DONALD THE DOUCHE IS A BIG PHONY ,...BUT THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO - AND I DON'T WANT PEOPLE FUCKING TAKING CARE OF ME !! I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN !!

People often ask me when I am rarely beheld ...

Clark the Shark ,..

"Why Do you want the Donald ??"

Well,..

I tell them pretty quick ,..

"Because I fucking DON'T WANT HILLARY OR ANY other Fake DEMOCRAT !! ,...THAT'S WHY,...and I don't give a shit about other people's money or how rich they get or how rich they are,...or pathetic phony thoughts like that ,.. My life is up to me,..if I fail, it comes down to ME,..I got no one to blame but MYSELF ... I DON'T WANT ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY'RE 'FIGHTING FOR ME' ...and all that B.s. .... HILLARY DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING CRAP ABOUT ME OR ANYONE ... !!"

And they're always like "But Sharky ,.. What is the Donald gonna do for YOU ?? HOW DO THOSE RICH 1%-er Repubs care about Everlovin' YOU SHARK ??,...and what about "others" ??"

{ ...Just hear me out here ,..I fuckin' LOVE THIS SHIT... }

And then I think for like 2 seconds and I always beam right back :

"I DON'T FUCKING WANT ANYONE CARING ABOUT ME ! That's a fucking pathetic way to Live ,...! I DON'T WANT OR NEED ANY HELP ,... I WAKE UP AT 4:30 AM IN THE FUCKING COLD DARK MORNINGS AND I GO CLEAN SWIMMING POOLS ,..AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF ALL THEY DO IS BITCH ABOUT ME ,... I DO THE BEST THAT I CAN ,...WTF IS THIS SHIT ?? ,.. SINCE WHEN DID WE GROW and Evolve INTO A BUNCHA' Douchebag creepy PEOPLE WANTIN' AND EXPECTIN' OUR FUCKING GOV TO GIVE A SHIT OR FLYING CARE ABOUT US ?,.. GOVERNMENT IS THERE TO BUILD BOMBS AND PAVE FUCKING ROADS !! - THAT'S ALL !!"

And they're like:

"But G.e. Sharky,.. what about the children ? ,.. what about when 'YOU' get sick and or old ,...DON'T YOU WANT TO HELP uh,..People ,..??"

And I say:

"When I'm like 62 and a frickin' HALF ,..SEND ME MY 1300 $ A MONTH SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK - FUCK IT ,... HOW'Z THAT HOMIE ??!!"

or maybe THIS !! IF I'M Driving along in my car,...and suddenly some illegal alien going about 80 rams into me and I'm practically dead  ,.. you can send me checks then ,..how's that ?

And they remind me that it was "Democrats" who "Invented" Social Security and that they are the ones who are so much more caring ,. yeah ,.."caring" as they abort ,. and I'm like "Yeah ,..and God invented the wheel !"

AS YOU CAN SEE ,..the debating with Clark the Shark gets virtually nowhere ,..for we have a problem here,..

Stuck up white promiscuous ladies from Newport,  Hermosa, and Manhattan Beach Starbuck's ( who secretly hate black people ) ,..they don't like Clark the Shark and his weapons of truth ,..

It makes these phonies very nervous ,..

They supposedly and apparently think they feel that we are 'guilty' and "obliged" to 'take care of those LITTLE less fortunates than us" YEAH -SURE THEY DO,.. ,..meanwhile, there are plenty of honest Black and Hispanic people who give the Hermosa sluts the middle finger as they think much like Clark the Sharky from G.e. ,.. but there is always the heavily existing problem of those welfare folks amongst us who will gladly lay around all day playing video games and planning new tattoos and dramas while rarely washing their hands ...and accept phony crazy 'help' checks ,..and checks that contribute to cost us a part of our mighty Whopping 20 TRILLION DEBT !!  They say they can't find jobs anyway and that it's maybe partially "The Man's" fault ,..but certainly it's not Obama's or Nancy Pelosi or Babs Boxer's or Feinstein's causing ,..THEY SAY 'FUCK IT' WE AT WAR ANY WAY or some shit ,...,'MIGHT AS WELL GIVE ME SOME 'ENZ ,..FOR ME AND MY chil'ren ",... it's only money ,...Fool !"

Well ,..these fucking people make me fucking SICK !!

They know exactly what they are doing damn well ,...and they are FUCKING US ALL UP !!

AND I SAY FUCKING CUT THEM OFF ,..AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH THEY RIOT AND BURN THE WHOLE SHITHOUSE TO THE GROUND,..

FUCK THESE PEOPLE !!

They infuriate me ,..

But,..

They don't seem to make those so-called loving and kind and Kompassionate Kardashian types sick one bit though ,.

Interesting there,..

You notice that ?? ,..

They say that "Jesus would say to take care of everyone",..

