GOP CONVENTION NIGHTMARE : COWARD TED WON'T ENDORSE ,...BORING PENCE A SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE CHARACTER !!

The Gop Convention has been Quirky ,..

yeah ,..it's been interesting ,... I can't really say horrible or Great,..

The last few days have had ups and downs ,..

There has been exciting explosive moments ( Like when Chris Christie grabbed the podium ) ,..and there has been boredom ( Like Pence tonight ),..and there has also been confusion AWKWARD shockers ( Ted Cruz tonight ) ,.. 

There has been some media generated nonsense of course,.. you know the Liberals have to cook up their invented crap ,.. ( Melania's so-called plagiarism from the other night ),..  { Of course the media doing ANYTHANG it can to hurt Melania as to not harm Hill the Thrill from Arkansas ...}  

This convention has had a little of it all,..

There was Laura Ingraham excoriating certain GOP Brassmen who hide in the shadows out there ( think Jeb and George and others ,..Rove ?? ,..),.. 

There was a mild dust up in the crowd ,..maybe an attempt at a 1976 style Gop fiasco ,.. but it didn't Last ,...

There were Two Trump Sons who were outstanding ,..in fact better than the Donald himself ,...gulp ,..maybe,..

Tomorrow night ,..We get the lovely Ivanka ,..we'll see how it goes for her,.. and it will probably go well,..

And then at last,... we shall get entertained by Donald the Dimwit ,..himself ,..in the flesh ,.. in July 21st's Grand Finale '....

Donald The Dummy will grab the podium microphone and likely brutalize Hillary Clinton in his own Boorish way for like 45 minutes plus ,..and yeah ,..we will eat it all up and love it ,..as the Trumpster of course grabs his post convention "Bounce" ,..the next few days ,..

( Rasmussen, Fox,  and Quinnipiac will probably show that the Don is suddenly up over Hillary by like 25 % ) ,.. while CNN, NBC and USA-Today and CBS will say the That Trump got 'no help' from the Convention much ....and that in fact ,..things have gotten even worse,..as he is now 'down' by even 'more' than he was before ,..and before was hopeless,..

Yeah sure,... whutevverr ,..blah blah ,.. yellow journalism , etc,..

But anyway ,.Lets talk about Ted Cruz tonight ,..Teddy the Coward !! As in the "Cowardly Lion Ted",..

Now Ted the Schmed hit the podium and the mic' tonight ,..looking more like a confused Shemp from the Three Stooges than a guy who was once running for the highest office in the land recently ,.. 

Ted in his typical clumsy fashion ,..was slowly 'building' to something as he orated,. ,..but just like one of those nights where ya haven't watched enough porn or taken yer little blue pill long enough ago ,.. the sexual tension and suspense ,..just uh ,..wasn't working ,..quite as well ,..as it could and should ,..maybe,..

TONIGHT WILL DESTROY WHATS LEFT OF LYIN' LION TED,...

..... 'FINISH THIS CLOWN OFF FOR GOOD,..

'WHEN',.. Ted could have hit the ball outta the park and autographed it too ,... and "supported" Dumbwit Donald the Bankrupt Clutz ,.. he instead seemed to stumble all over himself ,..AND IN THE WORST WAY !

Gosh ,..it was painful to watch ,...

but I kinda feel Ted somewhat ,..I can see why he did this in a way ,..while others can't ,..

I'm one of those short and slight overlooked dudes in Earth ,..

and ,... When people have dissed you all yer life,..or made fun of you at a crucial time and moment,..you 'will' do stupid shit ,... or maybe it's smart dignified shit by telling them ALL TO JUST EAT SHIT ,.. !!

BUT I THINK TEDDY FUCKED UP HERE,..

AND BIG TIME,..

This time !

HE CAN 'KEEP' HIS DIGNITY and 'secretly' hate the Donald ,..but OPENLY ,..TONIGHT ,..HE SHOULD HAVE GRACEFULLY TALKED UP THE DON IN FRONT OF THE CROWD,.. IT WOULDA'  LOOKED CLASSY EVEN THOUGH COWARDLY ,.. in light of what the Trumpster has said about Goofy Ted ,..

BUT HE LOOKS LIKE TWICE THE COWARD TONIGHT ,..WITH THIS CRAP THAT HE DECIDED TO DO THIS EVENING IN CLEVELAND !! 

NOW ,..TED LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL SCHMUCK !!

NOW HIS POLITICAL LIFE,..JUST MAY BE,..UH,..OVER ROVER !!

He may have to Kiss his 2020 ambitions adios Amigo ! 

Ted may gain popularity with some creeps out there who lurk in Tea Party circles ,..maybe even some Establishment ones,..

BUT IN GENERAL : TED CRUZ SUCKED TONIGHT !!

And it just may be permanent this time hombre ! 

,..And it may just be time soon ,..for Ted to toddle away ,..FOR GOOD TOO !!

NOW ONTO THE Dense Pence,..

This guy reminds me of that actor dude from the 40 Year old Virgin Movie and IN that BAD WAY ,..

PENCE GOT up on the stand and comically SAID NOTHING ,..and for like a half an hour !! 

I needed a fucking Cup of Coffee just looking at this Moron on my Tv screen ,..

I don't know where Trump found this clown BUT HE NEEDS TO BE "FIRED" and ala classic Trump style !! ,....'GET NEWT,.. GET CHRISTIE ,..GET CARSON ,..GET RICK PERRY ,...BUT BRING US SOON A-N-Y-ONE ,..BUT THE PENSTER ! 

PLEASE GAWD !!!!!!!

The Affects of Pence are showing signs of beginning to harm the Trumpy ,..and tonight certainly MAYBE was the glaring trigger ,..and the one the Apprentice Trump may need to learn AND EVOLVE  from: 

HAVING A BORING VEEP WHO PLEASES THE BALD HEAD GOLF GALLERIES BRIGADES IS NOT NECESSARILY THE GOOD SOLUTION !! 

YA GOT THAT YET Sherlock FRUMPY TRUMPY ??

NOW LETS TALK SOME CHRISTIE,..

THIS BLOVIATING FAT HOG GRABBED THE MIC tonight AND HE WAS RELENTLESS ON HILLARY AND IT WAS BELIEVABLY SCARY - and from start to finish !!,..this bleeding mouthed bovine sounded like he could convince a die hard communist how Saul Alinsky should be executed and he could get the commie to twine the rope too !!

This Fat Krispy Creme eating idiot spared no one as he chopped up and axed Arkansas Hill ( and Bill too ) in a way that went beyond showing no mercy ,... BOY ,..NOW THAT I SAW THIS ,...OH HOW I WISH TRUMPY WOULDA GRABBED THIS FAT PIG INSTEAD OF THE boring little Indiana Suit ,...

it was 'as if" Christie "Was' the Veep ,.... and he could care less whether he WAS OR WASN'T ,..AND IF YA'S KNOWS WHAT I MEANS COUSIN' !!

He let it all loose and he let it all fly and in even better than typical Christie ATTACK fashion,..

if ya want the truth ,..it was way better than Trump AND at his absolute BEST !! 

HE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY GUYS WHO TOOK THE STAND WHO REALLY TOOK THINGS ALL ,..TO THAT NEXT LEVEL !!

THERE WAS ALSO THIS ANGRY BLACK PREACHER DUDE tonight ,..he was really good ,..though few on either side will really bother to hear him,...

Can't say that I 'can't wait' for tomorrow ,... but the Trump will speak ,..AND WE WILL INDEED SEE !!