I SEE TRUMP MAKES THE OCCASIONAL MISTAKES ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL ,.... THEY ARE RARE ,..BUT REALLY BAD WHEN THEY HAPPEN ,..

I sit here writing, promoting and defending Donald The Dimwit ,..

And I am amazed at how few blunders he has occur ,..

Donald can at times be a brilliant cookie ,..He can even shift my head with his wisdom at times,..

Him and his team can out think Wayne Gretzky or Einstein ,...

But he can also be pretty fucking stupid here n' there,..

And we cross our fingers and hope and pray that he doesn't accidentally do this with the red telephone and nuclear buttons someday ,.. 

Trump skipped that Debate right before Iowa ,..due to that Faux News Asshole named Megyn Kelly ,..

That was not one of Trump's Grandest designs ,.. 

He damn near Lost the whole fucking election to the likes of Ted Cruz ( and others ) ,..when he did that ,.. 

For,..

Had he gone to Iowa ,. ...

This race likely would have been over and fast ,..right at New Hampshire,..

Trummy The Dummy would have ran the proverbial frickin' table Jack !!  

Even the Cruzster was gushing that back then ,... Trump gave him a fresh open door !! One that was not there !! ,..before !!

Now,.. Trump has made another costly unforced error ,..

There was plenty of buzz in the air lately that he was gonna debate the Bern ,..and at a Massive Stadium ,... and Trump now has BLOWN IT !! 

Again !!!

TRUMP OWNS THIS ONE !!

HE HAD A GLORIOUS CHANCE TO MAKE HILLARY LOOK SMALL AND IRRELEVANT AND HE LET IT SLIP AWAY ??

AND IN LIFE,... YOU DON'T GET MOMENTUM CHANCES LIKE THAT AGAIN MAYBE !!

THIS DEBATE WOULD HAVE MADE HILLARY LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT !!

People - and in the media too - would have been mumbling that she is ready to maybe drop out soon ,.. Oh ,..that would have been fuckin' KILLER SHIT !! 

IT WOULD HAVE KILLED 2 BIRDS WITH ONE STONE !! 

FOR,..

IF IT EVER COMES DOWN TO TRUMP VS. BERNIE ,... WE ALL KNOW TRUMP WOULD CRUSH THAT,..

VOTERS - IN GENERAL - AREN'T GONNA VOTE FOR AN AGING 75 YEAR OLD SOCIALIST ,..CERTAINLY NOT AGAINST A VIBRANT DUDE LIKE TRUMPSTER !!

TRUMP BLEW IT !! 

AND THIS IS THE OBVIOUS GLARING KINDA SHIT THAT WORRIES AND BOTHERS ME ABOUT TRUMP,..

SOMETIMES THE GUY JUST CAN'T SEE THE PLAIN LIGHT ,..

Too often this nutcase can't see the forest through the trees ,.. 

OH I KNOW WHAT TRUMP AND HIS ADVISERS ARE THINKING ,..

THERE'S A VIEW AND THEORY THAT TRUMP DOESN'T WANNA MARGINALIZE HIMSELF ,... SINKING TO THE SILLY LEVEL OF BERNIE ,..THAT MIGHT PLAY RIGHT INTO HILLARY'S HANDS ,..

Yeah right !! Sure,..


AND OF COURSE ,..WHAT 'IF' TRUMP WERE TO 'LOSE' TO BERNIE ,... AND FEEL THE PROVERBIAL BERN ??

TRUMP IS SOMEWHERE RIGHT NOW THINKING 'THAT' MIGHT BE THE DISASTER,..THAT FINALLY DOES HIM IN ,..

NONSENSE !!

BULLSHIT ,..

TRUMP HAD A CHANCE TO MAN UP HERE AND HE BLEW IT AGAIN ,.. THE GUY DOES GET FRAZZLED AT TIME I SEE,..

MARCO RUBIO HAS HAD TRUMP TURNING RED AND SQUIRMING against the ropes ,..WE ALL SAW THAT AT THE DEBATES,.. and we saw it a LOT !!

AND NOW HE IS DENYING THE BERN ???

TRUMP IS CERTAINLY NOT THE COMPLETE UNBEATABLE INVINCIBLE MASTER THAT HE CLAIMS HE IS ALWAYS ,..AND THAT WE PLAINLY SEE MOST OF THE TIME,..   

TRUMP HAS TO REMEMBER THAT HE MADE MINCE MEAT OF THAT GOP FIELD AT THE DEBATES,..

HE CRUSHED SOME GOOD PEOPLE FROM TED CRUZ TO BEN CARSON TO RAND PAUL AND BEYOND,..

TRUMP HAD A POPULAIST WAY AGAINST THOSE REPUB STIFFS ,..AND HE COULD DO IT AGAINST THE BERN TOO ,..AND OH WHAT A SPECTACLE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ,..IN SOME 100,000 SEAT STADIUM ,..TO HAVE WATCHED THE TRUMPSTER DISPATCH BERNIE THE SCHMUCK !! 

MAYBE TRUMP THOUGHT ABOUT IT ,..AND MAYBE TRUMP is "afraid" of feeling the Bern ,..

???

He sees what the Bern is doing to Hillary ,..and he wants no part of it himself !!

Well ,... I don't think it's that,..

I just think at Times Trump is stupid ,..and he displays poor judgement here n' there ,..especially in fast quick decisions ,... he ain't good at those !!

HAD HE GONE ALL IN WITH BERNIE ,... IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN THE END FOR HILLARY ,....

IF HE REALLY WANTS TO BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT ,... HE SHOULD PLAINLY SEE SHIT LIKE THAT !! 

DUH !!!

