DONALD THE DOUCHE IS A BIG PHONY ,...BUT THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO - AND I DON'T WANT PEOPLE FUCKING TAKING CARE OF ME !! I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN !!

People often ask me when I am rarely beheld ...

Clark the Shark ,..

"Why Do you want the Donald ??"

Well,..

I tell them pretty quick ,..

"Because I fucking DON'T WANT HILLARY OR ANY other Fake DEMOCRAT !! ,...THAT'S WHY,...and I don't give a shit about other people's money or how rich they get or how rich they are,...or pathetic phony thoughts like that ,.. My life is up to me,..if I fail, it comes down to ME,..I got no one to blame but MYSELF ... I DON'T WANT ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY'RE 'FIGHTING FOR ME' ...and all that B.s. .... HILLARY DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING CRAP ABOUT ME OR ANYONE ... !!"

And they're always like "But Sharky ,.. What is the Donald gonna do for YOU ?? HOW DO THOSE RICH 1%-er Repubs care about Everlovin' YOU SHARK ??,...and what about "others" ??"

{ ...Just hear me out here ,..I fuckin' LOVE THIS SHIT... }

And then I think for like 2 seconds and I always beam right back :

"I DON'T FUCKING WANT ANYONE CARING ABOUT ME ! That's a fucking pathetic way to Live ,...! I DON'T WANT OR NEED ANY HELP ,... I WAKE UP AT 4:30 AM IN THE FUCKING COLD DARK MORNINGS AND I GO CLEAN SWIMMING POOLS ,..AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF ALL THEY DO IS BITCH ABOUT ME ,... I DO THE BEST THAT I CAN ,...WTF IS THIS SHIT ?? ,.. SINCE WHEN DID WE GROW and Evolve INTO A BUNCHA' Douchebag creepy PEOPLE WANTIN' AND EXPECTIN' OUR FUCKING GOV TO GIVE A SHIT OR FLYING CARE ABOUT US ?,.. GOVERNMENT IS THERE TO BUILD BOMBS AND PAVE FUCKING ROADS !! - THAT'S ALL !!"

And they're like:

"But G.e. Sharky,.. what about the children ? ,.. what about when 'YOU' get sick and or old ,...DON'T YOU WANT TO HELP uh,..People ,..??"

And I say:

"When I'm like 62 and a frickin' HALF ,..SEND ME MY 1300 $ A MONTH SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK - FUCK IT ,... HOW'Z THAT HOMIE ??!!"

or maybe THIS !! IF I'M Driving along in my car,...and suddenly some illegal alien going about 80 rams into me and I'm practically dead  ,.. you can send me checks then ,..how's that ?

And they remind me that it was "Democrats" who "Invented" Social Security and that they are the ones who are so much more caring ,. yeah ,.."caring" as they abort ,. and I'm like "Yeah ,..and God invented the wheel !"

AS YOU CAN SEE ,..the debating with Clark the Shark gets virtually nowhere ,..for we have a problem here,..

Stuck up white promiscuous ladies from Newport,  Hermosa, and Manhattan Beach Starbuck's ( who secretly hate black people ) ,..they don't like Clark the Shark and his weapons of truth ,..

It makes these phonies very nervous ,..

They supposedly and apparently think they feel that we are 'guilty' and "obliged" to 'take care of those LITTLE less fortunates than us" YEAH -SURE THEY DO,.. ,..meanwhile, there are plenty of honest Black and Hispanic people who give the Hermosa sluts the middle finger as they think much like Clark the Sharky from G.e. ,.. but there is always the heavily existing problem of those welfare folks amongst us who will gladly lay around all day playing video games and planning new tattoos and dramas while rarely washing their hands ...and accept phony crazy 'help' checks ,..and checks that contribute to cost us a part of our mighty Whopping 20 TRILLION DEBT !!  They say they can't find jobs anyway and that it's maybe partially "The Man's" fault ,..but certainly it's not Obama's or Nancy Pelosi or Babs Boxer's or Feinstein's causing ,..THEY SAY 'FUCK IT' WE AT WAR ANY WAY or some shit ,...,'MIGHT AS WELL GIVE ME SOME 'ENZ ,..FOR ME AND MY chil'ren ",... it's only money ,...Fool !"

Well ,..these fucking people make me fucking SICK !!

They know exactly what they are doing damn well ,...and they are FUCKING US ALL UP !!

AND I SAY FUCKING CUT THEM OFF ,..AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH THEY RIOT AND BURN THE WHOLE SHITHOUSE TO THE GROUND,..

FUCK THESE PEOPLE !!

They infuriate me ,..

But,..

They don't seem to make those so-called loving and kind and Kompassionate Kardashian types sick one bit though ,.

Interesting there,..

You notice that ?? ,..

