Saturday, March 23, 2013

Top Ten Rock Bands Of All Time ( As Carefully Selected By Clark the Shark from G.e. - Fuck all the other Lists - They're full of Shit ! ) And Fuck Rolling Stone or any of that,....Only Listen to My shit here -'cause that's all that matters,...

1. The Beatles
2. The Who
3. The Rolling Stones
4. Led Zeppelin
5. The Kinks
6. The Doors
7. Queen
8. David Bowie
9. Pink Floyd
10. Rush

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Honorable Mentions List # 2

Black Sabbath
Van Halen
Cream
Genesis
Cheap Trick
Slade
The Tubes
Harry Nilsson
Jimi Hendrix
ELO
Metallica ,...up to 'And Justice,..' ( Early Only,...Beginning with the 'Black Album', they actually become one of the 'Worst' bands of all time )
Triumph ( Up Til Ric Emmit left )
The Yardbirds
The Bee Gees
Lynyrd Skynyrd  
AC DC ( Both Lists )
Styx
Jefferson Airplane
Buffalo Springfield
Yes
Jethro Tull ( Fuck Metallica )
Emerson Lake and Palmer ( Very Possibly band Number 11 )
Greenhouse Effect ( Of course,..My band - I have to put us in the #2 List just for all of the internet Views, Notoriety, etc, Known-ness of Songs web wise, Web radio Airplay, etc,.... and as well known by all of you,.. )
Kiss
Boston
Jim Croce
Moody Blues
CSNY / Neil Young
The Beach Boys
Alice Cooper
The Guess Who ( Very Possibly in the Top 20 )
Bob Dylan
The Byrds
Four Seasons
Sam Cooke
Frank Zappa
Arthur Lee and Love ( A Shark Personal Fave !)
The Count Five ( Awesome ! )
Iron Butterfly !!
Donna Summer
Janis Joplin
Supremes
Deep Purple
AC DC ( Much respect here for Bon Scott years )
The Animals / Eric Burdon / War, etc,..
The Monkees
UFO    !!
Allman Brothers Band  ( Of course - A Sharky Fave )
Roy Orbison  ( Great melodies here ) ( Note; I despise Travelin' Willburys )
Rony James Dio ! / Rainbow / Sabbath with Dio / Elf, etc,..               ( Mandatory #2 List here! )
BOC - Blue Oyster Cult !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simon and Garfunkel
Iron Maiden
Humble Pie / Marriot / Frampton, etc
The Jam
Soft Machine
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Obvious Bands that the American media Likes ( And other Great bands ) ,...But I Won't include ,... ( I Like various songs by these bands but over-all I feel they are not up to be part of any true "Greatness" lists for various reasons,... But my opinion and view here can certainly ebb and vary,... ( I greatly respect many in this List) : Note; I will not and never include any 1990's rock Post Sept 91' other than Nirvana ,..I will never honor or include media bands from the L.a. Times and Billboard and Music Connection and other media circles from crap like Pearl Jam to Clone Pimple Toilets, Creed, Green Day, Rage against, ,....or ANY Musical projects that involve Dave Grohl or Scott Weiland whatsoever ,...I will not ( Or never ) include any music from the 00's ( Maroon Five, Myspace years bands, Vampire Weekend, Matchbox 20, anything with names about going to Mars in 30 seconds or the Moon or the Black keys,... etc,.)

