So Sorry !
My bad !
Donald the Douchebag really is all not that dumb and he 'did' the smart thang and Endorsed Romney yesterday ( Thurs) ,..and Not Cracker Newty the Jerk,...Like some of us thought ( Heard )... !
I guess the Donald didn't get to be a two bankruptcy billionaire mogul tycoon fer nuttin' honey !!
He knows what he's doin' !!
I,...Like a lotta' other schmucks ,..'was readin' shit I found online via the Lame-stream media yesterday ,..and I wrote this big ol' piece fer nuthin,,,
I guess,..
( But I'm gonna leave it up anyway cause' it's so gosh-darn good - Plus,..besides, Donalds a D-bag anyway ,..and he probably 'was' about to endorse Newt The Cracker-head ,...til the gods of so stupid whispered into his ears like ghosts that it ain't a great idea move - regardless of how shocking and brave and roguely bold it woulda appeared to have been post-Florida n all,..)
The Ghosts yelled at Donald; "Look damn it ,..Don't be stupid !! Newt Lost Florida ya Putz !!!!"
The Donald really 'was' all set to endorse Newty ( We speculate ) ,... But unlike the normal Donald,..he 'thought about' this one and decided that no calculations here were good here,..
Or necessary.
He's takin' the Safe route ,..
An' Like everyone else !!
He's goin' with Mitt the Massachusett's Rat !! Too !!
Like the Logical Person would do !!
Now,..
In supporting Slick Willard the Rat, ..I see that Donald does not wanna go out on a bad limb ,...and also ,.. He wants a Gop to Win !!
And our Left-Wing D-bag Media yesterday - who were hoping for a foolish Looking Donald - are pathetic !!
For nearly 15 Hours, the Whole World thought The Donald was backing The Newt !!
And it wouldn't have surprised me one bit !!
Donald is that dumb !!
No - he isn't !!
He's wise enough ,... And he's jumpin' on the Willard the Rat Train straight outta Boston !!
And who knows ??
Maybe the Donald thinx that the Willard will accept him an' take him on as the Vp soon somewhere down the road ??
Ya think ??
Nah,..We all know that's gonna be Marco Rubio !
It ain't gonna be Newt ,...
,..Or Sarah Palin,..
That's fer sure !!
Will the Donald get mad at The New England Rat someday ,..fer not choosing D-bag Donnie ???
I don't know,...
But all i know is this !!
We need a candidate - Somebody - ANYBODY ! - that can defeat Barack Hussein O'Soetoro ,...
And that man is Slick Willard the Massachusetts Used Car selling RAT !!!
GOOD MOVE DONALD !!
A WISE ONE !!
YOU PASSED THE SHARK TEST,...
YEAH ,...I KNOW - I KNOW,..
SLICK WILLIE ain't the Most Conservative dude in the game !!
Newt the Crack-head would be way better !!
So would Maxwell Smart ( Missed it by 'that much' in Iowa ) { Nahh,..he ended up barely winnin' it }....
We're stuck with Sick Willard the Rat,...
Even The Don knows it !!
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-Clark Hagins
Friday Night 9;51 Pm
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