HEY TRUMP !! YA WANNA WIN THIS THANG OR NOT ?? DROP TED CRUZ A MONEY BAG RIGHT NOW NEAR THE X ON THE POLE !!

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  Hey Donald the Dummy !!

Dude,..  

Do you gotta' fuckin' Clue ?? 

Ya wanna end this race right now On March 20, 2016 ,...then do what you know ya got's ta !!

Do what you've been secretly doing for like the Last ten months already behind the scenes !! 

DROP OFF TED CRUZ HIS MONEY BAG ALREADY !! YA NUTCASE !!  


,..DUH ,.... !!


C'MON DON ,.. 

WE ALL WANNA START IN ON HILLARY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ,... ALL OF US OUT HERE ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, AND FACEBOOK ,..WE ARE READY TO GO HERE,..WITH CRUSHING AND DESTROYING THE WITCH FROM LITTLE ROCK ,..WE GOT THE GOODS ON HER ,..WE'RE GOOD TO GO !! TIMES A' WASTIN' !!...

BUT THERE'S A HITCH ,...  

Ya see,..

YEAH ,... A PROBLEM IF YOU WILL ,..  

A monkey wrench stuck in the armor ,...

WE GOT THIS Crazy TED CRUZ GUY ,...AN' HE WON'T GET OUT AND GO THE FUCK AWAY !!

Yeah Yeah Blah blah,..he has a chance to Win just as much as you ,....SURE HE DOES ! SURE,..

It's time to think creatively and constructively Donald ! 

YA GOTTA DO WHAT YER GOOD AT DONNY THE DUMMY .....AND GET THIS GUY THE BAG OF GOODS THAT HE'S BEEN AFTER FROM YOU ALL ALONG,..

Ya thinks maybe ???????

Plus,..there's always THAT BONUS maybe to come too ....ya know ,.... An Endorsement from Teddy the Snake !!

I MEAN C'MON DON,... YOU'VE GREASED OFF O'REILLY, HANNITY, JERALDO, ANDERSON COOPER, ETC,..   

And yer about to hit all the Ladies at the View, The Talk, RHOA ,...etc,..etc,..

YOU'VE BEEN DROPPIN' BAGS OF CASH EVERYWHERE ALL ACROSS THIS COUNTRY FOR EV-ER-Y-BODY,..

BUT YA FORGOT TED CRUZ MY FRIEND !!

And he's getting pretty sore here ,... he feels neglected !! 

AND HE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT CHAP !!

YOU GOTTA GREASE THAT WHEEL ,..AND THEN, IT'S OFF TO CLEVELAND AND #TRUMP2016 BABY !!  

MITT AND The Gop elites and higher Ups gang will be firmly EATING SHIT THEN !!

.... Just have a magical bag of currency suddenly appear out of some airplane in Ted's backyard Pool ,..waterproof of course ,.... NO ONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN IT IN ANY WAY OR KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM ,...IT JUST DROPPED IN !!

OH WHAT ???

Yer tellin' me that yer a "Self financed" and "Honest" Campaign ??

BULLSHIT YOU ARE !!

C'MON DONALD THE DIMWIT !!

QUIT BEING TIGHT WITH THE DINERO !! 

WE ALL KNOW THAT THIS RACE WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER LONG AGO AT IOWA AND NEW HAMPSHIRE HAD YOU BOTHERED TO SPEND A DIME NOW N' THEN !!

NOW,..

TAKE THE HINT FROM CLARK THE SHARK FROM G.E. 

PAY OFF TED CRUZ AND MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR !!

THE SOONER WE ALL GET GOING WITH HILLARY AND HER FITS OF COUGHING AND DOGGY BARKING - THE BETTER !!

-Clark the Everlovin' Shark

BAM MAGAZINE

EDITOR IN CHEF ,...

PS: YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GIVE MARCO THAT BAG THE OTHER DAY AFTER HE DROPPED OUT ,... BUT THAT WAS NICE ANYWAY ,..

AND I DOUBT THAT MARCO WILL BE GIVING IT TO THE WOUNDED WARRIORS OR ANYTHING ELSE,...

HIM AND THE WIFE ARE HEADED FOR THE POCANO'S OR THE CAYMAN'S ! 

OH AND WHILE YER AT IT ,..DONNY ,..

Remember the ol' Shark and all my Twitter and Facebook work ,..

I could use a kick back too ,..

I know I am just some unknown guy in the shadows ,...but I don't think all this Trump Momentum would be here today ,... without ME !

REMEMBER,..

I 'WAS' PROBABLY THE ORIGINAL TRUMP Hype  'EARLY BIRD' on Social Media ,...and you have never Looked back ! 

