JOE DIRT 2 - BEAUTIFUL LOSER REVIEWED JULY 16, 2015

That first Joe Dirt Movie from 2001 was awesome ,...many people saw that thing in a theater somewhere by pure mistake ,...as they were too late for the movie they had intended to see by 25 minutes  and so ended up watching Dirt by default ,..only to be stunned at what they beheld ,..a very true and accurate look into the life of your typical American five foot six ( or less ) male guy ,... as the often scant audience roared ( some theaters back then 'were' packed though ) ,...     

As critics immediately lampooned the flick and getting some initial agreement  ,..it's audience only grew over time ,..of course most critics being 6 foot 2 or three and up to their ears in ladies, money,  and fun ,..not knowing the pratfalls of the American Dirt,..   

Now Joe Dirt of course is what we all know damn well exists out there,... and not just out in the sticks of Georgia or Idaho or Tennessee ,..

There are little Dirts in California and New York, etc,.. of course sporting long sweaty weird hair in hopes that this lesser lame new music of today will go away ,.. and that Van Halen and Skynard ,...will come back !! and Forever permanently !   ,..as they are hated by all, rejected by chicks, and struggling for the slightest dime or food ,..as they stumble and fumble ,.. with just about EVERYTHANG ,..

Joe Dirt 2 is the long awaited sequel ...and I am of course a huge Dirt fan who has been awaiting along with the throngs  ,...but Stunningly ,...much of Dirt 2 falls flat as it struggles with forced humor , long painful parts ,..that you wanna ( and do ) fast forward through ala Adam Sandler's Click ,..  and this movie is often way too 'serious' for it's own good ,... this is certainly not the easy going blow out humor of Dirt 1 ,... though in FF-ing, you may miss key stuff as I discovered in re-watching that this plot is thick and the movie actually can seem well put together for how cumbersome it is ,.. David Spade apparently writing it ,... Could have used a ton of major help here ! We see that the budget was tight ,.. among other issues ,..

Dirt 2 is a very complex story where a tornado comes and interrupts Dirt's not-so-paranoia that he 'will lose it all' at which point Dirt apparently dies or goes into some mad dream or something like that ,...where he once again meets old characters Clem, Kickin'-Wing, etc,.. and a young Lynard Skynard too !! 

Despite being a typical American Loser, Dirt has managed to build a family with Brandy who produces triplets as they live of course out in the boonies in a trailer,.. a helpful watchful God doing his best to sustain JD ,..but like everyone else,.. having some fun with him too ,..

Typical anti-Dirt villans ( remember Robbie ?? ) are in this movie aplenty, farting on and harassing Dirt as he floats  through his latest adventure : ,..to get back to Brandy ,..and from back in 1965 and through the 70's ,..getting rich ( very un-Dirt-like ) with mafia man Clem along the way ,.. all told in a funny Forrest Gump meets other flicks way ,..

In short I will say that this movie had potential to be awesome if it had funnier stuff and if it was compacted way down ,..before I read Ebert's review last night ,.I had already mumbled to myself that many scenes dragged on way too long and could have and should have been condensed ,..and compartmentalized and that much inventory should have been done here before hand ,... I myself could have made this movie way funnier as i see missed opportunities left and right and UP AND DOWN AND everywhere,.. 

Dirt 2 ends up much more like the mess that was Dicky Roberts Former Child star than the classic-ness of Dirt 1,.. 

In the end, I will say that Dirt 2 painfully misses the mark of the Bullseye and doesn't really come close but it could - with future TV -  become a mildly pleasing thing as it is slowly watched and scrutinized carefully with time ( and with many people very stoned ) ,..and may get some respect with time too  ,..unlike Dirt himself ,..but just like Star Trek ,..this ,..and future versions 3 and 4 that may come tomorrow ,.. can and will NEVER never touch that original ,..

it reminded me just a bit of Bill and Ted's Part 2 ,...very overdone ,... yet missing A LOT ,.. somehow ,.. I'm not sure if it's the writing, the editing, the grayish grainy dreary filming ,..or what it is,.. but this Dirt,.. COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH BETTER  !!

C PLUS 

-CLARK THE SHARK G.E. July 16, 2015 -

Scumbag Judge Kennedy Takes A Shit on Constitution and Shoves Gay Marriage up all of our Asses while Scumbag Roberts ( And Kennedy ) Stick us With Unaffordable Obamacare ( Again ),..

Liberal Type People are Oven-Ready Dolts,..

Easy Prey for the Evil Hitlerians Floating around out there,..

They do as they're told and they abide by any stupid rules ,.. just so long as it is being told to them by some Granny commi-zscar behind some DMV like window and desk with glasses down at the end of her stuck up high horse nose ,..and of course with the knowledge that she too is an everlovin' Lib douchebag too ,..  

