NEW CALIFORNIA "SUBCONTRACTOR' LAW / RULE IS RAPING SWIMMING POOL-MEN INTO THE GUTTER OF HOMELESSNESS, Drugs, etc,.. ( and not just them )

THE NEW CALIF STATE 'SUBCONTRACTOR" LAW IS COSTING POOLMEN THEIR HOMES, BUSINESSES, EMPLOYEES, WIVES, ,.. ETC,..AS STATE OF CA TURNS THE POOL WORLD INTO UBER / LYFT ,..THE LAND OF LOW PAY ,, I HEAR YOU CAN PITCH UP A TENT UP IN VENICE !!

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1; MANY POOL MEN ARE UNDER THE FALSE BELIEF ,..THAT THEY CAN GO TAKE OUT A NEW BUSINESS LICENSE AS A 'PAINTER' OR "DRY WALL GUY" ,... AND THEN ,..IT WILL BE A OK HUNKY DORY TO HIRE A POOL GUY TO RUN THEIR ROUTES AND THEN LABEL HIM A SUB,.. "PRESTO " !!

ANSWER;

FALSE

DON'T DO THIS ,...YOU WILL BE FLAGGED AT TAX TIME BY STATE OF CA ; RISKING HUGE FINE

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2; MANY POOL GUYS ARE SAYING NOW " NO WORRIES,..I'M JUST GONNA HIRE ALL ILLEGALS and dumb unsuspecting stoner white dudes,.. TO RUN MY ROUTES"anything happens,..I'll just blame them,..

ANSWER;; AAANNNHH !!

FALSE

DON'T DO THAT EITHER,.... YOU WILL GET FLAGGED BY STATE IF THESE GUYS AREN'T GETTING OBAMACARE, ETC,..FROM YOU ,..

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3; MANY POOL GUYS SAY "I'M JUST GONNA SAY I AM INJURED, STRESSED OUT, AND OR FLUSTERED ,..WHEN I BREAK ALL OF THE CALIF NEW STUPID RULES AND LAWS RE; POOLMEN ,..AND OR I TRY TO CLEAN ALL 500 OF MY POOLS PER WEEK ALL BY MYSELF ,...BECAUSE I AM AFRAID TO HIRE ANYONE BECAUSE OF CALIF LAWS,.. 

ANSWER; YOU WILL STILL QUALIFY FOR A 25,000 $ CALIF FINE, TAX LIEN, STATE PENALTY, INTEREST, ETC,.. THAT'S 'EVEN IF" YOU WERE TO DO E V E R Y THING,..EXACTLY RIGHT ,...REMEMBER,..ALL THESE THINGS ARE SUBJECT TO PANELS, ETC, THE DISCRETION OF "JUDGES",.. LOL

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4; MANY POOL GUYS SAY ; "I'M JUST GONNA GIVE MY GUY 18 - 19 HOURS,..THAT WILL AVOID EVERYTHING"

CORRECT ANSWER;  ANNH !! BUT NICE TRY !!

"WRONG" YOU HAVE TO "ITEMIZE" ALL YOUR WORK HOURS NOW ,..and never declare that you are paying by the piece say 12.00 $ per pool ,.. AND IF THE STATE THINKS YOUR GUY 'QUALIFIES' FOR OBAMACARE, ETC,..YOU'RE SCREWED,..THAT'S EVEN IF,..YOU WRITE DOWN THAT YOUR GUY ONLY WORKS 6 HOURS PER WEEK ,..BUT DOES OVER 1000 POOLS IN THAT 6 HOURS AND YOU PAY HIM 500 DOLLARS PER HOUR,..LOL 

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5: My pool guy fell down and got injured !! I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF IT HAPPENED AT MY POOL OR JOE'S POOL OR MY POOL GUY'S OWN ACCOUNT,...  AT WALMART / TARGET,..ETC,.. oh no !! is he my "Employee' ??

CORRECT ANSWER;

THAT'S RIGHT SCHMUCK !! THE ANSWER IS A - YES !! ,...AND PLUS, YER GONNA PAY FOR HIS NEW DENTAL BILLS, TEETH, AND LIVER TOO,..IF HE LIKES TO DRINK BEERS AND WATCH NFL ,..

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6; I'M GONNA FILL OUT A 1099 G LIKE UBER AND LYFT,..THAT OUGHTTA PROTECT ME ,..

ANSWER ; YEAH ,..SURE IT WILL SHERLOCK !!

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A LOTTA POOL GUYS NOW ARE LIKE 'WELL ,..I GOTTA PLAN ,..I'M A REAL GO GETTER,.... I'M JUST GONNA START MY OWN BUSINESS ROUTE,..BUY POOLS AND I AM GONNA BE A SOLITARY MAN ,..JUST LIKE NEIL DIAMOND ,..I'M GONNA DO EVERYTHING,..RUN THE WHOLE SHOW,..AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT THOSE PESKY 'EMPLOYEE' DUDES,..UH EVER AGAIN ,.. IT'L BE GREAT !! ; )

ANSWER;   YEAH ,..SEE YOU IN THE E.R PAL WHEN YER TRYIN' TO RUN 100  to 120  POOLS PER WEEK AND ALL ,..BY YOURSELF ,..STARTING AT 4;20 AM AND COMING HOME AT 9;30 pm - LOL !! 
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"i wanna pay my pool guy 7.22 $ an hour as to "keep in compliance" with the new State Subcontractor Law ,.. BUT ,... HE HAS TO DO 723 POOLS PER WEEK ( just like before ) ,... Can I do that ? Is it ok ?

Answer; "Sure" just make sure to check all four of yer Truck tires nightly ,... for things like puncture marks, dead cats ( yours ),.. explosives, etc,..LOL ,..

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CLARK THE SHARK

FORMER EDITOR IPSSA NORTH COUNTY CHAPTER,..

"AS IT SHOULD BE" 

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