Thursday, November 18, 2010

SEAN HANNITY, Bill O'Reilly, and Glen Wreck - Get the Fuck Off the Air !!! You Suck !!

Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and Glen Wreck are NOT conservatives.

Neither is Hush "Bimbo" Limpballs...

These Four stooges seldom if ever confront any "real" issues,..

They wouldn't dare do that,...

For if they did that ,... As Guys Like Michael Savage regularly do..

"Then" they would have balls...

And thus, ...they would be the real McCoy type' shit !!

They have None.

Sean Hannity is a nice guy who talks to himself in the mirror at home "rehearsing" for those moments that he will confront a Liberal Douchebag,...

Sean Hannity Gets all his facts straight and he regurgitates with careful precision just incase some creep like Juan Williams or that Fat Moron Bob Beckel wants to get snooty with him and say dumb Lib thangs like "What happened to the hugeclintonsirrrplussafter2000whenBushysuddenlycameinthar.....????

or some worthless typical shit like that,...

Hannity will not so nervously beam; "Bush had two wars,..We were attacked,.. Didclintoneverhaveda'handledat????? Wehaddagrrrrreateconomywidbushfrom2001til2008cuzzahistathcutz...

Sean Hannity is a Fucking Douchebag ,...

,..If ever there was One,..

He gives all of us Conservs a bad name ,... ..if anybody does...

But guys like Glen Beck, Bill O'Whitey ,..and Micheal Medvedenko are even worse,..

MUCH WORSE.

IFYAKNOWHUDDIMEAN......JACKSON !!

I got way WAY more respect for Hannity than i will EVER HAVE for these kinda jerks

Bill O'Reilly is a waffly milk_Toast idiot who rarely says anything
as he meanders in "Da-Middle"

And Glen Wreck ???

You can fuckin' watch that creep for like 8 Hours and still not know what the fuck he's rambling about,...

HEY DILDOFUCK !!

HELLO !! WE 'KNOW' THAT GEORGE SOROS IS A FUCKING CREEP !!

WE GOT IT !!

NOW,...Michael Medvedenko Is a hockey named Film critic reviewing creep of the WORST LOWEST ORDER .....

THIS FUCKIN' GUY CAN BORE YOU LITERALLY TO TEARS !!!

I JUST WISH THAT FOX News would Get a fucking clue (And Grow some balls)
,..AND QUIT THIS CHILDISH "IGNORE' MICHAEL SAVAGE THANG CRAP AND HIRE THE FRICKIN' GUY AND GET HIS SHOW BACK ON THE AIR,.. Right Now !!

Those Creeps at MSLSD Fired the Great Savage Back in March 2003 or whuddeverr...

Ya know,.. That Network that Nobody watches with Keith Underbite n all...

We all expected Fox news to hire Savage,...

And we are still outraged that they never did,..

Aweee,..
Whats wong ,..Faux news,..

Are U still mad at Ol' Savage 'bout his Anti-Gay Rant
at MSLSD DAT DAY ??? Or 'bout all the true shit he says about Rupert Mullock ??

WHUDDAYUFRICKIN CARE,..???

Whut,...Yer tryin' to show how Legit and "Mainstream" yer News Network is ???

HEY FUX NEWS I GOT A DRIFT FER YA,..

LIB-ER-ALS ARE UH,..
NEVER GONNA LIKE YA !!!

ANYWAY

HIRE MICHAEL SAVAGE NOW !!!
AND PUT THE SAVAGE NATION SHOW BACK ON THE AIR 2010
RIGHT WHERE IT LEFT OFF IN 2003 MSNBC !!

Now,..
Mark R. Levin is a curious study,..

He's a real conservative.

A Hot-head entertaining and informative angry bloke (Much like Savage himself) and he hath his facts always in order,.. He don't like those EARMARKS ONE BIT - AND HE 'MEANS' IT !!

Mark Levin doesn't Like Savage either,..

Mark Levin should Know better...

Mark Levin says that Savage "Isn't" a real conservative and is "Illegit" because he was once a Liberal,...
or somethin' like that,..

Once a Liberal,...

Always a Liberal ????

Sorta Like Michael Douchevedenko

Huh ???

Mark Levin Pals around with Rush and Hannity ,..but any plain observer with half a' any a' brains can see that Levin is way much more in line with Michael Savage,...

Levin describes Savage as "Michael Weener" a short little troll who is as fat wide as he is tall....

Well,...
Sometimes I think Savage is kinda a jerk too myself... and it's frustrating as all shit,..
I don't like to hear him rail against the Gop the way that he does,..just like the next guy out there,..

But what hits me most and better is how "right" Savage just about 'always' is,.. (And believe me - 'this' scares me too)

People secretly listen to Savage,.. and they are coyly afraid to admit it,.. Yeah, ..People in the media...

You just "know' that Glen Wreck and Anne Coulter do,...

They get half their shit daily from him,...

Glen Wreck needs his childish chalkboards,...

 ....because Glen Train Wreck is merely justa' child,...

Himself.

A Little boy on a "Holy Mission" thinking that he's saving the world from Dr. Evil,...

And I wonder,...

....maybe the Liberals are right,...

Maybe - Just maybe,...
Glen Wreck "Is" Dr. Evil .... ????

HEY FUX NEWS !!
YOU MAN UP AND HIRE MICHAEL SAVAGE - A TRUE 'REAL' CONSERVATIVE WHO YELLS ANGRY AND MOUTHS OFF,.. Who sails close to the dangerous edge ,....!!!

