IT WAS GREAT TO SEE KOBE BRYANT TAKE TO THE INTERNET Yesterday and demonstrate his mad Writing / Blogging Skills as he went off on a Pain-Meds fueled Rant that Could only make Clark the Shark from G.e. very Proud !!
Kobe went nuts and made a complete fool of himself as he took to his Twitters and Facebooks raging about his fears of the future as he suddenly sees the Older Kobe suffering with a devastating and sudden torn achillies heal injury that he obviously worries may just at last end his glorious NBA career ,...
And many of us Bloggers were Glorified to see a stud Like Kobe go so Human and brutally honest and frankly blunt ,..whether fueled by the drugs or not !!
It was grande and great to see and makes all of us quite proud of Kobe and even hopeful that he'll start his own blog ,... that is if he can never play basketball again and or has to walk with a cane ,.."Dude has plain mad writing skills ,..that are Direct as all shit !!
Kobe wasn't messin' around ,.. and he laid it all on the Line ,..in an almost fruity whiny way that would make Perez Hilton cringe !!
And believe You me - I , Clark the everlovin' Shark from G.e. and Bam Magazine indeed did a double take ,..that damn near gave my ass whip-lash !
And really ,... Kobe Bryant showed Heart, Mega-Honesty and a blast of humility too ,..that was so refreshing in our empty Jay-Z and Rap Hip Hop fueled World where the Mega Rich visit Cuba to show how in touch with the little guy they are ,... and how they never forget where,..yeah ,..you know the ol' cliche' ,..where they came from !
And to Kobe's credit ,..He really IS guy who probably would NEVER Visit a Cuba in a million years ,..and might even Blog gluttenously about it - reveling every word !!
AND 'THIS' is the Kobe Bryant that we People really Love: Not the basketball guy that makes a zillion bucks a game ,...but the angry 'real' guy who blabs shit - what-ever is on his mind- and doesn't give a fuck what you ,..or ANYBODY THINKS !!
GOD BLESS YOU KOBE AND THANKS !!
YOU'RE A REAL MAN NOW !!
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WORDS; THAT HURT, THAT GAIN REVENGE, THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER AND WORSE, THAT LET IT ALL HANG OUT ,..
KOBE BRYANT - YOU FUCKING ROCK DUDE !!!
DON'T EVER FORGET IT AND DON'T LET UP AND END NOW ,... YOU'VE STARTED SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN NEVER TURN BACK ON NOW !!
NERDS AND LOSERS AND GUYS WHO DON'T GET LAID TIL THEY'RE 41 FUCKING WORSHIP YOU NOW !!
YOU ARE A GOD NOW !! MICHAEL SAVAGE EAT YOUR HEART OUT - WE HAVE KOBE BABY !!
FOX NEWS AND GREG GUTFELD ,...GO FUCK YOURSELVES - WE DON'T NEED YOU AND YOUR CLEVER SHIT NOW,.. LIMERICKS AND TASTY RAPS FROM DANA PERINO CAN FLUFF AWAY IN THY NIGHT ,..
WE HAVE KOBE NOW !!!!
AND SPEAKING OF JERKS WHO RANT ,... CHECK OUT NORTH KOREA,..
YEAH,..THEY SAW US GIVE A ZILLION BUCKS TO HAMAS AND THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD IN EGYPT RECENTLY AND GUESS THE FUCK WHAT ???
YOU GOT IT !!
THEY WANT SOME CASH TOO !!
And they know the best way to get it ,..
It's easy ,..
Do what all Poor Douchebags and thugs do ,.. Jump up and down and raise holy hell and if that don't work: Become a stick up man !!
Just blab that yer gonna pull the trigger if you don't get your way !!
But in this dangerous case,..we're talkin' about a Nuclear TRIGGER !!
UH-OH,..
AWE BUT THERE'S A BIG PROBLEM,..
It seems right now, the Good ol' US of A is fresh outta cash !!
We're 20 trillion in debt and we gave our last zillion to Hamas and Egypt ,..along with a shit-load of F-16's too,..
So sorry North Korea,..
Yer outta Luck Dudes !!
Better go ask yer buddies in China for some rice n shit,..
WE AIN'T GOT IT ANYMORE,..
GO AHEAD AND LAUNCH YER NUKES,..
MAYBE WE CAN SHOOT EM' DOWN,..
BUT I DOUBT IT ,..
Since President Dunce canceled all our Anti-Missile and Star Wars over the Pacific Shit when he waltzed into Power back in 08' !! ( He's scrambling to rebuild it now ,..Duh )
Happy Landing Cruel World !!
- Clark the Shark
April 15, 2013
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