I GUESS ALABAMA DOES SMOKE CRACK !

There are millions of people out there who Love to make fun of Alabama ,..and places like it ,..

They say that Alabama is a buncha' backwoods Rednecks and Hillbilly Crackheads and Base-Heads ,..Galore ,..

Don't turn yer back on this kinda White Trash ,..they might steal ya blind,..

And the Black People there,..ain't much better,..if ya's knows' what I means,..they chew on toothpicks as they listen to lame ass country or hip hop ,..even worse !!

And sometimes,..

these fucking Nutcases might even do the unthinkable : AND VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT ???

WTF ???

( Well ,..to be fair ,..they haven't in 25 years ,..) 

I thought Alabamans were God Fearing Christian folk ,..Rock ribbed for the Red, White, and Blue,..

I had no idea they were a buncha FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS who just wanna live in trailers ,..and suck on Free Healthcare ,..they got from that Numb-Nuts Obama ,..

Or maybe I quietly ,....DID !!

Alabama had a Golden Chance yesterday to elect Probably our country's best Real Strong Conservative Candidate ,...Nationwide ,..Judge Roy Moore ,..a man who once defended our Ten Commandments ,..

ROY MOORE WAS THAT 'ONE" US SENATE VOTE THAT WE NEEDED TO FINALLY GET RID OF OBAMACARE,... AND A BUNCHA OTHER SOCIALIST WORTHLESS SHIT TOO ,.. 

Now,... that window may be closed ,... and that chance could be GONE FOREVER !!

McCain, Murkowski, and Susan Collins loom as Large as ever now ,... but it's even WORSE NOW ,..AS THE GOP HAS LOST JEFF SESSIONS TO TRUMPS' LAME ADMIN ,.. ( AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD TRUMP TAB SESSIONS AT ALL ,.. A CRITICAL DUDE WE NEEDED IN THE SENATE AND NOT AT AG !! WHERE HE IS WEAK !! )

YES,... INSTEAD,... Alabama chose to elect a Pro Abortion Classic RACIST DEMOCRAT FROM THE DEEP SOUTH ,...SOME CLOWN NAMED DOUG JONES,... Who wants to keep black people glued forever to Welfare and terminating their pregnancies !! HEY ,.. DO YOU TOOTHLESS IDIOT ALABAMA RETARDS EVEN REALIZE THAT JONES IS IN FAVOR OF PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION AND ABORTION RIGHT UP TO THE DAY BEFORE BIRTH YA DUMMIES ???? 

SO ,..WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN' HERE ALABAMA ??

YOU'RE AFRAID TO VOTE for a guy because Fake News Cnn says he molested women 49 FUCKING YEARS AGO ??

THE WHOLE STORY WAS FUCKING FAKE CONCOCTED BULLSHIT B.S - YOU IDIOTS ,..

COULDN'T YOU PLAINLY SEE THAT ??

Or,.. Are you hidin' something there Alabama ??

Do you feel GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING YERSELF HMMM ?

SO AFRAID TO BE SEEN VOTIN' AT THE OL' POLLS YESTERDAY YA'ALL ??

YOU JUST ELECTED SOME FUCKING GEORGE SOROS SOCIALIST YOU FUCKING IDIOTS !!

AND WHAT THE FUCK ,...

I Checked the voting stats,... it seems 700,000 Republicans decided "Not" to Vote for Judge Moore ,...yeah ,... that's kinda funny ,...1,318,000 Million of you voted for Trump on Nov 8, 2016 ,..and then suddenly less that 700,000 of you decided to "Get-out-The-Vote" yesterday ??

Huh,..seems really odd,..

yeah ,..I know ,..I know ,..it was probably Voter Fraud ,.. there probably were millions of you but the George Soros machines only somehow counted half of you ,..

It's possible ,.. probably likely ,..as they will discover in dissecting this Vote and the ,...FRAUD COUNTIES LIKE MONTGOMERY ,..WHICH IS ALABAMA'S VERSION OF MIAMI-DADE ,..WE SEE NOW !! ,...MORE DEMOCRATS VOTING THAN Registered Democrats in the area,.. people voting three times, etc,..

But that's another blog,..

I'm going to play the Angel's advocate here,..

And assume that our Anderson Cooper phony FAKE MEDIA IS CORRECT ,... AND THAT YOU ALABAMA PEOPLE ,.... ARE FUCKING DUMB AS FUCK !! And largely sat this one out ,..

AND YOU STAYED HOME DECEMBER 12,..2017 ,..

