The CEO Luxury Tax ,...By Vladimir Sharken

For Many years, I have lived and rolled with hearing much of "Clarks' full of shit,...he never knows what the hell he's talkin' about',..


And then ,...I'll see "The Greatest Weight Loss Pill in the World" and Seven Up with Vitamins in it ,..and Fox Red Eye's Greg Gutfeld Blurt out; "The Foo Fighters Suck,.... They sound Like Nickelback,..without the Hooks.."


And plenty of other shit too; Grunge rock becoming the rage,..etc,..etc,..


( I guess it does pay to "Steal obscure" if yer gonna steal ),..


And if there's one thang Clark The Shark is - it's damn OBSCURE ! and underground with a capital "U" !!


So here I go again ,... !!


( I know I know,..yer all out there screamin' - Don't Do it Sharkie !! )


THE CEO LUXURY TAX !!!


HEY,..IF THE NBA can do shit like this ??? Why Not we all !! ??


Shark thinks up good shit,..


Just go back in time at my main site TheGreenhouseEffectRocks.Com and check out what I wrote years ago about what I then called "Mandatory Healthcare" and when i said "Just think of it as 'Car Insurance' but for your Health !!


Anyway,....


What we'se Voters should Propositionize is this;


EVERY COMPANY THAT'S BIG HAS PROBABLY LIKE 8 OR 9 'BIG-WIG' CEO AND CFO TYPES WHO EACH PULL IN ZILLIONS OF DOLLARS WHILE ALL THE LITTLE CHECKERS AND BAGGERS USUALLY MAKE LIKE 8.00 $ AN HOUR


I THINK THIS IS PARTLY WHY all the "Occupy" People are in our streets right now ( They're a buncha Commie Scum Morons by the Way ),...


ANYWAY,..


HERE GOES !!!


IN THE EVENT OF A 'BIG COMPANY" THAT NETS OVER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF ZILLION$ DOUGH THAT WE THE VOTERS WILL DETERMINE AT THE POLLS ;


THE CEO'S at the Company will give up mandatorily %10 of their huge monster salaries and it will be "Distributed" to "all the Little 8.00 an hour workers equally" in an 'extra' Paycheck revenue sharing style ( Also See Some Unions ) ,....


So what will happen each Friday come Payday is this; The Little Workers will get their checks for 200 $ Per Week or whudeverr it is,..


And then there will be this other Little "Extra" check ,...from the Portion of the Ceo's !!!


Isn't that Great !!


It is a form of revenue sharing !!


FOR EVERYBODY


AND OVER THE YEARS,..I'M SURE WE'LL ALL TWEAK WITH IT ,..AND EVENTUALLY 'EVOLVE' AND PERFECT IT !!!!


I KNOW !! I KNOW !!


THE CEO'S ARE GONNA BE BUMMED AND CRY FOUL !! THEY'LL WHINE AND SAY IT'S UNFAIR ,...AND PLUS THEY'LL MOVE FAR AWAY TO CHINA AND JAPAN AND SHIT !!


As and there will be more than enough share of plenty of yahoos sayin' ; "That ain't ever Gonna work !!! That's NEVER GONNA WORK YA' ALL !!"


BUT THINK ABOUT IT - THIS SHARKIE IDEA IS A WIN WIN FOR EVERYBODY !! FOR US ALL !!


THE CEO'S ALL GET TO STAY RICH AND GREEDY AND HAPPY Fat Fuckers up in their Ivory Towers,...


AND INSTEAD OF MAKING JUST 8.00 $ AN HOUR - ALL THE LITTLE WORKERS WILL SUDDENLY BE MAKING 13.00 $ AN HOUR OR MORE !!!!!


Why they may even be able to afford ,.....Gasp,..... Health Ins-ur-ance ?? Oh My !!


YIPPIE !!!!!


MICHAEL MOORE MIGHT WANNA SUCK MY FUCKING COCK FOR THIS ONE !!


AND DO A DOCUMENTARY ON ME !!


CLARK THE EVER-LOVIN' SHARK FROM BAM MAGAZINE STRIKES AGAIN WITH A'NOTHER WORK OF PURE GENIUS !!


YEAH YEAH ,..I KNOW ,..I KNOW,..


UNIONS ( THOSE GREEDY FUCKERS) WILL HATE MY GUTS FOR THIS !


AND People will say; "Hey Shark,...What about hard work ,...What about working yer way to the top America Style Boy ???"


And I'll just say ;  "Awe fuck you Motherfucker !! ,...All the Liberals do is elevate other Liberals anyway ,..whether they gotta' college Degree or not,... And the Conservs at Fox News pretty much have their own version of the same thang,..


AND,.... They Just hire some Cute chick they wanna Fuck over everybody else anyway so what the Fuck !!"


THE CEO LUXURY TAX - AIN'T IT BRILLIANT ,..


YOU'LL START HEARIN' ABOUT THIS ON RED EYE OR O'REILLY  


IN ABOUT 6 TO 8 MONTHS ( It takes that Long to catch up with a Shark ),..


By Vladamir Q. Sharken


Wednesday Night Oct. 26 - into 27, 2011


NOTES; HERE,....I'LL Imitate all of you here early to start it out; THAT'L NEVER WORK SHARK - YER' FULL OF SHIT ..,... AND PLUS ,..YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YER' TALKING ABOUT !!!"


I LOVE SOLUTIONS AND SORRY - But 'Some People ( Actually Many of us ,..and maybe Me included ) Aren't smart enough or have the Passionate 'Work Ethic" of a Herman Cain or Pro Athlete ,..to make it to the Top with the Big Boys ,...Forget the fact that if yer 5 foot six in Life,..Yer fuckin' Done !!


hey,...THEY'RE TRYIN' TO KEEP THE LITTLE PEOPLE LITTLE Forever in General,... AND THESE CORPORATIONS OFTEN 'DONATE' TONS OF MONEY TO CHARITIES ANYWAY SO HERE I'M SAYING; DONATE IT TO THE FRICKIN' WORKERS !!!!


For CHRISSAKES !!!


Further Notes; Think of all the California Companies alone that would have to "Participate" in the New Edmund G. Sharkie Brown Plan; TARGET, WALMART, STATER BROTHERS, RALPHS, VONS, ALBERTSONS, MCDonalds !!!, Starbucks, Burger King, Maybe Frys Electronics, OFFICE DEPO, STAPLES, CHEVRON, MOBIL, SHELL, ROSS DRESS FOR LESS, COSCO !!!


MY GOD - IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL !!


I CAN SEE IT NOW


PEOPLE WILL BE LINING UP AND STRANGLING EACH OTHER TO GET THAT 35.00 $ AN HOUR JOB AT BEST BUY !!!


IT WILL BE JUST LIKE LAOS AND CAMBODIA !!


THEY'LL BE KILLING ANY AND EVERYONE WITH GLASSES !!


PEOPLE WILL BE SABOTAGING AND TRIPPING EACH OTHER TO 'GET THEIR FRIENDS' THE JOB


THEY'LL BE Killing anyone with "Ambition" to "Stop" them !!


People will be dropping their medical Denk Marijuana Joints to 'get in Line' to work at Stater Brothers for 54.00 $ Bucks an hour ,..AND THAT'S JUST TO START !!!


MY GOD IT WILL BE,....


AMAZING,...


( Yeah yeah ,..Inflation'l go up ,..whut the fuck ,..)


I know it's got some bugs ,...