AND PUT HIM BACK ON THE AIR,..

OR YOU CAN STICK to Tucker Carlson and Milk Toast Juan Williams and crap like that,...

Like the Douchebags
that
you
ARE !!!!

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I'm Clark "The Shark" From G.e. and I approve Of this Rant Monologue.

And If You Disagree With me ,..You're a Xenophobic Illegitophobe !!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Bristol Wins !!!! Bristol Wins !!!!! BRANDY AXED ?????

We've all seen those interviews lately where BOTH Sarah Palin "And" Bristol Palin "BOTH" deny that all those so-called "Tea Party people" out there are justa' crammin' the Ol' Phone lines in support of Bris' on good Ol' Dancing With The Stars (DWTS),...


WELL,...I Clark the Everlovin' Shark from G.e. am certainly NOT a huge fan of Dancing or DWTS,...


DANCING has jus' never been my thang (I'm a White guy anyway for Chrissakes,..)


But I wasn't gonna miss this one,...
For,....


Well,...On THIS - AMERICA'S MOST KONTRO-VERSIAL NIGHT EVA' IN HISTORY (AND yet another 'test' for Barack and his ever-fading staying power),..


Tongith !! Dawg !! Yes,...


I PROUDLY CAN SAY THAT I WATCHED 'DANCING',....


I guess it was writin' in the Stars that I wasn't gonna miss this one,...somehow ,.and for some cosmic reason,..


I WASN'T GONNA MISS DIS ONE FOR THE EARF'
YA' ALL,..


,..And I learned something I sorta already knew,...


Once again,... I watched the 'Tea Party" in action,....


Lemme tell ya homie...


These Tea Party people Coast to Coast are ORGANIZED 'AND' MOBILIZED UP THE PROVERBIAL  YING YANG FELLA !!


FOR TONIGHT,...The Tea Party people all across America ,.. they ,..


.....Eliminated the beautiful Brandy ??? (Brandy Norwood of Music and acting fame {And Of Carson California} - No,..Not my song),...


And before it all went down,....I told My lovely African American wife this; I said; "These Tea Party people are too Big and powerful now,...They are gonna do the unthinkable to Mtv and CNN AND OTHER POP CULTURE OF TMZ -LORE,...and they are gonna "eliminate" the trully gorgeous and talented Brandy,.."


,..And they are literally Holding 'Dancing With The Stars" hostage,...


,..And My wife just chuckled and said "No way,..there would be out-rage',..or somethin' like that,..


Well tonight,..


The unthinkable has Happened...


Brandy is gone,..


Bristol moves on,....


And as I look back at this evening,.. I realise how I was jus' sittin' at my computer like usual,.. I didn't even "realise' or care that "Dancing" was on,..


But by the power of God almighty and or My Guardian Angel or Karma,.. My wife "meant' to turn the Tv on near me, ...


,..And then point it my way,..
....as she quietly and coyly walked away,..


Perhaps she thought there was something coming to amuse me,...


There was.


I realised the Power of these crazy Tea Party movement people tonight and just how 'determined' that they are,...


Clearly, Brandy Norwood was more talented than Bristol Palin,.. We all know that,..


,..But the Mighty (And organized) Tea Party hath the last word,.. They saw things 'their' way,..


The Proverbial final say ,..as they might say,..


Note Here; I really should add that the show is a show for "Non-Dancers" who "get skilled quick" and learn the trade ,..and it would actually seem unfair ...that Brandy has such an edge over Bristol,...n' all


Anyway,...


Brandy still shoulda won ,...


Maybe,... I guess


But she didn't,..


Neither did Democrats on election day November 2, 2010,...


Karma is a Bitch,... I say to all Of you back there in 2006,...


REMEMBER IT,...


(Note; I've always sheepishly had a crush on Brandy Norwood ,... She has a lovely weird face,... Like a chick off a UFO ,...BUT REALLY 'REALLY' PRETTY AND LOVELY,.. a part of me was kinda bummed tonight that she lost to Bristol ,...and those crazy White trash Tea Party Jerks !!)


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Further Notes; The Megalomania and POWER Of Sarah Palin here ,..in all this,..is scary amazing


Maybe this chick really "can" Win President in 2012.


'Don't know,..


But it sure is Frightening,..


Also; These Tea party Voters crossing into the World Of Pop Culture and throwing it around like a rag doll is alarming at the very least,...


Although, I like to see stuff like this,..A part of me is wonderin' just where does this end ???


Are these Tea party Folks really gonna eliminate Jennifer Grey America's Sweet Heart ??? And all that Sad Patrick Swayze story stuff ??


Is Sarah Palin 'really" This nuts ??? 


( Even the three judges are clearly and obviously terrified of the Monster Tea Party (Who... oh by the way - Just Won a Monster Election recently and are a' feelin' ever so frisky...) out there and the Mega-Ratings and money they are suddenly bringing into this 'Very non-Tea party" type show....I would sorta hate to be one' a those Liberal ABC execs right about now....)


If the compassionate side of me could advise Mrs. Palin right now,..it might say this; "Hey Sarah,...We see that the "Only Way" now that Bristol is gonna lose is if she falls down on her knees,...


Hey Sarah ,...In thy name of Sanity; TELL BRISTOL TO TAKE A DIVE NEXT WEEK !!"

Monday, November 15, 2010

The People Who Voted For Lisa Murkowski Up In Alaska are FUCKING Little Weasel Motherfuckers !!