Afraid to come out and vote for Moore as Democrats all raced to the polls,..miraculously getting out more than 92 % of their Vote,.. ( yeah right they did ,..BS ),..

Why the Sam hell would you do this to us Alabama ??

Yeah ,..I know I know ,... Voters go back and fourth almost automatically ,.. When there's a Repub prez ,..they all race to vote Dem,..

when there's a Dem at 1600 ,..they all run out to Vote Tea Party Gop ,..

We know ,..blah blah,..we know,..

But Please,.. GIMME A FUCKING BREAK HERE !!

THIS WAS A US SENATE SEAT ,..ONE THAT WAS HELD BY SESSIONS !!

HAVE YOU YAHOOS BEEN WATCHIN' FOX ??

WE HAVE A GOOD ECONOMY,..JOBS AND THE DOW ARE WAY UP ,... BLACK PEOPLE HAVE JOBS GALORE !! EVERYTHING IS GOOD - WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT ,... PARTICULARLY A DOUCHEBAG LIKE THAT PHONY DOUG JONES !!

YEAH ,..I KNOW I KNOW ,...DEMOCRATS WERE BALLOT STUFFING,..THEY WERE BUSSING IN VOTERS FROM MISSISSIPPI ,.ETC ETC,..

BUT EVEN 'THEY' KNEW,.. that this race was hopeless,.. Alabama is a dark Red of the Reddest States,.. there aren't many democrats even there,.. 

This thing was a Done-Deal ,..that's even "With" the Fake RINO ESTABLISHMENT POLLS AT FOX NEWS SHOWING JONES AHEAD BY TEN AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE,... People on the boulevards just laughed at Fox,..or did they ..??

Roy Moore ,...Much like Luther Strange ,..or Sessions ,..had this Red Stater in the Proverbial BANK SUCKER !! OVER AND OUT !!

All you guys had to do was just even slightly come out and gently vote and we would have WON DAMN IT !! WE BARELY LOST ,..JUST BY THE 20,000 DEMOCRAT FAKE ABSENTEE AND PHONY PROVISIONAL MAIL-IN BALLOT VOTES,..THAT'S ALL ,... DEMS DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO DIG UP THE DEAD FOR THIS ONE ,..THEY 'KNEW' THEY WERE TOAST ,..IN ALABAMA!! ,..

AND YET ,..

DEMOCRATS WON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU ARE LAZY AND YOU are all sayin' : "I'm not gonna bother to vote because Moore is Just gonna win easily anyway ,... Everybody is votin' for him" ,..

BULLSHIT !!!

REPUBLICANS AND CONSERVATIVES NEED TO STOP DOING THAT ,. !!

EVERYBODY "ISN'T" GOING TO ALL COME OUT AND VOTE,... "YOU" NEED TO GET OUT AND VOTE !!

Do ya got that yet dimwits ???

OTHERWISE THE DEMOCRATS ARE GONNA TAKE BACK THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE IN NOVEMBER 2018 ,..AND THEN WE ARE ALL FUCKED !!! JUST LIKE 2006,..WHICH LED TO 2008 ,..WHEN WE GOT THAT IDIOT FROM HAWAII OR INDONESIA IN THERE,.. !! OR WHERE-EVER THE FUCK HE WAS FROM ,..

SORRY ALABAMA !! BUT YOU NEED TO BE SCOLDED FOR WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY !!

YOU HAVE BEEN BAD,... AND YOU NEED TO BE BITCH-SLAPPED ,..

YOU HAVE FUCKED OUR WHOLE COUNTRY YOU FOOLS !!

BY NOT COMING OUT AND VOTING LIKE YOU WERE VOTING FOR TRUMP RIGHT AFTER ONE OF HIS MAGA RALLIES ,.. YOU have screwed our country ,..

And screwed us really bad too ,...

With Doug Jones,...   

THE LIBERALS ARE RIGHT : KIM JONG DRUMPH "IS' A TYRANT !!

Before I begin this rant , I want it known that I am a Right-wing Conservative Christian Republican dude ,..

THERE !!

And with that said ,.,. The next thang I will say is this:

DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING DICTATOR PIECE OF SHIT !!

WE DID NOT ELECT THIS GUY TO DO EXECUTIVE ORDERS !! LIKE THAT CLOWN WE JUST HAD FOR 8 YEARS FROM Kenya Or Jakarta ( Or where-ever the FUCK he was from ) ,..was Fucking doing ,..and every other week !

The Screaming Whining Liberal's were/ARE ,..RIGHT !!

