Saturday, March 26, 2016

DAVID BOWIE 1947 - 2016.

It took me a while to write this,.. 

That day a while ago, when we all heard Bowie died ,..was quite the shock ,..

I wanted to write something then ,..But I couldn't,..

I cried that night,..

And I rarely cry,..   

Of all the bands and solo artists that Clark the Shark from G.e. was into over the years ,..and grew up on,.. 

There was NOTHING ,.. 

AND I MEAN NOTHING,..

that influenced me,.. 

Like David Bowie,.. 

Ya see,.. 

Bowie didn't really need all his wild antics and weird uniforms,..

He was FUCKING AMAZING without 'any' of that !!

He had the weirdest lead singing voice, ..low and grovely British ... and oh did the Shark try to copy it ,..

And he was like the cool and mysterious big brother nobody ever had ,...

In songs from "Brandy" to "It Ain't Easy" to "Search And Destroy" ,...the Iggy Pop honored 1992 G.e. track recorded with "Wild" Billy Krodel back there at Jet City Sound Studio in El Segundo Calif,.. .. and others !

Shit man ,... you could definitely hear some Thin White Duke for sure !  

And boy ,..it gets me thinkin' again about my life back there in the South Bay of Redondo Beach and Torrance,..

Oh yeah ,...he most certainly does,..

Bowie's music ,..for me,..was an escape 

,... and an escape from all the Douchebags,..

And shit man,..I would listen ,..so attentively,..

I had nothing else to do ,..

Nobody was more into Bowie than me ,.. !!

And yeah ,..even in the Phil Keegan on guitar days ,.. You can hear Bowie in those early G.e. tracks from "Racers' to "Number One" ,...'The Magic Man' ,..etc,..etc,..

And,..

Unlike so many of the 1990's talentless Dumb asses who got famous and rich with Record Label deals ,..signed because they were Liberal dudes with some Soros like "Guru" with money backing them,... everybody knows that Clark the Shark had "Real Actual Talent" and on the level of people from Bowie to Zappa ! 

Clark the Shark 'could' really play an accomplished guitar AND DRUMS ,..AND LEAD VOCALS TOO ,....

Produce, Play Live, etc,..

YEAH ,..I wasn't just another South Bay music hack ,... hangin' out an' drinkin' beers,.. 

I wrote balls to the walls songs like "Hey Negrita" and "White Black Thang" and "No takers" ,..honest AND brutal unafraid lyrics that took a shit ON EVERYBODY,..

And you all out there seem to show no signs of stopping listening to all my shit ,..anytime soon ,..

BIG TEEN DOLLARS ,... I WAS THE ZAPPA "WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY" guy from the South Bay ,... AND I WAS SO NAIVE ,...I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT MYSELF !! 

AND I WAS WAY ahead of my time ,..I invented shit like Grunge and was already bored with it by the time some heroin slamming geek from Seattle and his two bit shit band made it so big ,..with the help from scumbags like Gold Mountain entertainment and Liberal agenda creeps like David Geffen, etc,..

I did it all ,..with no money ,..OR NONE OF THAT CRAP !!

Nahh,...

Clark the Sharks a real musical warrior ,... 'cause I do it all alone ,..and my kinda talent scares the living shit outta little cowards who try to make fun of me ,..CAUSE THEY SUCK !!,...Plus,..I do all this amazing shit from a feeble five foot six  demeanor ,... I ain't a good looking tall slender surfer Cali dude here who can beat people up  ,..and from 2006 to 2012,..I ruled the fucking internet ,..

And you seemed pretty impressed,..

I use my life experience in my tracks and it it shows so much, you all out there either get nervous and run or YOU SIT THERE AND HEAR THE WHOLE FUCKING SONG and IT REMINDS YOU OF YOU AND YOURS !!

CLARK THE SHARK has rarely been supported,... seldom revered ,..at least to my face,... but it's funny how so many people want to copy and ape the musical ideas ,..of Clark the Shark and guys out there like him ,.. Clark the Shark from G.e. is a rare breed ,..a rare talent indeed ,... there ain't nothing like me out there,..on the internet or otherwise,..

Little pathetic coward men want to criticize it and find every little detail of where it's wrong and where it can gain improvement with their involvement and expertise  ,.. when they suddenly realize ,... they are in no conference at all and Clark the Shark is IN FIRST PLACE IN THE DIVISION ,...HE HAS THE MOST GOALS SCORED TOO ,..AND ASSISTS,..

But the darn guy just won't listen,..

he can't be 'trusted',...

Awe fuck !!,,..

and I could recreate this all LIVE ,..whether it was with Greg Tarpley or Martin Silva or Palle Carlson drumming or Ted or Flipper or whoever,... nothing rocked like Clark the Shark and his songs,.. ON STAGE ,..

When you went and saw G.e. play Live,.. and heard "Winers, Diners, and Social Climbers,.." blasting LOUD ,... YOU 'KNEW' WHICH ONE OF THOSE THREE DUDES UP THERE ,..was the "Clark the Shark Guy" ,.. !!

And I learned it ALL ,...

FROM DAVID BOWIE ,...

NOT SO MUCH FROM HACKERS LIKE LED ZEP AND THE WHO ,..

NOT FROM IGGY POP AND ZAPPA !!

( Certainly not from Frank ,..his kind of amazing talent is really way out of my league ) ,... 

But David Bowie ,..he had a "Heart" in all his songs,... you could both feel his life ,..and couldn't ,..

Bowie was a genius way beyond even 'his' understanding,...

Bowie's songwriting,..and right from those early 1960's album ,..was 'storytelling' ,..after years of listening to the Beatles,... I discovered that Bowie made them look like amateurs,...

But when he took things to those next levels ,.. like on three phenom albums in a row ( The Man who Sold the World, Hunky Dory, and Ziggy ) ,...things got scary ,..

It became clear that Bowie was one of only a handful of people doing 1990's rock ,... in the 70's ,..

and later on ,...even when Bowie began to slightly stumble ,..and was writing less catchy stuff,.. he was being AMAZINGLY  innovative ,... much like the Beatles Revolver ,..with his "Berlin Trilogy" from the mid to late 70's ,... that is where Bowie began to speak "A new language" musically ,... and he was suddenly introducing us all to ,.."The 1980's ",,...

THIS GUY WAS AHEAD OF HIS TIME EVEN 'MORE' THAN ZAPPA ,... IN MANY ,..ways ...

Bye Dave !!

Rip

I know that I will meet you someday ,..on that other side ,...

I wish I could have recorded with you ,..some drums or guitar,... I wish that YOU could have heard me sing,..

You would have been proud my friend,..

You may have even wanted to sue me for plagiarism !!  !!

-Clark the Everlovin' Shark

G.e. 

Editor in chef

BAM MAGAZINE ,..
MARCH 26, 2016 ,..   

"I'M GUILTY !!,.... I WISH THAT I WAS SORRY THIS TIME ,.... I WISH THAT I COULD PAY FOR MY CRIME ,... I CAN'T HELP ,....    " ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

REAL ACTUAL RACISTS HATE THE CONCEPT OF DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE ISN'T RACIST LIKE LIBERALS ARE.

Hey Liberal !!