,..Just like them ,..    

Liberal People hate freedom or as Dr. Evil once uttered coyly with his little shit eatin' grin : 

"Freedom Failed",..  


   Yes,.. and I'll say it again ,... Nazi Jim Crow Racist Liberals of today love to follow codes of Liberal cool credo Queues ,.. "If it feels good,..Just fuckin' DO IT ,... !!" an' shit like dat '.,..   

and everythang is a HUMAN RIGHT somehow ,..sanctioned by some Monarch in the frickin' Hamptons or some shit ,..

These people are stuck in our history books as predictably "Forever Dumb" as they worship their pseudo false AND OFTEN CELEBRITY idols ,... and probably ,..and maybe ,. , this is how they will stay for all eternity in hell too ,..  

Stuck on stupid ,..     

How God "Made them",.. according to them ,..it's not 'their' fault 

BLAME HIM !!

Maybe they were "Born this way",...      

Now Judges Kennedy and the Bush Appointed Little Roberts Creep ,..are a couple of real capitulating little weenies,.. I guess they both long ,..to be accepted,..and cool ,..    

Maybe Liberals will 'Love' them now ,..

Who knows ??  

There is nothing natural or normal about so-called "Gay" people ,..This is the shit they do in Prisons ,.. These people choose their sinful desires over our Lord but whats even worse is how many of them don't try to hide it ,.. they pridefully shove it in all of our faces ,..of course reaching the week minded ones amongst us ,..and destroying them ,..and their spirits,..    which is their intentional goal ,.. "Purpose" ,..

DEVILS HAVE NO LOVE ,...

I go by the Bible and it has clearly made it a point of what It thinks of Homosexuality ,... The Good Book trashes it ,... and again and again ,... it makes no mince of words ,...   

AND I DON'T MESS AROUND WITH THAT !! 

So it really makes me wonder how so many people just don't care what The Word says ,..

,..Weird ,..its pretty simple ,..

YES,..

But for some reason, America ( and much of our filthy evil little world ) has defiantly - and pretty predictably - turned against the Lord, the Bible, Christ, ,..whatever you wanna call it ,..in favor of "Living Now" and feeling good and "Doing what you feel and what you want to do " ,..rather than what the Lord wants us to do ,...    

THEY NEVER LEARN ,....

America turns to drugs, to crime, to pride, ,..to being Proud of colors of skins,..silly wasteful stuffs,.. rather than just accepting that there is a God who constantly watches all of us and takes down every wrong-doing into computers better than any of the shit from Microsoft and Google that we got down here on Earth ,...  

And yeah ,...but ,.. I can't just blame the Liberals for all the folly of our troubled world ,.. Cowardly enabling so-called "Conservatives" are everywhere,.. and quite often they won't hesitate to back up some Lib who is laughing at their little friend,.. rather than sticking together as the scumfuck Mafia Libs do ,..and backing their little friend,..at the ol' proverbial American Dinner table ,..  or elsewhere ,..

We also have a cowardly Leftwing Pope at the Helm of the Catholic Faith ,..who could angrily lash out at Evil in our world but foolishly doesn't as he leaves that job to brave little creeps like me who few listen to and most just laugh at as I slop swimming pools or flip yer burgers n' cut yer grass,..   

We have cowardly Protestants in fear of losing their beloved "tax exempt status" rather than marching in streets and manning up to creeps like Obama and other fascists up in Hollyweird or where-ever freaky Democrat Drivel swills ,..   

OUR COUNTRY IS GOING DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET BECAUSE WE AS CHRISTIANS ARE AFRAID TO BACK UP 'OTHER' CHRISTIANS AGAINST THE 'COOL' CROWD AT STARBUCKS ,... WE DON'T WANNA LOOK 'UNCOOL' ,... 

...WELL FUCK THAT,.. We ain't gonna have a country here no more in just a few more years here people if we don't watch out and careful up,...  

WE ARE BEING IDIOTS !!  

,.. And we are being led to a slaughter,..  

much like the story of the Golden Calf,.. 

Ya can't really always completely just blame the Libs ,.... 

Kennedy fucks us with Gay Marriage and the Bush appointed Mr. Roberts has now TWICE screwed us into that crap called OBAMACARE !!  

I don't know WTF we can do here people ,..but I do see unrest coming ,..something has got to give ,... and yes of course I have told you before: I SEE TWO SEPARATE AMERICA'S COMING TOO !!  

THE RED STATES 'MUST' BREAK AWAY ,..AND FORM THEIR OWN THING ,... UNFORTUNATELY ,..this is the only way I think that a Continental U.S. ,... can survive,..  

Texas has got to organize this shit and GET IT MOVING NOW !!

