post-911-Bush,.. 

But it's definitely gonna happen with a clown like Douchebag Obama !

North Korea would not be nearly as aggressive if some Republican was in there now,..

Neither would China, Russia, or other Muslim Morons ,..or any of that ,..

We made a mistake when we re-elected President dufus ,...

And Boston paid the price !

If those Russian Jerk offs or what-ever-they are/were,.. bombed us with Romney there, there would be hell to pay,..

If they bombed Boston with Bush in the White House,..they know that would be a very unwise move,..

But with Obama there,... He is gonna have to sit and 'study it for a while' ,..before he decides what to do next ,...

Barry O will turn this into a "Law Enforcement" issue ( Lol ),..

,...or maybe we all can sit around and argue some more about 'weapons of mass-destruction' and all that crap !! 

And the Code-Pink creeps can march around ( Yeah - Like they really care about our troops or anything,..) { Nahh,...these cowards won't when Obama is in there - They will for Bush though ,.. }...

Yeah - Go fucking argue with Larry King and Oprah some more you fucking American Moron !!

I'll keep pulling the lever for the guy with the "R" next to his name ,..

Think about it next time Dipshit !!

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By the Way ,..in other news, Jobless claims rocketed back up again for the fourth month in a row since Hawaii Barry got in for four again ,..

( Disclaimer Note: Romney is a weak Schmuck too ,...but he's way better than the Grief Goon we have now ,..) 

FINAL NOTE; ARNOLD SURE TURNED OUT TO BE A FUCKING JERK NOW DIDN'T HE ??,....

Final Note Part Deux :

Weakness and Toughness are way two different thangs !! Democrat Types are Good Street Fighters who can maybe beat you up and punch you out but they are weak-minded thinkers ,..who create a bigger WORSE SITUATION ,...By being idiots in the beginning ! IN THE FIRST PLACE - GET IT ?? !

Monday, April 15, 2013

KOBE BLOGS !! NORTH KOREA HUNGRY FOR U.S. CASH !! HAMAS AND EGYPT'S MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD GET PAY OFFS FROM OBAMA BIG ,..VIA U.S TAX PAYERS !!

IT WAS GREAT TO SEE KOBE BRYANT TAKE TO THE INTERNET Yesterday and demonstrate his mad Writing / Blogging Skills as he went off on a Pain-Meds fueled Rant that Could only make Clark the Shark from G.e. very Proud !!

Kobe went nuts and made a complete fool of himself as he took to his Twitters and Facebooks raging about his fears of the future as he suddenly sees the Older Kobe suffering with a devastating and sudden torn achillies heal injury that he obviously worries may just at last end his glorious NBA career ,...

And many of us Bloggers were Glorified to see a stud Like Kobe go so Human and brutally honest and frankly blunt ,..whether fueled by the drugs or not !!

It was grande and great to see and makes all of us quite proud of Kobe and even hopeful that he'll start his own blog ,... that is if he can never play basketball again and or has to walk with a cane ,.."Dude has plain mad writing skills ,..that are Direct as all shit !!

Kobe wasn't messin' around ,.. and he laid it all on the Line ,..in an almost fruity whiny way that would make Perez Hilton cringe !!

And believe You me - I , Clark the everlovin' Shark from G.e. and Bam Magazine indeed did a double take ,..that damn near gave my ass whip-lash !

And really ,... Kobe Bryant showed Heart, Mega-Honesty and a blast of humility too ,..that was so refreshing in our empty Jay-Z and Rap Hip Hop fueled World where the Mega Rich visit Cuba to show how in touch with the little guy they are ,... and how they never forget where,..yeah ,..you know the ol' cliche' ,..where they came from !

And to Kobe's credit ,..He really IS  guy who probably would NEVER Visit a Cuba in a million years ,..and might even Blog gluttenously about it - reveling every word !!

AND 'THIS' is the Kobe Bryant that we People really Love: Not the basketball guy that makes a zillion bucks a game ,...but the angry 'real' guy who blabs shit - what-ever is on his mind- and doesn't give a fuck what you ,..or ANYBODY THINKS !!

GOD BLESS YOU KOBE AND THANKS !!

YOU'RE A REAL MAN NOW !!

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WORDS; THAT HURT, THAT GAIN REVENGE, THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER AND WORSE, THAT LET IT ALL HANG OUT ,..

KOBE BRYANT - YOU FUCKING ROCK DUDE !!!

DON'T EVER FORGET IT AND DON'T LET UP AND END NOW ,... YOU'VE STARTED SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN NEVER TURN BACK ON NOW !!

NERDS AND LOSERS AND GUYS WHO DON'T GET LAID TIL THEY'RE 41 FUCKING WORSHIP YOU NOW !!

YOU ARE A GOD NOW !! MICHAEL SAVAGE EAT YOUR HEART OUT - WE HAVE KOBE BABY !!

FOX NEWS AND GREG GUTFELD ,...GO FUCK YOURSELVES - WE DON'T NEED YOU AND YOUR CLEVER SHIT NOW,.. LIMERICKS AND TASTY RAPS FROM DANA PERINO CAN FLUFF AWAY IN THY NIGHT ,..

WE HAVE KOBE NOW !!!!

AND SPEAKING OF JERKS WHO RANT ,... CHECK OUT NORTH KOREA,..

YEAH,..THEY SAW US GIVE A ZILLION BUCKS TO HAMAS AND THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD IN EGYPT RECENTLY AND GUESS THE FUCK WHAT ???

YOU GOT IT !!

THEY WANT SOME CASH TOO !!

And they know the best way to get it ,..

It's easy ,..

Do what all Poor Douchebags and thugs do ,.. Jump up and down and raise holy hell and if that don't work: Become a stick up man !!

Just blab that yer gonna pull the trigger if you don't get your way !!

But in this dangerous case,..we're talkin' about a Nuclear TRIGGER !!

UH-OH,..

AWE BUT THERE'S A BIG PROBLEM,..

It seems right now, the Good ol' US of A is fresh outta cash !!

We're 20 trillion in debt and we gave our last zillion to Hamas and Egypt ,..along with a shit-load of F-16's too,..

So sorry North Korea,..

Yer outta Luck Dudes !!

Better go ask yer buddies in China for some rice n shit,..

WE AIN'T GOT IT ANYMORE,..

GO AHEAD AND LAUNCH YER NUKES,..

MAYBE WE CAN SHOOT EM' DOWN,..

BUT I DOUBT IT ,..

Since President Dunce canceled all our Anti-Missile and Star Wars over the Pacific Shit when he waltzed into Power back in 08' !! ( He's scrambling to rebuild it now ,..Duh )

Happy Landing Cruel World !!

- Clark the Shark
April 15, 2013