HOW MUCH DID DONALD TRUMP PAY TED CRUZ TO DROP OUT OF RACE ,.... BECAUSE THAT CAME IN THE NICK OF TIME,..NOW TRUMP "IS" CRUSHING HILLARY IN POLLS,...

I thought that Ted Cruz hanging around so long was slowly dooming Trump,..

AND IT WAS ,...

Kasich wasn't helping any either,..

But then suddenly, Trump Won Indiana ,..and this race was quickly Over ,...and with a Fast Capital "O" !! 

A sniveling Cruz abruptly bowed out ,..

And then so too did Johnny from Ohio ,..

then the speculation began ,...

Who is Gonna be Trump's VP ??
What kind of champagne is Trump ( and massive parties ) ,.. gonna be guzzling after Hillary gets smacked hard in November ?? 
Is Trump really gonna work to stamp out Same Sex Marriage and build a wall and deport people ?? 
Is Trump gonna give immigration powers to individual states,..??
Is Trump Gonna suddenly come out of some phone booth as Pro Choice ( again ) and that Liberal guy from the Apprentice Days ,... right the day after 70 Million Voters shove him into 1600 ???

But wait ,...

Something is wrong here !!

Cruz could have still stayed in this race ,..he had many chances to keep the Trumpster from 1237 ,... He could have beat Trump out in California with the Latino Vote,.. ( and other ),..

Yet the so stubborn Cruzster bolted ?? 

As did Cleveland John ,...

why ???

Did these two clowns run out of their money ??

Were they getting too stressed out seeing that this is pointless and hopeless ,..?? 

Fruitless ???

Me thinks not ,..

Me thinks Trumpster bought off Cruz ,... he doubled whatever Glen Beck, the Koch Brothers, Mitt, and or other Gop filth were paying him ,..

And Cruz took it !!

I bet Trump gave Ted 5 million bucks ,..

That's what I think !!

And 'THATS' really why Cruz is now Gone !!

Oh ,..

Ted the Schmed will be back soon ,..

Cozying up with Trump the Chump ,.. 

Despite all the crap Trump said about Cruz' wife n' such ,... etc,.. 

Ted has a VP gig awaiting ,... or a Supreme Court one ,..and Ted ain't stupid ,.. he sees now that the voters want the Trumpster,..

Even if 'HE' Doesn't !! 

I have a serious feeling that any day now ,..we are all about to see Trump and Cruz standing together at a microphone stand and smiling ,..

Their previous games all a rouse ,.. 

I think Ted Cruz will make a fine Vp pick for Trump,...

I just think Marco Rubio would have been better,...

But Trump has already made up his mind and so too have the Voters: They want Trump and Cruz !! 

I just think that this impending pick WILL NOT get the kinds of Hispanic Voters that Trump wanted AND NEEDS ,..

MARCO RUBIO might have done that ,..

MARCO RUBIO 'WOULD HAVE' DONE THAT ,...

His personal life story so amazing ,... even 'if' the guy really is just a prick ,... and a real jerk !!

I AM CERTAIN that Trump paid off and bought off the likes of Rubio too long ago ,..plus Perry , Walker,..( early on ) ,...and yes of course The Crispy Cream dude from Jersey too as well ...!! 

Yes,..it would have been nice to win Miami-Dade and Broward,.... it would have been cool to grab West Palm Beach ,...

Those might not happen now ,..

But Trump is opening up such big nice leads ( in certain Polls ) ,..on Hillary Now ,... this thing is already well on it's way to being already over ,..

We just need a keen eye on all the Democrat Voter fraud out there,.. 

of which we know there IS MUCH !!

,..and 

Lets just cross our fingers and hope Hillary doesn't get Bernie as VP ,...

OR MAYBE HOPE THAT SHE 'DOES' ,.. and IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN !!

'CAUSE I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS AT THIS POINT,..

HILLARY IS DOWN BY 5 AT RASMUSSEN MAY 2016 ,....

MAYBE TRUMP SEES THAT HE DOESN'T NEED RUBIO ,...

ANYMORE ,.....

,..

but I say...

YOU 'DO' NEED MARCO DONALD !!

BETTER THINK TWICE !! 

AN OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP : YOU MUST SELECT RUBIO AS YOUR VP - NO OTHER OPTIONS.

Hello Donald Trump! 

From Clark The Shark At G.e. ,... "Everlovin" Editor in chef here at One Bam Magazine !!

MR TRUMP !!

You MUST Select Marco Rubio as your VP,..

Kasich would be good ,..at least for Ohio ,..but he's not gonna move any Hispanic needles beyond there,..

Marco Rubio WILL !!

YEAH YEAH ,.. WE KNOW WE KNOW ,..WE HATE RUBIO ,..He is a RINO GOP Estab-Darling ,..a friend to Jeb and MORE !!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ALL THAT TECHNICAL SHIT ,..

LITTLE NARCO-MARCO IS THE MAN !!

MARCO IS A FEISTY LITTLE PIT BULL ,...

HE MANNED UP TO YOU DONALD ,..AND AT MORE THAN JUST A FEW OF THE DEBATES,..

MARCO was way more convincing than Ted the Lion ,...

I Like Lyin' Ted though ,...he might be good ,..but for some reason ,.... Marco the Maniac just seems way better,..

Mean little Marco can bare his nasty fangs ,..and he loves to sink them in where ever and when ever ,...HE'S ALWAYS READY FOR ANY FIGHT !!

YOU RARELY SEE MARCO BACK DOWN ,..

Just like any MMA Psycho ,.., Marco can pin just about anyone and make them submit ,..

Don't knock him though ,..just because he finally met his match and couldn't handle Donald Trumpster the Dumpster,...

Few men can take down The Teflon Don,..