2 Complete separate entities with separate Supreme Courts, Governments, etc,... No More Phony fake Coward Enabling Gop's selling us out and killing us !!  

Well,..I guess ya can't say We 'Pubs' didn't get our chance with the Supreme Court ,.we got multiple cracks ,..and Blew it ,..  

We are all witnessing the END of America now ,...

....afraid of our own shadow ,..  

And the Libs say they will see us in hell because we are so wrong and full of hate and they are loving and true and right  ,..and they want to take our blogs and our words away as 'speech' they find 'offensive',.. and 'militant' while they are the ones who are the REAL ACTUAL trouble makers,..  and them ONLY !!

,..And Libs control the great out-doors,.. You can't go outside and do yer work in peace without seein' one ,..either cutting you off in the road or flipping you off or getting in yer way at the supermarket rudely ,.. their way ,..or the highway ,..  

And somehow today ,..they get 'happiness and satisfaction' out of forcing Texas, Ohio and Arkansas and other old fashioned Christians to 'accept' "Their way" ,... you talk about self righteous Orwellian Communist Nazi Pigs,...  

THESE AMERICAN LIBERAL CREEPS TODAY ARE IT !!

And I sure wish it was Harriet Meyers there today and not Roberts,.. Oh all those dirtbags on the Left ( and right ) long ago ,..who fucked us ,..yeah ,.AND FUCK BUSH TOO !!  

AND Kurt Cobain wrecked our society in Late 1991 and far too many of you fools fell for it and followed,..and now there's no coming back ,..FOR ANY OF US ,..NOW ,.. And don't try to say you're too young and were born in the midst of it all : YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE ,..CAUSE YOU DAMN WELL KNOW THE TRUTH !!   

NONE OF US HAVE AN EXCUSE ,... ROME THOUGHT THEY WERE PEACEFUL AND HAPPY TOO ,..SO DID  Vesuvius ...

,...And Hannity practices Kung Fu and dances with Chuck Norris too and other martial buffoons and impresses and scares Alec Baldwin NOT ,..and none of it can prevent the Gay Isis attacks and the overly taxed ,... as sell out Judges fuck us all IN THE BUTT,..    the stench from the bench ,..

AND no matter what the nimrod nitwit Judges have  to say,..I'll keep writing this way ,..in a world gone mad ,..where Nazi's are more than back ,..AND BIGGER THAN EVER ,.. and the red in the red, white, and blue is now blood and flowing in our gutters,...  

AND IT SURE SEEMS AND FEELS LIKE GOD AIN'T listenin' anymore and as we pray ,..and it's more like the devil is in charge down here on this little Blue and Green sphere we call home ,..  

Once Beautiful ,...

AND I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL LIBERAL ,...

SEE YOU ,... IN HELL ,...  







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Notes:  

Libs and Gays don't bother me and I don't bother them ,..I don't want them arrested or beatin' up, bothered or harassed,...TO EACH HIS OWN ,... but when they mess with Marriage ,...they are pushing God Almighty Himself ,... to take action ,.. AND DO SOMETHING ,..  

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED,..  

BUT NOT BY ME ,....  

GO READ A BIBLE SOMETIME ,..YA DOUCHE !! You might learn something,..  

And for all of you'se secular Stock trader broker suit n tie "Rightwingers" at Faux News who say things like those darn nasty Christians are "Relics" who are against Same Sex marriage ,... WELL FUCK YOU TOO ,... YOU ARE THE EQUAL OF LIBERALS !!   

We're a stupid Country who is putting the whole Planet in Danger,... Russia , China, and Isis , ( and others ) ,..Hate us ,... and sometimes I wonder if I blame them ,...

Maybe we should start thinkin' a payin back that 20 trillion in debt huh THAT WE OWE ?? ya thinx MAYBE ,..??,... or do ya wanna keep handin' out free healthcare SOME MORE ,.,?? 

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Final Notes: I guess the Liberals back then 'were" right : BUSH IS FUCKING STUPID ,...WHERE THE HELL DID THE GUY FIND THIS ROBERTS NUT-JOB ?????

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TRUMP Seems like "The One" ,...He's the only guy in the Bunch who tells LIBERALS TO GO GET FUCKED !!

Donald Trump is a Douchebag,..

The guy is a boorish nutcase who blabs whatever happens to be on his mind at the moment,..

He is rarely afraid,..

Michael Savage likes the guy and he seems to like Savage right back too ,... while virtually ALL of the media carefully ignores Savage like the little whiny wussy Cowards that they are,..

Kung Fu Hannity even ignores Savage,.. Get a load o' that,.. Mr. Bruce Lee himself of the Rightwing is a afraid of a 'little ol' 5'4 dude from the 60's hippie scene,..

But Not Trump,..

He embraces what little that he fears,..