They say that "Jesus would say to take care of everyone",..

It's our "Duty" or some nonsense like 'dat ,.. or that much has been given to us and we "Owe" others,..

And I'm Like:  "BULLSHIT ,...JESUS MEANT TO TAKE CARE OF THE BLIND AND THE DEAF AND THE FUCKIN' WHEEL CHAIR BOUND CRIPPLES  ,..NOT JUST THE SHORT UNLOVED PATHETIC WHITE GUYS OR poets and painters and BLACK PEOPLE OR MEXICANS !!  THAT'S NOT WHAT JESUS MEANT YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT !! "

READ THE BIBLE AGAIN !!

YA SCHMUCK !!"

AND IN FACT,..I ,..CLARK THE SHARK ,..EVERLOVIN' GEEK EDITOR IN CHEF ,..FROM ONE BAM MAGAZINE WILL TAKE IT ALL ONE STEP FURTHER !!

,... if you will ,..

I SAY THAT YOU ARE INTENTIONALLY - "PURPOSELY" IF YOU WILL Pal ! ,..UH COMMITTING SIN BY 'TAKING CARE OF DIRTBAGS WHO DON'T WANNA WORK ALL SO YOU CAN GET and cultivate THEIR 'VOTES' ,... HOW'Z DAT SHERLOCK !! ??

And I thinks The Lord might just agree and concur ,..

And yer' committing Mortal Sin by 'accepting' these phony hand outs too - you out there who knowingly do this and collude with it ,... and now you have 6 kids and you CAN'T WORK POSSIBLY now ,.. YOU'LL WORK IN THE NEXT LIFE - BELIEVE YOU ME !!  NO,... it ain't the Holy Spirit or meant to be "Put there by God" ,... it's never good to receive without earning it ,..IT'S PURE EVIL ,..AND A SYSTEM BEYOND YOUR CONTROL RUN BY PURE EVIL !!  ON PURPOSE AND WITH THE GRAND DESIGN ,..OF TURNING YOU INTO A BEAST ,..NOT A MAN - OR WOMAN !!,... INTENT !!

YOU MAY KNOW THIS OR NOT KNOW IT ,.. BUT THE POWERS THAT BE ,..THEY KNOW ONE THANG ,.. THEY DON'T WANT YOU GETTING ANYWHERE ,.. or going any place ,..

In Life ,...

that is ,..

in this little Aquarium called Earth ,..

They Just want you a new kind of slave ,..

,.... FOR  "HELP EQUALS POWER"  from ABOVE ,.. AND AS JIM MORRISON ONCE UTTERED: This World is a will to Power,..and nothing besides ,..

Did you just hear me ,..or you FUCKIN' wanna hear it again ??

They only want to control you ,... THEY DON'T LOVE YOU ...FOOL !

I'M TALKING TO 'YOU!!' ELIZABETH WARREN AND HILLARY AND AL SHARP-TONGUE AND JESSE DIRTBAG AND OBAMA AND ANY AND ALL YOU'SE PIECES OF SHIT DEMOKRATZ ,..YOU FUCKING PHONY ASS FAKE LOSERS ,... JESUS IS WATCHING YOU SHEEP CREEPS ,..AND HE'S GOT HIS EYE'S ON YOU CAREFULLY ,..

SAME GOES FOR YOU ROMNEY, RYAN, W BUSH ,..LYNDSEY GRAHAM , ..PETER KING, ETC,..

You fake money printing phonies ,... NO WONDER RUSSIA AND CHINA WANNA FUCKING BOMB US ,...YOU'RE AS PATHETIC AS THEM !!

YOU'RE WORSE !!

YOU GUYS ARE JUST AS BIG A' PHONIES AS OBAMA OR ANY OF EM' !! That might be why you fund him and his pet projects ,..

OH ,..I KNOW what yer all gonna say ,... you'll be like "Chill out Sharkman,..Welfare n' shit is like only 2 % of the budget !"

"WE GOT ENDLESS MONIES SHARKY FOR SHIT ,..We'll 'never' go broke !! We're here forever - the Golden White Man's US of fucking A forever,...may it wave" 

AWE FUCK YOU ,...SUCK MY FUCKING DICK ,..YOU PIECES OF LOW LIFE SHIT !!

YOU ALL FUCKING MAKE ME SICK ,..

Don't compare some guy getting into a car wreck or getting cancer or getting hurt on the job with some crack head or meth head or common Douchebag ,...YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN !!

And I ain't talkin' about 'ALL' BLACK PEOPLE OR 'ALL' MEXICANS OR 'ALL' WHITES OR WHITE TRASH OR ALL ITALIANS OR ALL IRISHMEN ,..EITHER,..OR ALL A-N-Y-THANG !!

