Hello Donald Trump!
From Clark The Shark At G.e. ,... "Everlovin" Editor in chef here at One Bam Magazine !!
MR TRUMP !!
You MUST Select Marco Rubio as your VP,..
Kasich would be good ,..at least for Ohio ,..but he's not gonna move any Hispanic needles beyond there,..
Marco Rubio WILL !!
YEAH YEAH ,.. WE KNOW WE KNOW ,..WE HATE RUBIO ,..He is a RINO GOP Estab-Darling ,..a friend to Jeb and MORE !!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ALL THAT TECHNICAL SHIT ,..
LITTLE NARCO-MARCO IS THE MAN !!
MARCO IS A FEISTY LITTLE PIT BULL ,...
HE MANNED UP TO YOU DONALD ,..AND AT MORE THAN JUST A FEW OF THE DEBATES,..
MARCO was way more convincing than Ted the Lion ,...
I Like Lyin' Ted though ,...he might be good ,..but for some reason ,.... Marco the Maniac just seems way better,..
Mean little Marco can bare his nasty fangs ,..and he loves to sink them in where ever and when ever ,...HE'S ALWAYS READY FOR ANY FIGHT !!
YOU RARELY SEE MARCO BACK DOWN ,..
Just like any MMA Psycho ,.., Marco can pin just about anyone and make them submit ,..
Don't knock him though ,..just because he finally met his match and couldn't handle Donald Trumpster the Dumpster,...
Few men can take down The Teflon Don,..
But Marco really tried ,..and he damn near succeeded !!
Marco seems tough enough and he has both Tea Party and Rino credentials galore ,..
He's a solid typical Politician ,.. and his talking points are always well organized and READY TO GO !!
LATINOS LIKE MARCO TOO ,..HE WILL CLEAN UP THE VOTER FRAUD DEBACLES of Miami-Dade, Broward, and West Palm Beach areas ,... and he will deliver them to Donny the Dummy indeed !
It's actually a shame that Marco isn't our choice for Prez and Donny the dimwit should BE the VP ,..
BUT OH WELL ,..
WE GOT DON ,..THE FOUR BK GENIUS RUNNING OUR SHOW NOW,..
AND THE STUCK UP CREEPS DEEP IN THE BRASS OF THE GOP AIN'T HAPPY
WELL FUCK THEM,..
THEY CAN EAT SHIT !!
DONALD KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING,..
UH,..I GUESS,...
AT LEAST THE VOTERS THINK SO ,..
ANYWAY ,... Back to Kasich and Ohio ,..this guy is just a lil' bit "TOO" Rino ,.. he seems too genuine ,..and in that bad way ,..
And Lyin' Teddy just seems too friendly and meek ,.. his attack really goes impotent quick ,..
New Mexico's Suzanna Martinez seems interesting ,.. She's kinda tough and sturdy ,... an even more Earthy Sarah Palinesque type ,..but with even more bite back !
but Marco just has the edge ,... he grabs you much more than Ben Carson ,..although Ben might be OK ,..
I wouldn't be surprised if Trump has ALREADY made up his mind and has picked Ben ,...
Maybe Trump has tabbed Christie in his mind long ago ,..thinking he can quickly pick off two Blue States fast on Wolf Blitzers election day map ,..this November ,..and maybe just maybe Trump CAN DO THAT,..
OR MAYBE NOT ,...
GET MARCO DONNY !!!
YOU WON'T REGRET IT !!
Happy Cinco Dinero '!!!
-Clark The Shark
May 5, 2016
Notes;
1: I don't mean to creep you out Don, hypnotizing you like this is the Manchurian Candidate,...BUT DO AS I SAY !!
2: MARCO Will be a Good guy to have there 8 Years from now Donny !! Much better than when Bush tabbed that creep Cheney ,.. ( That was genius ,.. )
3: DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS ROMNEY THE RETARD !! FROM 2012 ,..When he grabbed that jerk named Ryan from the Badger State,.. when he could have easily won it ,..{ Even being Mormon and all },...
4: Marco also possesses a sensitive and gentle side that shows up now and then ,.... I'm not saying he is all that woman-friendly ,...but in that department,... he probably easily beats out Cruz, Kasich, etc,..
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