In this era today where little creeps like talentless Greg Gutfeld think they're funny, Trump dances with that devil who dabbles in Psychological nudity ,..

and Lets be honest, Just about all of this massive field of GOP Losers are stiffs and stuffed shirts,.. there is very little personality or humor anywhere,..

Marco Rubio is dull ,..I used to like the guy a lot ,..but he flips and he flops on new shit every week 

Rick Perry just won't let go and let it all hang out ,.as he puts his foot in his mouth constantly with gaffs ,...

Ted Cruz is awesome ,.. but sorta like Mike Cotton,..he is a draggy orator ,..who stumbles as he tries to be an 80's style Christian Preacher and politician at once,..

The 2 Wisconsin Stiffoids both have zero chance of ever winning anything on a big level so it's pointless to even talk about 2 white guys from a North Midwest area in a country now that is quickly going Brown ,..

I see Maxwell Smart is back from Pennsylvania and also there's another Bush creep in the mix who thinks he can do it but won't accept that it's actually really hopeless for him,.. plus a lotta other schmucks have joined in here ,..

So that leaves,.... THE DONALD,..

NOW,.. the Don is "Not" a politician ,..and that is both Good and VERY BAD,..

WE - HERE IN AMERICA ,.. WE know the Don ,..and know him well ,..of course from lots of things ,..but a hell of a lot of it has to do with his "Apprentice" Show from NBC ,..or where-ever,..

Now,..the Don is an odd case,..with a very aggressive and maybe calculated style that is weird in politics today ( and yesterday too ) ,..He will attack anybody verbally and very vicious too ,..He don't mess around ,.. Just ask Rosy O'Dumb-bell and a few others too ,..

He makes the fairly sturdy Rick Perry look very weak in comparison ,.,

He has way more bite than Marco Rubio who can also get nasty too when he wants,.. and Note here: I still think Rubio is the main guy that we got because of the Hispanic Voters thing he will get but Trump seems to me like with his billion$ n' all that he hath the power to overcome anything !! 

Trump is like the closest thing to the mean old Michael Savage that we got !!

He is very bitter, rude, obnoxious ,..and he always controls the room ,..there's no kicking him out of anything ,..no way ,.. he doesn't really get respect so much as he commands pure FEAR !!

IF YOU KNOW HALF A THING OR TWO ABOUT A THANG OR TOO ,..YOU KNOW THAT YOU DON'T MESS WITH TRUMP,..

ALL OF HIS BAD POINTS are exactly why I ( and You too out there ) ,..Like the guy ,..

And you "Know" it ,..too,..

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Marco Rubio 2016

Marco Rubio just announced that he is running for President about 3 minutes ago ,..

And As I sit here and write this , I RE-realize ,...JUST HOW ...this guy's story is amazing,..

He seems to like to hammer home the fact ,..that he came from poverty ,..

Very weird and unique stuff ,... coming from a Repub,..

Very effective shit here,..

Because as we all know, Repubs don't like to dwell on their past and troubles as much  ,..but rather the huge odds that they overcame ,.. but we also know a lot of it is B.S. ,..

Quite often Repubs come from money ,... and long from now tomorrow ,.. they will exit this Earth with even more money ,..

...BUT..

Rubio seems quite sincere ,..and he seems like a guy who could care less about money ,..whether he has it or not ,..

THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE MEGA-HUGE TROUBLE FOR HILLARY INDEED !!

And no ,... Not just because he is Hispanic and that he is gonna take quite a chunk of those voters away ,..

He spoke about old vs. new,.

Ideas,..

THAT'S THE DANGER FOR HILLARY HERE,..

For years, I have told you that Rubio is the man ,..

Yeah ,.. I like Ted Cruz ,... and Trump has the kind of ducketts in the bank that can buy the White House and maybe easy too ,..

But there is something about Rubio,..

Now,..

One bummer here is that Florida law prohibits Rubio from also running for Senate in 2016 ,... So he is gonna Lose that gig ,..

A very important Senate gig for the Gop ,..

Well maybe not,..

As we see Obama likes to just make up his own Laws as he goes ,... with or Without Congress,..

Well ,..  

Good Luck Rubio ,..   

You're story of growing up in America is awesome ,..

I don't think that Hillary Clinton has suffered quite like You have !!

Milk it for all it's WORTH 2016 !!  

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Note: The media is already beginning to grumble about Ted Cruz being born in Canada ,..even though we all know it's B.s. and that his parents were American and you 'can' be born abroad ,..Just like McCain ,..and yeah maybe applicable to that Douchebag that we have at 1600 right now too ,..

I think Ted Cruz would be way better,... but Cruz fumbles with command at the microphone whereas Rubio does not ,.. at least in between sips of Arrowhead !!

We'll see what happens here !!  

