ORCA HACKED : ROMNEY LOST - PURE AND SIMPLE.

We're learning more and more each day about an apparent Nightmare that Happened to Mitt Romney and the Repubs on Election Day,..

Their Super High tech Mega-App "Project Orca" as it was called ,.... was apparently hacked !

The Romney Campaign had a Very high Tech and painstakenly put together over many months way of Get-Out-The-Vote on Nov 6....

That failed. 

Apparently, somewhere within Romney's 37,000 Campaign workers ( LOCATED strategically IN THE KEY SWING STATES )  - AND who were all Linked back to The Gop's Massive War-Room on the floor of Boston's TD-Garden Arena ( Where the Celtics and Bruins play ) ,... There was a Mole,..

Or two,..

And somehow, Orca got Harpooned and found itself beached ,...and Probably right next to Sarah Palin ,..on the Cold sand up in Alaska ,..

And believe me You !

Had this had happened to Barack Obama and the Democrats ,... and they ended up losing to Mitt over it ,...

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE Ever HEARD THE END OF IT !! IN OUR MEDIA,....

BARACK AND WOLF BLITZER AND CNN Would be crying so much fowl ,... that there would be an election "Do-Over" ,...with complying Gop's agreeing and saying how it was so unfair ,.. ( IT MIGHT HAVE EVEN TURNED INTO THE NEW WATERGATE - Ya know,..as in ,..FIND THAT MOLE !! ,...JUST LIKE Find the Maker of that Movie that insulted all those Muslim people - GET IT ??? ),..

'Not so when Romney the Rat and the Repubs Lose though,..

They are expected to be Grown up men and take it on the chin,... and besides, they are on such a moral high horse and have so much money ,...they'll survive ! They'll get by !!

SURE THEY WILL !!!!

Awe but the "Poor People" for Obama ,..they really 'need' him ,... so if bad things should happen to them - Like this - we're all supposed to jump up and CARE ! 
( Think 2000 and Al Gore Voters in Florida who struggled with those so-called "Butterfly" Ballots ,..and ended up voting for Pat Buchanan ...) ,..Poor Saps ,..

SURE !!

BUT LET'S GET BACK TO THE NUTS AND BOLTS OF ORCA ,..SHALL WE ??

SLICK WILLARD THE RAT'S SUPER SOPHISTICATED GOTV EFFORT MACHINE GOT CRIPPLED ON ELECTION DAY,..

AND MATHEW BRODERICK DIDN'T DO IT,..

SOME "INFILTRATOR" DID !!

ONE OF THE 37,000 ROMNEY ALLIES TURNED OUT TO BE A FRENEMY !!! YO !

OMG !!

LOL !!

BECAUSE LOOK !! How the hell could an 'Outsider" have hacked Orca ?? How would they even have "Known" about it ??

Orca was so supposedly Super Secret and beta-Tested and all !!

SURE IT WAS !!

INDEED !!

IT COULDN'T HAVE JUST 'FAILED'.... AND IN SUCH A HILARIOUS WAY NOV 6 WHERE HAPLESS frustrated GOP WORKERS frantically COULDN'T LOG IN and their passwords were suddenly useless,.... and thus They were rendered virtually Flight blind !!

On election day, The Gop was flying in their Ground Game smoothly and word of mouth BUT while Orca was corralled at Sea World !!

THEY HAD ONLY TWO THIRDS OF THEIR PUZZLE IN ACTION,..

Excited Republican Voters were everywhere, hitting the streets, and chatting it up in Line at the polls, watching the Democrat Voter fraud ,..and Laughing at it ,.... Because EVERYBODY KNEW November 6 that the Democrats were Pathetic and Going to lose ,..and much just like November 2010 ,..when they were slaughtered by the Tea Party ,...

THE TEA PARTY WAS VERY ORGANIZED and Uncannily seamless 2012 TOO ,..IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN ,... 

TOO BAD ORCA WASN'T !!