DON'T CALL ME A FUCKING RACIST ANYMORE YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG ,..

You SUCK !

I'm sick of yer broken record shit !

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT'S 'YOU' WHO IS THE REAL RACIST !!

You're always runnin' around "Proud" of something ,..
Yer always tryin' to get people to go against people ,..and when you don't get yer way ,..you lay down and cry ,..

YEAH ,..YOU GUYS ARE DUMB and you can't think ....beyond your video games, expensive tattoos, and medical weed ,...VERY FAR !

You get nowhere ,..so you have to team up in the streets with other violent geeks ,..

SO LET'S BREAK THINGS DOWN HERE,..

Why do all these little pathetic "Occupy" type creeps Hate the Donald so much ,..??

These little dirtbags who live at home with mommy who suck at everything they try to do ,..

These little cretin phonies and FAKES !!

I don't see any of these silver spoon pimply faced whitey kids goin' to any black neighborhoods ,..

DO YOU ???

These little creeps who spread disease as they can't take 3 minutes to wash their flu and cold spreading hands ,... who refuse to clean their rooms ,.. etc,..

I don't even see how they can wipe their own asses as they live in their coddled La-La Land ,.. that's way TOO TECHNICAL !

Oh,..I wish this was Heaven Mr and Miss Lib,..trouble is ,..THIS IS EARTH ! WELCOME TO THE SHOW !

YEAH ,..WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM HERE ,..

AND TRUMP CAN BE AS 'VULGAR' AS HE WANTS ,..I'M sick of these stuck up goody two shoes Libs in the media whining about Trump and his "Language" ,..they are just PLAINLY afraid of the guy !! They don't seem to mind when some mindless Lib drops F-Bombs though ,.. YOU NOTICE THAT ?

They are scared of Trump,..

Afraid of his EFFECTIVENESS !!

AND THEY FUCKIN' KNOW HILLARY IS GONNA LOSE TOO !!

BERNIE TOO,..

( OH ,...That is if she ain't indicted ,... Which SHE SHOULD BE !! ) ,.. BTW...

She's just good at barking and coughing ,.. and wiping servers ,..

So what is so bad about what Trump ( and so many conservatives ) says ,.. according to all these Lib geniuses ??

TRUMP HAS SAID REPEATEDLY THAT HE HAS NOTHING AGAINST MEXICANS in general  ,... HE HAS SOMETHING AGAINST ILLEGAL ALIENS ,..

THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT YA DUMB ASSES !!  

THERE ARE ILLEGAL ALIENS HERE FROM E-V-E-R-YWHERE ! 

NOT JUST MEXICO !

What the hell does that have to do with anything ??

,...and

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BANNING MUSLIMS FROM ENTERING OUR COUNTRY IF THEY ARE GONNA KEEP BOMBING SHIT ??

Like they did in Turkey 2 days ago ,... Like they just did in Brussels moments AGO !

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT DISCUSSION EITHER !!

AND AS I HAVE SAID AND WRITTEN BEFORE ,.. THERE ARE 'WHITE PEOPLE' HERE IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW FROM EVERYWHERE !! FROM IRELAND ! FROM THE UK ! FROM AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND AND CANADA TOO  ! FROM SOUTH AFRICA AND GERMANY AND SWEDEN ,..ETC !!

I DON'T FUCKING WANT THOSE WHITE PEOPLE HERE AND I AM WHITE !! 

THOSE HIGHLY EDUCATED AND INTELLIGENT WHITE PEOPLE COME HERE - AND THEY TAKE OUR JOBS !!

Do you get that yet ???

WHAT ,..ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE RACIST HERE again ,..??

I SAID WHITE PEOPLE YOU FUCKING MORONS !!

YA GOT EARS ???

WE WANT AMERICANS - BORN HERE - TO BE FIRST IN LINE ,...FOR THE JOBS !! AND THE CHANCE !! To get that education so they don't end up living in a toilet ,..

QUIT FUCKING COMING HERE !!

TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN COUNTRIES OUT THERE !!

GET IT TOGETHER MAN !!

What makes you think that you just GOT TO GET TO AMERICA ??

FIX UP YOUR OWN FUCKING COUNTRIES ALREADY !!

YEAH ,.. We know you got corrupt drug dealer dictators running the shows out there AND ALL OVER THE PLANET ,..err whudeverr,.. We've tried to help you ,..and then you ran behind the local Liberal genius queues YOU HATE FREEDOM,.. ANYWAY  ,..SO FUCK YOU !! DEAL WITH YER SHIT !

And why do you come here,.. and then bitch about us ??

Stay home and bitch about yer own country !

FIX IT !!

And why do stupid Liberals aim to divide ??

With race,.. with culture ?? with you name it ??

They Love every category , box, identity ,..every way they can possibly separate ,..and they don't even know why themselves,.. Oh the genius higher ups elite Libs like Soros , etc,..they fuckin' know ,..they know what they are doing ,.. Tryin' to stop those churchy types from getting to the top and or just GETTING AHEAD ! 

YEAH ,.. LIBS JUST KNOW THREE WORDS:

 "GET IN BOX" !! <------

AND ,..... probably what ?? because some bearded older liberal professor told them that it's so hip ??

OR THEIR COKE DEALER ??,...

PRACTICALLY ALL THEY DO IS SMALL TALK ,... I wonder where they get their more crap beyond that ? I guess from the 'creativity' in their drugs,..

Yeah ,..

Liberals are rarely original ,..they can't think anything up ,..they steal ideas from little lone conservatives out there,.. because the lone wolf conservative is a genius ,..with vision ,..and LIBERALS ARE CERTAINLY ,..NOT !! 

Their Music today sucks !

They're TV Shows and movies suck too !

They're too busy Following ,... the latest trend or the typical rebellion ,..whatevers in fashion ,.. they're worried about other people's money or houses or lives,.. or drama's ,..

LIBERALS CAN'T COME UP WITH ONE ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR IDEA,..

ALL THEY DO IS COPY AND APE AND STEAL ,...

THEY FUCKIN' GOT NUTHIN ' !! NUTTIN' HONEY ! 

THEY DOMINATE THE TV AND RADIO AND MOVIES BECAUSE THEY GOT CLEVER DOUCHEBAGS Up in Hollyweird WITH MONEY WHO KNOW WHAT TO DO:

THEY PROMOTE LOWLIFES WITH NO TALENT ,.. 

THAT'S WHAT THEY DO !

THEY WANNA CONVINCE US THAT the top is the BOTTOM ,.... 

that druggie douchebag is king and queen ,..

And get them to the very top !! that's what they do ,..promote drug addicts,.. and then write about them,..and their dramas ,..

AND THAT'S WHAT LIBERALS GOT !!

ZERO TALENT !!

ZERO ORIGINALITY ,..

JUST THEFT !

AND THEFT IS HOW THEY LIVE OUT THERE TOO !!

They gladly take YOUR hard earned money so they can pump out MORE babies and crank out more welfare checks and culture like fucking tasty bread !

Gives em' time to play more video games,..

AND THEY GOT PLENTY OF DOUCHEBAG CREEPS like Obama , Hillary and Reverend Al, to scream at you and call you a "racist" IF YOU'SE DON'T LIKE IT !! 