REPUBLICANS WROTE THE ILLEGAL AMNESTY THEMSELVES,...

You all ran out back on Nov 4, 2014 and You wildly voted for all the Republicans Everywhere,..

And Repubs took over the U.S. House of Reps bigger since then like 1913 ,..err somethin' like that,..

Many of you believed that the Gop was like Superman ,..

They were gonna come in and reign in the 'ol Dictator that we got there now who is from Indonesia or Kenya or where ever,..

Many of you 'also' believed the Gop was full of shit ,...but you voted for em' anyway ,.. knowing the game jadedly ,..

Well ,..it just occurred to me ,..

The Gop 'really is' full of shit ,..

And even much more than we know ,..

Roger Hedgecock scared all of us talk radio FOLKS with all the Hal Rogers stuff a while back ,..  Some of us panicked ,.. many of us yawned,..

Many believed the Gop would sell out and some held out a kind of hope for the best,...

But somehow ,..

I knew it all along ,..

President Barack Obama never wrote the illegal executive Order that declared Amnesty ,... and he never signed it either,...

John Boehner , Mitch McConnell and the Repubs wrote it ,..

And somewhere in time,..

They handed it off to one of Barack's minions somewhere,..

Maybe in some dark back alley ,...  

,..Somewhere,..

Yeah Yeah ....blah blah ,..we always hear it ,..

The Repubs want the cheap labor and the Dems want the Cheap VOTES,..

BUT IT REALLY 'IS' TRUE ,..

AND TRUER than you and I even know ,..

Ya see,...

Repubs were never afraid of a DHS Shutdown Feb 27,..

Repubs aren't even afraid of Gov Whole shut downs either ,..

They could care less ,..

Hell ,...every time there is one of those stupid shut downs,.. the Repubs always end up winning ,..

Maybe not in the short run ,..but just about always in the long,..

Ya see,..

We know that Repubs lose when they Lose and they Lose when they win too,..

The media blames the Repubs for EVERYTHING ,..

AND GULLIBLE STUPID AMERICA ALWAYS EATS IT UP AS THEY PUFF THEIR STUPID JOINTS AND DRINK THEIR BUDWEISERS ,.. 

And wet their beds ,..

Repubs don't care either way ,..

The way they see it ,..

They don't care if they lose,..

And they don't even care if and when they win,..

Either,..

THE TRUTH IS ,...

REPUBLICANS THINK YOU'RE STUPID ,..

THEY JUST FUCKED YOU AGAIN AMERICA,..

THEY - ALONG WITH OBAMA ,... JUST SHOVED ILLEGAL AMNESTY UP ALL OF YOUR ASSES ,..

YEAH ,..THAT MEANS YOU !!

THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE !!

THEY DIDN'T DO IT 'CAUSE THEY WERE AFRAID OF THE MEDIA OR TAKING THE BLAME ,... after FEB 27 ERR ,... whuddevverr,..

THEY DID IT BECAUSE THEY WANT THE ILLEGAL AMNESTY AND THE CHEAP FOREIGN WORKERS EVEN 'MORE' THAN OBAMA WANTS THEM FOR CHEAP VOTES !!

REPUBLICANS 'KNOW' that you're stupid !!

They don't think it !!

They're no different from Gruber !!

Certainly not ,..

And ya know waht ??

YOU 'ARE' STUPID ,..

WE NEVER SEE YA ANYMORE IN THE STREETS LIKE YA WERE,.. BACK IN 2009 ,.. and 2010 ,..

You hardly make a peep now ,..

You all just quietly went to the Polls and voted for the Gops ,..as if that was enough ,..

you thought that would do the trick ,..

Well,..

IT WASN'T ENOUGH ,...

You thought Wrong !

And,..

OBAMA is now about to do more Executive Orders too ,..where he takes away your guns and raises your taxes also  ,..

Maybe then you'se yahoos might do more than just vote for a buncha fat ol'
 gray haired Gop golf course clowns ,..

or maybe NOT,..



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Notes: Repubs are just Like Dems ,.. they just wanna get elected ,.. because on that Big Gov Paycheck, they can Live high on the hog up there in DC,.. they could fucking care less about you or me ,..

But I think as of March 1, 2015,... this is no longer even slightly of doubt now ,..

Guys like John Boehner and McConnell are buying big homes and ranches with horses ,.. that's really what this is all about ,..

Only Hope now is that the injunction that one Texas judge did becomes permanent !! And that the New Orleans 5th Circuit Court upholds it and the U.S. Supreme Court either rejects it or upholds it ,...Not that Obama gives a damn what our Courts' think ,.. 

BERT HAGINS - THE BH - 1958 - 2015 - R.I.P.

My Brother Bert Hagins Passed away about a month ago ,..and this death has been very difficult for me ,... it has hit me stranger and harder than when Greg Died and then Later Pauly moved on to that next world back in 2011,..