Romney Led all the Polls and was Super Refined  Organized for Victory  ,..and it went without saying that Obama was gonna be Toast !!

Even Obama himself tearfully knew it ,..as he was all but saying good bye in very sad final speeches to his faithful ,..

Hell ,... Street Democrats knew it too ,...

BUT THEN ORCA CRASHED ,...

GOP WORKERS AND VOLUNTEERS  IN THE SWING STATES WERE VIRTUALLY BLIND,.. 

THEY SCREAMED FOR HELP ON THEIR CELL PHONES,..

AND THEY GOT NO RESPONSE !!

THEY TRIED TO COMMUNICATE WITH EMAILS AND TEXTS ,... THAT WERE SUDDENLY USELESS ,..OR BLOCKED !!

They ended up trying to call ,... EACH OTHER ,..OUT IN THE FIELD !!

IT IS RUMORED THAT SOME GOP VOLUNTEERS WOULD SEE PEOPLE LINING UP TO VOTE AND WOULD JUST 'YELL' AT THEM TO "VOTE FOR ROMNEY"....

ALL OF THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT ROMNEY SPENT ON HIS CAMPAIGN AND HIGH TECH GADGETS AND THINGS LIKE ORCA ,...and in the end , all the Republicans had on election day was desperate sweaty Volunteers who were running around ,..mumbling to themselves on their cells ,..and begging voters to remember to vote for Mitt as the voters Looked at them bewildered ,... and going WTF ???

And apparently 'Most' People - Who weren't in Lines but rather were at the Local McDonalds or Jack In the Box near the Polling Places - laughed and said they weren't voting and that voting is silly and shit like that !

Lol !! OMGOC !! as in Omg-On Crack Steroids man !!

Now, ...I still say that ORCA was merely just a High Tech "Strike List" ,...which of course is that system that the Gop and Dems have used since 1944 ,....and beyond,..

It probably wouldn't have worked or made a difference anyway for Mitt,..

Or WOULD it have ,... ??

Maybe it WOULD HAVE INDEED ,.,.

AND THAT HACKER KNEW THIS ALL TOO VERY WELL ,....

WE MAY NEVER KNOW 'WHO' this Hacker was,...

But he may have just handed us four more years of Barry from Jakarta !! 

And it's true too - "If" these 37 to 40,000 Voter workers could 'each' have grabbed 100 Voters to the Polls ,.... Romney probably ,..well certainly maybe ,...'Would have won,...

But we'll never know now,..

WILL WE ???

- Clark "The Shark" Master-Blogger
Nov 17, 2012 -


BOTTOM LINE SYNOPSYS : WHEN THE GOP NEEDED IT'S ORCA THE MOST, IT FOUND IT WAS CAUGHT IN SEA NETS ,...( Sorry - I Just had to do one More ! ) ,... We Need to Find that Mole !!

EVEN DEMOCRATS I TALK TO - THEY DON'T SEE HOW OR BELIEVE OBAMA WON - THERE WAS NO ENERGY - IT'S NOT POSSIBLE,... BUT THERE WAS ONE WAY : THE MORMON WAY,..

A'lotta You'se think that I'm beating the Proverbial Dead Horse.

YEAH ,..and even a hell of a'lotta Democrats don't believe this election,..

They saw the Polls,..

They saw that one where Romney was leading early voting at Gallop by 7 to 8 %

They saw Romney's Mega-Huge crowds and rallies of 70,000 People and Obama's half attended halls of 3000 - if he was lucky ,..

They remember the Rasmussen ( who is rarely wrong ) and Gallop Polls that had Romney safely ahead until Sandy blew in that cold Monday night ,..

But,...

People are just yawning and saying that the FRAUD ELECTION IS OVER,... AND JUST LIKE HUGO CHAVEZ WOULD MOAN: "LET'S ALL Just Move on,.."

But I Won't !

I know that there was Big Time Voter Fraud in Pennsylvania's Philadelphia County where Obama got 557,024 Votes here in 2012 while Romney Got 91,840 ,...