But Marco really tried ,..and he damn near succeeded !! 

Marco seems tough enough and he has both Tea Party and Rino credentials galore ,..  

He's a solid typical Politician ,.. and his talking points are always well organized and READY TO GO !!

LATINOS LIKE MARCO TOO ,..HE WILL CLEAN UP THE VOTER FRAUD DEBACLES of Miami-Dade, Broward, and West Palm Beach areas ,... and he will deliver them to Donny the Dummy indeed ! 

It's actually a shame that Marco isn't our choice for Prez and Donny the dimwit should BE the VP ,..

BUT OH WELL ,..

WE GOT DON ,..THE FOUR BK GENIUS RUNNING OUR SHOW NOW,..

AND THE STUCK UP CREEPS DEEP IN THE BRASS OF THE GOP AIN'T HAPPY

WELL FUCK THEM,..

THEY CAN EAT SHIT !!

DONALD KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING,..

UH,..I GUESS,...

AT LEAST THE VOTERS THINK SO ,..

ANYWAY ,... Back to Kasich and Ohio ,..this guy is just a lil' bit "TOO" Rino ,.. he seems too genuine ,..and in that bad way ,..

And Lyin' Teddy just seems too friendly and meek ,.. his attack really goes impotent quick ,..

New Mexico's Suzanna Martinez seems interesting ,.. She's kinda tough and sturdy ,... an even more Earthy Sarah Palinesque type ,..but with even more bite back !

but Marco just has the edge ,... he grabs you much more than Ben Carson ,..although Ben might be OK ,..

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump has ALREADY made up his mind and has picked Ben ,...

Maybe Trump has tabbed Christie in his mind long ago  ,..thinking he can quickly pick off two Blue States fast on Wolf Blitzers election day map ,..this November ,..and maybe just maybe Trump CAN DO THAT,..

OR MAYBE NOT ,...

GET MARCO DONNY !!!

YOU WON'T REGRET IT !! 

Happy Cinco Dinero '!!!


-Clark The Shark
May 5, 2016


Notes;

1: I don't mean to creep you out Don, hypnotizing you like this is the Manchurian Candidate,...BUT DO AS I SAY !! 

2: MARCO Will be a Good guy to have there 8 Years from now Donny !! Much better than when Bush tabbed that creep Cheney ,.. ( That was genius ,.. )

3: DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS ROMNEY THE RETARD !! FROM 2012 ,..When he grabbed that jerk named Ryan from the Badger State,.. when he could have easily won it ,..{ Even being Mormon and all },...

4: Marco also possesses a sensitive and gentle side that shows up now and then ,.... I'm not saying he is all that woman-friendly ,...but in that department,... he probably easily beats out Cruz, Kasich, etc,..

PRINCE DIES !! WOW - WHAT DID CLARK THE EVERLOVIN' SHARK - EDITOR IN CHEF FROM BAM MAGAZINE - THINK OF THE MIGHTY PRINCE !

Prince died Last week ,..and I have been thinkin' about what to write about the diminutive Purple One for the past seven days or so as I clean swimming pools and eat my junk food and watch Hockey play offs ,...  

,... it's been confusing ,..and kinda tough ,..

So I better get moving here ,..

Sadly ,..... It really hasn't been that huge of a deal to me for whatever reasons  ,..as it apparently has been to others ,..musician , fan , journalists, etc ,.  ... or otherwise ,.. 

But I am sure that there are some people out there who wonder : "What Does Clark the Redondo Beach Mighty Shark from G.e.... think about all this Prince stuff,.. ??"

Well ,...

Me and Prince have tons in common ,..

2 short mega-talented guys ,...One got discovered long ago and one didn't ,..

Both have a 'lotta "Cred" ,.. both have a 'lotta fans ,..

Both are interesting and people wanna talk about them,...

But honestly ,..

Prince was an amazing guitarist, drummer, keyboardist, all around musician genius , etc ,....much like Clark the Shark from G.e. ,... 

But did Prince really write tons of awesome songs ,..like me ??

I just don't know ,...

My jury debates this ,...in my brain ,..

When I think of Prince,... I immediately think of the song "1999" ,... I like that one !! ,..but the rest of his stuff,..I'm not so sure,.. "Let's Go Crazy" is solid too ,... and others ,.. 

but ,... The Prince Top Ten - in a general sense - doesn't really grab and throw me all that much ,..

Prince tried very hard to fit in with that 1980's "Pop" feel and of course probably pressured by his label  ,..and much of his material just ends up sounding to me like a cross pollination collision between Huey Lewis and the News, Bryan Adams, Billy Idol, and Parliament with some Rick James with some Madonna ,.. a weird confusing mesh of black and white Pop appeal ,... and I don't really like it tremendously  ,..it's not my thing today ,..and it wasn't way back then either,..

Is Prince comparable with David Bowie ?? Like so many are now running with ??

Fuck No !!

And it insults me and I really don't like the vibe when people try to go there,... that shows a mighty lack of rock n roll knowledge,.. that I won't waste time to debate with ,..

And I don't wanna labor going into ALL that right now ,... ,.. that's like all these Liberal loser writers comparing 90's rockers to John Lennon and all that crap B.S,..

NONSENSE !!

Prince did evolve as he went ,..and he would get some things better ,... but some things I thought got much worse too ,..

Some good news is Much of his material could get pretty intricate and technical ,... no doubt about it ! That's the interesting stuff I like !  

But,..

I thought that Prince often tried way too hard to reach a "White" audience at times,.. and later on,..he seemed to go a little more black ,... which was just as confusing ,..at least to me,..

He seemed to Lose his "Prince" thing as he went ,..while only slightly gaining new angles of it ,.. 