SO THE DONALD IS NOW A RACIST HUH ??

THE SAME DONALD THE DOUCHE WHO was on the Apprentice all those years at NBC ,..and never seemed Repub to any of us back then ?? I don't remember anyone calling the guy a racist then ,..and for like 15 years ,...what ? was he in the closet the whole time ?? Fuck ,..you follower Libs are DUMB !

You guys out there really think the Don is down with the Klan ??

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE 'YOU' ARE !!

You think We Christian People hate people of color ?? YOU THINK I WASTE MY BRAIN WITH THAT SHIT ,... THAT'S WHAT DEMOCRATS DO BUDDY ! NOT ME ,... they are the ones who pretend how they're always so worried about divisions - as they divide and DIVIDE CONSTANTLY !! ITS ALL THEY DO !

JUST ASK OUR COMMANDER IN THIEF FROM JAKARTA !

MANY OF US ,... WE AIN'T PROUD OF BEING WHITE ,..WELL ,..I can't speak for EVERYBODY or others ,..but I personally ,..

I don't hate people ,..and certainly not FOR NOTHING: NO REASON !

I LOVE ALL PEOPLE ,..

I SEE THE BEAUTY !!

I 'DO' HATE WHITE RACISTS THOUGH ,..

BUT I THINK IT'S 'YOU' LIBERALS WHO HATE !!

in a general sense ,...

YOU HATE BECAUSE YOU ARE FRUSTRATED,..

IN FACT, YOU REALLY DON'T EVEN THINK MUCH ,..SO MAYBE ,... you don't even know exactly WHY ,..you hate,.. or how to ,..some other Lib has to 'teach' you !

YOU JUST KNOW THAT YOU DO

instinctively ,..

YOU ARE SMALL PAWNS WHO ARE CONTROLLED,..

YER TRYIN' TO GET BIG AND RICH ,..but there is no real mission ,..except for one someone else told you ,..some racist who told you to keep being PROUD ,.. WHEN WE ALL KNOW PRIDE ONLY DESTROYS ,..

AND ALL IT TOUCHES !!

YEAH ,..

You're way beyond  misguided ,... but you can't blame no one BUT YOU !!

SOME LIBERAL with a beard told you to be proud of being black or proud of being Mexican or proud of being gay or Proud of this and proud of that when we all know when we die ,.. that GOD HATES ANY PRIDE !!

You can't take ANY OF that before God ,...

YOU NEED TO KEEP SHIT TO YOURSELF LIBERAL AND QUIT BLABBING IT IN EVERYBODY ELSE'S FACE ,..ALL BECAUSE YOU ARE INSECURE, UNTALENTED, AND A PAWN ,.ALL BECAUSE YOU ARE CONSTANTLY LOOKING AROUND FOR APPROVAL AND ACCLAIM OR AN AUDIENCE ,..ALL BECAUSE you get nervous and look around for some mentor to back you up and with a wink ,.. ,..because you know yer WRONG ,..AND WHEN YER WRONG ALL ALONE ,..IT GETS REAL BAD !!

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TALENT LIBERAL ,..

BUT EVEN WORSE,..you try to closet those who don't agree and or think Like you ,..you try to silence them ,..you ban them and boycott anything you don't LIKE ! 

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GOT NOTHIN' !!

NO ABILITIES,..

EVERYTHING BIG IN THE WORLD OR IN THE MEDIA ,.. YOU STOLE FROM SOME ORIGINAL Lone INDEPENDENT AND PRAGMATIC THINKING CONSERVATIVE out there ,..DIDN'T YOU ??

YER JUST A LITTLE COWARD ,..

Just a little thief ,..

YOU GET DRUNK AND DO DRUGS ,..BECAUSE IT HITS YOU THAT YER WORTHLESS AND JUST SOME RICH BIG LIB UP IN BEVERLY HILLS IS BACKING YOU ,... OTHERWISE NO ONE WOULD EVEN KNOW ABOUT YOU ,..

Then suddenly you get a buncha fake friends cause yer famous and it hits you that ordinarily ,..EVERYONE ALWAYS JUST HATED YOU BEFORE,...

Yer sad and suicidal Liberal ,... that's what you are,... AND AT THE END OF THE DAY ,..THAT'S ALL YOU REALLY ARE ! 

BECAUSE YOU LACK ORIGINALITY ...

BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO REAL CREATIVITY ,.. 

YOU SUCK !

In fact,..that's all you ever REALLY WERE AT ALL !!

A FOLLOWER - NEVER A LEADER ,... AND AT BEST,... JUST THE LEADER OF THE FOLLOWERS,..

YOU DO WHAT YER TOLD and take marching orders and you would just get into the oven and maybe even with a helpful smile ,..

Yer so stupid ,..there isn't even a voice in your head to listen to ,..and if there ever is ,..there must be something wrong ,..and it's time to get high ,..

YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO YOURSELF !!

THAT WOULD BE SELFISH ,..LIKE A 1%-ER OR A REPUBLICAN ,..THAT would be wrong ,..

You have to worship and follow others ,..you have to watch reality shows and RHOA and the Kardashians , etc,.. AND WENDY !

YOU'RE AFRAID OF YOURSELF SO YOU GET RID OF YOU AND DO WHAT SOME BEARDED RETARD TELLS YA AND YOU JUMP INTO SOME IDENTITY BOX ,..AND THAT'L GET RID OF YOU ,..and you'll join up ,..with some,..community ,..

Oh gee,... great,..

Wonderful,..

YOU CAN'T BE ALONE LIBERAL ,..YOU'RE NEEDY ,.. YOU HAVE TO BE WITH PEOPLE ,..
You're social,..

I guess we'll call it ,... a soc-ia-lite,..

BUT YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT PEOPLE OR ANYTHING ,..THAT'S WHY YOU RARELY GIVE TO CHARITIES WHILE THOSE BIG GREEDY REPUBLICANS ALWAYS DO AS YOU WHINE AT THEM FOR BEING So GREEDY ,..

You can't be greedy ,..You're poor ,..cause yer morally BANKRUPT ! SO DON'T WHINE ABOUT TRUMP,..

You hate People with money but then Google the networth of all those celebrities that you so worship and then you discover that they are ALL worth 80 million ,.... while you were mad at some banker that's worth 3.,..

While you were "Occupying" Wall Street or a Trump rally ,..you forgot that Ellen and Ben Afleck and Leonardo all got 200 million,...

$$$ YOU STUPID LIBERAL ,..

But that's ok huh ,..because those are good "Liberal" people huh ??

They CARE about people ,..don't they ??

YEAH SURE THEY FUCKIN' DO LITTLE LIBERAL !!

SURE THEY DO !!

JUST LIKE,..

YOU,..  really do,..

HUH ??

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Sunday, March 20, 2016

DONALD THE DOUCHE IS A BIG PHONY ,...BUT THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO - AND I DON'T WANT PEOPLE FUCKING TAKING CARE OF ME !! I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN !!

People often ask me when I am rarely beheld ...

Clark the Shark ,..

"Why Do you want the Donald ??"

Well,..

I tell them pretty quick ,..