It's our "Duty" or some nonsense like 'dat ,.. or that much has been given to us and we "Owe" others,..

And I'm Like:  "BULLSHIT ,...JESUS MEANT TO TAKE CARE OF THE BLIND AND THE DEAF AND THE FUCKIN' WHEEL CHAIR BOUND CRIPPLES  ,..NOT JUST THE SHORT UNLOVED PATHETIC WHITE GUYS OR poets and painters and BLACK PEOPLE OR MEXICANS !!  THAT'S NOT WHAT JESUS MEANT YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT !! "

READ THE BIBLE AGAIN !!

YA SCHMUCK !!"

AND IN FACT,..I ,..CLARK THE SHARK ,..EVERLOVIN' GEEK EDITOR IN CHEF ,..FROM ONE BAM MAGAZINE WILL TAKE IT ALL ONE STEP FURTHER !!

,... if you will ,..

I SAY THAT YOU ARE INTENTIONALLY - "PURPOSELY" IF YOU WILL Pal ! ,..UH COMMITTING SIN BY 'TAKING CARE OF DIRTBAGS WHO DON'T WANNA WORK ALL SO YOU CAN GET and cultivate THEIR 'VOTES' ,... HOW'Z DAT SHERLOCK !! ??

And I thinks The Lord might just agree and concur ,..

And yer' committing Mortal Sin by 'accepting' these phony hand outs too - you out there who knowingly do this and collude with it ,... and now you have 6 kids and you CAN'T WORK POSSIBLY now ,.. YOU'LL WORK IN THE NEXT LIFE - BELIEVE YOU ME !!  NO,... it ain't the Holy Spirit or meant to be "Put there by God" ,... it's never good to receive without earning it ,..IT'S PURE EVIL ,..AND A SYSTEM BEYOND YOUR CONTROL RUN BY PURE EVIL !!  ON PURPOSE AND WITH THE GRAND DESIGN ,..OF TURNING YOU INTO A BEAST ,..NOT A MAN - OR WOMAN !!,... INTENT !!

YOU MAY KNOW THIS OR NOT KNOW IT ,.. BUT THE POWERS THAT BE ,..THEY KNOW ONE THANG ,.. THEY DON'T WANT YOU GETTING ANYWHERE ,.. or going any place ,..

In Life ,...

that is ,..

in this little Aquarium called Earth ,..

They Just want you a new kind of slave ,..

,.... FOR  "HELP EQUALS POWER"  from ABOVE ,.. AND AS JIM MORRISON ONCE UTTERED: This World is a will to Power,..and nothing besides ,..

Did you just hear me ,..or you FUCKIN' wanna hear it again ??

They only want to control you ,... THEY DON'T LOVE YOU ...FOOL !

I'M TALKING TO 'YOU!!' ELIZABETH WARREN AND HILLARY AND AL SHARP-TONGUE AND JESSE DIRTBAG AND OBAMA AND ANY AND ALL YOU'SE PIECES OF SHIT DEMOKRATZ ,..YOU FUCKING PHONY ASS FAKE LOSERS ,... JESUS IS WATCHING YOU SHEEP CREEPS ,..AND HE'S GOT HIS EYE'S ON YOU CAREFULLY ,..

SAME GOES FOR YOU ROMNEY, RYAN, W BUSH ,..LYNDSEY GRAHAM , ..PETER KING, ETC,..

You fake money printing phonies ,... NO WONDER RUSSIA AND CHINA WANNA FUCKING BOMB US ,...YOU'RE AS PATHETIC AS THEM !!

YOU'RE WORSE !!

YOU GUYS ARE JUST AS BIG A' PHONIES AS OBAMA OR ANY OF EM' !! That might be why you fund him and his pet projects ,..

OH ,..I KNOW what yer all gonna say ,... you'll be like "Chill out Sharkman,..Welfare n' shit is like only 2 % of the budget !"

"WE GOT ENDLESS MONIES SHARKY FOR SHIT ,..We'll 'never' go broke !! We're here forever - the Golden White Man's US of fucking A forever,...may it wave" 

AWE FUCK YOU ,...SUCK MY FUCKING DICK ,..YOU PIECES OF LOW LIFE SHIT !!

YOU ALL FUCKING MAKE ME SICK ,..

Don't compare some guy getting into a car wreck or getting cancer or getting hurt on the job with some crack head or meth head or common Douchebag ,...YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN !!

And I ain't talkin' about 'ALL' BLACK PEOPLE OR 'ALL' MEXICANS OR 'ALL' WHITES OR WHITE TRASH OR ALL ITALIANS OR ALL IRISHMEN ,..EITHER,..OR ALL A-N-Y-THANG !!

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I MEAN ,... AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT TRUMP IS SAYIN' TOO !

QUIT ARGUING OVER NUTHIN' !!

You phonies ! 