What I always did like about Prince was that he would collide styles and he seemed to form his very own Hyper-Original "category" and thing ,... sorta like what Sharky does,... and that is highly interesting and I Mega-Respect that and with a Capital R !! 

PRINCE TOTALLY HAD HIS OWN BOX CHECKED !!

He was Numero Uno in the uniqueness but YET famous game ,... that not many others could possibly do ,..

But that can be both good and bad,..

Serious critics - and who have lived an interesting life of being ignored and misunderstood and hated  - may not always like that,..

Although some maybe will ,..

I ,..for one,..can dig it ,..

and I feel it is important to impress the persecuted and isolated ones,... 

Iggy Pop, David Bowie, and Lou Reed could easily all do this ,...it's tough to do ,... I'm not sure if Prince is convincing to the lonely guy meter needle ,...

Elvis Costello and many others tried to do it ,.. but came up short and kinda failed ,.. with their success too ,..

Weezer are funny ,.... but really miss the mark ,..

For a short man ,... Prince comes off as kinda a "winner",..

He's not nerdy enough ,..

And we short losers,... We root for short Losers,... CERTAINLY NOT WINNERS !! OF ANY STRIPE ,... unless they pass all the Litmus tests,... 

Short guys rarely win life's lotteries ,... We rarely get laid when young before marriage unless we pay for it ,.. We have few friends ,.. We go to church and worship Jesus - and at the back of the church and usually standing ,.,.. We gotta lotta "uncool" shit in our armor,...We get laughed at and untrusted typically ,. and usually at best ,..  ,...We often know what real persecution is and we smart ones know who the real Brown Shirt goons are ,..so we often Vote Right over Left,.. and we ain't afraid to claim it and or write about it cousin !! 

We'll often take Trump or Michael Savage over Terry McAuliffe any day ! 

THAT'S WHAT MAKES US THE FUCKIN' COOLEST OF THE COOL DADDIO !!

We got our tin foil hats on tight ,...

We're real independents ,... real individuals ,.. rarely followers or cookie cutter copy cats,..

We don't take any marching orders,.. and we ain't popular at Starbucks ,.. or elsewhere either,..

We ain't out to impress the girls here,..

We know that's hopeless and pointless,..

So it's hard for me to get into the genius ,..that was Prince,..

He seemed to try to get along and go with the flow too much,.. though he was pretty rad,..

I like the stories of how he was picked on and persecuted,...bothered,.. as a little kid ,..that's good ingredients there !!

But Prince seemed to be this "Tall Man' in a short man's body ,..he overcame stuff ,... and he got found ,..maybe miraculously ,..by the big time ,..which led to support, acclaim, and that kind of stuff that a South Bay Torrance Sharky will never comprehend or understand ,..

I'll never really get that ,.. maybe not even when I'm dead and gone too ,.. and what will it matter anyway ,... ??

Maybe God wanted Prince to be there,..

And Maybe God never intended for Sharky to ever get anywhere,..

Perhaps we will all never know ,..

What I worry about with the Purple One though ,..is his Soul ,...

Where did he go 'after' he left us all ,..for that other side ??

I pray for Prince !!!

I hope the Good Lord understands him ,..

Warts and ALL !!

Imperfections !!

Prince hurt his legs over the years and had to walk with a cane in recent times,.. and yeah,..he was prolley' on Mega-Pain Meds ,..and always !! Nowadays ! 

He would ride his bicycle around his town apparently for exercise ,..and to go to his local Walgreens,. ,..

And sadly ,... Prince died all alone in an elevator ,... no current wife ,..no kids,.. ( He really tried to have them in his days ),.. a super genius ,..but a small man's fate,..

I throw out a thumbs up to You Prince ,..where-ever you ARE !! You were one of those visionary little guys ,..but who had a big brain ,... and I heard of the countless stories of all the people you helped or tried to help ,... even trying to help homeless people find job training n' such ,.. THAT'S A TALL MAN ,..IF EVER THERE WAS ONE !!!

Rip !! My friend !

- CLARK THAT EVERLOVIN' SHARK ,..EDITOR IN CHEF

BAM MAGAZINE !!

APRIL 29, 2016

I JUST TURNED 51 WEDNESDAY ,...I'M READY FOR 51 MORE !!  


Notes: Prince at his best ,... gets to about comparably with Bowie's "Let's Dance" era ,... I'm sorry but that's just how I see it and i calls em' as I sees em' ,...

Is Prince up there with The Who , The Beatles, The Kinks , etc,... NO WAY JOSE !!

,..But who knows ?? Over time,.. I may just spend some educational hours "Learning" more about the Purple One and his gifts ,... as I always hope too ,..is out there going on with others somewhere ,..for me as well  ,..

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TED CRUZ NEEDS TO DROP OUT OF THIS RACE RIGHT NOW,.... AND THE BRASS AT THE GOP CAN GO FUCK ITSELF !!

You people out there like the "Language Of the Street" ,...

And that's EXACTLY what you get right here at the Wacko ! 

And My Language to Ted Cruz right now is : "Hey Ted,... Dumb Ass ,... you NEED TO KNOCK THIS CRAP OFF RIGHT NOW ,.... AND DROP THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RACE TODAY ,...And support Donald the Dummy ! ,...Ya Schmuck ! "

Now,..

Ted Cruz has officially become one of those Delusional weirdo types at this point,.. 

HE'S NOW CERTIFIABLY GONE "FULL RETARD" MODE !!

( And EVERYBODY KNOWS ,.....You never come back from that ) ,.. 

There is no way that he can get to 1237 ,..all he is now trying to do is prevent Trump from getting there,..

THAT'S TWISTED !!

That's like even worse than a fucking Manchurian Candidate !!  