"Because I fucking DON'T WANT HILLARY OR ANY other Fake DEMOCRAT !! ,...THAT'S WHY,...and I don't give a shit about other people's money or how rich they get or how rich they are,...or pathetic phony thoughts like that ,.. My life is up to me,..if I fail, it comes down to ME,..I got no one to blame but MYSELF ... I DON'T WANT ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY'RE 'FIGHTING FOR ME' ...and all that B.s. .... HILLARY DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING CRAP ABOUT ME OR ANYONE ... !!"

And they're always like "But Sharky ,.. What is the Donald gonna do for YOU ?? HOW DO THOSE RICH 1%-er Repubs care about Everlovin' YOU SHARK ??,...and what about "others" ??"

{ ...Just hear me out here ,..I fuckin' LOVE THIS SHIT... }

And then I think for like 2 seconds and I always beam right back :

"I DON'T FUCKING WANT ANYONE CARING ABOUT ME ! That's a fucking pathetic way to Live ,...! I DON'T WANT OR NEED ANY HELP ,... I WAKE UP AT 4:30 AM IN THE FUCKING COLD DARK MORNINGS AND I GO CLEAN SWIMMING POOLS ,..AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF ALL THEY DO IS BITCH ABOUT ME ,... I DO THE BEST THAT I CAN ,...WTF IS THIS SHIT ?? ,.. SINCE WHEN DID WE GROW and Evolve INTO A BUNCHA' Douchebag creepy PEOPLE WANTIN' AND EXPECTIN' OUR FUCKING GOV TO GIVE A SHIT OR FLYING CARE ABOUT US ?,.. GOVERNMENT IS THERE TO BUILD BOMBS AND PAVE FUCKING ROADS !! - THAT'S ALL !!"

And they're like:

"But G.e. Sharky,.. what about the children ? ,.. what about when 'YOU' get sick and or old ,...DON'T YOU WANT TO HELP uh,..People ,..??"

And I say:

"When I'm like 62 and a frickin' HALF ,..SEND ME MY 1300 $ A MONTH SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK - FUCK IT ,... HOW'Z THAT HOMIE ??!!"

or maybe THIS !! IF I'M Driving along in my car,...and suddenly some illegal alien going about 80 rams into me and I'm practically dead  ,.. you can send me checks then ,..how's that ?

And they remind me that it was "Democrats" who "Invented" Social Security and that they are the ones who are so much more caring ,. yeah ,.."caring" as they abort ,. and I'm like "Yeah ,..and God invented the wheel !"

AS YOU CAN SEE ,..the debating with Clark the Shark gets virtually nowhere ,..for we have a problem here,..

Stuck up white promiscuous ladies from Newport,  Hermosa, and Manhattan Beach Starbuck's ( who secretly hate black people ) ,..they don't like Clark the Shark and his weapons of truth ,..

It makes these phonies very nervous ,..

They supposedly and apparently think they feel that we are 'guilty' and "obliged" to 'take care of those LITTLE less fortunates than us" YEAH -SURE THEY DO,.. ,..meanwhile, there are plenty of honest Black and Hispanic people who give the Hermosa sluts the middle finger as they think much like Clark the Sharky from G.e. ,.. but there is always the heavily existing problem of those welfare folks amongst us who will gladly lay around all day playing video games and planning new tattoos and dramas while rarely washing their hands ...and accept phony crazy 'help' checks ,..and checks that contribute to cost us a part of our mighty Whopping 20 TRILLION DEBT !!  They say they can't find jobs anyway and that it's maybe partially "The Man's" fault ,..but certainly it's not Obama's or Nancy Pelosi or Babs Boxer's or Feinstein's causing ,..THEY SAY 'FUCK IT' WE AT WAR ANY WAY or some shit ,...,'MIGHT AS WELL GIVE ME SOME 'ENZ ,..FOR ME AND MY chil'ren ",... it's only money ,...Fool !"

Well ,..these fucking people make me fucking SICK !!

They know exactly what they are doing damn well ,...and they are FUCKING US ALL UP !!

AND I SAY FUCKING CUT THEM OFF ,..AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH THEY RIOT AND BURN THE WHOLE SHITHOUSE TO THE GROUND,..

FUCK THESE PEOPLE !!

They infuriate me ,..

But,..

They don't seem to make those so-called loving and kind and Kompassionate Kardashian types sick one bit though ,.

Interesting there,..

You notice that ?? ,..

They say that "Jesus would say to take care of everyone",..

It's our "Duty" or some nonsense like 'dat ,.. or that much has been given to us and we "Owe" others,..

And I'm Like:  "BULLSHIT ,...JESUS MEANT TO TAKE CARE OF THE BLIND AND THE DEAF AND THE FUCKIN' WHEEL CHAIR BOUND CRIPPLES  ,..NOT JUST THE SHORT UNLOVED PATHETIC WHITE GUYS OR poets and painters and BLACK PEOPLE OR MEXICANS !!  THAT'S NOT WHAT JESUS MEANT YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT !! "

READ THE BIBLE AGAIN !!

YA SCHMUCK !!"

AND IN FACT,..I ,..CLARK THE SHARK ,..EVERLOVIN' GEEK EDITOR IN CHEF ,..FROM ONE BAM MAGAZINE WILL TAKE IT ALL ONE STEP FURTHER !!

,... if you will ,..

I SAY THAT YOU ARE INTENTIONALLY - "PURPOSELY" IF YOU WILL Pal ! ,..UH COMMITTING SIN BY 'TAKING CARE OF DIRTBAGS WHO DON'T WANNA WORK ALL SO YOU CAN GET and cultivate THEIR 'VOTES' ,... HOW'Z DAT SHERLOCK !! ??

And I thinks The Lord might just agree and concur ,..

And yer' committing Mortal Sin by 'accepting' these phony hand outs too - you out there who knowingly do this and collude with it ,... and now you have 6 kids and you CAN'T WORK POSSIBLY now ,.. YOU'LL WORK IN THE NEXT LIFE - BELIEVE YOU ME !!  NO,... it ain't the Holy Spirit or meant to be "Put there by God" ,... it's never good to receive without earning it ,..IT'S PURE EVIL ,..AND A SYSTEM BEYOND YOUR CONTROL RUN BY PURE EVIL !!  ON PURPOSE AND WITH THE GRAND DESIGN ,..OF TURNING YOU INTO A BEAST ,..NOT A MAN - OR WOMAN !!,... INTENT !!

YOU MAY KNOW THIS OR NOT KNOW IT ,.. BUT THE POWERS THAT BE ,..THEY KNOW ONE THANG ,.. THEY DON'T WANT YOU GETTING ANYWHERE ,.. or going any place ,..

In Life ,...

that is ,..

in this little Aquarium called Earth ,..

They Just want you a new kind of slave ,..

,.... FOR  "HELP EQUALS POWER"  from ABOVE ,.. AND AS JIM MORRISON ONCE UTTERED: This World is a will to Power,..and nothing besides ,..

Did you just hear me ,..or you FUCKIN' wanna hear it again ??

They only want to control you ,... THEY DON'T LOVE YOU ...FOOL !