You Little Fucking Rats Up there in Alaska who "Wrote in" For Lisa Murkowski,...'r whud everr' da' Fuck 'er name is,..

YOU MAKE ME SICK !!

,..AND YOU REMIND ME OF DEMOC-RATS !!

HOW in the hell could you have done that to a Perfectly good, Tea Party backed, Great candidate like,.. Joe Miller ???

Y'ER All FUCKING WORTHLESS AND WEAK !!

FIRST OF ALL ALASKA DOUCHEBAGS !!
Joe Miller "Won" the Frickin' primary You morons !!

And then the Jerk-Off Merkawksi ,..rr however ya spell it,..

HAS THE AUDACITY TO GO RUN AS A ,....."WRITE IN" ?????

WTF ????

'Talk about a Sore Loser....

Not even the Sleazey Mike Castle in Delaware thought to dare to pull some shit shananigan like that !!!!

Its One thang that Loser Markowski is a Fucking Jerk,..

ITS A WHOLE 'NOTHER BALL GAME THAT PEOPLE 'ACTUALLY' REALLY VOTED FOR HER,... BY way of 'WRITING HER IN' NO LESS !!!

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK !!

,..AND it makes me wonder ,...

Did / Could ?? ,..uh Enough Demo-Rats possibly 'infiltrate' the Alaska Senate Election primary style,..in an effort to stop and thus "Subvert" the election Of Joe Miller,...which was so eminent,...?? (They 'knew' that their Dork McAdams couldn't win)...Yeah,..

Me thinks so indeed,.....

THE MORE I LOOK AT THIS KINDA SHIT,.... THE MORE IT REMINDS ME OF THE HARRY REID KINDA CRAP IN NEVADA !!

Are there really enough People up thar in Alaska who call themselves So called "Repubs" who would really be this in love with Lisa Dilldowski ???

I kinda fuckin' doubt it,..

If ya know w...w..what i mean,..

Yeah m,....I kinda frickin' thank i "Know" whats goin' on here,...

Alaska is a BIG WELFARE STATE

SORTA LIKE NEVADA

SORTA LIKE KALIPORNIA,...

THEY 'RELY' ON EARMARKS AND BIG GOVER-MENT UP THAR YONDER,...

AND THEY 'KNOW' UP THAR ,.First and Foremost.....THAT THEY WANT NO PART OF THIS JOE MILLER TEA PARTY GUY ,..WHOSE' GONNA CUT THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA THEIR SHIT UP THERE,...

IF YA KNOW WHUDD I ,..MEAN,...

They want Repubs,...they want the 'word' Repubs ,...Just not "too" repub,..Get it ?? JUST NOT 'REAL' REPUBS !!

ALASKA - YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK,...

And you make Sarah Palin embarrassed and ashamed,...

YOU MAKE ME WANNA FUCKING PUKE !!! If Ya wanna know tha' Truth !!!!

nnnhaahh
jus kidding !!!

Lisa Buttkowski fer' Senate 2010 !! USA !!!!

Can i have a blow job n a Medical joint with dat ???,..ann'a line' a blow,..ohh and a bridge too !! ??

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Note; Fuck-kowski calls Sarah Palin "Un-in-tell-e-ctual" today ,....

...oooh

That sounds jus'a like Keith Underbite at MSLSD

OR some Union hack !!

Note Here; Hey Joe Miller,... Let it Go man,.... it's way beneath a classy guy like You to get all technical with the voters who spelt "Scabkowski" wrong on the ballot !! Man to man Joe !! It's Childish,...MAN UP - ITS PROBOBLY OVER DUDE,...

YER UP AGAINST THE DEMOCRAT UNION MACHINE BRO - Alaska Style,...to go with the crooked status-Queue "canvassing board' there,..

YA AIN'T GONNA WIN

EVEN 'IF' YA REALLY WIN

AT THIS POINT,...

(Oh ,....And I jus' know that Douche-Kowski is gonna try to throw all them MILITARY BALLOTS OUT ,...AND WITH the help of some judge too,...)

Better Luck Next Time
Joe...

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

And if You Disagree With Clark the Shark from G.e.,..Yer a Racist, Homophobic, Infantiphobic, Verbophobic, Republiphobic, .....Miso-phobe !!!!

Many of us have seen Greg Gutfeld on Fox news "Red Eye",...

And he's a pretty fairly funny, ironic, and clever guy,...

But Did-ja-kno

 ....  that Clark the Shark is pretty funny and irreverent too as well ???

Yeah,... And it makes me wonder...

Have You ever noticed that Douchebag Liberals call E-V-E-R-Y-THANG A FRICKIN' disease,...

Unless a so-called "Cons-er-v-a-tive" uh,..has a disease,..

Yes,...if some coke-head does blow,..it's a disease
If you do too much alcohol,... it's a disease
If you smoke too much weed,...'that' might even be a disease to a liberal (Hmm,...I'm confused on that one,...they may just say it's too much of a good thang)..

But if yer a conservative ,...whuddeverr dat means,..

YOU DON'T HAVE A DISEASE,..
YOU DON'T GET A DISEASE NAMED FOR YOU

YES,...YER SIMPLY AN uninvolved, "Nowhere", un-evolved, back-woods, knuckledragger Good ol' fashion' MORON..

EVER NOTICE THAT ??

AND IT'S ALSO Perfectly A-OK for you to be bullied, ostricized, made fun of, ridiculed, etc,..put down ,.."you don't know what'yer talkin' bout etc ,.. blah blah,..)