The Stooges / Iggy Pop
The Cure
Joy Division
Killing Joke
The Smiths
Black Flag
Badfinger !!!!
The Eagles
James Gang / Joe Walsh
Captain Beyond ( Brilliant,..but really only 3 albums ),...
The Grateful Dead
Jeff Beck ( For Truth Alone )
The Velvet Underground / Lou Reed
Nirvana
Elton John
Guns n Roses
Santana
Sex Pistols
Zebra
Dragonforce
AC DC
The Turtles
The Standells
The Nazz
Mc5
Aphrodite's Child
Armohgeddon / Keith Relf related, etc
Blind Faith
Eric Clapton
ZZ Top
Beau Brummels
Lynyrd Skynyrd ( They make Both Lists )
Mama and Papas
Spanky and Our Gang
Elvis               ( Second List too )
Elvis Costello
Duran Duran
Chicago
Sly and the Family Stone
The Ramones
The Cars
Devo
Weezer ( One band that defies my 1990's rules)
Vanilla Fudge
Moby Grape
The Clash
Aerosmith
Bad Company / Paul Rogers projects
Temptations
The Seeds
Pretty Things
Small Faces
Box Tops / Big Star/ Alex Chilton
Blue Cheer ( Under consideration for List #2 )
Captain Beefheart
The Dave Clark Five
Lovin' Spoonful
Steppenwolf
Spooky Tooth
CCR
The Isley brothers
The Troggs ( Should be in List #2 ) ( Awesome Project ! that Lasted ! )
Quick Silver Messenger Service
The Music Machine
Traffic
The Electric Prunes
The Association 
Blood Sweat and Tears ( Awesome - Should be in Top 20 All Time !,... Al Kooper Era too ! Should be moved to List #2 Soon,.. )
The Band
The Hollies
ONYX
Split Enz ( Amazing band here ! ) ( 'Almost wanna put them in List #2 )
The Rascals ( Maybe should be elevated here )
The Moving Sidewalks
Herman's Hermits
The Sonics
Love Sculpture / Dave Edmunds
Country Joe and the Fish
Ozzy Solo
Foreigner
Donovan
Scorpions
Todd Rundgren / Nazz / anything involved with Rundgren
United States Of America
D R Hooker
Sweet  ( Love is Like Oxygen, etc !!!!) ( Melodic !! )
Faces / Rod Stewert
BubblePuppy   ( Hot Smoke !!! )
The Glass Menagery  ( Fredrick Jordan ! )
Rupert's People 
Weird Al Yankovick
Kansas
Under the Sun  ( Chris Shryack !! Dude Sounds Like Ozzy !!)
Circle Jerks
Dead Kennedys
Ritchie Valens !!
Chuck Berry
Arlo Guthrie
The Grass Roots ( These guys were awesome )
Molly Hatchet
Grand Funk Railroad     ( Hell yeah !!)
Buddy Holly        ( Of Course ! )
The Seekers      ( Amazing Awesome ! )
The Searches
Chocolate Watch band
Strawberry Alarmclock !!   ( Oh Yeah indeed !)
Spencer Davis Group / Most Winwood
Faith No More
Living Color
Slayer
Guided By Voices !!!!!!!!
Pixies
Megadeth
The Remains    ( 2 of the best Songs ever ! )
The Knickerbockers   ( Also see description of Remains )
Hawkwind    ( Hurry On Sundown & More !)
Motorhead
Blues Magoos
The Ventures
The Kingsmen
Booker T and the Mg's
Fifth Dimension
Peter and Gordon
Chad and Jeremy
Smokey Robinson
Marvin Gaye
Dusty Springfield    ( You Don't have to say you Love me !)
Wishbone Ash
Roxy Music / Eno Related
Soft Machine / Robert Wyatt Related
King Crimson  ( Awesome Project ,..especially first albums ,..but too many band line up changes bogs them down )
Kraftwerk
Utopia ( Also see Nazz & Rundgren )
Asia
Joni Mitchell
Blondie
James Brown
Miles Davis
Nick Drake
Tim Buckley
XTC
T Rex
Buzzcocks
Gang of Four
Television ( For Marquee Moon's brilliance alone ( but others too ),... these guys were amazing !
Pat Benatar
Peter Gabriel
The Replacements
X
Husker Du
Roy Wood / The Move / Jeff Lynn / The Idle Race, etc,..
Ten Years After
The Classics Four ( Buncha Good Hits here ,...)
The Carpenters
Lovin' Spoonful ( Ofcourse !!)
The Darkness !!!!
Manfred Mann
Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Foghat
The Zombies !!!
Curtis Mayfield
Tommy James and the Shondells
Spirit ( Uncle Jack !! )
Flamin' Groovies
Them
Crazy World of Arthur Brown
America
Johnny Winter
Rick Derringer / McCoys
Rory Gallagher
Stray Cats
J. Geils Band

etc,...

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Honorable 4th Listers ( Not ready for Prime Time,....But awesome ! ):