Clearly now,.. Ted Cruz is working and winking with the Gop Top Brass somewhere,..

WHICH IS WEIRD ! Cruz ain't exactly a fan of the Estab ,... and they don't like him either ,..

And this is all the kind of shit that is WAY WAY BENEATH TED CRUZ ,.... A GUY WHO ONCE HAD CLASS,..

,.. NOT ANYMORE !!

HEY TED !! THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN !! THE PEOPLE 'ARE' SPEAKING !! THE VOTERS !! AND THEY DON'T WANT YOU TED !!

YOU CAN'T WIN NOW WITH THE VOTES OF THE PEOPLE TED !!

SO WHAT IS YOUR BODY LANGUAGE SAYING HERE ??

That you are bound and determined now to win on funky procedural "rules' and twisty quirks ??  

That sounds like the kinda shit some Democrat Like Hillary or Al Gore would try to do !  

Or maybe a creep like Lyndsey Graham ,..

You have way more stature than that Mr. Ted !! 

Way too much good passion ,.. for that kinda nonsense ,..

And whats with the Gop Top Brass ,... YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING PATHETIC !!

THE VOTERS WANT TRUMP !!

THE GUY IS WAY AHEAD !!

GET WITH THE PROGRAM !!

YA KNUCKLEHEADS ! 

Did you check the results in New York last night ,..they looked A LOT LIKE FLORIDA'S !! TRUMP WINS IN THE BIG POPULATION AREAS !! 

GET IT ???

YEAH ,..WE KNOW TRUMP AIN'T "Rightwing" ,..We also know that the Dude is heavily flawed and ain't perfect !!  

HE MIGHT NOT EVEN BE A REPUBLICAN ,... BUT 'THATS' THE WHOLE POINT !!

So what if the guy is a Financial idiot with 4 BK's and the banks keep shoveling him phony money ANYWAY - DOESN'T that just sound like A LOT OF US ??

THE GUY SHITS ON A JET !!

THE GUY IS A RENEGADE !! 

BUT DO YOU ASSHOLES REALLY WANT HILLARY CLINTON TO WIN THIS BADLY ???

THAT YOU GUYS ( AND CRUZ - AND KASICH TOO  WOULD work this hard to try and damage Trump ?? ( and you are succeeding too )

This whole Anti-Trump drama is making all conservatives of the right look bad AND REALLY REALLY DUMB HERE !  ,... We could very well Lose because of what you guys are doing ,..

People out there are laughing at the Gop who could have had this thang Won and Long ago ,..if they just would have celebrated Trump back in December !!

DON'T YOU THINK ANDERSON COOPER KNOWS THAT YOU MORONS !!

What you guys are doing now is only succeeding to make it so HILLARY CAN WIN !!

THINK ABOUT IT - YOU IDIOTS !!

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Notes: HEY GOP BACKROOMS LEADERS ,... WE DON'T CARE IF HILLARY 'CAN' MAYBE BEAT DONALD TRUMP - WE KNOW THERE ARE PLENTY OF MORONS OUT THERE WHO WILL KNEE JERK VOTE FOR HER !!  THAT ISN'T THE POINT ANYMORE !! 

WE 'KNOW' FOR A MATHEMATICAL FACT THAT FOR SURE:

A: HILLARY CAN AND WILL BEAT CRUZ
B: HILLARY CAN AND WILL BEAT KASICH 
C: THE ONLY ONE OF THESE REPUBS THAT 'COULD HAVE' MAYBE BEAT HILLARY WAS MARCO RUBIO ,..AND HE IS GONE NOW 

D: JEB WOULDN'T HAVE BEAT HILLARY

WE WERE GOING TO LOSE TO HILLARY WITH ANY OF YOU GENERIC 'PUBS !!

SO WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY SOMETHING WEIRD AND TRICKY AND RUN TRUMP !! HE MAY JUST GET A FEW WALMART MORONS OUT THERE TO REGISTER AND COME IN AND VOTE !! PLUS THE GUY HAS A BILLION BUCKS ( THAT WE SEE HE NEVER SPENDS ) ,....

THE GUY IS REALLY THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN BEAT HILLARY ,..

GET IT ?? 

AND HEY TED - THERE'S A VP GIG HERE JUST WAITIN' FOR YA with yer name stamped already on it  ,..YA FRICKIN' NUTCASE  !!

Who Will DONALD TRUMP Pick someday as his VP ??

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Donald Trump has nothing won yet,..

He has about 500 delegates to go ,.. Before we can even blab ,..

but lets just say for now ,..that Trump knew what he was doing ,.. Let's say that he won last night in Wisconsin instead of getting blown out by Cruz,..

Let's say he manned up to Megyn way back then in Feb and took Iowa ,..and with some authority over Cruz ,..

Let's say he dipped into his wallet more recently and forgot about the "Saving it for Hillary" crap,..

Let's just say he hired better people around him ,..and knew more about certain counties, trends, and maps better,..

LET'S SAY THIS RACE WAS NOW OVER - AND AS IT SHOULD BE !!

Well ,..let's play fantasy ,..WE CAN BLAB NOW ,..

HAD TRUMP WIPED CRUZ out last night in the Badger state,..had the Gop powers-that-be not thrown all their money, propaganda, polls, and YES ,.. MORE dinero of course at the Cruzster  ,..

Then right now today - April 6 ,... Trump would be talking VP today ,..

I think we know the Top contenders ,..

Dr. Ben Carson ,... I STILL DON'T LIKE THIS sleepy dude ,..yes,..he might move the black vote needle a little ,..but probably not nearly enough ,... and anyway ,..the guy is way too tedious ,..I don't wanna go into it ,..But if Trump picks him,..I wouldn't be surprised ,..it seems like a good idea at this time ,..