Now,...In my life walk of being Clark the Shark from G.e.,....I have rarely seen a Churchy Goin' Conserv "EVER' BULLY or Bother A-N-Y-O-NE !!

IF THEY DID,....THEN THEY'RE 'NOT' A CONSERVATIVE ,....GET IT ?? YOU FUCKIN' DOUCHEBAG ???? !!

See the Math ?????

Conservatives are usually really nice, meek people who don't say anything and keep to themselves nicely (And by the way,....THIS IS A MONSTER BIG PROBLEM WITH ALOTTA CONSERVS,...) {Oh,..and important Note here; EVERYONE "Knows" that the Conserv 'isn't" being rude at all,...but ofcourse the Wise and guiding Libs amongst us 'seek' and oh so want to "Expose" him or her as such....so eventually he may 'see the light' and 'join in' with all of the gang...)

NOW,....BY WAY OF gene pool sample example,....Clark the Shark of G.e. - as many of you know - back in the South Bay was a really quiet and meek 'nice' chap who rarely said much to - or ever bothered - a soul,...whilst growin' up

Sure,..if you gave me a few too many drinks,..I might turn into a drunk moron ,..sorry,..I mean a LIBERAL !! Who wouldn't ??

BUT FER' the most Part,....Clark the Shark kept to himself, recorded hith music, wrote his poetry and songs,...and really accosted uh,... NO ONE !! (Plenty of wiser and better People seemed to accost me though I saw...)

SURE,...I MAY have been a little five foot four creep who couldn't beat anyone up so who gives a flyin' fuck about me anyway,..
But I've seen and known and I remember tall fairly good looking blokes who were fairly normal back in the day - who were Repubs or conservs - who were kinda cool cats to others,..uh in general ....

Much like a Sharkie himself ,...

LIBERALS IN THE SOUTH BAY AS I RECALL HOW-EVER,....ARE JUST ABOUT 'A L W A Y S" dirtball schmucks ,..big or tall,..and fat or small

They ARE BOORISH ghouls who casually (And rather uneducatedly and un-intelligently too)  pick on others and they step on Yer foot and cry out to the teacher that; "Danny stepped on my foot !!" ,...And shit like that

They form cliques and they scheme ,...

They Park in yer PARKING SPACE without care, They cut You off in traffic with a bird,.. And if all else fails,..they simply set you UP TO BE THE "IGNORED' ONE,..

IF YA KNOW WHAT I REMEMBER,....

IN SYNOPSIS I SAY THIS;

DON'T BE A LIBERAL

GO TO CHURCH AND PRAY TO DAT JESUS GUY

LIBERALS ARE SCHMUCKS AND THEY ARE DOUCHEBAGS,..
They don't Help a soul as they're always cryin' about YOU feeding the world !! They're back-office people who dress well and constantly hunt for chicks (But then the chick discovers that Taurus and Capricorn Conserva's - Like me - are so much better in bed than a Leo Lib ,....Funny isn't that ?? Good ol' Libs can't seem to keep a lil' chick around very long ,..hmmm )

THEY MAKE OUR WORLD MISERABLE
,...And its so ironic funny how they really don't know about (Or care about) a thing,...

AND THEY CAUSE ABOUT 87% of our World Earth Misery,...

I wouldn't EVER want a Liberal to help me or help from a Liberal,..

I'D RATHER BLEED TO DEATH,..
IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN !!!

AND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME,...YER A DYAPERPHOBIC, RACIST, Monolithophobe, Homeopathophobic , Mysogynistic , Dracuphobe !!



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The Sharkologue
November 11, 2010

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Mystery Missile Off U.S. West Coast (California),....'Really Makes ya think ,..Huh ??

By W. Clark Hagins


Yesterday, A Large ICBM Or Minuteman Type Missile (Obviously Sub launched) went screaming into the sky directly up from our Blue Pacific Sea Near Catalina Island,....uh ,..in California..


"near Me,...


to be ex-ackt...


And it makes Me wonder,..


Hey !!
Do all of You remember that day a while back when Some F-18 or F-15 Fighter Jet was racing around the sky over New York with the "Other" AirForce 1 ???


Remember Dat ???? Weird 'chit Happenz in Life,.... You Remember !!!!


Nah,....You Douchebags don't !! C'Mon,....Our Government knows all too damn well (As too does Our Media) ,...that You'se only has a' attention span a' like maybe 15 minutes back,..


Yer too busy watchin' porn er' playin' Video Games,..or maybe Dancin With the Stars or Ellen,.. or the Kardashianz,..


To use yer own brain ,...


Once in a while,..


Yer too busy threatenin' to "Beat sumbuddies Azz" or gettin' a new Tat ...er' ,..somethin' a' that nature,..


Arentcha ???


'Maybe Listenin' to Coldplay in yer headphones too much,...


Well,...
I Clark the Everlovin' Shark , fortunately,..have gotta long azz memories' dawg !!


An Awe' rememba that Barack Insane O'Bummer was suppozedly completely caught flat footed dat day ya all !!,..


Well,...
Right now,....ezackly,..a week after the ol' election ,..Barack is over there in India now as we speak,..


So we can't really come down too hard on ol' Big Ears right now,.. This Time !!


So just whut the hell happened here with this so called "Mystery Missile" Last Night ????


There are several theories.


Some say that the ol' U.S. is sendin' out "THE' Proverbial "Message" to "The World" not to mess with us ,.. (And Don't You even get snotty n' thinka messin' with That Barack guy ,..jus cauz' he's over there in 'ol India - YOU GOT DAT AL QAEDA ??? YEAH !! LOUD N CLEAR - TEN HUT !!


