TED CRUZ NEEDS TO DROP OUT OF THIS RACE RIGHT NOW,.... AND THE BRASS AT THE GOP CAN GO FUCK ITSELF !!

You people out there like the "Language Of the Street" ,...

And that's EXACTLY what you get right here at the Wacko ! 

And My Language to Ted Cruz right now is : "Hey Ted,... Dumb Ass ,... you NEED TO KNOCK THIS CRAP OFF RIGHT NOW ,.... AND DROP THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RACE TODAY ,...And support Donald the Dummy ! ,...Ya Schmuck ! "

Now,..

Ted Cruz has officially become one of those Delusional weirdo types at this point,.. 

HE'S NOW CERTIFIABLY GONE "FULL RETARD" MODE !!

( And EVERYBODY KNOWS ,.....You never come back from that ) ,.. 

There is no way that he can get to 1237 ,..all he is now trying to do is prevent Trump from getting there,..

THAT'S TWISTED !!

That's like even worse than a fucking Manchurian Candidate !!  

Clearly now,.. Ted Cruz is working and winking with the Gop Top Brass somewhere,..

WHICH IS WEIRD ! Cruz ain't exactly a fan of the Estab ,... and they don't like him either ,..

And this is all the kind of shit that is WAY WAY BENEATH TED CRUZ ,.... A GUY WHO ONCE HAD CLASS,..

,.. NOT ANYMORE !!

HEY TED !! THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN !! THE PEOPLE 'ARE' SPEAKING !! THE VOTERS !! AND THEY DON'T WANT YOU TED !!

YOU CAN'T WIN NOW WITH THE VOTES OF THE PEOPLE TED !!

SO WHAT IS YOUR BODY LANGUAGE SAYING HERE ??

That you are bound and determined now to win on funky procedural "rules' and twisty quirks ??  

That sounds like the kinda shit some Democrat Like Hillary or Al Gore would try to do !  

Or maybe a creep like Lyndsey Graham ,..

You have way more stature than that Mr. Ted !! 

Way too much good passion ,.. for that kinda nonsense ,..

And whats with the Gop Top Brass ,... YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING PATHETIC !!

THE VOTERS WANT TRUMP !!

THE GUY IS WAY AHEAD !!

GET WITH THE PROGRAM !!

YA KNUCKLEHEADS ! 

Did you check the results in New York last night ,..they looked A LOT LIKE FLORIDA'S !! TRUMP WINS IN THE BIG POPULATION AREAS !! 

GET IT ???

YEAH ,..WE KNOW TRUMP AIN'T "Rightwing" ,..We also know that the Dude is heavily flawed and ain't perfect !!  

HE MIGHT NOT EVEN BE A REPUBLICAN ,... BUT 'THATS' THE WHOLE POINT !!

So what if the guy is a Financial idiot with 4 BK's and the banks keep shoveling him phony money ANYWAY - DOESN'T that just sound like A LOT OF US ??

THE GUY SHITS ON A JET !!

THE GUY IS A RENEGADE !! 

BUT DO YOU ASSHOLES REALLY WANT HILLARY CLINTON TO WIN THIS BADLY ???

THAT YOU GUYS ( AND CRUZ - AND KASICH TOO  WOULD work this hard to try and damage Trump ?? ( and you are succeeding too )

This whole Anti-Trump drama is making all conservatives of the right look bad AND REALLY REALLY DUMB HERE !  ,... We could very well Lose because of what you guys are doing ,..

People out there are laughing at the Gop who could have had this thang Won and Long ago ,..if they just would have celebrated Trump back in December !!

DON'T YOU THINK ANDERSON COOPER KNOWS THAT YOU MORONS !!

What you guys are doing now is only succeeding to make it so HILLARY CAN WIN !!

THINK ABOUT IT - YOU IDIOTS !!

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Notes: HEY GOP BACKROOMS LEADERS ,... WE DON'T CARE IF HILLARY 'CAN' MAYBE BEAT DONALD TRUMP - WE KNOW THERE ARE PLENTY OF MORONS OUT THERE WHO WILL KNEE JERK VOTE FOR HER !!  THAT ISN'T THE POINT ANYMORE !! 

WE 'KNOW' FOR A MATHEMATICAL FACT THAT FOR SURE:

A: HILLARY CAN AND WILL BEAT CRUZ
B: HILLARY CAN AND WILL BEAT KASICH 
C: THE ONLY ONE OF THESE REPUBS THAT 'COULD HAVE' MAYBE BEAT HILLARY WAS MARCO RUBIO ,..AND HE IS GONE NOW 

D: JEB WOULDN'T HAVE BEAT HILLARY

WE WERE GOING TO LOSE TO HILLARY WITH ANY OF YOU GENERIC 'PUBS !!

SO WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY SOMETHING WEIRD AND TRICKY AND RUN TRUMP !! HE MAY JUST GET A FEW WALMART MORONS OUT THERE TO REGISTER AND COME IN AND VOTE !! PLUS THE GUY HAS A BILLION BUCKS ( THAT WE SEE HE NEVER SPENDS ) ,....

THE GUY IS REALLY THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN BEAT HILLARY ,..

GET IT ?? 