I'M TALKING TO 'YOU!!' ELIZABETH WARREN AND HILLARY AND AL SHARP-TONGUE AND JESSE DIRTBAG AND OBAMA AND ANY AND ALL YOU'SE PIECES OF SHIT DEMOKRATZ ,..YOU FUCKING PHONY ASS FAKE LOSERS ,... JESUS IS WATCHING YOU SHEEP CREEPS ,..AND HE'S GOT HIS EYE'S ON YOU CAREFULLY ,..

SAME GOES FOR YOU ROMNEY, RYAN, W BUSH ,..LYNDSEY GRAHAM , ..PETER KING, ETC,..

You fake money printing phonies ,... NO WONDER RUSSIA AND CHINA WANNA FUCKING BOMB US ,...YOU'RE AS PATHETIC AS THEM !!

YOU'RE WORSE !!

YOU GUYS ARE JUST AS BIG A' PHONIES AS OBAMA OR ANY OF EM' !! That might be why you fund him and his pet projects ,..

OH ,..I KNOW what yer all gonna say ,... you'll be like "Chill out Sharkman,..Welfare n' shit is like only 2 % of the budget !"

"WE GOT ENDLESS MONIES SHARKY FOR SHIT ,..We'll 'never' go broke !! We're here forever - the Golden White Man's US of fucking A forever,...may it wave" 

AWE FUCK YOU ,...SUCK MY FUCKING DICK ,..YOU PIECES OF LOW LIFE SHIT !!

YOU ALL FUCKING MAKE ME SICK ,..

Don't compare some guy getting into a car wreck or getting cancer or getting hurt on the job with some crack head or meth head or common Douchebag ,...YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN !!

And I ain't talkin' about 'ALL' BLACK PEOPLE OR 'ALL' MEXICANS OR 'ALL' WHITES OR WHITE TRASH OR ALL ITALIANS OR ALL IRISHMEN ,..EITHER,..OR ALL A-N-Y-THANG !!

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I MEAN ,... AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT TRUMP IS SAYIN' TOO !

QUIT ARGUING OVER NUTHIN' !!

You phonies ! 

I THINK THIS IS WHY JESUS BEAT THE MONEY LENDERS AND TAX COLLECTORS ,... HE WASN'T BEING SO MAD AT RUSH EIB AND HIS GOLDEN MIKE AND TRUMP SO MUCH AS HE WAS MAD AT THE PEDDLERS OUT THERE IN OUR INNER CITIES ,..PEDDLING FOR THEIR FAKE PHONY VOTES !!!

Peddling to keep this shit going round ,..AND ROUND FOREVER ,.. Constantly talking about the trouble and THE DRAMA ,..AND  doing little for SOLUTIONS !!

They don't want Solutions ,..for problem-solving will mean the beginning of the end FOR THEM !

WHICH BRINGS ME TO DONALD THE DIMWIT,.. AND PHONY 'PUBS !!

THIS GUY IS THE LOWEST OF THE LOW ,..HE HAS BILLIONS OF BANK OWNED DOLLAR$ WHICH MEANS HE CANNOT BE STOPPED ,..AND HE IS TRICKING THE HARDCORE REPUB AND CONSERV SCENES AND WITH THAT WINK ,.. MICHAEL SAVAGE AND ALL THESE GOP OR CONSERV LIBERTARIAN PRAGMATIC RIGHT LEANING PEOPLE OUT THERE,..WE KNOW DAMN WELL THAT DONALD THE DOUCHEBAG IS JUST ONE BIG PHONY,...He ain't the real deal - NO ONE IS NOW ,.. ,..BUT MONEY TALKS ,..AND HILLARY IS THE ALTERNATIVE ,... AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ,..NOT ONE DAMN THANG ,...

Donald the Dummy is never gonna build a wall or Deport anyone ,.. He LOVES THE CHEAP LABOR EVEN MORE THAN OBAMA LOVES IT ! He doesn't care if you can get shot or robbed just walking to yer front door ,..

WELCOME TO AMERICAN DEMOCRACY !!

AIN'T IT BEAUTIFUL !!

RED WHITE AND GLUE ,..


NOTES:

"ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF SYSTEMS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL ,..A PLAGUE (PLAY) UPON YOUR IGNORANCE,.. THAT KEEPS US FROM THE TRUTH WE DESERVE"  -----------------------

HEY TRUMP !! YA WANNA WIN THIS THANG OR NOT ?? DROP TED CRUZ A MONEY BAG RIGHT NOW NEAR THE X ON THE POLE !!

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  Hey Donald the Dummy !!

Dude,..  

Do you gotta' fuckin' Clue ?? 

Ya wanna end this race right now On March 20, 2016 ,...then do what you know ya got's ta !!

Do what you've been secretly doing for like the Last ten months already behind the scenes !! 

DROP OFF TED CRUZ HIS MONEY BAG ALREADY !! YA NUTCASE !!  


,..DUH ,.... !!


C'MON DON ,.. 

WE ALL WANNA START IN ON HILLARY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ,... ALL OF US OUT HERE ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, AND FACEBOOK ,..WE ARE READY TO GO HERE,..WITH CRUSHING AND DESTROYING THE WITCH FROM LITTLE ROCK ,..WE GOT THE GOODS ON HER ,..WE'RE GOOD TO GO !! TIMES A' WASTIN' !!...

BUT THERE'S A HITCH ,...  

Ya see,..

YEAH ,... A PROBLEM IF YOU WILL ,..  

A monkey wrench stuck in the armor ,...

WE GOT THIS Crazy TED CRUZ GUY ,...AN' HE WON'T GET OUT AND GO THE FUCK AWAY !!

Yeah Yeah Blah blah,..he has a chance to Win just as much as you ,....SURE HE DOES ! SURE,..

It's time to think creatively and constructively Donald ! 

YA GOTTA DO WHAT YER GOOD AT DONNY THE DUMMY .....AND GET THIS GUY THE BAG OF GOODS THAT HE'S BEEN AFTER FROM YOU ALL ALONG,..

Ya thinks maybe ???????

Plus,..there's always THAT BONUS maybe to come too ....ya know ,.... An Endorsement from Teddy the Snake !!

I MEAN C'MON DON,... YOU'VE GREASED OFF O'REILLY, HANNITY, JERALDO, ANDERSON COOPER, ETC,..   

And yer about to hit all the Ladies at the View, The Talk, RHOA ,...etc,..etc,..

YOU'VE BEEN DROPPIN' BAGS OF CASH EVERYWHERE ALL ACROSS THIS COUNTRY FOR EV-ER-Y-BODY,..

BUT YA FORGOT TED CRUZ MY FRIEND !!

And he's getting pretty sore here ,... he feels neglected !! 

AND HE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT CHAP !!

YOU GOTTA GREASE THAT WHEEL ,..AND THEN, IT'S OFF TO CLEVELAND AND #TRUMP2016 BABY !!  

MITT AND The Gop elites and higher Ups gang will be firmly EATING SHIT THEN !!

.... Just have a magical bag of currency suddenly appear out of some airplane in Ted's backyard Pool ,..waterproof of course ,.... NO ONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN IT IN ANY WAY OR KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM ,...IT JUST DROPPED IN !!

OH WHAT ???