DO YOU GOT THAT RUSSIA ??


DID YA GET THAT CHINA ?? (Uh,.....even though we owe ya a zillion dollars,....)


Some say it was a UFO ????   OOOOHH ,...I can hear the X-Factor Song right now in my head  (So too can you too),..or as they say a "USO" (Sea Based UFO Phenomena),....


Some are sayin it was merely justa' Commercial Jet Airliner ,..... (YEAH RITE !!) -- (Although honestly,..that probably "is" all it was - with a twist of the sunset trick of the light n all)


Some are already sayin' it was a "Dry Run" by Chinese (Or Al Qaeda) "Inner hackers" ,..who have found a way to crack into our military's most Deep Secrets - ooohh ???? !!


Some speak of even a more Darker, scarier inner scenerio; That this was Al Qaedas (Not unlike Major Hassan) who have infiltrated our U.S. military and who are "On" our Subs ,....already ....


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Vandenberg Says it wasn't them,...
U.S. Navy says it wasn't them,..
U.S. Airforce says it wasn't them either,...
And Our Trusty Pentagon ??
They were busy playing Yatzi ,.....


Maybe it was a Chinese Sub that was roguely lurking around the U.S. far too close,..(With some Douchebag rogue Chinese General and Captain guys with mayhem on their brains)...
Maybe it was a Russian sub,...
Maybe it was North Korea ? ( I personally doubt that one)
,..Could it have been a Hugo Chavez Sub ??
,..Maybe it was the Mexican Drug Cartels ???


All Clark The Shark "The Conspiracy Guru" from G.e. knows is this,...


,...It was definitely,....


,...."Something" 


And I wonder,...


Could somebody hack into our Sub based launching Systems ???


How easy would it be ??


How hard is it ????


We Already know that the Chinese have previously tried to hack not just The Pentagon ,...But also Norad too - as well,....


Hmmmmm,.......


We are always close to BIG war,.... ( I try to warn people all the time but they just keep callin' me a Douchebag)


And the End is always near my friends,...


As a guy Named Morrison once said,...


Don't get too cozy an' think that yer so safe in 'dis world homie


'Like Yer Gonna Live forever,....


'cuzz Nigga ''


YOU AIN'T !!!

Friday, November 5, 2010

Harry Reid Steals Nevada With Voter Fraud,....But Hey, it's No Big Deal ....

The more I sit and think about the Massive Republican Win(S) of November 2, 2010,...the more I realize that The Nevada Senate Election was obviously clearly stolen....


The Fix was in from long ago...


The touch screen voter machines were plainly rigged,...


By the Republicans....


That is...


The Gop does 'NOT' want to lose Harry Reid...


Harry Reid is the ultimate Boogieman...


He is better than Saddam Hussein ...


Plus, Sharron Angle was a nutty wacko anyway,.... Sorta like Christine O'Donnell ,..
Sorta Like Joe Miller,...


Harry Reid is the gift that keeps on giving - And the Gop has absolutely NO INTENTION OF LOSING HIM ANYTIME SOON !!


SURE,....Nancy Pelosi may be gone now ,....and thats a Great thing


But the Republicans need to watch out and be careful...


They know that they don't wanna lose 'too many' funny Democrat clowns,...


Barack Obama and Harry Reid are a couple of Model Poster Boys for everything that is wrong with Barack Obama and Harry Reid and Other Democrats ,...and they couldn't be more perfect !!


The Republicans "Need" Harry Reid to be there,.....and they absolutely 'NEED' him there for the next Six years too - OR MORE if ya know what I mean.. !! If they are gonna get alotta things done in Washington  !!


Yeah yeah,....blah blah sure,... We All know that Harry Reid and the crooked Democrats bussed in illegal voters - showing absolutely no i.d's - who voted 'en masse while the Crooks at Nevada's Seiu Unions (And Probobly other Unions too) Rigged the Voting machines ,..just to be sure,..


You all remember the stories days before the elections of Voter's tales where they said they would vote for all the Gop's but then the screen flashed ALL votes for Harry Reid,.. not once - but sometimes four and Five times,..


Well,....it was ain't no wives tale ,.. Jackson !!


And we know that Sharron Angle wasn't the best candidate (Just Like Christine O'Donnell),..


The Republicans knew EVERYTHING ,...and all along....


They 'wanted' to lose some of these races...


'Always do ....


- Just not 'too' many -


They "Knew" the media would jump all over the female Gop's out there who were running,.. ya know ,..Palin-izing the Michelle Bauchmans er' whoever,...


They knew about the Witch stuff with O'Donnell and the Wacky stuff with Sharron Angle...


They knew it all too well


They knew all the polls,..


And they knew how to divert all of YOU ,... And they knew 'how' to win this election; BIG TIME,...


THE GOP WANTED THE HOUSE MAINLY,...


AND THEY GOT IT


YES,.....Now, they have it,...


And it will take ten to 15 years for the Democrats to even come close to dreaming that they can get it all BACK !!


It ain't gonna happen anytime soon,....


Sure,... the Senate woulda' been nice ,...but everybody knew that was an uphill battle at best,...


Sure we did ,....


You can call the Democrats suckers,..but they know the game too,..


They knew they were gonna lose this time,...


So ,...
Lets consider a few thangs ,.. Just fer fun'' Shall we ??