The BH was a Jolly Grand Man ,..but this write up here will complexly have to be as much about me as it is about the BH ,..and our days ,..back at 251 ,..

In many ways ,..I never really "knew" the BH ,...the "Santa Clause" Like person that many of you describe out there is some kind of strange Fiction virtual unknown entity to Me,.. though I get the idea all the way ,..  

This is all a very strange situation ,... but ,.

Bert and My Life are forever entwined ,..

In many ways,.. Bert drove me to play music ,..

He made me have something to prove,.. He pissed me off so much ,..

In some twisted weird way ,.. He created G.e. ,.. and he made G.e. twisted ,..  

Now,..

In those rare occasions that I return to the South Bay, I sometimes encounter those also quite rare "Sharky Supporters",...

#TeamShark if you will ,... 

They make it a point to create a Kind of Grandstand Big "Moment" that I guess is supposed to be taken by me ( and nearby others ) as some kind of God-Sent "Epiphany" that the not so complete wise Sharky "should Learn from" ,..because after all ,..apparently I think I am some big genius ,..but still I must be reminded that I am the same old naive stooge as ever really  ,... while as YOU are all so much better, older, and wiser than Little me,..  

It usually goes something Like this:

The Sharky Support team member will stroll on up and look me right in the eye and declare:

 " Your family owes you a big apology because everybody knows how badly they all treated you ,..yes,..we all know it !!"   

or something like that,..

Then they give a few dirty looks around and they leave,..

Now,..I have always theorized that it is some kind of backhanded compliment to keep me to ... keep feeling small and like a little piece of shit ,... and yet also "Build me up and make me into some kind of responsible man" too ,..or something like that,..  

or maybe just create drama ,..

In other words,..its there to both help and hinder me at the same time,.. I guess ,..

Seems like Never can anyone just plain help me ,.. LOL ,..always has to be some MSG ingredients attached ,..

And then it just hits me ,..how this has always just been the Sharky MO mantra walk of life, problem ,.. enigma ,..whatever you will ,.. the usual ,.. dysfunction ,..  situation ,.. way past an awkward moment ,.. that I cannot even be prepared to reply to ,.. not that anything 'l do any good now today anyway  ,.. me being nearly 50 now n' all ,..

and yes of course,..

All mandated and sanctioned for some reason by the Almighty ,..or whudevverr,..

Some Grand Plan ,..that I do NOT EVEN  know Myself  ,..and apparently am not meant to ,..or something ,. ...

And again i say : The more things change,... the more they stay the same ,..

Well ,... on a day to day basis in my life,.. a lotta of this stuff does go shooting through my mind,..and it is very complex,... Sharky is indeed a paradox situation ,.. and often I find myself "Self-angry" or laughing into a mirror ,..and things of the like ,.. as if Jack Nicholson ,..
the only way to stay sane ,..

Yes,.. the stigma enigma ,..that is the Shark ,..

The guy who grew up Living the Who's Tommy ,..and then came to Like that album ,..but for the music and melodies and not for the confusing story ,.. 

... or so I thought ,..

A nice sweet and kind and often generous and supportive too guy ,..who yet people treat like crap and rumor about ,..and  also quite often ( weirdly to me ) think is a total dick too ,...  

to the point where I myself was pushed 'to' act like a dick sometimes ,... 

Ahh but that was then and this is now ,...

Yes,..I know I can't fool any of you'se geniuses out there that i am some nice guy chap with my loving big hug and ready laughs routine,... I realize that many of you are convinced that the Shark is some kind of "Evil villain" who keeps all his Grand schemes and designs safely within his head ,.. to someday unleash ,.and use on all of you later like a nuclear weapon  ,..in some "THAT/ THE Big Grand Success eventual moment" for  the Shark that may be coming ,..but most you all hope never will ,.. because after all I am such a rotten little jerk and would never be smart enough and be able to handle it ,..or something Like that,.. like all of you could ,..

Of course I'm not as Big and important or as Smart as My Sister Mary is either,.. after all ,..she had the class and the integrity to go waltz into a Hospital for Seniors in Torrance and get my mother to sign over the whole living trust to her while my mom was drugged up and very ill   ,.. but that's another story for later,..

Some have told me how noble I am ,..for righteously and usually taking the high road and just walking away when there are those silly confrontations and put downs   ,..and Others have told me that I am just a sucker and a fool ,.. and that I need to man up and  fight back more and make stands ,..or the misery will continue ,... or somethin' like that ,..

Gosh ,.. You fucking Plain Earth people are so boring ,... 

Ya know,... "What do ya expect Sharky ,..it's a tough Dog eat Dog world ,.. and yer' justa a little five foot '6 creep,... ya gotta go balls out !!" ,..err somethin' like dat',..