AND HEY TED - THERE'S A VP GIG HERE JUST WAITIN' FOR YA with yer name stamped already on it  ,..YA FRICKIN' NUTCASE  !!

HEY TRUMP !! YA WANNA WIN THIS THANG OR NOT ?? DROP TED CRUZ A MONEY BAG RIGHT NOW NEAR THE X ON THE POLE !!

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  Hey Donald the Dummy !!

Dude,..  

Do you gotta' fuckin' Clue ?? 

Ya wanna end this race right now On March 20, 2016 ,...then do what you know ya got's ta !!

Do what you've been secretly doing for like the Last ten months already behind the scenes !! 

DROP OFF TED CRUZ HIS MONEY BAG ALREADY !! YA NUTCASE !!  


,..DUH ,.... !!


C'MON DON ,.. 

WE ALL WANNA START IN ON HILLARY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ,... ALL OF US OUT HERE ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, AND FACEBOOK ,..WE ARE READY TO GO HERE,..WITH CRUSHING AND DESTROYING THE WITCH FROM LITTLE ROCK ,..WE GOT THE GOODS ON HER ,..WE'RE GOOD TO GO !! TIMES A' WASTIN' !!...

BUT THERE'S A HITCH ,...  

Ya see,..

YEAH ,... A PROBLEM IF YOU WILL ,..  

A monkey wrench stuck in the armor ,...

WE GOT THIS Crazy TED CRUZ GUY ,...AN' HE WON'T GET OUT AND GO THE FUCK AWAY !!

Yeah Yeah Blah blah,..he has a chance to Win just as much as you ,....SURE HE DOES ! SURE,..

It's time to think creatively and constructively Donald ! 

YA GOTTA DO WHAT YER GOOD AT DONNY THE DUMMY .....AND GET THIS GUY THE BAG OF GOODS THAT HE'S BEEN AFTER FROM YOU ALL ALONG,..

Ya thinks maybe ???????

Plus,..there's always THAT BONUS maybe to come too ....ya know ,.... An Endorsement from Teddy the Snake !!

I MEAN C'MON DON,... YOU'VE GREASED OFF O'REILLY, HANNITY, JERALDO, ANDERSON COOPER, ETC,..   

And yer about to hit all the Ladies at the View, The Talk, RHOA ,...etc,..etc,..

YOU'VE BEEN DROPPIN' BAGS OF CASH EVERYWHERE ALL ACROSS THIS COUNTRY FOR EV-ER-Y-BODY,..

BUT YA FORGOT TED CRUZ MY FRIEND !!

And he's getting pretty sore here ,... he feels neglected !! 

AND HE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT CHAP !!

YOU GOTTA GREASE THAT WHEEL ,..AND THEN, IT'S OFF TO CLEVELAND AND #TRUMP2016 BABY !!  

MITT AND The Gop elites and higher Ups gang will be firmly EATING SHIT THEN !!

.... Just have a magical bag of currency suddenly appear out of some airplane in Ted's backyard Pool ,..waterproof of course ,.... NO ONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN IT IN ANY WAY OR KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM ,...IT JUST DROPPED IN !!

OH WHAT ???

Yer tellin' me that yer a "Self financed" and "Honest" Campaign ??

BULLSHIT YOU ARE !!

C'MON DONALD THE DIMWIT !!

QUIT BEING TIGHT WITH THE DINERO !! 

WE ALL KNOW THAT THIS RACE WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER LONG AGO AT IOWA AND NEW HAMPSHIRE HAD YOU BOTHERED TO SPEND A DIME NOW N' THEN !!

NOW,..

TAKE THE HINT FROM CLARK THE SHARK FROM G.E. 

PAY OFF TED CRUZ AND MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR !!

THE SOONER WE ALL GET GOING WITH HILLARY AND HER FITS OF COUGHING AND DOGGY BARKING - THE BETTER !!

-Clark the Everlovin' Shark

BAM MAGAZINE

EDITOR IN CHEF ,...

PS: YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GIVE MARCO THAT BAG THE OTHER DAY AFTER HE DROPPED OUT ,... BUT THAT WAS NICE ANYWAY ,..

AND I DOUBT THAT MARCO WILL BE GIVING IT TO THE WOUNDED WARRIORS OR ANYTHING ELSE,...

HIM AND THE WIFE ARE HEADED FOR THE POCANO'S OR THE CAYMAN'S ! 

OH AND WHILE YER AT IT ,..DONNY ,..

Remember the ol' Shark and all my Twitter and Facebook work ,..

I could use a kick back too ,..

I know I am just some unknown guy in the shadows ,...but I don't think all this Trump Momentum would be here today ,... without ME !

REMEMBER,..

I 'WAS' PROBABLY THE ORIGINAL TRUMP Hype  'EARLY BIRD' on Social Media ,...and you have never Looked back ! 

AWE ,..I CAN JUST SEE IT THIS THURSDAY : FOX NEWS ALERT - TED CRUZ SUDDENLY AND UNEXPECTEDLY DROPS OUT - AND IT WAS FOR "THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY" ( Soundin' Just like Tricky Dick circa 60' )  ,...AND OH by the way ,... he's endorsing the Donald too ??

!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEE HOW DEMOCRACY WORKS !!   

C'Mon Donny the dim-bulb ,..it's not like ya don't got the money !!