Yer tellin' me that yer a "Self financed" and "Honest" Campaign ??

BULLSHIT YOU ARE !!

C'MON DONALD THE DIMWIT !!

QUIT BEING TIGHT WITH THE DINERO !! 

WE ALL KNOW THAT THIS RACE WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER LONG AGO AT IOWA AND NEW HAMPSHIRE HAD YOU BOTHERED TO SPEND A DIME NOW N' THEN !!

NOW,..

TAKE THE HINT FROM CLARK THE SHARK FROM G.E. 

PAY OFF TED CRUZ AND MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR !!

THE SOONER WE ALL GET GOING WITH HILLARY AND HER FITS OF COUGHING AND DOGGY BARKING - THE BETTER !!

-Clark the Everlovin' Shark

BAM MAGAZINE

EDITOR IN CHEF ,...

PS: YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GIVE MARCO THAT BAG THE OTHER DAY AFTER HE DROPPED OUT ,... BUT THAT WAS NICE ANYWAY ,..

AND I DOUBT THAT MARCO WILL BE GIVING IT TO THE WOUNDED WARRIORS OR ANYTHING ELSE,...

HIM AND THE WIFE ARE HEADED FOR THE POCANO'S OR THE CAYMAN'S ! 

OH AND WHILE YER AT IT ,..DONNY ,..

Remember the ol' Shark and all my Twitter and Facebook work ,..

I could use a kick back too ,..

I know I am just some unknown guy in the shadows ,...but I don't think all this Trump Momentum would be here today ,... without ME !

REMEMBER,..

I 'WAS' PROBABLY THE ORIGINAL TRUMP Hype  'EARLY BIRD' on Social Media ,...and you have never Looked back ! 

AWE ,..I CAN JUST SEE IT THIS THURSDAY : FOX NEWS ALERT - TED CRUZ SUDDENLY AND UNEXPECTEDLY DROPS OUT - AND IT WAS FOR "THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY" ( Soundin' Just like Tricky Dick circa 60' )  ,...AND OH by the way ,... he's endorsing the Donald too ??

!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEE HOW DEMOCRACY WORKS !!   

C'Mon Donny the dim-bulb ,..it's not like ya don't got the money !!

MICHAEL SAVAGE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND HIS NAME IS DONALD TRUMP !!

Michael Savage doesn't Exist.

The Right ignores him ,..

The Left ignores him too ,..

They are a buncha' feeble little pussies ,..afraid of some guy ,..

And they are both in agreement and with a wink ,..

The best way to handle and deal with Michael Savage is to just pretend that he isn't there,..

( And someday when he dies, they'll probably find some way to just ignore that too ),..

This is way beyond cowardly ,...

This is straight outta' George Orwell style fiction ,..

Only it's real ,..

Great Britain has acknowledged Savage at least,..

They have banned him ,..

From entering their country ,...

that is,...

And I myself kinda know the feeling,..

In my days of walking this Earth ,...this sorta thang has happened to me too ,..

It's called:  "It's what happens to those bad little R-I-G-H-TWINGERZ" ,..guys,.."

All the Liberals and lefties are cool,..

They can chill at Starbucks with all the babes,..

And all the well behaved righties too ,..they are welcome to hang out ,.. maybe ,..

Yeah ,..

Maybe even high-five each other,.. here n' there,.. Later on in the night ,..

Yeah ,..certain righties from Fox are in the cut ,..

that is,..

Just so long as they are slender, tall, and well dressed,... maybe well versed ,..

But Dr. Savage is more than just a pathetic little short guy to the Good Looking Fake Boobs Machines ,.. and one who needs a gun and a body guard and a big Limo ,.. and plenty of Great literature around to protect him ,..

Savage is a very extremely rare Truth bomb,..

and he doesn't mess around,..

Michael is highly talented and skilled and his art goes into that rare one-of-a-kind territory ,..

And they say "Republicans and Conserv's  have been through shit and Liberals are full of shit" ,... and they ain't just whistlin' Proverbial Dixie there and yelpin' for nuthin' when you hear that babbled ,.. Savage's box is INDEED checked for past sufferings indeed ,..

HE'S EARNED HIS KEEP !

And As he says ,... he baits the hook with his heart,..

But it goes way beyond that,..

Savage is like Jim Morrison or Peter Gabriel or David Bowie or John Lennon or any major genius you can conjure up ,..  BUT ALL ROLLED INTO ONE !!

He makes the Clowns at Fox and CNN Look beyond third rate,..

he is poetic and he can draw extreme and obvious Jealousy ...and from well connected buffoons or otherwise and if ya know's what I mean's ,... and no ,..not just for his skill ,.. but because he can do all this from a five foot four stature ,.. believe me ,..it's fucking amazing to behold ,..EVEN FROM MY VIEW !

True ,...his New York Accent helps a lot ,.. but even if he had a squeaky shrill voice like Hannity ,... he would still be awesome ,..

Michael Savage is not one in a million ,... HE IS ONE IN A BILLION !!

HE ALWAYS TELLS IT LIKE IT IS ,... AND HE AIN'T AFRAID TO EXCORIATE THE RIGHT ,...JUST AS MUCH AS THE LEFT,... even when he stumbles, it's almost interesting despite the cringe ,..

Yeah ,..he can go after Fox with equality to CNN or Msnbc or NBC ,..

I USED TO HATE SAVAGE FOR THIS ,..

and maybe a part of me still does,..

WAY WAY BACK IN LIKE 2003 AND EVEN BEFORE,.. he would make fun of George W. Bush and berate him on the air  ,...way WAY ahead of his time ,... almost as if he had his own version of Frank Zappa's "We're only in it for the money" ,..oh how I wished Savage would stop ,.. 

I said he was costing the Gop the upcoming 2006 election,..

I said that his clever and irreverent and ironic funny attacks were just crushing Bush and the Gop Conserva-movement back in those 00's ,..  

Yeah ,..a 2006 election loss was gonna be owned by him ,..the "Ross Perot of the airwaves" as Mark Levin coined him way back then ,.. HE WAS BLOWING IT !! AND FOR US ALL ! 

And maybe he was,..

And maybe he DID !!

BUT MAYBE THOSE GOP'S 'DESERVED' TO LOSE BACK THEN ,... WHICH GAVE THE DEMS THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOVE OBAMACARE UP ALL OUR ASSES later on !! USING THE IRAQ WAR,.. working with creeps like Dan Rather and other toxic media ghouls,..

MAYBE IF SAVAGE WOULD HAVE JUST shut his mouth ,..we would never have had all those 2006 Creepy Nancy Pelosi Democrats that November,..

but it wasn't meant to be ,..

And rare genius cannot be explained,.. 

And needle in the haystack geniuses do think alike ,..

and they are a rare breed ,..and in a rare little corner,.. OF THEIR OWN FANTASY REALITY !

they are feared,..

seldom revered ,.. 

impossible to understand for the average yahoo on the street,..

,..and more than,..

Just ,..because people are cowards,..

and people are afraid ,..

they don't understand rarity ,.. 

and yeah ,..sometimes, the genius chokes up when grouped with others,.. and it takes them that while to catch fire and stand out,.. they work so much better all alone !! 

that's because they're not used to any acceptance ,..

they are truly the stallions that run alone MEANT TO BE !,.. AND BELONG INDEPENDENT AS FUCK !! 