Fat Jersey Pig ,... Now, this guy looks likely to me for some reason ,... he's a wishy washy Rino 'pub ( Like the real Trump ) ,..he goes back n' forth on many issues like Abortion and guns , etc,.. He's from Jersey which will look nice on a Blue State Red state map on election day when it turns red for Trump along with Trump's New York of course,... I kinda have doubts Trump will select this heffer though ,..,...could be potential heart related VP ready issues here,.. n' such ,... still - wouldn't surprise me one bit ,... if he gets the nod,..

Sarah Palin: This would be a disaster and Trump likely won't do it ,..it's a mistake that was done before ,... it didn't work then ,..and shouldn't now either,..

Ted Cruz : This choice seems high on anybody's list ,.. He is Hispanic and should move that needle well ,..however,..he is from Texas which is a place the GOP doesn't need on the map ,... the current fighting between him and the Trumpster lately has been brutal and all might not be easily forgiven and forgotten ,.. still,..this seems very likely ,..he is an outsider ,..like they perceive Trump ,.. he is a Tea Party darling ,..and right now, he is the only dude near Trump in delegates,.. this is one of the highly likely picks ,..

Marco Rubio : Probably the only GOP guy who can make the Voter Fraud havens of Miami-Dade and Broward Counties , Palm beach,..etc,.. competitive ,.. He is a Rino guy that the establishment loves ,...Believe me ,..Don't be shocked if this is the pick !! it is very plausible ,... however,..Trump doesn't like the guy ,..and this is problematic ,..Trump doesn't understand maps and how important Florida is ,... Trump would probably pick Kasich over this Fla chap ,.. Rubio is nasty though ( Like Trump ) ,..this guy has been known to attack and even nearly punch people ,..Marco is a bristly amigo ,..and he has Trump's respect ,..but not Trump's love or even like ,..and certainly not Trump's reverement or regard,... hopefully though ,..Trump will see beyond all this ,..and see the mountains through the forest on this one ,...  and yeah ,..I also think Marco moves the Hispanic needle way better than Cruz ever would ,...  

Mia Love from Utah ,.... like Stacey Dash ,..she is a dainty feminine Black gal ,... Liberals will try to attack her ,..as they have done with Dash ,.. but Mia seems way too sweet and innocent ,..yeah ,..she can get feisty ,..if she has to ,.. and she can move the Black and Women's Vote a bit ,..but maybe not much different from Ben Carson ,..she would be OK but I doubt Trump will go here ,.. I just do ,..

Jeb Bush : You think this sounds crazy ,..but this wouldn't shock me one bit ,... Trump needs to cozy up to the Estab eventually ,... and this might be that Olive branch ,..I personally wouldn't wanna see this but don't faint if it happens ,... it's that Florida thang again too ,..THE MAP,..and the map dictates !!  

Scott Walker : I say this is a long shot ,..it doesn't move any maps ,..it's about like when Romney picked Ryan ,..pointless ,..too nice of a guy also ,..sorta like a shrill voiced Cruz in a way ,..seems a little phony of a bloke too ,...Trump won't do this ,.. the guy hates Trump anyway ,..

Scott Brown ,..ain't gonna happen ,..also see Walker,...

Paul Ryan : See SNL's Bush 41 "Not gunna du-it"

Carli Fioina : uh uh ,...........

Rick Perry : The "Ooops" guy ,... You think this sounds silly huh ?? ,..but don't be freaked out if it happens ,..Trump likes tall strong people ,..and Trump respects Texas ,.. The Issues: He used to be an Al Gore Dem and that Ooops thang still looms big on Youtube,...

Kasich : For some reason,..this wouldn't floor me ,.. Trump needs Ohio and Kasich is a classic estab darling ,..Just Like a Jeb Pick , this could happen ,.. would be bad for the Hispanic and woman needle moving thangs ,..but maybe WOULD just get Ohio ,...the Problem ,...Winning Ohio doesn't guarantee anything today in the Blue State / Red State map ,...Gop could still "Lose" 2016 theoretically ,..even "With" Ohio ,.... ( they could win this and Lose Fla ) ,....{ for example } ,....   

JIM WEBB FROM VIRGINIA - THIS MIGHT SEEM A STUNNER BUT we shouldn't be too shell shocked ,... The Gop wants Va and it's becoming a tough state for 'Pubs ,... plus the cross pollination of Gop and Dem mix is inevitable and Trump just seems like the guy to do it ,.... He's a former Gop ( and some think still current in the closet ) ,... this pick might just shake us all ,..like an Earthquake too ,...

MITT ROMNEY ??? YEAH - So Don't laugh too loud ,..it could happen ,... he can get the estab interested in Trump and he has tons of money laying around that he 'will' spend ( Unlike Trump ) ,... Mitt knows maps ,..and Mitt knows counties too ,..it's just too bad he picked Paul over Marco in 2012 ,..that showed his bonehead brain side a bit ,..TOO MUCH !! 

Nikki Haley : Don't even be surprised here ,..She is kinda wimpy though ,..and Trump wants something tougher ,...   

Herman Cain : This wouldn't phase me one bit ,... he's a tough, smart business guy ,..( a smarter one than Trump and his 4 BK's ) ,... Cain is clever and angry and highly intelligent when he orates ,... but I worry about the cancer issues of the past ,..and probably so too does Trump ,....THIS PICK SEEMS VERY POSSIBLE TO ME THOUGH ,..

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT 

BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF TRUMP PICKS NONE OF THESE ,... Trump being Trump ,.. he really could pick Arnold or Oprah or God knows Who !!