Every Poll before this election had Sharron Angle up by four ,...even in some cases Five percent %% Over Prince Harry


The race really wasn't close...
'it was a done deal to most folks,...


And at Some of the liberal media's Most wackiest funny Phoney polls too; CNN , USA TODAY, QUINNIPIAC, GALLUP ,....Forget Fox and Rasmussen...


E-V-E-R-Y-BODY "knew' that Harry Reid was toast ,...if anybody was,..


Hey,..All over the Country ,..We "ALL" knew that just about 'all' Democrats were done,..


Harry Reid himself even knew this..


Or did he ??


Nah,...it's OK HARRY


For in the immortal words of Yogi Berra; "It ain't over til it's over"


Somehow


And don't ask me mathematically how ,..


Dirty Harry oh so suddenly "managed' to win this ol' thang on Election day by some 60,000 Votes ???


WHAT ?????


HOWS DAT' POSSIBLE ???


It ain't !!
Thats How !!


It is - however - Quite possible indeed ,..if the "Forces of Nature and the Universe" itself "Want" Prince Harry there,..


Get it ????


Harry Reid has done the absolutely damn near Politically impossible; he was down in all the Polls by four and five percent ,..and then he 'WON' THIS RACE BY F I V E %% WHOLE PERCENT,.. yet ???


THATS BASICALLY A TEN POINT SWING,...     ???


EVEN ol' Dick Morris and Rasmussen are confused and proverbally scratchin' their ol' heads at this one..


YA THINK ??????


SO,....technically, How pray tell possibly did Gangster Harry really do this ?? In a state where the Tea Party was on the ground like gangbusters 'more' than any other state in the union ??? ' Where People were holding Massive rallys EVERY WEEK AND DAY literally burning the Prince in effigy like it was frickin' like they were passin' out tasty bread ??


How could Harry and the Democrats Possibly have pulled this off in 'THE' very place ,..that the Gop and the Tea Party wanted so desperately badly ,..and on a COMPLETE RED WAVE OF A DAY - where,..oh by the way; Gops' were dominatin' like E-V-E-RY,..WHERE else ???


WELL...
Nothings impossible to a Democrat,..


After all,..


They did pass their Monster Healthcare Bill,..


didn't they ?????


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Notes; ,...And isn't it kinda ironically squirrelly funny that Democrats really didn't do that well in Nevada - except for Harry Reid (Even Reid's very own son lost,...yet Prince Harry won ?? ,...kinda quirky weird strange there huh ?? yeah,...I thought you'd think so n' agree maybe ...)


,..Yeah ..and it's also kinda strange that in Nevada - A state with a very small population { About roughly 80% of their Population Lives in Clark County) (about the size of Delaware incidentally) ,...that ,..somehow uh,...this race -which shoulda' been razor tight at the very least (And recounted),....turned out to be a Harry Reid Victory Blow out ?? !! ?? - And by a margin similar to the 2008 Defeat of California's Prop 8 ???? Hmmmmm ,.... makes ya wonder...


it's ok Dems,..
We understand,...
We don't wanna be 'too' greedy on this Magical golden Gop day - that will live forever in History as beyond spectacular...
We see ya squirmin' there...


We'll give ya one,...


,..And 
ah Don't Worry ,..


Four Years from now, .....Everyone will have forgotten this election and the Democrats and their college kids and teen voters Youth ground game Brigade  will be back with Acorn for 2014 !!


Evil little bastards !!


Whats Wrong ??
Ya can't get any 40 Year olds to Vote for ya ??? ...

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Hey Voters Out there !! Don't Put the Republicans On probation ,....Seriously; DON'T DO IT !!

I have always said to everyone around me that when you vote, always and only vote Republican...


Always !!


Fortunately (Or maybe unfortunately) for the Planet, I Live in California and it is a place that we all know is just Top-Loaded With Douchebag Liberals Galore !!


So, consequently ,.... Not many of the people around me bother to Listen to me here,...


Thats a bummer...


Now,....Many of you out there "know" that I've been mugged - ALOT,, ....In my younger days
,..and we've all heard that joke;


Q; What Do You call a Democrat that's been mugged ?? A; A Republican.


Now,...the unconfident and insecure and Low self value esteem and evolving over the years me of only Five Foot 6' knows damn well from being around all the taller and Good looking Liberals dudes (Who Don't Bother to really Learn about real life and or Politics) who talk much - but know much less than me -,..knows..


What I'm talkin' about,..


SO LISTEN TO ME !!


And I tell you this !!


Don't come back four years from now After Tom McClintock or Marco Rubio or some Gop wins over Obama in 2012 and Vote back into Power an all Democrat House and Senate again 2014 !!


Don't Do it !!


Don't Re-Make the Mistake of 2006 and Give some Kook down the line the Gavel ,...The same way like You gave it to that Creep Nancy Pelosi in 06' !!! And all because some Rogue Renigade Rightwing Talk-Show Host Like Michael Savage says to !! In an effort to "Get even" with those damn Gops !!


DON'T BE A DUMB ASS INDEPENDENT OR A MEELY MOUTHED LUKE WARM MILQUE-TOASTED NUT-BAR !!


YOU SAW WHAT they did to our Healthcare System and Our banking and real estate - AND THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE TOO <---THATS WHAT THEY DO; THEY DESTROY <--AND BY DESIGN,..


THEY'RE Little spoiled children who are jealous - And they don't like and nor will they ACCEPT ,...WHAT YOU GOT !! AND THEY DON'T GROW UP !! AND THEY DON'T EVOLVE EITHER !! THEY STAY THE SAME !!  <-----"Thats" What Stupid does !!


