I GUESS ALABAMA DOES SMOKE CRACK !

There are millions of people out there who Love to make fun of Alabama ,..and places like it ,..

They say that Alabama is a buncha' backwoods Rednecks and Hillbilly Crackheads and Base-Heads ,..Galore ,..

Don't turn yer back on this kinda White Trash ,..they might steal ya blind,..

And the Black People there,..ain't much better,..if ya's knows' what I means,..they chew on toothpicks as they listen to lame ass country or hip hop ,..even worse !!

And sometimes,..

these fucking Nutcases might even do the unthinkable : AND VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT ???

WTF ???

( Well ,..to be fair ,..they haven't in 25 years ,..) 

I thought Alabamans were God Fearing Christian folk ,..Rock ribbed for the Red, White, and Blue,..

I had no idea they were a buncha FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS who just wanna live in trailers ,..and suck on Free Healthcare ,..they got from that Numb-Nuts Obama ,..

Or maybe I quietly ,....DID !!

Alabama had a Golden Chance yesterday to elect Probably our country's best Real Strong Conservative Candidate ,...Nationwide ,..Judge Roy Moore ,..a man who once defended our Ten Commandments ,..

ROY MOORE WAS THAT 'ONE" US SENATE VOTE THAT WE NEEDED TO FINALLY GET RID OF OBAMACARE,... AND A BUNCHA OTHER SOCIALIST WORTHLESS SHIT TOO ,.. 

Now,... that window may be closed ,... and that chance could be GONE FOREVER !!

McCain, Murkowski, and Susan Collins loom as Large as ever now ,... but it's even WORSE NOW ,..AS THE GOP HAS LOST JEFF SESSIONS TO TRUMPS' LAME ADMIN ,.. ( AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD TRUMP TAB SESSIONS AT ALL ,.. A CRITICAL DUDE WE NEEDED IN THE SENATE AND NOT AT AG !! WHERE HE IS WEAK !! )

YES,... INSTEAD,... Alabama chose to elect a Pro Abortion Classic RACIST DEMOCRAT FROM THE DEEP SOUTH ,...SOME CLOWN NAMED DOUG JONES,... Who wants to keep black people glued forever to Welfare and terminating their pregnancies !! HEY ,.. DO YOU TOOTHLESS IDIOT ALABAMA RETARDS EVEN REALIZE THAT JONES IS IN FAVOR OF PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION AND ABORTION RIGHT UP TO THE DAY BEFORE BIRTH YA DUMMIES ???? 

SO ,..WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN' HERE ALABAMA ??

YOU'RE AFRAID TO VOTE for a guy because Fake News Cnn says he molested women 49 FUCKING YEARS AGO ??

THE WHOLE STORY WAS FUCKING FAKE CONCOCTED BULLSHIT B.S - YOU IDIOTS ,..

COULDN'T YOU PLAINLY SEE THAT ??

Or,.. Are you hidin' something there Alabama ??

Do you feel GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING YERSELF HMMM ?

SO AFRAID TO BE SEEN VOTIN' AT THE OL' POLLS YESTERDAY YA'ALL ??

YOU JUST ELECTED SOME FUCKING GEORGE SOROS SOCIALIST YOU FUCKING IDIOTS !!

AND WHAT THE FUCK ,...

I Checked the voting stats,... it seems 700,000 Republicans decided "Not" to Vote for Judge Moore ,...yeah ,... that's kinda funny ,...1,318,000 Million of you voted for Trump on Nov 8, 2016 ,..and then suddenly less that 700,000 of you decided to "Get-out-The-Vote" yesterday ??

Huh,..seems really odd,..

yeah ,..I know ,..I know ,..it was probably Voter Fraud ,.. there probably were millions of you but the George Soros machines only somehow counted half of you ,..

It's possible ,.. probably likely ,..as they will discover in dissecting this Vote and the ,...FRAUD COUNTIES LIKE MONTGOMERY ,..WHICH IS ALABAMA'S VERSION OF MIAMI-DADE ,..WE SEE NOW !! ,...MORE DEMOCRATS VOTING THAN Registered Democrats in the area,.. people voting three times, etc,..

But that's another blog,..