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Notes: Yeah ,..I know ,..Trump Lost bad in a Gigantic Defeat last night to Cruz in Wi ,..and yeah ,..maybe IT WAS more than just a lil' bump in the road ,.. and right now might NOT be SUCH a great time for me to be pondering like this and writin' crap ,...but I DO believe eventually everyone will come to their senses and realize that no one else can stop Hillary and the ship will right  ,..I still see that image in my head at the Future debates of Hill the Thrill standing their in her pants suit at five foot 2 or whateverr she is ,...tryin' to go up against the 6 foot four Donald ,...yeah ,..needless to remind you ,..it's a very cringe-worthy picture in my mind ,...AND YOURS TOO !! This race now moves to the very Donald Friendly North East Coast States of NY and such ,..but the Don shouldn't get to confident ,..for we know How Ted can organize a street team ,..AND JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE !

Still .... I think the Don is gonna be just fine and pull things out ,..no,..he may not get to the 1237 that he needs ,... but he will get ,... plenty ,... CLOSE ENOUGH ,..

I DON'T think the Gop is gonna commit that kinda suicide and pull out the rug from NY Donny and Melania ,..at the convention,..

Maybe they 'DO' Wanna win 2016 !!

Good luck in 2018 keepin' Congress with the Don at 1600 though !! 

Happy Landings !!
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CLUELESS REPUBLICANS IN PROCESS OF ( AGAIN ) COMMITTING SUICIDE ,...SELF DESTRUCTING ALA 2012

==================================================================== A lot of Sidewalk People out there will tell you Quick how dumb Republicans are,..

And yeah ,...  

Look no further than the morons of Wisconsin today who voted for not only Bernie over Hillary ,.. but they also chose that ultra ass kicker GENIUS Ted Cruz over Trump too ,..

Now,..  

   The Republicans 'have' an Official "Anointed One" IN PLACE right now AND READY TO GO ! ,... ya know ,.. they have their Brad Pitt ,..they have a guy in Donald Trump who would wash the floor with Hillary Clinton ,..and easy too ,..

( AND who even gives a shit if he should lose and prove how dumb America really has become ,.. ?? )

We all know Trump would take a crap on Hillary ,..

YEAH ,..but they don't seem to care ,.... I guess they like the drama and suspense too much,.. In Madison and Milwaukee ,..

THEY 'HAD' THIS BAD BOY !!

Yet ,..these stubborn jerks  - who could have "ENDED" THIS RACE TODAY ,...CHOSE TO KEEP IT ALL GOING GIRL !! ....AND WITH THE MIGHTY TED CRUZ ,..

NOW,..  

TED CRUZ isn't exactly a Gop Establishment darling poster boy here,..  

This guy is an annoying dude ,.. even too us ,..the most hard-core 'rightwing" so-called Tea Party folk ,.. ...

We like Ted ,..WE LOVE THE GUY'S POLITICS !! TO DEATH !!,... It's just that ,..We just know deep down IN THE END ,... that he is gonna get Crushed by Hillary ,.. !!

Ted is just too nice and likable of a guy ,..

Too Jovial if you will ,..   

He seems friendly ,..and it seems really rehearsed and forced when he gets angry ,.. yeah ,..it might be real and genuine ,... but that isn't even the point with Ted,..  

Too much Mr. Rogers ,...

He's a good noble chap and a good guy ,..it's just that his image and persona screams loudly that ,.. THE GUY IS FUCKING PUSSY ! 

( And No ,.... he isn't gonna get that "Hispanic Vote" against Hillary ,.. that he so thinks he is ,..)

Didn't the Wisconsinites read stuff like this like Tea Frickin' Leaves this afternoon ??? 

Are they really this aloof ??

Ted is a bit of a Patsy ,..

DONALD TRUMP IS COMPLETELY THE OTHER WAY,..

This guy is the renegade's renegade ,..

HE SEEMS LIKE THE type a' schmuck who might start a Nuclear War ,..and not just with North Korea, Russia, or China either,..

HE MIGHT START ONE WITH NICARAGUA !

And if ya know's what I fuckin' means !!!

He starts a bloody riot - or something - WHERE-EVER HE MAY ROAM !! Where ever HE GOES ! ,... " THAT'S " the guy you Vote for ya Dummies !! !!

GET IT ????? !!

But I guess you Guys want kind ,... and friendly ,.

BUT AMERICA,..   

STOP AND FUCKIN' THINK FOR A MINUTE HERE PEOPLE !!

Trump has somethin' goin ON !!

MAYBE 'THAT' ,..IS WHAT WE FUCKING NEED !!

WE DON'T NEED OR WANT ANYMORE NICE GUYS LIKE TED CRUZ ,..OR SCOTT WALKER AND HIS HARLEYS ,..OR PAUL RYAN ,.. ETC,..ETC,..  

OR JEB OR GEORGE !! OR MITT !!

We aren't Electing a commander in PRIEST !!!

WE NEED AN 'ASS KICKING' YAHOO WHO SHOOTS FROM HIS ASS ,..WE NEED TO SHOW THE REST OF THE PLANE THAT WE ARE SERIOUS ,..AND WE AIN'T GONNA DO THAT WITH PEOPLE LIKE HILLARY OR BERNIE ,..

OR TED CRUZ !!!



ESPECIALLY ,..NOT WITH TED !! 


AND GET A FUCKIN' LOAD
of this Cruz clown,...   

This frickin' guy could have and shoulda' dropped out of this race and long ago too ,..

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MORON TRYING TO PROVE HERE ??

THE GOP DOESN'T LIKE TRUMP TED !!

AND GUESS WHAT SHINY FACE !! ??

THEY DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE 'YOU' EITHER,..

