Do Catholics / Christians Believe in Ghosts, UFO's, ,,,??......YES !!!!

Alot Of People Believe (Ofcourse Quite Falsely) that We Catholics Don't Believe in Ghosts "Or" UFO'S...

??????

WTF ???

Ofcourse We believe in Ghosts "And " UFO'S TOO !!

DAMN IT !!

Why are alotta' you'se Douchebag people like so stupid n stuff ???

And what makes so many so-called "Born Again" Protestant People like such INCREDIBLE experts when they say mean things like "Catholics are just like Mormons - They Don't Worshop Jesus....They Worshop Mary !!" (Note; ...And they better keep sayin' that if they want the weasels to keepa' flockin' on over t' them - if ya know whudda i mean Dickens .... huh ??)

Well,..

You Protestant types folks who say this shit ,..are like real evil little ghouls ,..and there is like this big part of me that hopes you Like burn and rot in hell,...

... But I'll pray for you,...

TO MARY !!! THAT IS !!!

We Catholics Don't pray to or Worshop Mary (Infact we ask Her - to Pray for "us"...I mean , She is Up there in Heaven after all with all those saints and Jesus and that God guy...But nowhere does it say that We think Shes' God or better than Jesus ....SHE ISN'T GOD YA CREEPS  ...Geez ! !!). It is a sin to do such a thang (Pray "to" Her).... Yes,..Just Like Our cousins - The Mormons,... WE PRAY TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST instead YOU MORON !! (Actually sorry ,...I'm not quite sure who or what the Mormons pray to out thar in Utah ,... Apparently, they may think that Christ is like some self-help guru or somethin' like that,...or maybe ya gotta take that one up with Mitt Romney or Harry Reid ..I donno...I'm not much of a' expert on The Book Of Mormon ... (Mormons are quite nice People though - right or wrong....for better or worse....No way has one ever vibed me !))

We also Worshop only THE HOLY GHOST !! AND THIS OTHER DUDE NAMED 'GOD' ,...UH,...the Father !! Ya Got that !! ??

Alotta Protestant faiths (Actually, I should say ALL OF THEM) are simply "Businesses" that MAKE MONEY ,... GET IT ??? !!

ALOTTA Protestant "Religions" are Mom n Pop types of thangs that often "Pop up" ,..uh ..just about A-N-Y-WHERE ...GET IT ??

THEY'RE THESE DUDES OFTEN ...who carry a Bible in one hand as they drive a brand new Ford Explorer or Range Rover with da' other and ask their "flocks" for "tithings" ,...er some shit like dat'' ,...uh but ya' all already know dat !!

( Uh.... Thats HOW THEY BOUGHT THE FORD EXPLORER YA DOUCHE !!)

NOW,...I CLARK THE Shark from G.e. am pretty sure that it says in the Bible thangs like "Do NOT MAKE MONEY OFF THE LORD YOU DILL-HOLE !!!"

BUT ofcourse,....Nahhhhh

'THIS' Doesn't matter to protestants 'n all that...

Mormons n all... too incidentally ....


Yeah.......

FOR THEY'RE GONNA MAKE CASH ANY OL' WAY THAT THEY CAN

YA GOT IT ????

NOW....

I've often recited 'this' next thang I'm gonna tell ya here ,..to uh ...Many peoples....

In the past I have said;

"If I was some alien from a UFO ,...AND I CAME down here to Earth and wanted to learn about Jesus, ..I'd be like ,..well ,..Which religion came first ?? Who wuz it ?? Wuz it da Mormons ?? Was it the Babtists !! Was it the Pento-costals ?? Was it Horizon er' Hope Chapel ?? Was it the Presbytarians ?? Was it the Anglicans ?? Was it the Evangelicals ?? OH BY THE WAY ,...WAS IT THE COPTICS OR THE GREEK er' Eastern orthodoxes ?? How about the LUTHERANS TOO ??????

Nahhh,....

It wasn't 'ANY' A' THEM,...

WHY,....INDEED ,...it was those Catholic Buffoons ,... !! THEY CAME FIRST YA' ALL !!!


DIN'T THEY ??

AN' ...fffFER LIKE 1000 YEARS TOO !! YA SCHMUCKS !! (NO....The Eastern Orthos Didn't Come first Schmuck-Fuck  !!) ....

(Note; In 1054 came the first "schism" ...The So-Called "Orthodox" churches broke away ....but even 'they' keep virtually all things "Catholic",...i.e. Holy Communion, Respect to Mary, Belief in purgatory,..etc....oh uh even con-fes-sion too....)

As we all know,..

Many of the Genius Protestants DON'T !!

(THEY'RE too busy reading the Re-written and Redone "King James" Bible,... ya know ,..the One from England where the King wanted a divorce n' all...)

ANYWAY; I JUST PROVED IT TO ALL OF YOU !!

GHOSTS "AND' UFOS !!!

NOW,...

GET OUTTDDA HERE

YOU'SE KNUCKLEHEADS !!!


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Note; And If I was the UFO Alien wantin' to learn about Mohammed and Islam, Jews, Hindu, or ANYTHANG ELSE THEN DITTO !!!!!


Further Note; The King James bible cuts outta lotta stuff that they Don't like,.....but then, Everybody always says its just a "Language" difference translation issue er' some crap like dat -- YEAH RITE !!