Mittens the Rat Goes For Some Chinese Take-Out at Cosco in La Jolla.

A Lot of Bloggers are making it out to be such a big deal that Slick Willard the Massachusett's Rat has apparently decided to - at least temporarily - make here in San Diego his current cozy home with Wife Anne.

Willard's been spotted doing everythang from Pumping five dollar per gallon Obama-inflated Gas in La Jolla to shopping for Chinese Goods at the Local Cosco,..

Well,

I don't see anything really wrong with what Mitt is doing or how he is Living,..

Mitts' been a winner all his Life: As in, he's always had bundles of money and places to sleep ,..

It's just that he's a bit in shock right now these days as He painfully looks the other way in disbelief at his election loss ( Or theft by ) to Obama ,..

But the irony of Mitt buying a buncha fucking Chinese shit at Cosco doesn't escape me one bit,...

And Now I've been hit with some sad devastating new News !!

Mittens will soon be leaving us here !!

Awe,...

Bummer,..

It seems Willie the Rodent has taken some new job back East ,...

I guess he got bored quick doing nothing but relaxin' lately on the La Jolla Beach Sand or hangin' out at the Del Mar Race track area theaters,..

Yes,.. it's time for good ol' Mr. 1 % Mitt to get back to doing the things he loves,...

...ya know ,.. He's gotta get back to filchin' and screwin' those stupid tired and dumb "Little people" ,... ya know ,..that 47%  as Mittens would mumble it,..

And I don't blame Willard really,..

he's kinda right in a way ,..

There are a lotta Pot-headed uneducated dimwits out there to take advantage of and or make fun of and Mitt ain't gonna waste one bit of any time baby !!

he's gettin' right on down back to it ya' all,..

In no time at all, Mitt will turn his 250 Million Dollar Net Worth into 300 Million,..

Fuck,..

YOU KNOW HE WILL AND HE CAN !

INFACT,..

Mitt's Prolley bummed that he ain't a member of the Billionaire Boys n' Girls  Club right now,..

You Know : That place where only Oprah, Warren Buffett, and Donald the Douchebag dare to venture and reside !!

( Note Here : Most of Donald's Money is Credit Limbo - Donald 'has' no actual money of his own - We keep him Rich so he can be on TV and shit ,..think of him as one of the those Dope-bag musicians signed to some label like Whitney where Clive Davis really has all the Money ) ,...

Yeah - Good ol' Mittens

A Penny earned is a penny saved,..

And a new sucker is born every frickin' DAY !!

Mitt Knows these Golden Rules and it's the mechanics that Put him as "The Guy" to go up against Barack the Chicago Ninny ! ,..And it's also the nuts and bolts to What made HIM LOSE TOO !!

I HATE TO admit it ,... But Romney really was a stuffed shirt stiff who was the epitome of "Out of Touch",..

If ever there was one !!

That being said, he was the absolute best the Gop had to offer the table,..

And he almost Pulled it off and won !!

And,....If the guy had had Marco Rubio as his choice for Vp, He would have 'WON' this thang !!

Now,... that's how close we were to having our first ever Non-Christian president ,..

Now,.. That's Scary !!

Talk about the Illuminati Baby !!

We almost had something WORSE !!!

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NOTE; Please Don't ask me how I do it and how I write this fucking Good or where i get this shit from - I understand full well that I am in a League of my own and in a cut way beyond and above everybody or anybody else,..

Now be a Good American ,...

And Go back to Walmart or Target !!

Sucker !!


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Further and Final Note; Yeah yeah ,... blah blah ,..Obama Might be Muslim ,..which would have made Mitt the Second Non-Christian Prez ,... but whose counting !!?? Quit Splitting hairs !!