People Like Zappa and Savage cannot even be judged by us mere people mortals,..

for they are beyond our realm ,.. and beyond,.. OUR CONTROL !

I would like to think of myself in this group,..

But I know the truth real,..

I am only a talented hack,..

Guys like Frank Zappa and Michael Savage are geniuses who went to schools and write books - THEY DO MORE THAN JUST MEMORIZE LIKE SOME LIBERAL OR SOME SCUM LAWYER SO THEY CAN PASS TESTS ! I wish I could really hold a candle to people like these !

,.. I can only try and pretend ,... but I'm pretty fuckin' close,..

I hope,..

Which brings me to Trump,..

When Trump goes on Michael's show, he shows his true genius ,.. and he winks at all us "rightwingers" OUT THERE that he is aware, alert, and very smart,..and just like US ,...

He "Gets it" he appears to say ,..

WELL,..

I SORTA BELIEVE TRUMP,..

AND I SORTA DON'T !!

BUT MICHAEL SAVAGE SEES A LIGHT HERE ,..

HE IS A SHORT SLIGHT MAN IN PERSONA APPEARANCE AND HE CANNOT RUN FOR PRESIDENT - HE WOULD NEVER GET THE VOTES of the good looking elites ...forget the fact that people hate the guy anyway ,... SO HE IS DOING IT VICARIOUSLY  ,...THROUGH THE ANGER AND RAGE,..REAL OR NOT ,..FROM DONALD TRUMP,.. and Trump's 45,000 Person crowds ,..

And Let me wrap this up with a lil' story here ,..

There was once this Democrat named Dennis Kucinich ,..he was a real short annoying dude ,.. and I knew he would never get anywhere,.. but he was whiny and persistent and he got people to both feel sorry for and fear him somehow ,..

Savage is kinda like that,..

TRUMP IS NOT !!


Notes:

Those 2 Cowards Hannity and O'Reilly don't acknowledge Savage,... WOW !! WHAT A COUPLE OF WEENIES THEY ARE !

And Greg Gutfeld and all those little creeps on Red Eye ?? They don't have Savage On ,... fucking little spineless Losers ,.. YOU DON'T BELONG ON TV ! 



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Friday, March 18, 2016

MITT ROMNEY IS A FUCKING DICK !! HE NEEDS TO CHECK THE SCOREBOARD.


Mittens the Rat Can eat a pile of shit !

This 2012 Losing jerk needs to keep his pathetic mouth shut concerning Donald Trump the Chump,..

Now,..

Mittens the wily Rat has apparently forgot that Donald The Douche ENDORSED HIM BACK IN 2012 !!

AND NOT ONLY THAT !!

THE DONALD ENDORSED JOHN McLAME ,..BACK IN 2008 !!

AND TO ALL YOU OH-SO-REAL GOP'S OUT THERE WHO HATE THE TRUMPSTER,.. You too need to remember things like that and also that Trump Spoke at the 2011 CPAC ,..

It is well known that the Trumpster has been a Gop for quite some while now ,...

OH I KNOW ,..

DONNIE THE DIMWIT is one well OILED PIECE OF WORK of a careful planner / Manipulator / Curve-baller ,..and he is those at extraordinaire levels indeed ,... 

Donald is plodding and clever ,..  

People have dug up shit that he actually Good-Mouthed the Iraq War and LONG AGO TOO way back in the 00's ,.. BUT THEY too WANNA KEEP THAT STUFF ON THE DL best they can ,... They don't want Donald Duck to look too good with his Gop history ,...

But Let's get back to Romney the Retard ,..

Mitt sure seems like a real dirtbag right about now to me ,... He accepted Dumb Ass Don's 2012 endorsement and right at a carefully planned microphone stand on TV,.. Mitt framed it to look so impressive ,.. and now Mitt stabs the Don in the back !! ??  

WTF ??

That's real Low ,..

Mitt Lost to Obama in an election he should have easily won ,..that's even 'WITH' all the Democrat Voter Fraud in Ohio and Fla's Miami-Dade County ,..

Mitt couldn't get the job done ,..

And now he has the gall to try and knock the Donald,.. ..

MITT ROMNEY IS A PATHETIC CREEP ,..HE NEEDS TO SHUT HIS LOSER MOUTH AND GO AWAY ,..

AND THE GOP BETTER LISTEN UP ,..

YEAH WE KNOW THE GOP HIGHER UPS ARE SCARED TO DEATH OF TRUMP AND POSSIBLY LOSING ALL THEIR CHEAP MEXICAN LABOR TO MEXICO ,.. 

BUT THEY Don't NEED TO FEAR,..

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT DONNY THE DUMB ASS IS as PHONY A LIBERAL AS MITT OR Marco or ANY OTHER RINO,..

Trump is about equal to Bush's Dad Bush 41 if ya want the truth ,..

DONALD ISN'T GONNA BUILD A WALL OR DEPORT ONE SOUL,..

He loves the cheap labor too and that's how he builds all his worthless in debt shit ,..

THE GUY IS A FAKE ,.. 

AND ROMNEY IS A JERK FOR TRYING TO GET US TO VOTE FOR CRUZ NOW ,..WHO CLAIMS HE 'WILL' DEPORT PEOPLE AND ENFORCE OUR LAWS ,.. AND I BELIEVE CRUZ ,..

ONLY TROUBLE IS ,..CRUZ WILL NEVER BEAT HILLARY,.

AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM LINE ,..

MITT ROMNEY ,..AND YOU GOP ELITE MEGABUCKS MORONS:

SHUT THE FUCK UP

LEAVE TRUMP ALONE,..

LET HIM FAIL OR WIN ON HIS OWN !!

Just Like Hockey ,..

We're taking our best shot here,...

and our fingers are crossed ,..

that it isn't WIDE TO THE LEFT !

Thursday, March 17, 2016

IF TED CRUZ DOESN'T START THINKIN' AND DROP OUT SOON - WE ARE LOOKING AT PRESIDENT HILLARY !! HE IS CRUSHING TRUMP'S MOJO ,..KILLING THE MOMENTUM !

An Open Letter to Mr. Ted Cruz:

Dear Senator Cruz:   

GET THE FUCK OUTTA' THE RACE YA' DOUCHEBAG !!

You're ruining it for the WHOLE GOP AND THE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT !!

A MOVEMENT THAT BEGAN ANGRILY BACK IN 2009-ish,..

We got this THANG !!

Oh ,..I know ,..

You say that "You" are the real Gop Tea Party Dudester ,... and that this Trumpster The Munster guy is Just a merry prankster ,...   

WELL YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT TED !!

YOU 'ARE' THE REAL ROCK RIBBED 'REAL' CONSERVA-DUDE IN THE HUNT ,... the trouble is that YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST HILLARY !! 

Ya frickin' NUT !!  