THEY THINK THAT YOU ARE SOME RIGHTWING TALK RADIO NUT TOO ,..WHO IS GONNA DEPORT ALL THEIR CHEAP LABOR !!  

AND MAYBE DEFUND ALL THEIR CONTRACTS,..

DO YOU GET IT YET BUDDY ??

THEY AIN'T GONNA EVER NOMINATE YOU TED !! 

ALL YOU ARE ACHIEVING HERE ,..IS WORKING FOR THE GOP 'MAN' UPSTAIRS ,..AND BEING HIS BITCH !!

YOU IDIOT !!

WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT IF TRUMP AIN'T PERFECT AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE IS EVER BABBLING ABOUT ,..

THE FUCKIN' GUY HAD ALL THE MOMENTUM ,.. THE GUY WAS GONNA BEAT HILLARY ,..   

THIS GUY Probably even coulda' beat Obama one on one,..

But probably not now ,.. now the dude is getting pissed off ,.. now the mighty Mafia Don is wounded ,..

Now,..it's looking more and more like Trump the angry Chump is going third party ,..

The Gop's WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE !!

NOW THAT YOU AND THAT GENIUS KASICH ,... ( Who beat Trump in Ohio ) ,..and Rubio the Florida Wizard ( who beat Trump in Minnesota pointlessly ) ,... now that you three clowns have handcuffed Trump ,..and crippled his campaign ,...and maybe now beyond repair ,..

You guys have achieved only one thing: IT SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT HILLARY CLINTON AS PREZ #45 ,... YEAH ,..THAT'S HOW IT   SEEMS,..  

YEAH ,...I KNOW THE THINKING,..  

THE GOP WANTS HILLARY IN 2016 SO THEY CAN GET THAT VETO PROOF HOUSE AND SENATE IN 2018 ,..YEAH FUCK THAT,..WE'VE SEEN THAT BROKEN RECORD BEFORE,... AND ALL YOU GUYS EVER END UP DOING IS FUNDING THE DEMOCRAT AND GIVING THEM WHAT EVER THEY WANT ,... so worried about CNN and what Anderson Cooper and the "Polls" say ,...how the public 'automatically' blames the Gop FOR EVERYTHANG ,..YEAH BLAH BLAH ,..YOU FUCKIN' PHONIES AND FAKES ,... YOU LIVE UP WELL IN DC IN IVORY TOWERS YOU LIARS ,.. THE MONEY ROLLS IN FOR YOU CREEPS ,..JUST LIKE IT DOES FOR DEMOCRATS,..  

You guys don't give a shit rat's ass about 'Polls" or what the public thinks ,..  

Yer' livin' HIGH ON THE HOG !!

And you KNOW IT !!

AND WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE DONALD LATELY ??

IS THIS GUY EVER GONNA SPEND ANY OF HIS BILLIONS$$$ OR WHAT ??

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MONEY FOR DONALD ??

IF YOU AIN'T GONNA USE IT ,.. !!

I MEAN THIS GUY IS A FRICKIN' BILLIONAIRE WITH A 'B' supposedly ,..

yet,.. it's funny and interesting how he is locked in these insane battles everywhere with little old Ted Cruz ,..a Texas / Canada guy that virtually no one outside of Texas has ever heard of !! 

Sure makes ya wonder here ,..about the powers,..THAT BE !!

And Ted the Schmed has no money either ,..

YET,..

This guy is somehow competing with  A BILLIONAIRE - AND WINNING TOO !!

,... Weird ,...

SURE DOES MAKE ONE THINK HUH ??

And what about these "Voters" today in Wisconsin ,..Did all these people "Really" vote for Cruz and Bernie ??

Me wonders ,..

I doubt it ,..  

Just like the fraud in Utah the other week ,..sounds to me like a buncha folks just ran and voted three and five times ,... Bush / Rove / Democrat People for Cruz and Gop Tea Party Folks,.. To stop Hillary ,..with Bernie,.. - Yeah FEELIN' THE BERN !!

CORRUPTION ALL AROUND

JUST AS AMERICA DOES IT ...

ALL BROUGHT TO YOU FOREVER BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO STOLE 1960 FROM NIXON ,...

THE BUSH / CHENEY / ROMNEY / MORMON  CLINTON / CONTRACTORS / DEMOCRAT / SCIENTOLOGY L. RON HUBBARD SOROS BUFFET CHEAP FIVE DOLLAR AN HOUR LABOR BRIGADES NO VOTER ID DEMOCRACY COMPLEX ,...

BEWARE OF THEM !!  

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Notes: Trump could have been handin' out Walmart / Target  50-100  dollar FREE gift cards like Frickin' tasty bread  in Wisconsin fer' like the past 2 months !!,.. DID HE NOT SEE THIS ONE CIRCLED ON HIS AND EVERYBODY ELSE'S CALENDAR HERE ???  THIS WAS THE FRICKIN' 'FIREWALL' ONE HERE TRUMPY !!

Did ya miss that memo ??

I know the media's Fake Polls are pretty strong and tricky and convincing n' all ,..but,..

IF YA WANNA BE PREZ DUDE ,.. YA MIGHTA' THOUGHTA' BOUT' SHIT LIKE DAT !! And CRY HARDER LIKE ACTING !! ( When they cry ),........... 

AND WHERE WERE ALL THE 'BIKERS FOR TRUMP' TODAY ??? I GUESS THEY ROADED  IN REALLY for WALKER ,..YA THINKS MAYBE ?? 

SHEEEESH

What a nightmare ,...

today was,..

Karl Rove AND FAUX NEWS AND MEGYN got all you Wisconsin idiots to do what THEY wanted,...

A-MA-Z-ING !!!!

and you all ate it ,..hook, line, and SINKER !! ====================