TRUMP "IS" A TYRANT !! 

MAYBE DRUMPH "IS" A FUCKING NAZI !!

I MEAN,,,

WTF ,..DOES THIS GUY THINK ,..He is doing ..??

He needs to go take a Constitution Class ,..and STUDY !!

Crack a Book !! Orange Tom Cat !!

LAWS WERE ONCE BILLS AND THEY COME FROM THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE,..

THEN THEY GO TO THE PRESIDENT'S DESK ,..WHERE THEY GET SIGNED,.,.

THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS !!

CONGRESS NEEDS TO 'OUTLAW' ALL EXECUTIVE ORDERS RIGHT NOW ,..AND RIGHT FUCKING NOW - THIS WEEK - AND OVERRIDE THIS CLOWN HE HAVE NOW AT 1600 !! ,... And BEFORE THIS Drumph moron gets himself impeached !!

And get a load of our cowardly Gop-Repub / FOX NEWS .. community right now ,...giddy and winking at each other,.. THEY SEEM TO LOVE THIS TRUMP STUFF,..

WHAT A BUNCHA HYPOCRITE PIECES OF SHIT !!

THEY KNOW THERE IS NO ONE THERE THAT CAN STOP THEM ,..AND DRUMPH ,.

WELL FUCK YOU ALL !!

CLARK THE SHARK FROM G.E. SAYS YER' ALL FUCKING FULL OF SHIT !!

SOME FED JUDGE ( OR JUDGES ) ,..THEY NEED TO STOP DONALD DUCK ,..HE IS MAKING A MOCKERY OF WHAT WAS OUR SO-CALLED DEMOCRACY !!

AND PEOPLE LIKE TUCKER CARLSON AND OTHER FAUX NEWS FUCKS  NEED TO SHUT THEIR FUCKING FILTHY GOP PIE-HOLE MOUTHS ,..THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT ,.. THEY SAY "THESE ARE 'GOOD' EXEC ORDERS THAT WE REPUBS 'AGREE' WITH" ,... and with a giggle ,.

WELL ,..FUCK THAT !!

This ain't funny !!

I 'DO' AGREE WITH MANY TO MOST OF THEM TOO !!

THAT ISN'T THE FUCKING POINT !!

THAT IS IRRELEVANT !!

THE FACT IS TRUMP SHOULDN'T BE DOING SHIT ,..

HE NEEDS TO WAIT FOR CONGRESS,..

,...and NO MATTER HOW LONG THAT TAKES !!

HE NEEDS TO PUT HIS PEN AND HIS PHONE AWAY !!

We already watched Obama do this shit ,..AND ALL WE RIGHTIES DID WAS BITCH ABOUT IT !!

WELL ,..I'M BITCHING ABOUT IT NOW ,..TOO !!

TRUMP IS EQUALLY JUST AS WRONG AS Hypocrite OBAMA IS / Was ,.. !!

TRUMP ALSO KNOWS THAT THE COWARD GOP WON'T DO WHAT HE WANTS ,..FROM CONGRESS,.. He ain't no dummy like that,.. He sees that Quick emotional Douchebags that ARE EVERYWHERE from Ohio to PA - WILL LIKE THIS SHIT !!

WELL - WE DIDN'T ELECT THOSE

THOSE ELECTED YOU - FOOL !

TRUMP KNOWS THE VALUE OF ENTERTAINMENT ,... TRUMP KNOWS THE CONGRESSIONAL GOP COWARD'S AIN'T MEDIA POPULAR ,..

WELL ,..TOUGH SHIT ,..

Trump has to Follow the Law too ,... and Just like the rest of US !!

HEY ,..LEMME; TELL YA SOMETHING RIGHT NOW HERE !!

WE "ARE" GONNA HAVE A DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT AGAIN SOMEDAY - LIKE THAT OR NOT ,..IT' JUST A TRUE FACT !!

YA'S better believe it ,..

AND GUESS WHAT THAT NOW UNKNOWN LEFT-WING KOOK IS GONNA DO SOMEDAY TOMORROW AND BY EXECUTIVE ORDER TOO JACKSON !! ?

YEAH ,..THAT'S RIGHT !!

HE ( OR SHE ) ,..IS GONNA UNDUE ALL AND EVERY ONE OF TRUMP'S EXEC ORDERS ,..AND IN THE FIRST WEEK TOO !! - YA FUCKING DUMMIES !!