WELL ,... THEN AGAIN ,..WHO KNOWS ,..MAYBE YOU and VP Marco 'COULD' squeak past Hillary this November in a nail biter ...and with help from "Latino" Voters ,..what-ever-the-hell that means ,..but why should we all monkey around with that stressful mess ,..when we got the Nationwide Stupid Walmart White Trash mobs MOVEMENT of Trumpy worshipers ,..who are just itchin' and chompin' at the champion bit ,.. to pull the lever and vote for the Knucklehead businessman from New York ,.. ??

Our Country is still more than 70 % WHITE YA DUMMY !!  

WHY TED WHY ,...  ??

YOU AND KASICH AND RUBIO HAVE SUCCEEDED AT FUCKING THINGS UP FOR DONALD THE DIMWIT ,.. 

YOU THREE GOOFBALLS HAVE BEAT THIS GUY IN KEY PLACES LIKE IOWA, MINNESOTA, MAINE, ALASKA, ETC,..

YOU HAVE TRIPPED UP TRUMP THE CHUMP AND MADE HIM STUMBLE,..

And he doesn't Like to stumble ,...

HE MAY EVEN START UP SOME COUGHING FITS AT THE MICROPHONE AND LOOK FEEBLE LIKE HILLARY ,..

YOU GUYS HAVE STRESSED THE TRUMP MAN OUT ,... !!

He soon may even Quit !! OR WORSE : GO THIRD PARTY AND CHANGE HIS NAME TO RALPH OR ROSS !

WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT ?? Do you secretly have Hillary pics on yer drive ??

BUT ,...WHAT IS THE / YOUR FUCKING POINT ,..YA SCHMUCKS !!  

WTF IS ALL THIS FOR ?? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TRYIN' TO PROVE ???

Are you really stopping ever and thinking about what yer doing ,... 

???

You Ted ,..you ain't gonna be the choice of the Elite Gop Ghouls this July at the Convention either ...

That is ,..IF you two Bozo idiots succeed at Keeping each other away from the magical 1237 number ,..

THOSE SUIT N' TIE STIFFS ARE GONNA TRY TO RAM JEB ,..OR MAYBE EVEN MITTENS THE RAT ,...UP OUR FUCKING ASSES ,.. Maybe Rubio ,.. they may even frickin' fuckin' dig up Rove or Cheney ,... maybe EVEN W HIMSELF !!

Do you see that Ted ??

DO YA GET IT YET ???

OH SURE ,...I KNOW ,..  

Trump 'has' been exposed as the Non-Genius that all you detractors have been belly aching ,...

Yeah ,..we've seen all you'se jumpin' up n' down ,..extolling to us ,..the impurities and flaws of Dimwit Donald ,..  

SO WHAT !! ??

YEAH YEAH ,..I KNOW ,..

We watched in horror as Trump virtually skipped Iowa over that dumb ass blonde hussy FLOOZY  from Fox News ,..and then STUPIDLY Lost ,..a critical defeat that Trump the chump has never really recovered from ,..

Yeah ,..we've seen Trump skip a debate or two ,.. and maybe even write off campaigning in important areas and then losing like a putz ,..still thinking that he's got it locked,..

Well ,..

Trumpster doesn't HAVE SHIT LOCKED PARTNER !!  

THESE GOP PRIMARIES ARE ABOUT TO MOVE WEST ,...  

A WEST WHERE TRUMP JUST MIGHT START LOSIN' BECAUSE NOW THAT RUBIO ( and Others ) are toast ,...this is now more than virtually a 2 Man race ,.. ( Kasich can eat diarrhea ,..)

And this may not now bode well for Donald the New York Dummy ,..and his legions of Jerry Springer Youth ,...  

RONALD McDonald just may be in TROUBLE here NOW !! 

HE IS ABOUT TO START GOING ONE ON ONE AGAINST CRUZ THE NOT SO ROUSE !!

AND TRUMPY'S DELEGATE LEAD AIN'T ALL THAT BIG BUSTER BROWNSHOE ! 

I CAN ENVISION TRUMP LOSING THE UPCOMING NEXT TWO PRIMARIES THIS TUESDAY MARCH 22, 2016 IN ARIZONA AND IDAHO ,..THOSE 2 SOUND LIKE CRUZ COUNTRY TO ME BABY ,... TERRITORIES SIMILAR TO CONSERVATIVE BASTIANS PREVIOUSLY WON BY CRUZTER THE ROOSTER ,...LIKE KANSAS , OKLA ,..ETC !!

DONALD THE NOT SO HUMBLE CHUMP ,..JUST MAY BE ABOUT TO STUMBLE ,..YA'ALL !!

BUT TED...  

PLEASE,..  

REALLY NOW ??

CAN YOU BEAT HILLARY ??

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN ??

WELL ,.. I DON'T !!

THE FACT IS TRUMP THE CHUMP HAS WAY MORE MONEY, WAY MORE CELEB-CLOUT AND CRED ,..AND HE HAS BRIGADES OF IDIOTS AND MORONS THAT WILL DO A-N-Y-THANG FOR HIM ,..AND AT THE DROP OF A MOMENT'S NUTHIN' NOTICE BABY !!

So think clearly HERE buddy ,...

DROP OUT NOW TED ,...

OR WE GOT PREZ HILLARY !!

AND BITCH PLEAZE !!

We don't wanna go there !

OBAMA MUST ACT UNILATERALLY AND SHOVE HIS NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICE PICK UP OUR BUTTS - AND WITH OR WITHOUT THE SENATE,...WHO NEEDS THEM ?

Gwyneth Paltrow once said not too long ago that we should just "Give President Obama all the Power that he needs",..

And ya know's what ??

I fuckin' A agree ,..

President Obama should just right now write his own new "Executive Order" where he declares by decree that this Merrick dude Supreme Court guy is just "Automatically" fast tracked right onto the Scotus bench ,...uh ,..because uncle Barack says so ,..

Now,..

I am most certain that President Dumb Ass Is already way ahead o' me here ,...he's already been thinkin' this on his own and long ago ,..like within minutes after he attended the funeral for the ....that Italian guy who was found mysteriously 'unresponsive' one recent morning in Texas ,...and with a pillow over his head ,..  

Oh ,..yeah ,..sorry ,..I forgot ,..President Dipshit from Jakarta forgot to go to the service ,..

Same with Nancy Reagan's too ,..

oh well ,...

NEVERMIND ,...

Oh ,..yer some white racist one toothed redneck from Deliverance who doesn't like Me and Barack's Executive idea ,...?? 

Well,..

We have a plan for you ,...you can just suck dick you Tea Bagger KKK scum ,..

Obama is just gonna write his ol' Exec-Order anyway and to make sure it is "Legal" and 'ratified' ,..he'll just have the new 9 Supreme Court Justices hear it ,...to see if it's kosher ,..sorta like his phony Executive Amnesty for immigration,..

The new 9 guys n' Gals in stinky black robes ,..one of which he should shoved in there ,..and up all our asses ,..all by himself ,..ON HIS OWN,..

AS IN,..

"UNILATERALLY"  

TOUGH BEANS you Constitutional hair splitting nit-picky buffoon ,..YOU CAN EAT IT ,.. 

AND MOST AMERICAN WILL ROLL OVER AND THEY JUST WILL ,....

ALONG WITH GWENYTH !! 


Forget those Senate guys ,... if they won't act ,.. THEN BARACK WILL !!