PICKING PENCE IS A SELL OUT TO EVERYTHING TRUMP HAS BEEN RUNNING ON For THE PAST 12 MONTHS !!

Mike Pence wouldn't be awesome if he was from Ohio ,.. 

Pence wouldn't be dandy if he was from Virginia ,..

Pence wouldn't be Amazing if he were from Florida ,..or Pennsylvania ,.. 

but,.... 

MIKE PENCE ISN'T FROM ANY OF THOSE !!


TRUMP THINKS HE IS PULLING A GENIUS MOVE HERE ,..TAPPING INTO THE GRAY HAIRED OLD MAN'S BRIGADES WELL INSIDE THE GOP,.. 

HE AIN'T TAPPIN' NUTTIN-HONEY !!

Even 'they' don't agree with Pence,..

PENCE IS Virtually E-V-E-R-Y-THANG TRUMP HAS STOOD AGAINST ! 

PENCE IS FOR NAFTA ,..

PENCE IS A FREE TRADER,..

PENCE IS AN OPEN BORDERS RINO IF EVER ONE EXISTED !!

PENCE ISN'T EXACTLY A TEA PARTY DARLING FAVORITE !!

PENCE CRITICIZED TRUMP'S MUSLIM BAN COMMENTS,..

PENCE IS LOW ENERGY,..

He seems Feckless ,..

EASY GOING,..

A LOTTA FAUX NEWS & CNN BLOVIATORS AND SUCH ARE MUMBLING TODAY ALREADY IN CABLE NEWS circles HOW PENCE WAS THE WRONG PICK,..

How Trump is showing that Poor Judgement that,..we knew he might ,..

AN' YA FUCKIN' KNOW WHAT ??

THEY'RE FUCKIN' A RIGHT JACKSON !!

TRUMP PUCKED UP HERE,..
WITH FENCE ,...

and Big time !! baby !

NOT ONLY HAS HE GIVEN LIBERALS A TOILET PAPER LOGO FODDER THAT HE DIDN'T NEED TO GIVE THEM,..

BUT HE'S GIVING US GOP VOTERS OUT HERE FUCKING FITS TODAY,..

WE DON'T LIKE MIKE PENCE,..

HE'S ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT DRIVES US CONSERV'S NUTS,..

He makes Paul Ryan look like a fucking stud Porn Star,.. This Guy is blase with A FUCKING CAPITAL 'BE' !!,...

AND NOT ONLY THAT,..THE GUY IS CLICHE ' ,........ So Standard Issue and Run Of the Model T Mill ,... he could make you PUKE FROM REDUNDANCY !! ,...

Talk Radio People ain't exactly in Love with the placid Penster ,..

HE TALKS ,..AND VERY GENTLY ,..OUTTA BOTH SIDES OF HIS MOUTH ,..and seemingly at all times,..

Pence is so mellow,.. this fucking guy could put you to sleep so fast he would make Ben Carson seem like a dark cup of very high caffeine FOLGERS !! 

And ,...WE DON'T NEED THE STATE OF INDIANA ,..

HEY TRUMP,..I GOT NEWS,..THAT'S A STATE THAT WAS GONNA VOTE GOP ,..

uh ,..anyways ,.. 

A DARK RED PLACE THAT WON'T FIDDLE AROUND WITH THE LIKES OF OBAMA OR DEMOCRATS EVER AGAIN,...

WE NEEDED OHIO ,..AND JOHN KASICH,..

MAYBE EVEN FUCKIN' PORTMAN !!

WE NEEDED FLORIDA AND RUBIO ,..OR EVEN RICK SCOTT !!

WE NEEDED THE TEA PARTY - WE NEEDED TED CRUZ ,... BUT YOU HAVE PISSED THAT GUY OFF SO MUCH NOW THAT HE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN ACCEPT THAT SUPREME COURT GIG TOMORROW THAT YOU'LL OFFER HIM !!

MIA LOVE WOULDA BEEN RAD,..

THAT WOULDA BEEN NICE,..

AND CLEVER,..

YOU WOULDA KILLED 2 BIRDS THERE !!

RICK PERRY WOULDA BEEN FINE N' DANDY,..

NEWT WOULDA BEEN OK ,..though 'Dude is fuckin' old as Moses !!

Susana Martinez woulda been GOOD TRUMPY !!

YOU PISSED HER OFF TOO !!

THE FAT PIG WHO EATS FUCKING EVERYTHANG FROM JERSEY WOULD BEEN FUCKING-A HUNKY DORY !!

WHY PENCE ??? !!!

Why Did you Pick this Guy Trump ???

THE GUY SUCKS ,..

HE IS SO BORING AND RUN-OF-THE-MILL,..

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ??

This guy is strictly for people who play GOLF ,..

BUT HE WOULD EVEN GIVE THEM NAPPY TIME ,... 

PENCE IS A HORRIBLE CHOICE,..

WHAT ABOUT MAJOR ALLEN WEST,..

EVEN I FORGOT ABOUT THAT GUY and failed to mention him ,..

What about IVANKA ???

EVEN 'SHE' WOULDA BEEN BETTER THAN PENCE ,..

SHEEEESH ,...

THIS SUCKS,...


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Notes:

1: My theory ,... Trump is trying to keep ALL THE FOCUS ON HIM AND OFF HIS VP ,....hhmmm ?? maybe's ?? ,....

2: Is Trump such a tight Ego-Maniac ,..that he was afraid Christie might be able to grab as much attention as he gets ??

3: Is Trump secretly afraid that "Little" Marco is a-actually SMARTER than the Trumpster ?? Ditto here Cruz ,..

4: Did Trump fear that Newt would come to be known as "Trump's Brain" much like Karl Rove was for G W Wuss ,... 

5: BEN CARSON would have set the Web and Social Media on ABSOLUTE FIRE !! THERE WOULD have been no way to come back against this genius surgeon ,... anybody attempting stuff on him woulda looked like a fool idiot on Facebook, etc,.. Instagram ,.,. Pence is a way easier target !!

6: Does Trump really think he is so 'YUGE' that he can just 'win' Ohio ,... without somebody from there,... WELL,..HE BETTER THINK ABOUT THAT AGAIN !!

7: NAFTA is very important to Voters in 2016 with "Jobs" on their minds ,...Why would Trump Pick a guy who has a solid past of being PRO NAFTA ?? THIS MAKES NO SENSE AND SHOWS TRUMP 'REALLY' DOESN'T SLEEP ,..AND DOESN'T THINK !! ,.....