The Holy Modal Rounders ( Bird Song Awesome )
Blotto
Bloomfield/Kooper/Stills
Big Jerks
Swa
The Records
The Groundhogs
Gary Burton  ( Vibrafinger ! )
Blinkers    ( Dreams Secondhand !!)
Lagwagon  ( Derrick Plourde On Drums !)
The Knaves  ( Your Stuff !! )
The Fogcutters
Gates of Eden    ( Too Much on my mind !)
The Foundations    ( Buttercup !)
Wire
Leonard Cohen
Faust
Can
Eloy
Steve Reich
Talking Heads
The Modern Lovers
Neu
Sonic Youth
The Feelies
Human League
Ub40 / English Beat / General Public / Dave Wakeling ( I don't like the Specials though ),..
The Flying Machine
Blodwyn Pig
Jackie DeShannon 
The Sunshine Company ( One Monster Good Song )
Warren Zevon
Johnny Rivers
Billy J Kramer and the Dakotas
Jerry and the Pacemakers
Country Joe and the Fish
Scrugg ( Wish I was Five !!!! )
Yesterdays Children
Hp Lovecraft ( The White Ship !!!!) { Heavily under consideration for List 3}
It's a beautiful Day ( White Bird !!)
Poco !!!!!
Toto !!
Squeeze
Pilot !!!
July
Sensational Saints ( How Great thou Art !!)
Damon
Fox ( Secondhand Love !!)
The Strangeloves !!
SeaTrain
The Buckinghams !!
Group 1850
Fairport Convention
Renaissance / Keith Relf Related / Armageddon
BTO
The Knack
The Nice !!   (Keith Emerson! was in this !)
The Human beinz !! ( Awesome )
The Left bank  ( Just a couple of hits I like )
Caravan
The Incredible String Band

etc,...

More Good Ones You can name,..
etc,...

Note; Of course all lists are incomplete and are updated and changed / altered by me constantly ,... ( Shut up Fucking Douchebag ,....of course I knew about the Greatness of Jefferson Airplane ),..

There are some Groups/Projects with one or two good songs ( Sonny and Cher) ,..but I don't qualify them for what-ever reason,..

And I recommend People Listen to Direct Tv 8 tracks ( Channel 840 ) to properly learn about real rock n' roll ,..

Of Course, I can't put Lists #2 and #3 in any kind of Order ,...

Notes; Canned Heat, Journey, Hall and Oates, New Order, Blink 182, Coldplay, and Foo Fighters will never make any Lists strictly )

If yer on both Lists 2 'and' 3,..it could mean there's something I like "and" Hate about it ,..or that it just didn't have enough output,..

Of course ,..there's Great stuff I've forgot or misplaced ,..it'l be added where appropriate soon ,..

Ordinarily, I hate all of these kindza' Lists but Fuck VH1 and MTV and all that ,... I won't Let them just propagandize and propagate "Their" Phony Lists,..

Disclaimer: You will notice there is NO Bruce Springsteen, The Police, or Phil Collins ( or Phil Collins Genesis Post Duke ), Joan Jett, Billy Idol, Sammy Hagar,.. etc ,... That's because,..These Artists are FUCKING GAY and Lame and they FUCKING SUCK ,.. and thus, they Don't get on my Lists ANYWHERE ! ( Though I might Like early songs by Bruce, some Police tracks, and something like 'Victim of Circumstance' by Joan Jett at moments ,..and Gen-X at times,.. BUT USUALLY, there are certain artists that I immediately hate upon instinct ( John Cougar Mellencamp comes rocketing to mind ),...

The Music of Billy Joel is entirely given it's own hated reserve area specially ( Which means that I hate him even worse than the average bands that I hate specially ),..( IN OTHER WORDS,...I Would go to a John Cougar Concert before I would Listen to a Billy Joel Song ! )

I hate Allen Parsons Project ,..yet I listen to them attentively ,...Go figure THAT !!

Jon Bon Jovi I hate even more than Billy Joel ,..I hate his Politics and EVERYTHING about him ! He is in a League with Like a douchebag like Kelsie Grammer,...

The band Dire Straights I detest at a Level like comparing our Sun to Rigel from Orien,...

I don't like the band Heart and those two fat chicks,... ( Though their 70's stuff is good ,... and really early Billie Joel showed Promise for certain !! )

I usually Like just about any music from the 70's or 60's ,.. as a rule ,.. unless its like the Archies,...

U2 : These are People and a Band that I deeply despise ,.... As much as I hate Dire Straights, Bruce Springsteen, and Billie Joel, U2 may just take the Cake as THE Most hated band by Clark the Shizz-ark Dog !! And Note here; I am not likely to like the type of People that would attend a U2 Concert ,...and it could result in a Fist Fight,.. and me being only 5'6,... I still might punch a U2 fan ,...

Fleetwood Mac - This is a band that Clark the Shark does not like ,...and the hatred is rather Deep here ,...

Rem is a band I respectfully don't Like,.. I won't talk a lotta' shit about them though ,..

There are many bands that I just won't comment on either way or discuss such as The Cult, Anthrax, White Snake, etc,..

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