I just can't figure out 'how' Obama dropped so dramatically in Philly down from the 574,930 Votes that he Got in 2008 and how Romney dropped way down from the 113,260 that McCain got in 2008 ???

WTF ???? This sure Looks weird - Odd even ,..

What ??

IS OUR POPULATION SHRINKING ???

NO - IT'S NOT,..

IT'S EITHER MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD ,..AND IN SOME WEIRD ELECTRONIC WAY ,.. OR,..

YOU GUESSED IT SHIRLOCK !!

ROMNEY'S GOOD OL' MORMON ISSUE ,..

IT STRIKES AGAIN !!

OH ???

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME HUH ??

YER A SKEPTIC ,... ?

WELL, CHECK OUT ALLEGHENY COUNTY ,..IN Western Penn 2012 !

Obama : 348,151 Votes
Willard the Romney Rat : 259,304

Allegheny 2008 ?

Obama : 368,453
McCain : 269,819

Now,.. Here is a county that the Gop 'knew' in 2012 ,..that it could be much more competitive in,...

The Gop figured it could probably raise John McCain's 269,819 up to about 279,919 ,..and pretty easy to - still losing the county probably as Obama would go from like his 368,453 down to 361,553 or somethin' like that,..

Allegheny 2012 was supposed to be a lot closer ,..

But it wasn't.

You see 10,000 Gop's were absent, missing, flew off to Uranus or Mars, or were drunk in the bars Nov 6 Tuesday ,.. or they didn't get the call from Romney's handlers as they hung up and disconnected their tired cell and landlines ,...sick of being called and harrassed by GOTV-ERS ,..

Because somehow ,..and don't ask me how,.. Slick Willard the Gop Rat and his broken Orca Computer App or what-ever ,..could only squeeze out a measly 259,304 Voters ...

THAT ,... IN AN INSANELY Gop enthusiastic 2012 and a pretty depressed Democrat Scene of '012 ,..

Now,..

Either those Tech Savy Obama Friendly guys back in Spain carefully lowerd Romney's Vote Counts 2012 Everywhere ,.. just nicely and neatly and snug enough ,..

Or,..

ROMNEY'S FUCKING MORMON-NIGHTMARE KEPT 10,000 GOP'S HOME !!

AND ME THINKS IT WAS MORE LIKELY THE LATTER THAN THE FORMER HOLMES !

JUST LOOK AT HOW POORLY OBAMA UNDER-PERFORMED IN PHILLY THIS YEAR 2012 AND SEE !!

HE DROPPED NEARLY 20,000 VOTERS THERE !!

AND THAT'S 'PHILLY' WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT PEOPLE !! NOT SAN CLEMENTE CA !

THE MORMON THANG COST ROMNEY THIS ELECTION,...

I'VE BEEN BREAKIN' IT DOWN AND 'PROVING ' IT PEOPLE !!

YOU THINK I'M IN DENIAL - BUT IT'S 'YOU'SE GUYS" WHO ARE !!!

FOX NEWS AND CNN WON'T SAY IT AND ADMIT IT !!

BUT IT IS CLEARLY TRUE !!

JUST CUT THE MATH ,..\

AND LOOK AT ALLEGHENY PA !!

SURE,... THERE was some Democrat Voter Fraud ,..

There was probably even some Gop Voter Fraud too !!

Plenty on Both Sides,..

Yeah, Romney's Orca system crashed,..

But it wouldn't have mattered anyway !!

Yeah ,..I think there was some hanky panky goin' on back in Spain too,..

But my advice to the Gop 2016 is THIS !!

DON'T RUN TOM CRUISE !!

DON'T RUN A SCIENTOLOGIST !!

DON'T RUN A JEHOVAS WITNESS !!

DON'T RUN DONALD TRUMP !!

AND NEVER

EVER

NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN !!

DON'T RUN A MORMON !!!!

- CLARK HAGINS
SAT NOV 17, 2012