WHAT,..? ARE WE GONNA HAVE TED CRUZ AND THE SCOTUS OF TOMORROW SAY THAT THEY CAN'T ??

FUCKING BULLSHIT !! HE OR THEY WILL !

IT'S CALLED TIT FOR TAT !!

POLITICAL TIT FOR TAT !!

And nothing can stop titty for tatty ,,...

WHAT IF ELIZABETH WARREN OR MICHELLE OBAMA BEATS TRUMP IN 2020 ? ,.. AND DON'T LAUGH ,.. BECAUSE WE 'KNOW' DAMN WELL THAT ,..'THAT' COULD HAPPEN !!

HILLARY "DID" WIN OUR RECENT POPULAR VOTE YA KNOW ,... AND NEVER FORGET THAT !!

If you don't think Michelle Obama or Warren can win ,..YOU BETTER THINK AGAIN ,...CAUSE ,..YES THEY FUCKIN' CAN ,. ..AND SO TOO COULD THE THRID COMING OF HILLARY ,..OR EVEN MUCH WORSE,.. WHAT IF TOMORROW SAY ,..A GAY NUTCASE LIKE COREY BOOKER DECIDES TO THROW HIS HAT IN AND RUNS ?? WHAT IF MOONBEAM BROWN RUNS ??

DID YOU GENIUSES EVER THINK OF THOSE ??

BRILLIANT !!

WHAT IF JOE BIDEN HIMSELF RUNS ??

LET ME TELL YA ,..

JOE BIDEN COULD CERTAINLY BEAT TRUMP ONE ON ONE ,..AND DON'T FORGET THAT PARTNER !!,..and SO COULD MANY OTHERS !!

Trump is playing with Fire with all these Executive orders,..and as far as I am concerned ,..he is A LAW BREAKER - JUST AS OBAMA WAS !! 

NO DIFFERENT !!

JUST BECAUSE I AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH THEM ,... DOESN'T MATTER SHIT !!

Yeah,..

THE TRUTH IS ,...

I have always hated Donald Drumph ,..the guy is a phony ,..he isn't a Christian or any of that,.. He isn't even a Republican ,..at best ,..he 'was anyway' just another Rino Globalist piece of fucking Earth,.. in recent times ,.. yeah you or me may get a genuine cuddly "Father" vibe now and then n' all ,.. and that's part of his Many Grande Plans ,..

Trump's entertainment is worth about as much as the occasional Trump tears,.. 

yeah ,..

But reality Slaps !! He was a stuffed shirt ,..and with 4 BK's ,.

,...before he started ranting about borders and walls before his large crowds ,..and stuff he completely stole from 'real' conservatives out there,..and Michael Savage ,.. with of course Michael winking along with ,..

Well ,..let me tell ya this ,..

Those winks are deadly ,... and they are suicidal to our democracy ,.. WE ARE A NATION OF LAWS ,...'NOT' OF EXECUTIVE ORDERS !!

AND TRUMP NEVER PLANNED ON BEING PRESIDENT,..

THE DUDE really ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA JUST LOSE,....AND RIGHT UP TO ELECTION NIGHT TOO,...He had no victory speech at the ready ,. HE DIDN'T EVEN WANNA WIN ,...IT WAS JUST PEOPLE OUT THERE LIKE ME - BEGGING TO GOD AND HOPING ,..THAT HE WOULD WIN,..

WELL ,...

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR ,..

TRUMP IS 'NOT' A PRESIDENT !!

TRUMP IS KIM JONG ILL !!

TRUMP WANTS TO BE HEAD OF A Cold CORPORATION ,..AND HE IS TURNING AMERICA INTO THAT,..

IF HE REALLY GAVE A REAL SHIT ,... BY NOW ,..HE WOULD HAVE SIGNED ONE OF HIS PHONY EXECUTIVE ORDERS BANNING ALL THESE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CAR DRIVERS FROM OUR ROADS AND FREEWAYS COAST TO COAST,...and in all 50 States ,..

BUT NO,..

YOU DON'T SEE TRUMP DOING THAT ,..DO YOU ,.. ??

TRUMP NEEDS THE ILLEGAL PEOPLE DRIVING ,..SO THEY CAN GET TO WORK ,..BUILDING HIS BUILDINGS ,..AND USED FOR as MINIMUM a WAGE TOO !! 

DEMOCRATS WANT THE ILLEGALS DRIVING AND CLOGGING UP OUR ROADS TOO and WITH NO WHERE For Us TO PARK ,... THEY WANT THE CHEAP VOTES !!

WINK
WINK !!