,... all of this is usually greeted by the happy gregarious magnanimous Sharky often with just a smile and a chuckle ,..  

Today's Shark from 2015 is certainly not that Sharky from 1992 or the 1983 Dude at South High ,.. 

and yet very much the same ,..

A Shark rolls on and has his way of handling the ebbs and flows,.. and,..

well ,..I am clearly not one of those macho Kung Fu mixed martial arts guys like some of my older brothers ,.. I am a thinker and a writer ,..and I am a Lover,... rarely a Fighter,.. 

A Shark today ,..wisely ,..stays solitary ,..

Now,..when some encounter a Shark today , they will often pose and ponder a question ,..

Who was the meanest one to you Sharky back there in Torrance / Redondo Beach  when you were just that frail little near albino 100 pound kid ,.. back in the day ,.?? Was it Doug or was it Geoff ?? ,..as if this stuff is some kind of legend ,..

Well ,...I just about always answer them quickly that it was NEITHER OF THEM !!

The one that was JUST ABOUT ALWAYS  the biggest jerk dick to me was Bert !!

Yes,..it's True !!

The truth is ,... Me and my Brother Bert did not have a good relationship at all ,..and I mean almost NEVER !! until quite recently anyway ,..

SURE, ...I "Do" remember lots of times down in the Rotunda at El Retiro Park on Saturday nights where a very Jolly Bert and I would get along just fine and dandy ,..usually after Bert had drank about ten cold ones,..

And I remember a few other times around barbecues where me and the BH would work out just fine also ,..  We shared a few great laughs here and there,..

But the reality is ,..the reason i often moved in and out of 251 was not always because of the mean things Doug would say and do or the terrible shit that Geoff would say and threaten ,..  

No Way !!
Certainly not !

My problems growing up in Redondo Beach virtually revolved around my having to Live around my Brother Bert,.. day to day ,..

Now, Bert was a bit of some kind of "Special needs" guy ,...He was a very twisted individual with some major issues,... I mean this guy could have been on meds the whole time ,..or maybe he badly needed them,..  

Because it seemed to me that My brother Bert was always angry ,.. and he was always some kind of paranoid ,....in his world view,.. someone was either always breaking into his room to steal something or something like that,... yeah ,..I had compassion for him because I knew there was something seriously terribly wrong ,..but he could be so mean and so crazy that it almost overwhelmed my prayers for the dude,..

Sometimes I prayed he would just DIE ,..and if ya know what I mean,..

Bert was one brutal soul towards me and he was way bigger than me and yet I still felt compelled to challenge him to many fist fights ,... one or two that I just barely won and about ten that I majorly lost ,... and You People in the South Bay know me : I am one of those wimpy jolly jovial souls ,...You CANNOT GET a Shark to fight ,..I am just not wired like that,..

And yet MANY TIMES, I Found myself in almost near life and death battles against my crazy Big Brother Bert,..

Now,.. Bert had something majorly against me ,.. and it was nothing like Geoff or Huck ,..

Bert was very threatening and menacing at just about all times towards me when ever I lived at 251 ,... and I mean to tell you it was very scary ,.. I "Had to" Move out ,... and move out I did !!

It could make Doug's treatment of me ,..Look like a frickin' Picnic ,..

But the thing that I could never really understand about My family and the South Bay ,..is that many in the South Bay communities seemed to "Continue" the bad treatment of Clark the Shark when I ventured to stroll out into the world,..  

This was a dilemma that I could never quite comprehend to understand ,.. 

You all knew full well how my family treated me like shit ,..and YET many of you treated me like shit too ,... and sometimes even way worse than the way my family treated me ,..

My family would say really mean way out of bounds put-downs at me AND ALL THE TIME TOO  ,..and YET then out in the world ,..I would hear these same things repeated BACK AT ME by many of you ,..

So i had few friends at home and few elsewhere too ,.. 

... it always made me think all the people around me were real fakes ,..real phonies ,..

Sometimes, I would find someone out there that was legit ,.. but that seemed rare indeed,..

Well ,..I have made an effort never to be like that,..though surly i am a sinner too and not perfect and may have said some dumb things myself ,... though i doubt many people give a shit what I say ,..SO I try not to do it ,... to play that insult game ,..not very often anyway ,..

It just occurs to me that many of you people backing my family against me ,.. well that must make many of YOU some kind of psychotic    sadist narcissists or something ,.. A LOT'S YOU SOUTH BAY PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CRAZY ,... YOU NEED TO LOOK IN A   MIRROR ,... I can see why you need the  drugs,

..or whud-ever,..