I THINK THIS IS WHY JESUS BEAT THE MONEY LENDERS AND TAX COLLECTORS ,... HE WASN'T BEING SO MAD AT RUSH EIB AND HIS GOLDEN MIKE AND TRUMP SO MUCH AS HE WAS MAD AT THE PEDDLERS OUT THERE IN OUR INNER CITIES ,..PEDDLING FOR THEIR FAKE PHONY VOTES !!!

Peddling to keep this shit going round ,..AND ROUND FOREVER ,.. Constantly talking about the trouble and THE DRAMA ,..AND  doing little for SOLUTIONS !!

They don't want Solutions ,..for problem-solving will mean the beginning of the end FOR THEM !

WHICH BRINGS ME TO DONALD THE DIMWIT,.. AND PHONY 'PUBS !!

THIS GUY IS THE LOWEST OF THE LOW ,..HE HAS BILLIONS OF BANK OWNED DOLLAR$ WHICH MEANS HE CANNOT BE STOPPED ,..AND HE IS TRICKING THE HARDCORE REPUB AND CONSERV SCENES AND WITH THAT WINK ,.. MICHAEL SAVAGE AND ALL THESE GOP OR CONSERV LIBERTARIAN PRAGMATIC RIGHT LEANING PEOPLE OUT THERE,..WE KNOW DAMN WELL THAT DONALD THE DOUCHEBAG IS JUST ONE BIG PHONY,...He ain't the real deal - NO ONE IS NOW ,.. ,..BUT MONEY TALKS ,..AND HILLARY IS THE ALTERNATIVE ,... AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ,..NOT ONE DAMN THANG ,...

Donald the Dummy is never gonna build a wall or Deport anyone ,.. He LOVES THE CHEAP LABOR EVEN MORE THAN OBAMA LOVES IT ! He doesn't care if you can get shot or robbed just walking to yer front door ,..

WELCOME TO AMERICAN DEMOCRACY !!

AIN'T IT BEAUTIFUL !!

RED WHITE AND GLUE ,..


NOTES:

"ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF SYSTEMS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL ,..A PLAGUE (PLAY) UPON YOUR IGNORANCE,.. THAT KEEPS US FROM THE TRUTH WE DESERVE"  -----------------------

MICHAEL SAVAGE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND HIS NAME IS DONALD TRUMP !!

Michael Savage doesn't Exist.

The Right ignores him ,..

The Left ignores him too ,..

They are a buncha' feeble little pussies ,..afraid of some guy ,..

And they are both in agreement and with a wink ,..

The best way to handle and deal with Michael Savage is to just pretend that he isn't there,..

( And someday when he dies, they'll probably find some way to just ignore that too ),..

This is way beyond cowardly ,...

This is straight outta' George Orwell style fiction ,..

Only it's real ,..

Great Britain has acknowledged Savage at least,..

They have banned him ,..

From entering their country ,...

that is,...

And I myself kinda know the feeling,..

In my days of walking this Earth ,...this sorta thang has happened to me too ,..

It's called:  "It's what happens to those bad little R-I-G-H-TWINGERZ" ,..guys,.."

All the Liberals and lefties are cool,..

They can chill at Starbucks with all the babes,..

And all the well behaved righties too ,..they are welcome to hang out ,.. maybe ,..

Yeah ,..

Maybe even high-five each other,.. here n' there,.. Later on in the night ,..

Yeah ,..certain righties from Fox are in the cut ,..

that is,..

Just so long as they are slender, tall, and well dressed,... maybe well versed ,..

But Dr. Savage is more than just a pathetic little short guy to the Good Looking Fake Boobs Machines ,.. and one who needs a gun and a body guard and a big Limo ,.. and plenty of Great literature around to protect him ,..

Savage is a very extremely rare Truth bomb,..

and he doesn't mess around,..

Michael is highly talented and skilled and his art goes into that rare one-of-a-kind territory ,..

And they say "Republicans and Conserv's  have been through shit and Liberals are full of shit" ,... and they ain't just whistlin' Proverbial Dixie there and yelpin' for nuthin' when you hear that babbled ,.. Savage's box is INDEED checked for past sufferings indeed ,..

HE'S EARNED HIS KEEP !

And As he says ,... he baits the hook with his heart,..

But it goes way beyond that,..

Savage is like Jim Morrison or Peter Gabriel or David Bowie or John Lennon or any major genius you can conjure up ,..  BUT ALL ROLLED INTO ONE !!

He makes the Clowns at Fox and CNN Look beyond third rate,..

he is poetic and he can draw extreme and obvious Jealousy ...and from well connected buffoons or otherwise and if ya know's what I mean's ,... and no ,..not just for his skill ,.. but because he can do all this from a five foot four stature ,.. believe me ,..it's fucking amazing to behold ,..EVEN FROM MY VIEW !