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I MEAN ,... AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT TRUMP IS SAYIN' TOO !

QUIT ARGUING OVER NUTHIN' !!

You phonies ! 

I THINK THIS IS WHY JESUS BEAT THE MONEY LENDERS AND TAX COLLECTORS ,... HE WASN'T BEING SO MAD AT RUSH EIB AND HIS GOLDEN MIKE AND TRUMP SO MUCH AS HE WAS MAD AT THE PEDDLERS OUT THERE IN OUR INNER CITIES ,..PEDDLING FOR THEIR FAKE PHONY VOTES !!!

Peddling to keep this shit going round ,..AND ROUND FOREVER ,.. Constantly talking about the trouble and THE DRAMA ,..AND  doing little for SOLUTIONS !!

They don't want Solutions ,..for problem-solving will mean the beginning of the end FOR THEM !

WHICH BRINGS ME TO DONALD THE DIMWIT,.. AND PHONY 'PUBS !!

THIS GUY IS THE LOWEST OF THE LOW ,..HE HAS BILLIONS OF BANK OWNED DOLLAR$ WHICH MEANS HE CANNOT BE STOPPED ,..AND HE IS TRICKING THE HARDCORE REPUB AND CONSERV SCENES AND WITH THAT WINK ,.. MICHAEL SAVAGE AND ALL THESE GOP OR CONSERV LIBERTARIAN PRAGMATIC RIGHT LEANING PEOPLE OUT THERE,..WE KNOW DAMN WELL THAT DONALD THE DOUCHEBAG IS JUST ONE BIG PHONY,...He ain't the real deal - NO ONE IS NOW ,.. ,..BUT MONEY TALKS ,..AND HILLARY IS THE ALTERNATIVE ,... AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ,..NOT ONE DAMN THANG ,...

Donald the Dummy is never gonna build a wall or Deport anyone ,.. He LOVES THE CHEAP LABOR EVEN MORE THAN OBAMA LOVES IT ! He doesn't care if you can get shot or robbed just walking to yer front door ,..

WELCOME TO AMERICAN DEMOCRACY !!

AIN'T IT BEAUTIFUL !!

RED WHITE AND GLUE ,..


NOTES:

"ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF SYSTEMS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL ,..A PLAGUE (PLAY) UPON YOUR IGNORANCE,.. THAT KEEPS US FROM THE TRUTH WE DESERVE"  -----------------------

EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON : 911 HAPPENED SO THAT IDIOTS COULD GIVE US OBAMACARE !!

Long Long Ago, On Sept 11, 2001,...Terrorists struck America,...

And immediately,...

Democrats began to plot,..

They knew,... That Bush would have to "Do Something",... "Anything" !!

And they also knew,..

That no matter 'what' Bush did,.. they ( and their friends in the media like that fucking pile shit pig named Chris Mathews ),.. would say it was wrong ,..and it was bad !!

If Bush did nothing after 911, Chris Mathews and the Democrats would scream and call Bush weak ; They'd whine about what a wuss Bush was,..

AND you would agree too !!

If Bush attacked, .... 'that' Would be perfect !! Then,.. the Democrats could organize their Street-occupy-thugs to march around as so-called "Antiwar Protesters" ( We saw plenty of that in 2003 and 2004 ),..

AND YOU WOULD AGREE WITH THEM TOO !!

Either way, the Leftists and their friends in the media will try to craft a way for their own Victory ,..and a major defeat for Bush and those Evil racist Gop's ,...

With a war, the media and the Dems constructed "Misery at home" with out of control Gas prices at the pump and families torn apart as loved ones go off to battle ,.. some of course never to return,.. ( AND NOTE HERE ; WHEN DEMOCRATS ARE in the White House During a War,.. You usually hardly don't hear a peep about squat shit ) ,...

The Media and the Democrat Machine can gin up 'Polls" that show just how "Unpopular" that Bush and that mean Old Gop are ,..and that "That's how you feel",.. POLLS SHOW IT !! After all ,...

AND YOU'LL EAT IT AND AGREE ,... AFTER ALL AMERICA - THAT'S WHAT YOU DO ,..YOU LOVE TO BE ENTERTAINED BY DREAMWORKS SKG !!

Well ,..the Plan certainly worked,..

Instead of backing Bush and our country, ,..Democrats and our media turned the World against that mean old Warmonger Bush and his 'cronies,..'

They made Bush Look awful and it worked to perfection,... ( And it's kinda weird how those bad guys in Iraq fought back so hard and for so long too huh ?? My guess is they might not do that if the Tv Sets say THAT THEY'RE LOSING !!  ),...

WELL,...

ALL OF YOU MORONS RAN TO THE POLLS IN NOVEMBER 2006 and You Voted for Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats to take over,.. CONGRESS THAT IS,.. DUMMIES !

