HEY MARCO RUBIO - GET SMART NOW AND ENDORSE TRUMP !!

Marco Rubio finally decided to Call it Quits today,..

His fate : Mercilessly ,..

Torturous ,..

Slow,..

But now it's over,..

He Lost to Donald the Dumb-shit in his own home state of Fla by like 20 %,.. 

No ,..it wasn't even fuckin' Close buster !!

And long ago,..

He shoulda' known better,.. 

...than to go up against Donald The Dimwit ,..and his Ten Billion phony bank controlled bucks ,.. 

Ya see ,..Donald The Dumb-ass is unstoppable ,..

Unbeatable if you will,..

And little Marco probably really knew this all along,.. 

But like a lotta' Dip-shits do today ,..

Marco the Munchkin lied to himself ,..

And like many ,..he tried to deny the Trumpster,..

Now,..

With Trump,..

it's obvious that we're not electing our friend ,..or nice guy cousin ,.. 

We are electing a "Persona" ,.. 

One that supposedly portrays toughness, wealth, sturdy ,..firm ,..whatever,..

We all really know deep inside that Donny the Dummy is none of that,.. 

This guy is as weak and liberal and gooey in the middle and Left and waffly as it gets,..

Rubio knows that,..

But little Marco now needs to get wise.,,, 

Just like Uncle Ben the nice quiet chap,..

Just like that pathetic Fat Pig from Jersey ,..

He needs to man up and get on the microphone,..

And Endorse bank owned Donald McDonald ,.. 

Look Marco,..

Check the math,..

Repub enthusiasm is way up right now ,..

Democrat Voting is down by 400,000 plus ,..while Gop people are up by like a Zillion,.. to a Gillian ,..

If you play yer everlovin' cards right ,..

In 2016,..

Ya just might end up Trump's VP !!

Oh you don't believe me Marco !! ?? 

Well check this arithmatic here !!

The Gop needs Florida to win against Hill the ol' Thrill ,..in 2016,..

That means they're gonna need you Marco The Moron ,.. !!!!

So don't be a doofus ,... 

Don't bad mouth Trump right now ,..

Just cause' ya Lost ,..and now today ,..you dropped out ,.. your only smart move in like the last trillion years ,..

SUPPORT THE DONALD ,... AND WORM YER PATHETIC BACKDOOR WAY INTO THE WHITE HOUSE 2016,... 

IT JUST MIGHT GET YA THERE FOR REAL IN 2024 !!

-CLARK THE EVERLOVIN' SHARK

EDITOR IN CHEF,.. 

BAM MAGAZINE ,...  

March 15, 2016

Super Tuesday 2 or Super-Duper Tues ,..what-everr ya calls it ,..