HEY TRUMP !! YA WANNA WIN THIS THANG OR NOT ?? DROP TED CRUZ A MONEY BAG RIGHT NOW NEAR THE X ON THE POLE !!

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  Hey Donald the Dummy !!

Dude,..  

Do you gotta' fuckin' Clue ?? 

Ya wanna end this race right now On March 20, 2016 ,...then do what you know ya got's ta !!

Do what you've been secretly doing for like the Last ten months already behind the scenes !! 

DROP OFF TED CRUZ HIS MONEY BAG ALREADY !! YA NUTCASE !!  


,..DUH ,.... !!


C'MON DON ,.. 

WE ALL WANNA START IN ON HILLARY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ,... ALL OF US OUT HERE ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, AND FACEBOOK ,..WE ARE READY TO GO HERE,..WITH CRUSHING AND DESTROYING THE WITCH FROM LITTLE ROCK ,..WE GOT THE GOODS ON HER ,..WE'RE GOOD TO GO !! TIMES A' WASTIN' !!...

BUT THERE'S A HITCH ,...  

Ya see,..

YEAH ,... A PROBLEM IF YOU WILL ,..  

A monkey wrench stuck in the armor ,...

WE GOT THIS Crazy TED CRUZ GUY ,...AN' HE WON'T GET OUT AND GO THE FUCK AWAY !!

Yeah Yeah Blah blah,..he has a chance to Win just as much as you ,....SURE HE DOES ! SURE,..

It's time to think creatively and constructively Donald ! 

YA GOTTA DO WHAT YER GOOD AT DONNY THE DUMMY .....AND GET THIS GUY THE BAG OF GOODS THAT HE'S BEEN AFTER FROM YOU ALL ALONG,..

Ya thinks maybe ???????

Plus,..there's always THAT BONUS maybe to come too ....ya know ,.... An Endorsement from Teddy the Snake !!

I MEAN C'MON DON,... YOU'VE GREASED OFF O'REILLY, HANNITY, JERALDO, ANDERSON COOPER, ETC,..   

And yer about to hit all the Ladies at the View, The Talk, RHOA ,...etc,..etc,..

YOU'VE BEEN DROPPIN' BAGS OF CASH EVERYWHERE ALL ACROSS THIS COUNTRY FOR EV-ER-Y-BODY,..

BUT YA FORGOT TED CRUZ MY FRIEND !!

And he's getting pretty sore here ,... he feels neglected !! 

AND HE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT CHAP !!

YOU GOTTA GREASE THAT WHEEL ,..AND THEN, IT'S OFF TO CLEVELAND AND #TRUMP2016 BABY !!  

MITT AND The Gop elites and higher Ups gang will be firmly EATING SHIT THEN !!

.... Just have a magical bag of currency suddenly appear out of some airplane in Ted's backyard Pool ,..waterproof of course ,.... NO ONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN IT IN ANY WAY OR KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM ,...IT JUST DROPPED IN !!

OH WHAT ???

Yer tellin' me that yer a "Self financed" and "Honest" Campaign ??

BULLSHIT YOU ARE !!

C'MON DONALD THE DIMWIT !!

QUIT BEING TIGHT WITH THE DINERO !! 

WE ALL KNOW THAT THIS RACE WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER LONG AGO AT IOWA AND NEW HAMPSHIRE HAD YOU BOTHERED TO SPEND A DIME NOW N' THEN !!

NOW,..

TAKE THE HINT FROM CLARK THE SHARK FROM G.E. 

PAY OFF TED CRUZ AND MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR !!

THE SOONER WE ALL GET GOING WITH HILLARY AND HER FITS OF COUGHING AND DOGGY BARKING - THE BETTER !!

-Clark the Everlovin' Shark

BAM MAGAZINE

EDITOR IN CHEF ,...

PS: YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GIVE MARCO THAT BAG THE OTHER DAY AFTER HE DROPPED OUT ,... BUT THAT WAS NICE ANYWAY ,..

AND I DOUBT THAT MARCO WILL BE GIVING IT TO THE WOUNDED WARRIORS OR ANYTHING ELSE,...

HIM AND THE WIFE ARE HEADED FOR THE POCANO'S OR THE CAYMAN'S ! 

OH AND WHILE YER AT IT ,..DONNY ,..

Remember the ol' Shark and all my Twitter and Facebook work ,..

I could use a kick back too ,..

I know I am just some unknown guy in the shadows ,...but I don't think all this Trump Momentum would be here today ,... without ME !

REMEMBER,..

I 'WAS' PROBABLY THE ORIGINAL TRUMP Hype  'EARLY BIRD' on Social Media ,...and you have never Looked back ! 

AWE ,..I CAN JUST SEE IT THIS THURSDAY : FOX NEWS ALERT - TED CRUZ SUDDENLY AND UNEXPECTEDLY DROPS OUT - AND IT WAS FOR "THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY" ( Soundin' Just like Tricky Dick circa 60' )  ,...AND OH by the way ,... he's endorsing the Donald too ??

!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEE HOW DEMOCRACY WORKS !!   

C'Mon Donny the dim-bulb ,..it's not like ya don't got the money !!