That was just fucking genius shit huh ??

But the conniving Democrats had a careful calculated plan all along,..    

You remember.

Way back in the day, they tried and failed during the Clinton years to get us this thing called "Hillary-Care" ,..yeah you recall it,.. I know,..

Well,..

The Democrats could never quite get Hillary Care through the Congress that they controlled in Clinton's first two years from Jan 1993 through 1995,.. Those Democrats back then kinda figured it was a Loser,.. and they were right too !

And little by little ,..and over time,... the Left in Our Country kind of just folded up their tent ....regarding their plans for a National Health system ( Like Britain ) ,..or a Single Payer Plan like those geniuses in Canada have had for quite sometime now,..where they ration doctors ,..and you gotta fly to New York from Toronto ,..if you wanna Live ,...unless you're a dog or a cat ....

Well,..with 911 and the fall out years,.. In 2006, the Democrats began to resurrect their good ol' stupid ideas,... ideas that were dusty, gone, and considered nonsense ,..by even the leftiest of Dem Nutcases,..

They saw that Bush was in trouble deep,..

The Media had put him there,..

And they also saw that American Voters are gullible and that they're idiots,..

There was more than potential that they would run to the Polls and Vote 'against' the once heroic President Bush ,..out of their frustrations and hatred for that damn Iraq War,.. yeah sure,..

Well,..

The Iraq War never bothered me,..

Sure,..I didn't like the way that Bush and Cheney were running it ,..what with us losing thousands of guys n' all ( I thought that Bush should have just nuked that pile of shit ),... But I understand that Wars are Wars,.. and I guess all the contractors need to be paid ,..or whatever,.. Just like Eisenhour warned,.. it's all a colossal calamity ,..but I certainly wasn't one of the ones who was gonna go run and vote against Republicans and Bush,..      

For I know,..

What the Democrat Side of this coin has in store for all of YOU SUCKERS !!

AND THEY USED THE IRAQ WAR .... knowingly too ,..to One Day shove socialized medicine right up all of our arses !! 

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY FUCKIN' DID ,..

DON'T BLAME OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS FOR OBAMACARE,..

BLAME YOURSELVES !!

YOU VOTED FOR THEM IN 2006 !!

YOU VOTED FOR THEM AGAIN IN 2008,..

AND YOU VOTED FOR THEM ONCE AGAIN IN 2012,..

AND 2013 ,..IN VIRGINIA WHEN YOU WENT for Terry McCauliffe,..

So Don't Blame Republicans,..

And Don't blame George Bush for your own life's miseries ,..  

Don't even really blame the Democrats themselves ,.. either,.

BLAME YOURSELF !!

YOU VOTED FOR THIS FUCKING SHIT,..

YOU VOTED FOR IT BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BIG LOUD MOUTH AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS,..YET YOU GO VOTE ANYWAY !!

LIKE AN IDIOT,..

YOU VOTED FOR IT because yer always part of the gang that tells that one lone conservative at the dinner table to shut up and that he never knows what he's talkin' about ,..when really :

IT IS 'YOU' WHO DOESN'T !!

YOU VOTED FOR IT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S SO COOL ,..THOSE HIP DEMOCRATS THAT HANG OUT WITH HIP HOPPERS AND COMEDIANS and Actors,..

Well Congratulations America;

YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT !!

YOU LISTENED TO DAN RATHER AND TOM BROKAW AND DAVID LETTERMAN AND YOU RAN TO THE POLLS IN 2006 TO VOTE THOSE STUPID EVIL KNUCKLE-DRAGGER FLAT-EARTHER REPUBLICANS OUT OF POWER,.. !!

AND NOW YOU HAVE OBAMACARE DIPSHIT !!

GOOD GOING !!

'HOPE YOU GET USED TO LOVING NANCY PELOSI,..

BECAUSE YER SO FUCKING STUPID !!

SHE JUST MIGHT BE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE AGAIN  SOON,..

BECAUSE YOU MORONS MIGHT JUST GO VOTE DEMOCRAT IN 2014 SOME MORE...

MY advice to stupid people is Stop Voting !!

DON'T VOTE !!

BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING !!

LET THOSE MEAN OLD RACIST REPUBLICANS AND TEA-PARTIERS DO THE VOTING,..

Let the Tea-Baggers through !!

THEY Might Just KNOW BETTER WHAT THEY'RE DOING !! Than YOU !!

BECAUSE.,..

When Bush was President, Gas was 1.75 $ a Gallon,.. and Dan Rather didn't like it !!

GAS IS MORE THAN THAT NOW !!

AND BY THE WAY ,..HAVE YA SEEN YOUR HOUSE ???

SOMEBODY ELSE IS LIVING IN IT NOW YOU IDIOT !!