Now,..over the years ,..I have often found myself including my brother Bert AND big time at night  when i pray ,..I have asked the Lord to give him a break and I am sure that God will ,...  as I live my Life down here in San Diego ,..far far away from the drama that is the South Bay ,..I can keep to myself here and not have to deal with a lot of people ,.. nobody really knows me and when they start to ,..I can make my escape ,.. I have discovered in these later years that I prefer to be by myself ,..it's just way easier ,..for the complex Dr. Shark ,...

A Shark has found success with his tunes and much of my music is quite well known now ,..though not as much as i would Like ,.. so still at night I try ,..

Yeah ,.. I know that many of you read what I write and like to say things like "Somehow Shark makes everything all about himself" but I feel that my special experience at 251 has probably helped to elevate me to really be the Most Known thing out of the family really ,.. More people around the world know about me than know about My Dad or anybody else ,..and that's just the reality ,.. 

And don't really blame me ,..

You guys seem to like to watch my videos and buy my shit ,...for better or worse,..

And it's kinda weird ,..

,.. many people who Live in France and Nebraska and who know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about 251 and the South Bay are confused and they comment and email me things like : "You must just be one special dude,.. everyone in your town  just must love you to death !!" and things like that ,..

But the truth is I have never really felt the love,.. for all my abilities with writing, music, and art,.. They ain't exactly been buildin' fuckin' statues of me around Redondo Beach CA ,..and if ya know what I mean ,. I guess it's some kinda competitive town ,..

Maybe Glen Lynskey and his awesome Guitar skills are so much more worthy than little me and my 93 Songs like "Ben is Dead" and "Brandy",.. ( You fucking Douche ,..You ain't got talent in any League with me ,... None of you Big Mouth South Bay Creeps do ,..there ain't none of you on that level ,..and you all have always known it ,...Buncha fake phony coward little creeps ,... is what ya are ,.. afraid to support a Shark ,... Gimme a fuckin' break ,.. )

Yeah ,..  

,.... back in the days of G.e. , I played many a gig with no one there as i painstakingly went out of my way to hang out and root for others, go to their rehearsals, etc,.. and somebody said to me at Bert's thing the other day : "Ya know Sharky,..you were always one of the coolest nicest most supportive dudes that i have ever met,.. but you probably should have spent more time supporting yourself,..because I barely know about you ,..and it's pretty weird,..considering what I've discovered about you now ,..yer fuckin' rad at music dude,..and hardly anyone around here ever says it ! !!"

Typical ,... 

,... buncha jealous no-talent Douchebags is what ya probably all really are,..

Go have another drink !!  

And when my mind translates this ,..i think it says this  : "Quit being such a nice guy all the time,..try being more of a dick ,... nice guys finish last,... Sharky ,..ya shoulda known that by now ,.."

And it's probably true ,...  

RIP BH ,... I'LL remember those good things about you ,... and I'll pray for you ,.. Thanks for coming out in front of 251 with the baseball bat to back me up against that random douchebag that day ,..things like that - that Bert did ,.. things that i might never do for someone ,.. I'm thankful ,..for that !!  May God Love and Protect him ,.... Forever in Heaven ,... Amen !

Notes:

1: Some Cat ran into the church Saturday and was apparently rubbing against Bert's ashes and flowers and well ,.. Bert being the big cat and animal lover n' all ,..WELL ,..I'll just leave that one to Zak Bagans ,... Wow !!

Bert also had a Love for Raccoons and would feed hundreds of them ,..now ,..if THAT HAD BEEN A RACCOON THAT RAN INTO ST. LAWRENCE ,..I WOULDA FAINTED !!  

2: I guess the conventional thinking is I was the baby of the bunch ,..and "They're" not supposed to get support and respect ,..or they have to "Earn it" or something like that ,.. yeah ,.. YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING PATHETIC !! WHERE'D YA LEARN THAT BRILLIANCE !

3: I have instructed my wife that someday when i am gone ,... that I don't really want a funeral for me ,... I DON'T WANT 'ANY' OF YOU SOUTH BAY PEOPLE COMING AND SAYING 'ANYTHING' GOOD 'OR' BAD ABOUT ME ,... YOU DON'T KNOW ME ,.. AND YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME ,.. AND YOU DON'T CALL ME ,.. YET THERE'S THIS THING WHERE 'IT'S EXPECTED' that I drive up there for you and 'Call you" ,... well ,...I ain't FUCKIN' CALLIN' ANY OF YOU'SE ,.. YOU WEREN'T THERE FOR ME ,... I AIN'T THERE FOR YOU !!

4: Yeah ,.. it probably really 'is' true ,.. I wouldn't advise people to be humble and nice all the time and sweet ,.. it doesn't do ya any good or getcha any love or favors  any better,.. it really just turns ya into a schmuck is what it does !! A schmuck that no one Likes ,.. maybe mean people have got it right and I had it wrong ALL ALONG ,...