True ,...his New York Accent helps a lot ,.. but even if he had a squeaky shrill voice like Hannity ,... he would still be awesome ,..

Michael Savage is not one in a million ,... HE IS ONE IN A BILLION !!

HE ALWAYS TELLS IT LIKE IT IS ,... AND HE AIN'T AFRAID TO EXCORIATE THE RIGHT ,...JUST AS MUCH AS THE LEFT,... even when he stumbles, it's almost interesting despite the cringe ,..

Yeah ,..he can go after Fox with equality to CNN or Msnbc or NBC ,..

I USED TO HATE SAVAGE FOR THIS ,..

and maybe a part of me still does,..

WAY WAY BACK IN LIKE 2003 AND EVEN BEFORE,.. he would make fun of George W. Bush and berate him on the air  ,...way WAY ahead of his time ,... almost as if he had his own version of Frank Zappa's "We're only in it for the money" ,..oh how I wished Savage would stop ,.. 

I said he was costing the Gop the upcoming 2006 election,..

I said that his clever and irreverent and ironic funny attacks were just crushing Bush and the Gop Conserva-movement back in those 00's ,..  

Yeah ,..a 2006 election loss was gonna be owned by him ,..the "Ross Perot of the airwaves" as Mark Levin coined him way back then ,.. HE WAS BLOWING IT !! AND FOR US ALL ! 

And maybe he was,..

And maybe he DID !!

BUT MAYBE THOSE GOP'S 'DESERVED' TO LOSE BACK THEN ,... WHICH GAVE THE DEMS THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOVE OBAMACARE UP ALL OUR ASSES later on !! USING THE IRAQ WAR,.. working with creeps like Dan Rather and other toxic media ghouls,..

MAYBE IF SAVAGE WOULD HAVE JUST shut his mouth ,..we would never have had all those 2006 Creepy Nancy Pelosi Democrats that November,..

but it wasn't meant to be ,..

And rare genius cannot be explained,.. 

And needle in the haystack geniuses do think alike ,..

and they are a rare breed ,..and in a rare little corner,.. OF THEIR OWN FANTASY REALITY !

they are feared,..

seldom revered ,.. 

impossible to understand for the average yahoo on the street,..

,..and more than,..

Just ,..because people are cowards,..

and people are afraid ,..

they don't understand rarity ,.. 

and yeah ,..sometimes, the genius chokes up when grouped with others,.. and it takes them that while to catch fire and stand out,.. they work so much better all alone !! 

that's because they're not used to any acceptance ,..

they are truly the stallions that run alone MEANT TO BE !,.. AND BELONG INDEPENDENT AS FUCK !! 

People Like Zappa and Savage cannot even be judged by us mere people mortals,..

for they are beyond our realm ,.. and beyond,.. OUR CONTROL !

I would like to think of myself in this group,..

But I know the truth real,..

I am only a talented hack,..

Guys like Frank Zappa and Michael Savage are geniuses who went to schools and write books - THEY DO MORE THAN JUST MEMORIZE LIKE SOME LIBERAL OR SOME SCUM LAWYER SO THEY CAN PASS TESTS ! I wish I could really hold a candle to people like these !

,.. I can only try and pretend ,... but I'm pretty fuckin' close,..

I hope,..

Which brings me to Trump,..

When Trump goes on Michael's show, he shows his true genius ,.. and he winks at all us "rightwingers" OUT THERE that he is aware, alert, and very smart,..and just like US ,...

He "Gets it" he appears to say ,..

WELL,..

I SORTA BELIEVE TRUMP,..

AND I SORTA DON'T !!

BUT MICHAEL SAVAGE SEES A LIGHT HERE ,..

HE IS A SHORT SLIGHT MAN IN PERSONA APPEARANCE AND HE CANNOT RUN FOR PRESIDENT - HE WOULD NEVER GET THE VOTES of the good looking elites ...forget the fact that people hate the guy anyway ,... SO HE IS DOING IT VICARIOUSLY  ,...THROUGH THE ANGER AND RAGE,..REAL OR NOT ,..FROM DONALD TRUMP,.. and Trump's 45,000 Person crowds ,..

And Let me wrap this up with a lil' story here ,..

There was once this Democrat named Dennis Kucinich ,..he was a real short annoying dude ,.. and I knew he would never get anywhere,.. but he was whiny and persistent and he got people to both feel sorry for and fear him somehow ,..

Savage is kinda like that,..

TRUMP IS NOT !!


Notes:

Those 2 Cowards Hannity and O'Reilly don't acknowledge Savage,... WOW !! WHAT A COUPLE OF WEENIES THEY ARE !

And Greg Gutfeld and all those little creeps on Red Eye ?? They don't have Savage On ,... fucking little spineless Losers ,.. YOU DON'T BELONG ON TV ! 



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