DON'T BE A CRACKPOT and roll the dice on Democrats of Tomorrow,... AGAIN !!


,..Because we already know from math what they're gonna do !! And We 'MUST' LEARN FROM NOVEMBER 2006 - TO 'NEVER' MAKE THAT MISTAKE EVER AGAIN !!


YOU SAW HOW NANCY PELOSI BETRAYED YOU !!


BELIEVE ME !!


FUTURE DEMOCRATS OF TOMORROW WILL COME IN AND DO THE EXACT SAME SHIT AGAIN !!


TRUST ME !!


DON'T RISK THE CHANCE !!


Democrats have no intention of ever being "middle of the roaders' Types of people - Other wise they wouldn't be Democrats AT ALL !!. These People are hard-wired to be Big Government, power Mad, Corrupt, Fee Hiking, Red Tape enhancing, Bureaucratic loving, Hair-splitting, Minutiae-dwelling, Office sucking Tyrants to the Core !!


Democrats think that You're stupid and that they're above and better than you,...


They think that they know more than you


They even think that they 'KNOW YOU' better than you know yourself,..


They think that you're not funny and not amusing while they are genius and hilarious,...


They think that You're small, weak, and stupid,...and you'l do what they say ,... AND especially if they threaten you..


They try to control every room of meetings, Every Hoa Association, ..all the minutes WRITTEN !!


E-V-E-R-Y-THING !!


Somtimes I think that God just made them this way and they can't help or control it,..


Sometimes,..I think they were hypgnotized,..


,...but theres no excuse .... really


For some reason,...
They think that "Everybody" is a loser and "Little" but that 'they' are big ,...and they are somehow like the appointed "Leaders" amongst us,.. AND THEY ARE "SPECIAL"


Thats what Mao Thought,...
Thats what Fidel Castro thinks,..
Thats what Hugo Chavez Thinks,..
Thats what Saddam Hussein thought,..
Thats what they always think,...


A-L-W-A-Y-S !!


AND Don't you dare misspell a word or sneeze wrong around a room of democrats; You just know ,... they'l laugh at you and they'l put you down too // They'l try to gang up on you and "Set You Up" and get You with "Gotchas!",...because they're better and smarter than you... They're almost Perfect ,..while yer' little and a "Dumbshit".,..compared to "them"...


I don't give a flying shit about who gets rich and who starts a "Corporation",..


Thats what y'er "Supposed" to do Dipshit !!


......But you'll notice,..that


Democrats and unions certainly "Always do" care of such things,....and just about always too,..


They get their money from the Government Dummy !! Or should I say; YOUR MONEY HONEY !!


The words "Corporation" and "Rich" are always on their minds,...


Yet, they are usually amongst the richest Corporate people (Yes and I said Corporate),..


Democrats substitute in their own buzz words and red flags for what they really fear and Don't want to face and trully hate,..


They hate individualism,.. And Lone Wolves ...
And they hate a world with no categories or "Identities" <---Things that they know that they can control !! AND MANIPULATE TOO DUHH !!...


They want everyone where they CAN SEE THEM...


GET IT ??


Don't EVER make the Simple comparison of Democrats to Republicans,...


IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE !!


And no,..
I'm not the most Hard-core "Repub" in the World,..
I'm much more of a pragmatic individualist Conservative idealogue,....


( I actually sometimes find myself hating the word "Conservative",... makes me think like I'm takin' aluminum cans to Ralphs or Vons for recyclin' or some shit,...LIKE THAT !!


I am just a human being named Clark


I go to church on sunday and i try to pray,..


I believe in God


Nancy Pelosi prays ,...but i frankly really don't think she believes in ANYTHING AT ALL


EXCEPT MAYBE JUST MORE MONEY;


HERS AND YOUR$ !!!


REMEMBER; THE FOUNDING FATHERS WILL 'ALWAYS' BRING YOU BACK !!


,...AND NOT TO THE CENTER !!


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The Bottom line is this; Democrats get little 18 year old teen agers to vote for them,.....they know that they can't rely on 45 year old dudes who pay 6 Grand a year off to the IRS. 


DEMOCRATS (intentionally) get stupid and usually highly uneducated People ( And People on drugs) to round up and Vote for them because they "know" smart People never will,....


And "That" MY FRIEND


IS almost the definition,..


Of pure


evil,...

Harry Reid Steals Nevada With Voter Fraud,....But Hey, it's No Big Deal ....

The more I sit and think about the Massive Republican Win(S) of November 2, 2010,...the more I realize that The Nevada Senate Election was obviously clearly stolen....


The Fix was in from long ago...


The touch screen voter machines were plainly rigged,...


By the Republicans....


That is...


The Gop does 'NOT' want to lose Harry Reid...


Harry Reid is the ultimate Boogieman...


He is better than Saddam Hussein ...


Plus, Sharron Angle was a nutty wacko anyway,.... Sorta like Christine O'Donnell ,..
Sorta Like Joe Miller,...


Harry Reid is the gift that keeps on giving - And the Gop has absolutely NO INTENTION OF LOSING HIM ANYTIME SOON !!


SURE,....Nancy Pelosi may be gone now ,....and thats a Great thing


But the Republicans need to watch out and be careful...


They know that they don't wanna lose 'too many' funny Democrat clowns,...


Barack Obama and Harry Reid are a couple of Model Poster Boys for everything that is wrong with Barack Obama and Harry Reid and Other Democrats ,...and they couldn't be more perfect !!