I'm going to play the Angel's advocate here,..

And assume that our Anderson Cooper phony FAKE MEDIA IS CORRECT ,... AND THAT YOU ALABAMA PEOPLE ,.... ARE FUCKING DUMB AS FUCK !! And largely sat this one out ,..

AND YOU STAYED HOME DECEMBER 12,..2017 ,..

Afraid to come out and vote for Moore as Democrats all raced to the polls,..miraculously getting out more than 92 % of their Vote,.. ( yeah right they did ,..BS ),..

Why the Sam hell would you do this to us Alabama ??

Yeah ,..I know I know ,... Voters go back and fourth almost automatically ,.. When there's a Repub prez ,..they all race to vote Dem,..

when there's a Dem at 1600 ,..they all run out to Vote Tea Party Gop ,..

We know ,..blah blah,..we know,..

But Please,.. GIMME A FUCKING BREAK HERE !!

THIS WAS A US SENATE SEAT ,..ONE THAT WAS HELD BY SESSIONS !!

HAVE YOU YAHOOS BEEN WATCHIN' FOX ??

WE HAVE A GOOD ECONOMY,..JOBS AND THE DOW ARE WAY UP ,... BLACK PEOPLE HAVE JOBS GALORE !! EVERYTHING IS GOOD - WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT ,... PARTICULARLY A DOUCHEBAG LIKE THAT PHONY DOUG JONES !!

YEAH ,..I KNOW I KNOW ,...DEMOCRATS WERE BALLOT STUFFING,..THEY WERE BUSSING IN VOTERS FROM MISSISSIPPI ,.ETC ETC,..

BUT EVEN 'THEY' KNEW,.. that this race was hopeless,.. Alabama is a dark Red of the Reddest States,.. there aren't many democrats even there,.. 

This thing was a Done-Deal ,..that's even "With" the Fake RINO ESTABLISHMENT POLLS AT FOX NEWS SHOWING JONES AHEAD BY TEN AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE,... People on the boulevards just laughed at Fox,..or did they ..??

Roy Moore ,...Much like Luther Strange ,..or Sessions ,..had this Red Stater in the Proverbial BANK SUCKER !! OVER AND OUT !!

All you guys had to do was just even slightly come out and gently vote and we would have WON DAMN IT !! WE BARELY LOST ,..JUST BY THE 20,000 DEMOCRAT FAKE ABSENTEE AND PHONY PROVISIONAL MAIL-IN BALLOT VOTES,..THAT'S ALL ,... DEMS DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO DIG UP THE DEAD FOR THIS ONE ,..THEY 'KNEW' THEY WERE TOAST ,..IN ALABAMA!! ,..

AND YET ,..

DEMOCRATS WON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU ARE LAZY AND YOU are all sayin' : "I'm not gonna bother to vote because Moore is Just gonna win easily anyway ,... Everybody is votin' for him" ,..

BULLSHIT !!!

REPUBLICANS AND CONSERVATIVES NEED TO STOP DOING THAT ,. !!

EVERYBODY "ISN'T" GOING TO ALL COME OUT AND VOTE,... "YOU" NEED TO GET OUT AND VOTE !!

Do ya got that yet dimwits ???

OTHERWISE THE DEMOCRATS ARE GONNA TAKE BACK THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE IN NOVEMBER 2018 ,..AND THEN WE ARE ALL FUCKED !!! JUST LIKE 2006,..WHICH LED TO 2008 ,..WHEN WE GOT THAT IDIOT FROM HAWAII OR INDONESIA IN THERE,.. !! OR WHERE-EVER THE FUCK HE WAS FROM ,..

SORRY ALABAMA !! BUT YOU NEED TO BE SCOLDED FOR WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY !!

YOU HAVE BEEN BAD,... AND YOU NEED TO BE BITCH-SLAPPED ,..

YOU HAVE FUCKED OUR WHOLE COUNTRY YOU FOOLS !!

BY NOT COMING OUT AND VOTING LIKE YOU WERE VOTING FOR TRUMP RIGHT AFTER ONE OF HIS MAGA RALLIES ,.. YOU have screwed our country ,..

And screwed us really bad too ,...

With Doug Jones,...