Many of us have seen Greg Gutfeld on Fox news "Red Eye",...
And he's a pretty fairly funny, ironic, and clever guy,...
But Did-ja-kno
.... that Clark the Shark is pretty funny and irreverent too as well ???
Yeah,... And it makes me wonder...
Have You ever noticed that Douchebag Liberals call E-V-E-R-Y-THANG A FRICKIN' disease,...
Unless a so-called "Cons-er-v-a-tive" uh,..has a disease,..
Yes,...if some coke-head does blow,..it's a disease
If you do too much alcohol,... it's a disease
If you smoke too much weed,...'that' might even be a disease to a liberal (Hmm,...I'm confused on that one,...they may just say it's too much of a good thang)..
But if yer a conservative ,...whuddeverr dat means,..
YOU DON'T HAVE A DISEASE,..
YOU DON'T GET A DISEASE NAMED FOR YOU
YES,...YER SIMPLY AN uninvolved, "Nowhere", un-evolved, back-woods, knuckledragger Good ol' fashion' MORON..
EVER NOTICE THAT ??
AND IT'S ALSO Perfectly A-OK for you to be bullied, ostricized, made fun of, ridiculed, etc,..put down ,.."you don't know what'yer talkin' bout etc ,.. blah blah,..)
Now,...In my life walk of being Clark the Shark from G.e.,....I have rarely seen a Churchy Goin' Conserv "EVER' BULLY or Bother A-N-Y-O-NE !!
IF THEY DID,....THEN THEY'RE 'NOT' A CONSERVATIVE ,....GET IT ?? YOU FUCKIN' DOUCHEBAG ???? !!
See the Math ?????
Conservatives are usually really nice, meek people who don't say anything and keep to themselves nicely (And by the way,....THIS IS A MONSTER BIG PROBLEM WITH ALOTTA CONSERVS,...) {Oh,..and important Note here; EVERYONE "Knows" that the Conserv 'isn't" being rude at all,...but ofcourse the Wise and guiding Libs amongst us 'seek' and oh so want to "Expose" him or her as such....so eventually he may 'see the light' and 'join in' with all of the gang...)
NOW,....BY WAY OF gene pool sample example,....Clark the Shark of G.e. - as many of you know - back in the South Bay was a really quiet and meek 'nice' chap who rarely said much to - or ever bothered - a soul,...whilst growin' up
Sure,..if you gave me a few too many drinks,..I might turn into a drunk moron ,..sorry,..I mean a LIBERAL !! Who wouldn't ??
BUT FER' the most Part,....Clark the Shark kept to himself, recorded hith music, wrote his poetry and songs,...and really accosted uh,... NO ONE !! (Plenty of wiser and better People seemed to accost me though I saw...)
SURE,...I MAY have been a little five foot four creep who couldn't beat anyone up so who gives a flyin' fuck about me anyway,..
But I've seen and known and I remember tall fairly good looking blokes who were fairly normal back in the day - who were Repubs or conservs - who were kinda cool cats to others,..uh in general ....
Much like a Sharkie himself ,...
LIBERALS IN THE SOUTH BAY AS I RECALL HOW-EVER,....ARE JUST ABOUT 'A L W A Y S" dirtball schmucks ,..big or tall,..and fat or small
They ARE BOORISH ghouls who casually (And rather uneducatedly and un-intelligently too) pick on others and they step on Yer foot and cry out to the teacher that; "Danny stepped on my foot !!" ,...And shit like that
They form cliques and they scheme ,...
They Park in yer PARKING SPACE without care, They cut You off in traffic with a bird,.. And if all else fails,..they simply set you UP TO BE THE "IGNORED' ONE,..
IF YA KNOW WHAT I REMEMBER,....
IN SYNOPSIS I SAY THIS;
DON'T BE A LIBERAL
GO TO CHURCH AND PRAY TO DAT JESUS GUY
LIBERALS ARE SCHMUCKS AND THEY ARE DOUCHEBAGS,..
They don't Help a soul as they're always cryin' about YOU feeding the world !! They're back-office people who dress well and constantly hunt for chicks (But then the chick discovers that Taurus and Capricorn Conserva's - Like me - are so much better in bed than a Leo Lib ,....Funny isn't that ?? Good ol' Libs can't seem to keep a lil' chick around very long ,..hmmm )
THEY MAKE OUR WORLD MISERABLE
,...And its so ironic funny how they really don't know about (Or care about) a thing,...
AND THEY CAUSE ABOUT 87% of our World Earth Misery,...
I wouldn't EVER want a Liberal to help me or help from a Liberal,..
I'D RATHER BLEED TO DEATH,..
IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN !!!
AND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME,...YER A DYAPERPHOBIC, RACIST, Monolithophobe, Homeopathophobic , Mysogynistic , Dracuphobe !!
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The Sharkologue
November 11, 2010
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