The Republicans "Need" Harry Reid to be there,.....and they absolutely 'NEED' him there for the next Six years too - OR MORE if ya know what I mean.. !! If they are gonna get alotta things done in Washington  !!


Yeah yeah,....blah blah sure,... We All know that Harry Reid and the crooked Democrats bussed in illegal voters - showing absolutely no i.d's - who voted 'en masse while the Crooks at Nevada's Seiu Unions (And Probobly other Unions too) Rigged the Voting machines ,..just to be sure,..


You all remember the stories days before the elections of Voter's tales where they said they would vote for all the Gop's but then the screen flashed ALL votes for Harry Reid,.. not once - but sometimes four and Five times,..


Well,....it was ain't no wives tale ,.. Jackson !!


And we know that Sharron Angle wasn't the best candidate (Just Like Christine O'Donnell),..


The Republicans knew EVERYTHING ,...and all along....


They 'wanted' to lose some of these races...


'Always do ....


- Just not 'too' many -


They "Knew" the media would jump all over the female Gop's out there who were running,.. ya know ,..Palin-izing the Michelle Bauchmans er' whoever,...


They knew about the Witch stuff with O'Donnell and the Wacky stuff with Sharron Angle...


They knew it all too well


They knew all the polls,..


And they knew how to divert all of YOU ,... And they knew 'how' to win this election; BIG TIME,...


THE GOP WANTED THE HOUSE MAINLY,...


AND THEY GOT IT


YES,.....Now, they have it,...


And it will take ten to 15 years for the Democrats to even come close to dreaming that they can get it all BACK !!


It ain't gonna happen anytime soon,....


Sure,... the Senate woulda' been nice ,...but everybody knew that was an uphill battle at best,...


Sure we did ,....


You can call the Democrats suckers,..but they know the game too,..


They knew they were gonna lose this time,...


So ,...
Lets consider a few thangs ,.. Just fer fun'' Shall we ??


Every Poll before this election had Sharron Angle up by four ,...even in some cases Five percent %% Over Prince Harry


The race really wasn't close...
'it was a done deal to most folks,...


And at Some of the liberal media's Most wackiest funny Phoney polls too; CNN , USA TODAY, QUINNIPIAC, GALLUP ,....Forget Fox and Rasmussen...


E-V-E-R-Y-BODY "knew' that Harry Reid was toast ,...if anybody was,..


Hey,..All over the Country ,..We "ALL" knew that just about 'all' Democrats were done,..


Harry Reid himself even knew this..


Or did he ??


Nah,...it's OK HARRY


For in the immortal words of Yogi Berra; "It ain't over til it's over"


Somehow


And don't ask me mathematically how ,..


Dirty Harry oh so suddenly "managed' to win this ol' thang on Election day by some 60,000 Votes ???


WHAT ?????


HOWS DAT' POSSIBLE ???


It ain't !!
Thats How !!


It is - however - Quite possible indeed ,..if the "Forces of Nature and the Universe" itself "Want" Prince Harry there,..


Get it ????


Harry Reid has done the absolutely damn near Politically impossible; he was down in all the Polls by four and five percent ,..and then he 'WON' THIS RACE BY F I V E %% WHOLE PERCENT,.. yet ???


THATS BASICALLY A TEN POINT SWING,...     ???


EVEN ol' Dick Morris and Rasmussen are confused and proverbally scratchin' their ol' heads at this one..


YA THINK ??????


SO,....technically, How pray tell possibly did Gangster Harry really do this ?? In a state where the Tea Party was on the ground like gangbusters 'more' than any other state in the union ??? ' Where People were holding Massive rallys EVERY WEEK AND DAY literally burning the Prince in effigy like it was frickin' like they were passin' out tasty bread ??


How could Harry and the Democrats Possibly have pulled this off in 'THE' very place ,..that the Gop and the Tea Party wanted so desperately badly ,..and on a COMPLETE RED WAVE OF A DAY - where,..oh by the way; Gops' were dominatin' like E-V-E-RY,..WHERE else ???


WELL...
Nothings impossible to a Democrat,..


After all,..


They did pass their Monster Healthcare Bill,..


didn't they ?????


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Notes; ,...And isn't it kinda ironically squirrelly funny that Democrats really didn't do that well in Nevada - except for Harry Reid (Even Reid's very own son lost,...yet Prince Harry won ?? ,...kinda quirky weird strange there huh ?? yeah,...I thought you'd think so n' agree maybe ...)


,..Yeah ..and it's also kinda strange that in Nevada - A state with a very small population { About roughly 80% of their Population Lives in Clark County) (about the size of Delaware incidentally) ,...that ,..somehow uh,...this race -which shoulda' been razor tight at the very least (And recounted),....turned out to be a Harry Reid Victory Blow out ?? !! ?? - And by a margin similar to the 2008 Defeat of California's Prop 8 ???? Hmmmmm ,.... makes ya wonder...


it's ok Dems,..
We understand,...
We don't wanna be 'too' greedy on this Magical golden Gop day - that will live forever in History as beyond spectacular...
We see ya squirmin' there...


We'll give ya one,...


,..And 
ah Don't Worry ,..


Four Years from now, .....Everyone will have forgotten this election and the Democrats and their college kids and teen voters Youth ground game Brigade  will be back with Acorn for 2014 !!


Evil little bastards !!


Whats Wrong ??
Ya can't get any 40 Year olds to Vote for ya ??? ...