AWE ,..I CAN JUST SEE IT THIS THURSDAY : FOX NEWS ALERT - TED CRUZ SUDDENLY AND UNEXPECTEDLY DROPS OUT - AND IT WAS FOR "THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY" ( Soundin' Just like Tricky Dick circa 60' )  ,...AND OH by the way ,... he's endorsing the Donald too ??

!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEE HOW DEMOCRACY WORKS !!   

C'Mon Donny the dim-bulb ,..it's not like ya don't got the money !!

Muslim Terrorists Bomb Boston - And with Our Weak President and his Apathetic Weak Voters too ,... I'm very worried ,...

Barack Obama is a Weak President,..

And his voters are Wendy-Show-Watching RHOA Types who ain't the brightest - or strongest - bulbs on the Proverbial Christmas Tree ,..

Oh sure,.. We all always hear how Liberal and Democrat type people are so 'educated' n all ,..

So enlightened and cultured,..

Sure they are !!

We always hear about how those Oklahoma and Texas backwoods knuckle-dragger types are just too boorish , brutish, and mean ,..and how we shouldn't elect them anymore,..

We should just pull the voting lever for Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer type Politicians,..

Colluders and appeasers,..

Gay-Friendly and Green-thinking "Progress-i-v-ists" ,...

Madonna For Attorney General !!!!!!!!!!

Ya know ,... We should be more "Open-minded" and Vote for Perez Hilton for Senator and No-Joy Beyhar for Governor ,..

And maybe Kathy Griffin for Congress,..

Or how about one of the Judds ??

Ya see how great they always turn out to be,..

Just Look at that Genius Al Franken that the Dimwits in Minnesota Elected,..

Nahh - In the Shark's humble opinion here,.. I'd rather elect Clint Eastwood ( Not the Creepy one from today but the guy from the Dirty Harry era Long ago circa 70's ) ,.. or maybe Chuck Norris !!

Electing weak Liberals ( Like Obama ) is a Green Light signal to Bad guys around the world that America really is a buncha Douchebags,..

Who can't defend themselves,..

And you can sit there and whine all you want about how Obama got Osama ,..and maybe he did ,..and maybe that's the real only reason that the jerk was re-elected ,..but I say the way America is now is very wimpy ,..and the way we now are ,..is an invite to terror - NOT A DETERRENT  ,..and from terrorists all over the world,.. and ,..who 'immigrate' here oh so humbly,.. and meekly ,..

Terrorists are attracted to weakness ,...

Not strength ,..

And hear me completely out;

Weak politicians ( Like Obama ) come with all this other horrible baggage too ,..

Democrat / Socialist / Appeaser types are government growers. They worry about dumb things,..

They waste money on stupidity ,..

They rack up massive debt,..

They rack up massive spending,..

They throw stupid parades ,..

Hiking up the Welfare State,...

They are busy looking one way when BAM !!

The bad guys strike from the other direction !!

Having Democrats in power will eventually result in more bad stuff like this I think,..

Not less,..

And I highly doubt this would have happened at all with President Romney or President McCain or The Post-911-Bush,.. 

But it's definitely gonna happen with a clown like Douchebag Obama !

North Korea would not be nearly as aggressive if some Republican was in there now,..

Neither would China, Russia, or other Muslim Morons ,..or any of that ,..

We made a mistake when we re-elected President dufus ,...

And Boston paid the price !

If those Russian Jerk offs or what-ever-they are/were,.. bombed us with Romney there, there would be hell to pay,..

If they bombed Boston with Bush in the White House,..they know that would be a very unwise move,..

But with Obama there,... He is gonna have to sit and 'study it for a while' ,..before he decides what to do next ,...

Barry O will turn this into a "Law Enforcement" issue ( Lol ),..

,...or maybe we all can sit around and argue some more about 'weapons of mass-destruction' and all that crap !! 

And the Code-Pink creeps can march around ( Yeah - Like they really care about our troops or anything,..) { Nahh,...these cowards won't when Obama is in there - They will for Bush though ,.. }...

Yeah - Go fucking argue with Larry King and Oprah some more you fucking American Moron !!

I'll keep pulling the lever for the guy with the "R" next to his name ,..

Think about it next time Dipshit !!

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By the Way ,..in other news, Jobless claims rocketed back up again for the fourth month in a row since Hawaii Barry got in for four again ,..

( Disclaimer Note: Romney is a weak Schmuck too ,...but he's way better than the Grief Goon we have now ,..) 

FINAL NOTE; ARNOLD SURE TURNED OUT TO BE A FUCKING JERK NOW DIDN'T HE ??,....

Final Note Part Deux :

Weakness and Toughness are way two different thangs !! Democrat Types are Good Street Fighters who can maybe beat you up and punch you out but they are weak-minded thinkers ,..who create a bigger WORSE SITUATION ,...By being idiots in the beginning ! IN THE FIRST PLACE - GET IT ?? !